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Sanjuro: added reference info

2015-12-14T00:29:29Z

added reference info

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	* The text for "gin" and "rum" is based on the fact that {{wikipedia\|gin}} and {{wikipedia\|rum}} are spirits, but together they are also a {{wikipedia\|gin rummy\|card game}}.		* The text for "gin" and "rum" is based on the fact that {{wikipedia\|gin}} and {{wikipedia\|rum}} are spirits, but together they are also a {{wikipedia\|gin rummy\|card game}}.
	* The "game directory" text applies to {{wikipedia\|Minesweeper (Windows)\|Minesweeper}} and {{wikipedia\|Solitaire (Windows)\|Solitaire}}, which are included in most versions of Microsoft Windows.		* The "game directory" text applies to {{wikipedia\|Minesweeper (Windows)\|Minesweeper}} and {{wikipedia\|Solitaire (Windows)\|Solitaire}}, which are included in most versions of Microsoft Windows.
			* The result for "nslookup" refers to the Naughty Sorceress, one of the bosses in {{wikipedia\|Kingdom of Loathing}}.

Wintermute92 at 23:59, 13 December 2015

2015-12-13T23:59:19Z

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	\| water \|\| The bartender just stares at you for a moment. <code> "Water you talking about?"</code> he finally says.		\| water \|\| The bartender just stares at you for a moment. <code> "Water you talking about?"</code> he finally says.
			\|-
			\| whisky \|\| <code>Sorry, all I've got is whiskey.</code>
	\|-		\|-
	\| whiskey \|\| <code>Sorry, got no whiskey. This here is a whisky joint.</code>		\| whiskey \|\| <code>Sorry, got no whiskey. This here is a whisky joint.</code>

Zillow: Another word

2013-09-23T04:43:15Z

Another word

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	{{getEffectC\|Power Point\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Power Point\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| boolean, date, decimal, false, int, true \|\| <code>Invalid variable type.</code>		\| bool, boolean, date, decimal, false, int, true \|\| <code>Invalid variable type.</code>

	Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?		Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

Zillow: Found another word! I think our total is 187 words, and ryme said there is 270 +- 5

2013-09-22T18:03:19Z

Found another word! I think our total is 187 words, and ryme said there is 270 +- 5

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	\| boolean, date, false, int, true \|\| <code>Invalid variable type.</code>		\| boolean, date, decimal, false, int, true \|\| <code>Invalid variable type.</code>

	Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?		Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

Patojonas: some aditions form chuwenhsuan and myself

2012-06-13T16:35:45Z

some aditions form chuwenhsuan and myself

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	\| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm \|\| You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug.<br>''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''		\| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm \|\| You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug.<br>''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''
	\|-		\|-
	\| dial, ftp, http, link, net, phone, port, slashdot, spider, telnet, twitter, web, www \|\| You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.<br>''Fight [[drat cat]] or [[no carrier]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''		\| connect, dial, ftp, http, link, net, phone, port, slashdot, spider, telnet, twitter, web, www \|\| You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.<br>''Fight [[drat cat]] or [[no carrier]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''
	\|-		\|-
	\| open \|\| ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''		\| open \|\| ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''
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	You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.		You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.
	\|-		\|-
	\| clock, cron, time \|\| <code>At the beep, the time will be precis—''beep!''</code>		\| clock, cron, sync, time \|\| <code>At the beep, the time will be precis—''beep!''</code>

	That's some pretty bad timing, that is.		That's some pretty bad timing, that is.
	\|-		\|-
	\| del, delete, deltree, format, rm \|\| <code>Cannot delete file. There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.</code>		\| del, delete, deltree, format, remove, rm \|\| <code>Cannot delete file. There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.</code>

	Classic.		Classic.
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	You get a message that says: <code>Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]</code>		You get a message that says: <code>Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]</code>

	Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap		Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap.
			\|-
			\| display, heap, stack, try \|\| <code>Not enough memory to display this dialog.</code>

			Somehow you get the feeling the computer may be lying to you.

