Grumpy Grey Giant

Grumpy Grey Giant

You are fighting Grumpy Grey Giant.

It's big. It's angry. It's big. It's grey. It's big. Did I mention that? It's really big.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The giant rumbles "ho ho ho," but the only gift it's giving out is a heaping helping of pain.
The giant is not a gun, but it's got two fists that do the job just as well.
The giant brings its foot down hard enough to raise a cloud of dust... space dust. The dust is bad, but the part where you were underneath the giant's foot is way worse.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The giant rumbles "ho ho ho," but it doesn't have the beard or coat to really pull it off.
The giant's not a gun so it can't shoot you. Well... it can, but you dodge the deadly finger pistol.
The giant brings its foot down hard enough to raise a cloud of dust... space dust. Thankfully, you were able to dive out of the way.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain scaling experience.

You got an item: plasteel plating (4.3 ± 1.5%)
You got an item: mona lisa drivetrain (8.1 ± 2.1%)
You got an item: superconductor chip (19.9 ± 1.1%)