Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks - Revision history

Sanjuro: link

2015-01-03T07:36:26Z

link

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	\|plural=Professor Ouch's satchels of tricks		\|plural=Professor Ouch's satchels of tricks
	\|image=profouchsatchel.gif		\|image=profouchsatchel.gif
	\|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.		\|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of [[International Joke Day]]. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.

	However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.		However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.

Hoyifung04 at 18:56, 2 September 2013

2013-09-02T18:56:44Z

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	{{OuchItems}}		{{OuchItems}}
	~~[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]~~
			{{IotM\|date=August 2012\|cur=Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks\|pre=Spy tux\|suc=Twilight Inventions 800}}

Hoyifung04: {{OuchItems}}

2013-05-02T01:34:27Z

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	* The description contains a reference to a ''{{wikipedia\|Saturday Night Live}}'' skit in which sleazy entrepreneur Irwin Mainway, played by {{wikipedia\|Dan Aykroyd}}, sold dangerous toys such as a "Bag O Glass".		* The description contains a reference to a ''{{wikipedia\|Saturday Night Live}}'' skit in which sleazy entrepreneur Irwin Mainway, played by {{wikipedia\|Dan Aykroyd}}, sold dangerous toys such as a "Bag O Glass".
	* The description contains a reference to the song "{{wikipedia\|Ironic_(song)\|Ironic}}" by {{wikipedia\|Alanis Morissette}}.		* The description contains a reference to the song "{{wikipedia\|Ironic_(song)\|Ironic}}" by {{wikipedia\|Alanis Morissette}}.


			{{OuchItems}}
	[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]		[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]

Sanjuro: added reference info

2012-09-03T07:32:55Z

added reference info

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	==Notes==		==Notes==
	* When bought: The shopkeeper hands you a sack filled with dirty tricks, then offers to shake your hand. You know better than to accept it.		* When bought: The shopkeeper hands you a sack filled with dirty tricks, then offers to shake your hand. You know better than to accept it.
			==References==
			* The description contains a reference to a ''{{wikipedia\|Saturday Night Live}}'' skit in which sleazy entrepreneur Irwin Mainway, played by {{wikipedia\|Dan Aykroyd}}, sold dangerous toys such as a "Bag O Glass".
			* The description contains a reference to the song "{{wikipedia\|Ironic_(song)\|Ironic}}" by {{wikipedia\|Alanis Morissette}}.
	[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]		[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]

Sanjuro: plural

2012-08-02T22:18:04Z

plural

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	\|itemid=1926		\|itemid=1926
	\|name=Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks		\|name=Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks
	\|plural=		\|plural=Professor Ouch's satchels of tricks
	\|image=profouchsatchel.gif		\|image=profouchsatchel.gif
	\|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.		\|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.

Hoyifung04: arrow

2012-08-02T03:14:07Z

arrow

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	* {{obtain\|Ouch's clown make-up\|profouchmakeup.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's clown make-up\|profouchmakeup.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's foam brick\|profouchbrick.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's foam brick\|profouchbrick.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's head arrow\|profoucharrow.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''

Patojonas: adding 3 more items

2012-08-01T20:29:45Z

adding 3 more items

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	* {{obtain\|Ouch's bike horn\|profouchhorn.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's bike horn\|profouchhorn.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's clown make-up\|profouchmakeup.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's foam brick\|profouchbrick.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's stink bomb\|profouchbomb.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's trick cards\|profouchcard.gif}}		* {{obtain\|Ouch's trick cards\|profouchcard.gif}}

Patojonas: use, buy message

2012-08-01T12:06:09Z

use, buy message

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	\|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]		\|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]
	:*Available for 10 [[silver star]]s during August of 2012.		:*Available for 10 [[silver star]]s during August of 2012.
	\|used=
	\|multiuse=		Have a [[Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)]] in your inventory on rollover.
			\|used=You dump out the satchel, revealing an assortment of "jokes."

			* {{obtain\|Ouch's bike horn\|profouchhorn.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's trick cards\|profouchcard.gif}}

			The satchel seems a little less threatening now.

			{{obtain\|Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)\|profouchsatchelempty.gif}}
			\|multiuse=!
	}}		}}
	==Notes==		==Notes==
	* When bought:		* When bought: The shopkeeper hands you a sack filled with dirty tricks, then offers to shake your hand. You know better than to accept it.
	[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]		[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]

Hoyifung04: oops

2012-08-01T03:52:50Z

oops

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	\|image=profouchsatchel.gif		\|image=profouchsatchel.gif
	\|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.		\|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.

	However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.		However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.

Hoyifung04: Created page with "{{item |descid=49632496 |itemid=1926 |name=Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks |plural= |image=profouchsatchel.gif |desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that..."

2012-08-01T03:43:32Z

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However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.

Right?

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==Notes==
* When bought:
[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]

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	* {{obtain\|Ouch's clown make-up\|profouchmakeup.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's clown make-up\|profouchmakeup.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's foam brick\|profouchbrick.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's foam brick\|profouchbrick.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's head arrow\|profoucharrow.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''

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	* {{obtain\|Ouch's bike horn\|profouchhorn.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's bike horn\|profouchhorn.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's clown make-up\|profouchmakeup.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's foam brick\|profouchbrick.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's joy buzzer\|profouchbuzzer.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''		* {{obtain\|Ouch's lovely flower\|profouchflower.gif}} ''or''
			* {{obtain\|Ouch's stink bomb\|profouchbomb.gif}} ''or''
	* {{obtain\|Ouch's trick cards\|profouchcard.gif}}		* {{obtain\|Ouch's trick cards\|profouchcard.gif}}