			''or''

			<code>Heap overruns stack, retry with more core.</code>

			What is this, rock, paper, scissors?
	\|-		\|-
	\| drink \|\| <code>That's pretty vague, you know. Why don't you come back when you've got something more specific in mind?</code>		\| drink \|\| <code>That's pretty vague, you know. Why don't you come back when you've got something more specific in mind?</code>
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	\| easteregg \|\| <code>Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!</code>		\| easteregg \|\| <code>Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!</code>
	\|-		\|-
	\| error, grep, log, sort \|\|<code>Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.</code>		\| error, grep, log, more, sort \|\|<code>Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.</code>

	Well okay then.		Well okay then.
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	Seems a shame they shut you out, too, since you're the one paying to play the game.		Seems a shame they shut you out, too, since you're the one paying to play the game.
			\|-
			\| nslookup \|\| <code>You look up, up, waaay up. There's a tower. And at the top you see the ns--er, that's naughty sorceress. She's waiting for you. She is your destiny.</code>

			Huh?
	\|-		\|-
	\| nudge, tilt, push, shove \|\| <code>TILT</code>		\| nudge, tilt, push, shove \|\| <code>TILT</code>
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	\| pop \|\| <code>Pop? What's that? Don't you mean "soda"?</code>		\| pop \|\| <code>Pop? What's that? Don't you mean "soda"?</code>
	\|-		\|-
	\| memory, ram \|\| <code>Error: Not Enough!</code>		\| mem, memory, ram \|\| <code>Error: Not Enough!</code>

	After that, there's an OK button. Since there isn't any other option, you figure it must be okay.		After that, there's an OK button. Since there isn't any other option, you figure it must be okay.
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	{{getEffectC\|Floppy\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Floppy\|65}}
			\|-
			\| attrib,chmod, chown, quota \|\| You're a bit shocked at the reply: <code>You don't exist. Go away.</code>

			You take the advice, briefly wondering if failure to follow would result in being taunted a second time.

			{{getEffectC\|Access Denied\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| battery, charge, power, recharge \|\| <code>Battery low. Proceeding to batter user.</code>		\| battery, charge, power, recharge \|\| <code>Battery low. Proceeding to batter user.</code>
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	{{getEffectC\|Rayed 5\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Rayed 5\|65}}
	\|-
	~~\| chmod, chown, quota \|\| You're a bit shocked at the reply: <code>You don't exist. Go away.</code>~~

	~~You take the advice, briefly wondering if failure to follow would result in being taunted a second time.~~

	~~{{getEffectC\|Access Denied\|65}}~~
	\|-		\|-
	\| compile, compute, computer, emacs, vi \|\|<code>Error, does not compute. Compile failed.</code>		\| compile, compute, computer, emacs, vi \|\|<code>Error, does not compute. Compile failed.</code>
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	{{getEffectC\|Code Red\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Code Red\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| copy, cp, import~~, move~~, mv, scan \|\| <code>Replication with a nonconfigured party not allowed. Copy failed.</code>		\| copy, cp, import, mv, scan \|\| <code>Replication with a nonconfigured party not allowed. Copy failed.</code>

	Frustratingly, you can see the copy file sitting there in the window, but it won't let you save or do anything but quit. Shame.		Frustratingly, you can see the copy file sitting there in the window, but it won't let you save or do anything but quit. Shame.
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	{{getEffectC\|Acronym Fever\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Acronym Fever\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| echo, ip, nic, ping \|\| <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>		\| echo, ip, nic, ping, tcp, tracert \|\| <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>

	Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.		Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.

Patojonas: more words, some found by chuwenhsuan

2012-06-09T14:58:41Z

more words, some found by chuwenhsuan

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	! Word !! Result		! Word !! Result
	\|-		\|-
	\| bat, exe, load, run, zip \|\| ''Fight [[data police]] or [[General Protection Fault]] or [[Green Horseshoe of Death]]''.		\| bat, bin, exe, load, run, zip \|\| ''Fight [[data police]] or [[General Protection Fault]] or [[Green Horseshoe of Death]]''.
	\|-		\|-
	\| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm \|\| You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug.<br>''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''		\| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm \|\| You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug.<br>''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''
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	\| easteregg \|\| <code>Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!</code>		\| easteregg \|\| <code>Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!</code>
	\|-		\|-
	\| error, grep, sort \|\|<code>Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.</code>		\| error, grep, log, sort \|\|<code>Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.</code>

	Well okay then.		Well okay then.
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	\| pop \|\| <code>Pop? What's that? Don't you mean "soda"?</code>		\| pop \|\| <code>Pop? What's that? Don't you mean "soda"?</code>
	\|-		\|-
	\| ram \|\| <code>Error: Not Enough!</code>		\| memory, ram \|\| <code>Error: Not Enough!</code>

	After that, there's an OK button. Since there isn't any other option, you figure it must be okay.		After that, there's an OK button. Since there isn't any other option, you figure it must be okay.
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	{{getEffectC\|Floppy\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Floppy\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| battery, power \|\| <code>Battery low. Proceeding to batter user.</code>		\| battery, charge, power, recharge \|\| <code>Battery low. Proceeding to batter user.</code>

