The Bard's Play - Revision history

Hoyifung04: nomem

2014-12-26T02:12:47Z

nomem

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	\|desc=This is the complete works of The Bard. No, not Shakespeare. That would be much too heavy. This is the contemporary bard. His complete works only extend five pages. But just from glancing at those pages you can tell five pages is plenty. For one thing, he appears to have tried to one-up his predecessor by writing in iambic hexameter. While you were surprised to find that's actually a valid poetic format, it's still a silly thing to do.		\|desc=This is the complete works of The Bard. No, not Shakespeare. That would be much too heavy. This is the contemporary bard. His complete works only extend five pages. But just from glancing at those pages you can tell five pages is plenty. For one thing, he appears to have tried to one-up his predecessor by writing in iambic hexameter. While you were surprised to find that's actually a valid poetic format, it's still a silly thing to do.
	\|type=misc		\|type=misc
	~~\|nosell=yes~~
	\|nomem=yes		\|nomem=yes
	~~\|notrade=yes~~
	\|obtain=Using [[script page 1]] when you have all seven pages of the script.		\|obtain=Using [[script page 1]] when you have all seven pages of the script.
	\|used=''Before fighting the Bard:''		\|used=''Before fighting the Bard:''

Hoyifung04: all seven pages

2010-10-07T22:58:25Z

all seven pages

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	\|nomem=yes		\|nomem=yes
	\|notrade=yes		\|notrade=yes
	\|obtain=Using [[script page 1]] when you have all ~~five~~ pages of the script.		\|obtain=Using [[script page 1]] when you have all seven pages of the script.
	\|used=''Before fighting the Bard:''		\|used=''Before fighting the Bard:''

Muhandes at 17:17, 20 September 2009

2009-09-20T17:17:16Z

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	:*Stop reading and leave ([[Guided By Voices]])		:*Stop reading and leave ([[Guided By Voices]])
	:'''Make Your Choice'''		:'''Make Your Choice'''


	''After defeating the Bard:''		''After defeating the Bard:''
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	You read the script from front to back. It's really bad. It reminds you of the time you and The Bard battled it out on the stage of life.		You read the script from front to back. It's really bad. It reminds you of the time you and The Bard battled it out on the stage of life.


	''When used without turns:''		''When used without turns:''
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	It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow		It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow


	''When used after 7:00 AM:''		''When used after 7:00 AM:''
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	\|usable=yes}}		\|usable=yes}}
	==References==		==References==
	*The line about [[Wikipedia~~:iambic hexameter~~\|iambic hexameter]] refers to Shakespeare's use of [[Wikipedia~~:iambic pentameter~~\|iambic pentameter]], with five pairs of syllables per line, versus the contemporary bard's six pairs per line.		*The line about {{Wikipedia\|iambic hexameter}} refers to Shakespeare's use of {{Wikipedia\|iambic pentameter}}, with five pairs of syllables per line, versus the contemporary bard's six pairs per line.

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PKProStudio: Found a new message

2009-09-19T12:26:49Z

Found a new message

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	It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow		It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow


			''When used after 7:00 AM:''

			You pick up the the play and start to read ...

			There's no time to read right now, you've gotta go to work—you don't want to get fired, do you?
	\|multiuse=!		\|multiuse=!
	\|usable=yes}}		\|usable=yes}}

Muhandes: multi

2009-09-10T08:24:37Z

multi

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	It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow		It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow
	\|~~uses~~=~~none~~		\|multiuse=!
	\|usable=yes}}		\|usable=yes}}
	==References==		==References==

Muhandes: correct name

2009-04-13T21:00:58Z

correct name

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	By the third page, you hear shouting from a booth above the front of the house. "No, no, you're doing it all wrong! Your enunciation is totally off, and an English squirrel has a better accent! Get off the stage right now!"'''		By the third page, you hear shouting from a booth above the front of the house. "No, no, you're doing it all wrong! Your enunciation is totally off, and an English squirrel has a better accent! Get off the stage right now!"'''
	:*Keep reading ([[~~The~~ Bard]])		:*Keep reading (fight [[Bard]])
	:*Stop reading and leave ([[Guided By Voices]])		:*Stop reading and leave ([[Guided By Voices]])
	:'''Make Your Choice'''		:'''Make Your Choice'''

