Talk:Turkey feather wand - Revision history

Patojonas at 13:25, 1 November 2013

2013-11-01T13:25:55Z

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	::'''''followed by:'''''		::'''''followed by:'''''
	:It takes the form of a man in a gorilla suit and a space helmet. He bludgeons the <foe> for '''X damage'''.		:It takes the form of a man in a gorilla suit and a space helmet. He bludgeons the <foe> for '''X damage'''.
			::'''''or'''''
			:It burns the <foe>, causing {{col\|acid\|X damage}} of toxic troma... err, trauma.
			::'''''or'''''
			:It takes the form of a prequel to Array's favorite movie, scarring it for {{col\|psychic\|X damage}}.
	::'''''or'''''		::'''''or'''''
	:It takes the form of a electric tingler, like a joy buzzer, but gimmicky enough to deal {{col\|electric\|X damage}}.		:It takes the form of a electric tingler, like a joy buzzer, but gimmicky enough to deal {{col\|electric\|X damage}}.
	::'''''or'''''		::'''''or'''''
	:Their terrible magic summons every frozen turkey in Hoboken. They bury the <foe> for {{col\|ice\|X damage}}.		:Their terrible magic summons every frozen turkey in Hoboken. They bury the <foe> for {{col\|ice\|X damage}}.
			::'''''or'''''
			:It takes the form of tiny flaming UFOs that look supiciously like paper plates. They crash into the <foe> for {{col\|fire\|X damage}}.
	::'''''or'''''		::'''''or'''''
	:It gets louder and louder, attempting to compensate for its awfulness through volume, but only succeeds in doing {{col\|sonic\|X damage}}.		:It gets louder and louder, attempting to compensate for its awfulness through volume, but only succeeds in doing {{col\|sonic\|X damage}}.
	~~::'''''or'''''~~
	~~:It takes the form of a prequel to Array's favorite movie, scarring it for {{col\|psychic\|X damage}}.~~

	[[User:Patojonas\|Patojonas]] 06:13, 1 November 2013 (PDT)		[[User:Patojonas\|Patojonas]] 06:25, 1 November 2013 (PDT)

Patojonas at 13:13, 1 November 2013

2013-11-01T13:13:04Z

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	::'''''or'''''		::'''''or'''''
	:Their terrible magic summons every frozen turkey in Hoboken. They bury the <foe> for {{col\|ice\|X damage}}.		:Their terrible magic summons every frozen turkey in Hoboken. They bury the <foe> for {{col\|ice\|X damage}}.
			::'''''or'''''
			:It gets louder and louder, attempting to compensate for its awfulness through volume, but only succeeds in doing {{col\|sonic\|X damage}}.
			::'''''or'''''
			:It takes the form of a prequel to Array's favorite movie, scarring it for {{col\|psychic\|X damage}}.

			[[User:Patojonas\|Patojonas]] 06:13, 1 November 2013 (PDT)
	[[User:Patojonas\|Patojonas]] 06:09, 1 November 2013 (PDT)

Patojonas at 13:09, 1 November 2013

2013-11-01T13:09:45Z

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	:'''Hilarious Voiceover''' shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles)		:'''Hilarious Voiceover''' shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles)
	:'''Swish and Flick''' to summon the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. (~~used ice bolt~~)		:'''Swish and Flick''' to summon the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. (spell critical)

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	:You channel the power of a thousand terrible movies for good... or at least good practice for making fun of <foe>. Your practiced jibes deal {{col\|psychic\|X damage}} and shake his confidence. ''(-X Defense, -X Offense)''		*You channel the power of a thousand terrible movies for good... or at least good practice for making fun of <foe>. Your practiced jibes deal {{col\|psychic\|X damage}} and shake his confidence. ''(-X Defense, -X Offense)''

	:You extend the turkey feather wand, summoning the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. It takes the form of a electric tingler, like a joy buzzer, but gimmicky enough to deal {{col\|electric\|X damage}}.

			*You extend the turkey feather wand, summoning the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies.
			::'''''followed by:'''''
			:It takes the form of a man in a gorilla suit and a space helmet. He bludgeons the <foe> for '''X damage'''.
			::'''''or'''''
			:It takes the form of a electric tingler, like a joy buzzer, but gimmicky enough to deal {{col\|electric\|X damage}}.
			::'''''or'''''
			:Their terrible magic summons every frozen turkey in Hoboken. They bury the <foe> for {{col\|ice\|X damage}}.

	[[User:Patojonas\|Patojonas]] 06:03, 1 November 2013 (PDT)
			[[User:Patojonas\|Patojonas]] 06:09, 1 November 2013 (PDT)

Patojonas: Swish and Flick

2013-11-01T13:03:28Z

Swish and Flick

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	It seems to grant some exclusive Openings:		It seems to grant some exclusive Openings:

	'''Hilarious Voiceover''' shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles)		:'''Hilarious Voiceover''' shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles)
			:'''Swish and Flick''' to summon the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. (used ice bolt)

			----
			:You channel the power of a thousand terrible movies for good... or at least good practice for making fun of <foe>. Your practiced jibes deal {{col\|psychic\|X damage}} and shake his confidence. ''(-X Defense, -X Offense)''

	You ~~channel~~ the ~~power~~ of a thousand terrible movies ~~for good~~.~~.. or at least good practice for making fun~~ of ~~<foe>. Your practiced jibes~~ deal {{col\|~~psychic~~\|X damage}} ~~and shake his confidence~~. ~~''(-X Defense, -X Offense)''~~		:You extend the turkey feather wand, summoning the concentrated awfulness of a thousand terrible movies. It takes the form of a electric tingler, like a joy buzzer, but gimmicky enough to deal {{col\|electric\|X damage}}.

	[[User:Patojonas\|Patojonas]] 05:58, 1 November 2013 (PDT)
			[[User:Patojonas\|Patojonas]] 06:03, 1 November 2013 (PDT)

Patojonas: Hilarious Voiceover

2013-11-01T12:58:56Z

Hilarious Voiceover

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It seems to grant some exclusive Openings:

'''Hilarious Voiceover''' shakes your opponents' mind and confidence. (when foe fumbles)

You channel the power of a thousand terrible movies for good... or at least good practice for making fun of <foe>. Your practiced jibes deal {{col|psychic|X damage}} and shake his confidence. ''(-X Defense, -X Offense)''

[[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 05:58, 1 November 2013 (PDT)