	The battering turns out to be fairly mild, more like a tingle. It recharges you until your power is at the highest point.		The battering turns out to be fairly mild, more like a tingle. It recharges you until your power is at the highest point.
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	{{getEffectC\|Rebooting\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Rebooting\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| c, c:, dir, ls, list \|\| <code>Drive path not found. Check instructions in your home folder for repair options.</code>		\| c, c:, dir, drive, home, ls, list \|\| <code>Drive path not found. Check instructions in your home folder for repair options.</code>

	If you can't find the drive path, how are you supposed to get to your home directory? (Presumably there's some trick involving having your pudding when you don't eat your meat.)		If you can't find the drive path, how are you supposed to get to your home directory? (Presumably there's some trick involving having your pudding when you don't eat your meat.)
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	{{getEffectC\|Seedy\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Seedy\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| chkdsk, disk, raid \|\| <code>Raid failed. Error: Preemptive Schulz initilization of Leeroy Jenkins module.</code>		\| chkdsk, disk, raid, scsi \|\| <code>Raid failed. Error: Preemptive Schulz initilization of Leeroy Jenkins module.</code>

	To top that off, a ray of energy shoots out of the digitized darkness and blasts you. Again and again and again. And once more makes five.		To top that off, a ray of energy shoots out of the digitized darkness and blasts you. Again and again and again. And once more makes five.
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	\|-		\|-
	\| distro, linux, unix \|\| <code>Configuration error. Update failed. Critical files missing from /etc/bin/.</code>		\| distro, linux, redhat, unix \|\| <code>Configuration error. Update failed. Critical files missing from /etc/bin/.</code>

	Lovely.		Lovely.
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	{{getEffectC\|Distroed\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Distroed\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| download, file, save \|\| <code>Secret file download complete. Files downloaded on the down-low. Stored in top secret location.</code>		\| download, file, save, upload \|\| <code>Secret file download complete. Files downloaded on the down-low. Stored in top secret location.</code>

	Great. You have no idea where the top secret location is.		Great. You have no idea where the top secret location is.
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	{{getEffectC\|DownLowDed\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|DownLowDed\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| echo, ip, ping \|\| <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>		\| dvi, plug, ps/2, vga, usb \|\|<code>Connector error. UBS port offline. Try a VCU reroute?</code>

			UBS? You've never heard of that one. Nor VCU, for that matter.

			{{getEffectC\|Acronym Fever\|65}}
			\|-
			\| echo, ip, nic, ping \|\| <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>

	Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.		Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.
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	{{getEffectC\|Pinging\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Pinging\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| key, keyboard, output, print, type \|\| <code>Not a typewriter.</code>		\| key, keyboard, output, print, printer, type \|\| <code>Not a typewriter.</code>
	Well, you never!		Well, you never!

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	{{getEffectC\|Offline\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Offline\|65}}
	\|-
	~~\| plug, usb \|\|<code>Connector error. UBS port offline. Try a VCU reroute?</code>~~

	~~UBS? You've never heard of that one. Nor VCU, for that matter.~~

	~~{{getEffectC\|Acronym Fever\|65}}~~
	\|-		\|-
	\| spell, word \|\|<code>you mispeled a keywurd</code>		\| spell, word \|\|<code>you mispeled a keywurd</code>
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	! Word !! Result		! Word !! Result
	\|-		\|-
	\| clean, clear, defrag, degauss, reset \|\| A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slightly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say '<word>'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"		\| clean, clear, defrag, degauss, frag, reset, wipe \|\| A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slightly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say '<word>'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

	"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.		"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

Patojonas at 15:01, 15 March 2012

2012-03-15T15:01:29Z

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	\| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm \|\| You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug.<br>''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''		\| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm \|\| You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug.<br>''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''
	\|-		\|-
	\| dial, ftp, http, link, net, port, slashdot, spider, telnet, twitter, web, www \|\| You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.<br>''Fight [[drat cat]] or [[no carrier]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''		\| dial, ftp, http, link, net, phone, port, slashdot, spider, telnet, twitter, web, www \|\| You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.<br>''Fight [[drat cat]] or [[no carrier]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''
	\|-		\|-
	\| open \|\| ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''		\| open \|\| ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''
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	{{getEffectC\|Pinging\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Pinging\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| key, print \|\| <code>Not a typewriter.</code>		\| key, keyboard, output, print, type \|\| <code>Not a typewriter.</code>
	Well, you never!		Well, you never!

	~~{{getEffectC\|Keyed Up\|65}}~~		''or''
	\|-
	~~\| keyboard \|\|~~ <code>Keyboard not present. Press F1 to continue.</code>		<code>Keyboard not present. Press F1 to continue.</code>

	Keyboard? You didn't even know this thing had a keyboard. And how are you going to press F1 if it doesn't exist? You think for a moment and then say, "Eff One." Apparently vocal commands work just fine.		Keyboard? You didn't even know this thing had a keyboard. And how are you going to press F1 if it doesn't exist? You think for a moment and then say, "Eff One." Apparently vocal commands work just fine.

