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<p>start</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{item<br /> |descid=50273790<br /> |itemid=2792<br /> |name=super distressed shirt<br /> |plural=super distressed shirts<br /> |image=distressedshirt.gif<br /> |desc=Someone who doesn&#039;t take fashion seriously might be caught dead in a merely distressed shirt. But this shirt far exceeds those lesser vestments.<br /> <br /> Left to age in a bog for almost ten thousand years to get an oaky finish, this shirt was excavated by dedicated artisans, run through a particularly vicious rinse cycle, bleached, thrown to a pack of rabid weasels, smeared with dirt, cut into snow flakes for a third grade art project, used to cushion a deorbiting satellite, and left on the bedroom floor overnight without being folded. You don&#039;t want people to think you&#039;re some poseur who buys off the rack, do you?<br /> |type=Shirt<br /> |power=24<br /> |level=4<br /> |autosell=120<br /> |ench={{modifier|strength|+5%}}<br /> {{modifier|brute}}<br /> |obtain=[[School of Villainy]]<br /> :*[[brutal fan]]<br /> }}</div>

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