Muhandes at 13:16, 7 December 2008

2008-12-07T13:16:31Z

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	\|itemid=248		\|itemid=248
	\|name=The Bard's Play		\|name=The Bard's Play
	\|plural=~~Unknown; currently impossible to determine~~		\|plural=!
	\|image=bards-play.jpg		\|image=bards-play.jpg
	\|desc=This is the complete works of The Bard. No, not Shakespeare. That would be much too heavy. This is the contemporary bard. His complete works only extend five pages. But just from glancing at those pages you can tell five pages is plenty. For one thing, he appears to have tried to one-up his predecessor by writing in iambic hexameter. While you were surprised to find that's actually a valid poetic format, it's still a silly thing to do.		\|desc=This is the complete works of The Bard. No, not Shakespeare. That would be much too heavy. This is the contemporary bard. His complete works only extend five pages. But just from glancing at those pages you can tell five pages is plenty. For one thing, he appears to have tried to one-up his predecessor by writing in iambic hexameter. While you were surprised to find that's actually a valid poetic format, it's still a silly thing to do.

Muhandes: template, plural

2008-12-07T12:04:58Z

template, plural

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	\|itemid=248		\|itemid=248
	\|name=The Bard's Play		\|name=The Bard's Play
			\|plural=Unknown; currently impossible to determine
	\|image=bards-play.jpg		\|image=bards-play.jpg
	\|desc=This is the complete works of The Bard. No, not Shakespeare. That would be much too heavy. This is the contemporary bard. His complete works only extend five pages. But just from glancing at those pages you can tell five pages is plenty. For one thing, he appears to have tried to one-up his predecessor by writing in iambic hexameter. While you were surprised to find that's actually a valid poetic format, it's still a silly thing to do.		\|desc=This is the complete works of The Bard. No, not Shakespeare. That would be much too heavy. This is the contemporary bard. His complete works only extend five pages. But just from glancing at those pages you can tell five pages is plenty. For one thing, he appears to have tried to one-up his predecessor by writing in iambic hexameter. While you were surprised to find that's actually a valid poetic format, it's still a silly thing to do.
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	\|nomem=yes		\|nomem=yes
	\|notrade=yes		\|notrade=yes
	\|~~usable~~=~~yes}}~~		\|obtain=Using [[script page 1]] when you have all five pages of the script.
			\|used=''Before fighting the Bard:''
	~~==How Obtained==~~
	Using [[script page 1]] when you have all five pages of the script.

	~~==When Used~~==
	''Before fighting the Bard:''

	You pick up the the play and start to read ...		You pick up the the play and start to read ...
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	It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow		It's late, and you're too tired to read right now. Maybe you should try again tomorrow
			\|uses=none
			\|usable=yes}}
	==References==		==References==
	*The line about "iambic hexameter" refers to Shakespeare's use of iambic pentameter, with five pairs of syllables per line, versus "the contemporary bard's" six ~~syllables~~ per line.		*The line about [[Wikipedia:iambic hexameter\|iambic hexameter]] refers to Shakespeare's use of [[Wikipedia:iambic pentameter\|iambic pentameter]], with five pairs of syllables per line, versus the contemporary bard's six pairs per line.

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Valera: No meming.

2008-09-12T04:46:08Z

No meming.

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	\|type=misc		\|type=misc
	\|nosell=yes		\|nosell=yes
			\|nomem=yes
	\|notrade=yes		\|notrade=yes
	\|usable=yes}}		\|usable=yes}}

Drzero: pentameter is five PAIRS of syllables, not five syllables. Five beats to a line, so "he BANGS the DRUM and MAKES and AWful NOISE"

2008-05-07T00:52:25Z

pentameter is five PAIRS of syllables, not five syllables. Five beats to a line, so "he BANGS the DRUM and MAKES and AWful NOISE"

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	==References==		==References==
	*The line about "iambic hexameter" refers to Shakespeare's use of iambic pentameter, with five syllables per line, versus "the contemporary bard's" six syllables per line.		*The line about "iambic hexameter" refers to Shakespeare's use of iambic pentameter, with five pairs of syllables per line, versus "the contemporary bard's" six syllables per line.

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