Degausser - Revision history

Muhandes at 05:57, 13 May 2010

2010-05-13T05:57:17Z

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	:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]] (typing "clean", "clear", "defrag", "degauss", or "reset")		:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]] (typing "clean", "clear", "defrag", "degauss", or "reset")
	\|combatuse=~~''Against [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''~~		\|combatuse=''Against [[A.R.F.]] foes, except [[Red Ring of Death]]:''

	You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-57 damage'''.

	''Against [[A.R.F.]] foes, except [[Red Ring of Death]]:''

	You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.		You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.
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	:{{obtain\|subscript omicron\|subscript5.gif}}		:{{obtain\|subscript omicron\|subscript5.gif}}

			''Against other [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''

			You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-57 damage'''.

	''Against other foes:''		''Against other foes:''

	You try to run the degausser code against a brick-and-mortar (well, real world) opponent. Needless to say, this technique does not work as planned. Your opponent smacks the code out of your hand and continues the fight well within one standard deviation of the condition they had been in moments before.}}		You try to run the degausser code against a brick-and-mortar (well, real world) opponent. Needless to say, this technique does not work as planned. Your opponent smacks the code out of your hand and continues the fight well within one standard deviation of the condition they had been in moments before.}}

Muhandes at 06:16, 6 May 2010

2010-05-06T06:16:14Z

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	:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]] (typing "clean", "defrag", "degauss", or "reset")		:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]] (typing "clean", "clear", "defrag", "degauss", or "reset")
	\|combatuse=''Against [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''		\|combatuse=''Against [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''

Muhandes at 05:19, 6 May 2010

2010-05-06T05:19:54Z

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	:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]		:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]] (typing "clean", "defrag", "degauss", or "reset")
	\|combatuse=''Against [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''		\|combatuse=''Against [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''

Muhandes at 09:41, 5 May 2010

2010-05-05T09:41:56Z

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	You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-57 damage'''.		You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-57 damage'''.

	''Against ~~any foe inside~~ [[A.R.F.]] (except [[Red Ring of Death]]):''		''Against [[A.R.F.]] foes, except [[Red Ring of Death]]:''

	You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.		You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.

	~~{{obtain\|subscript alpha\|subscript1.gif}}~~		:''Against [[BSoD]] or [[drat cat]]:''

	~~''or''~~		:{{obtain\|subscript alpha\|subscript1.gif}}

	~~{{obtain\|subscript beta\|subscript2.gif}}~~		:''Against [[Green Horseshoe of Death]] or [[no carrier]]:''

	~~''or''~~		:{{obtain\|subscript beta\|subscript2.gif}}

	~~{{obtain\|subscript gamma\|subscript3.gif}}~~		:''Against [[D-bug]] or [[Spider Crawler]]:''

	~~''or''~~		:{{obtain\|subscript gamma\|subscript3.gif}}

	~~{{obtain\|subscript iota\|subscript4.gif}}~~		:''Against [[General Protection Fault]] or [[Silk Worm]]:''

	~~''or''~~		:{{obtain\|subscript iota\|subscript4.gif}}

	{{obtain\|subscript omicron\|subscript5.gif}}		:''Against [[Anatolian mule]] or [[data police]]:''

			:{{obtain\|subscript omicron\|subscript5.gif}}

	''Against other foes:''		''Against other foes:''

	You try to run the degausser code against a brick-and-mortar (well, real world) opponent. Needless to say, this technique does not work as planned. Your opponent smacks the code out of your hand and continues the fight well within one standard deviation of the condition they had been in moments before.}}		You try to run the degausser code against a brick-and-mortar (well, real world) opponent. Needless to say, this technique does not work as planned. Your opponent smacks the code out of your hand and continues the fight well within one standard deviation of the condition they had been in moments before.}}

Muhandes at 15:00, 3 May 2010

2010-05-03T15:00:14Z

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	You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-57 damage'''.		You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-57 damage'''.

	''Against a foe inside [[A.R.F.]]:''		''Against any foe inside [[A.R.F.]] (except [[Red Ring of Death]]):''

	You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.		You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.

Muhandes at 11:16, 3 May 2010

2010-05-03T11:16:34Z

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	\|combatuse=''Against [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''		\|combatuse=''Against [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''

	You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-46 damage'''.		You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-57 damage'''.

	''Against a foe inside [[A.R.F.]]:''		''Against a foe inside [[A.R.F.]]:''

Muhandes at 10:59, 3 May 2010

2010-05-03T10:59:11Z

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	:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]		:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
	\|combatuse=''Against ~~an electronic robot outside~~ [[~~A.R.F.~~]]:''		\|combatuse=''Against [[:Category:Robots\|Robots]]:''

	You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes 46 damage.		You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes '''41-46 damage'''.

	''~~Against a foe outside [[A.R.F.]]:~~''

	You try to run the degausser code against a brick-and-mortar (well, real world) opponent. Needless to say, this technique does not work as planned. Your opponent smacks the code out of your hand and continues the fight well within one standard deviation of the condition they had been in moments before.

	''Against a foe inside [[A.R.F.]]:''		''Against a foe inside [[A.R.F.]]:''
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	{{obtain\|subscript omicron\|subscript5.gif}}		{{obtain\|subscript omicron\|subscript5.gif}}
	}}
			''Against other foes:''

			You try to run the degausser code against a brick-and-mortar (well, real world) opponent. Needless to say, this technique does not work as planned. Your opponent smacks the code out of your hand and continues the fight well within one standard deviation of the condition they had been in moments before.}}

Zillow: 46 dmg at lvl 110

2010-05-03T03:00:51Z

46 dmg at lvl 110

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	:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]		:* [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
	\|combatuse=''Against a foe outside [[A.R.F.]]:''		\|combatuse=''Against an electronic robot outside [[A.R.F.]]:''

			You apply the degausser to your opponent. Yes, it's a virtual representation of a degausser, but robots process the code for digital items just like they're interacting with the real item. In effect, you've programmed your opponent to degauss itself. Your opponent starts speaking in robot tongues (what is that, assembly language?) and sparks fly out from the casing. Your opponent takes 46 damage.

			''Against a foe outside [[A.R.F.]]:''

	You try to run the degausser code against a brick-and-mortar (well, real world) opponent. Needless to say, this technique does not work as planned. Your opponent smacks the code out of your hand and continues the fight well within one standard deviation of the condition they had been in moments before.		You try to run the degausser code against a brick-and-mortar (well, real world) opponent. Needless to say, this technique does not work as planned. Your opponent smacks the code out of your hand and continues the fight well within one standard deviation of the condition they had been in moments before.

Zillow at 00:07, 3 May 2010

2010-05-03T00:07:47Z

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	You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.		You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.

			{{obtain\|subscript alpha\|subscript1.gif}}

	''or''		''or''

The supernaturalist at 17:33, 2 May 2010

2010-05-02T17:33:09Z

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	You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.		You press the trigger on the degausser. There's a slight thump, and a humming sound. Your target's distribution gets significantly less clustered about the mean. By which I mean it begins to waver, changes color rapidly, and then dissolves almost completely. All that's left over is a couple of pieces of code that barely make up a little subscript.

	~~''or''~~

	~~{{obtain\|subscript omicron\|subscript1.gif}}~~

	''or''		''or''
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	{{obtain\|subscript iota\|subscript4.gif}}		{{obtain\|subscript iota\|subscript4.gif}}

			''or''

			{{obtain\|subscript omicron\|subscript5.gif}}
	}}		}}