Patojonas: chuwenhsuan's findings

2012-03-15T14:52:11Z

chuwenhsuan's findings

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	\| bat, exe, load, run, zip \|\| ''Fight [[data police]] or [[General Protection Fault]] or [[Green Horseshoe of Death]]''.		\| bat, exe, load, run, zip \|\| ''Fight [[data police]] or [[General Protection Fault]] or [[Green Horseshoe of Death]]''.
	\|-		\|-
	\| bug, debug, trojan, virus, worm \|\| You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug.<br>''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''		\| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm \|\| You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug.<br>''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''
	\|-		\|-
	\| ftp, http, link, net, port, slashdot, spider, telnet, twitter, web, www \|\| You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.<br>''Fight [[drat cat]] or [[no carrier]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''		\| dial, ftp, http, link, net, port, slashdot, spider, telnet, twitter, web, www \|\| You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.<br>''Fight [[drat cat]] or [[no carrier]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''
	\|-		\|-
	\| open \|\| ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''		\| open \|\| ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''
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	! Word !! Result		! Word !! Result
	\|-		\|-
	\| ?, help, man \|\| <code>I'm sorry, but I can't help you. Contact your system administrator. If you are the system administrator, sorry.</code>		\| ?, help, hint, man \|\| <code>I'm sorry, but I can't help you. Contact your system administrator. If you are the system administrator, sorry.</code>
	\|-		\|-
	\| 20, buffer, overflow \|\| <code>Your FLP overflows into your KBUF.</code>		\| 20, buffer, overflow \|\| <code>Your FLP overflows into your KBUF.</code>
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	Seems a shame they shut you out, too, since you're the one paying to play the game.		Seems a shame they shut you out, too, since you're the one paying to play the game.
			\|-
			\| nudge, tilt, push, shove \|\| <code>TILT</code>

			Guess the game machine has sensors to keep you from shoving it around too much. Weird.
	\|-		\|-
	\| nuts, peanuts, popcorn \|\| <code>The bartender sets out a bowl of [<word>]. You try to eat some, but the software functionality apparently doesn't support eating. Your real-life self bites your tongue trying to force the VM to recognize chewing motions.</code>		\| nuts, peanuts, popcorn \|\| <code>The bartender sets out a bowl of [<word>]. You try to eat some, but the software functionality apparently doesn't support eating. Your real-life self bites your tongue trying to force the VM to recognize chewing motions.</code>
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	{{getEffectC\|DownLowDed\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|DownLowDed\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| echo, ping \|\| <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>		\| echo, ip, ping \|\| <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>

	Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.		Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.

Patojonas: a few more

2012-02-23T16:30:26Z

a few more

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	Seems a shame they shut you out, too, since you're the one paying to play the game.		Seems a shame they shut you out, too, since you're the one paying to play the game.
	\|-		\|-
	\| nuts \|\| <code>The bartender sets out a bowl of ~~nuts~~. You try to eat some, but the software functionality apparently doesn't support eating. Your real-life self bites your tongue trying to force the VM to recognize chewing motions.</code>		\| nuts, peanuts, popcorn \|\| <code>The bartender sets out a bowl of [<word>]. You try to eat some, but the software functionality apparently doesn't support eating. Your real-life self bites your tongue trying to force the VM to recognize chewing motions.</code>
	\|-		\|-
	\| pebcak, user \|\| <code>PEBCAK error. Get a new user.</code>		\| pebcak, user \|\| <code>PEBCAK error. Get a new user.</code>
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	Harsh, man. Harsh.		Harsh, man. Harsh.
	\|-		\|-
	\| ~~popcorn~~ \|\| <code>~~The bartender sets out a bowl of popcorn. You try to eat some, but the software functionality apparently doesn~~'t ~~support eating. Your real-life self bites your tongue trying to force the VM to recognize chewing motions.~~</code>		\| pop \|\| <code>Pop? What's that? Don't you mean "soda"?</code>
	\|-		\|-

	\| ram \|\| <code>Error: Not Enough!</code>		\| ram \|\| <code>Error: Not Enough!</code>

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	Yeah, yeah. Figures.		Yeah, yeah. Figures.
			\|-
			\| soda \|\| <code>Soda? What's that? Don't you mean "pop"?</code>
	\|-		\|-
	\| ssh \|\| <code>Quiet, you!</code>		\| ssh \|\| <code>Quiet, you!</code>
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	{{getEffectC\|Seedy\|65}}		{{getEffectC\|Seedy\|65}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| chkdsk, raid \|\| <code>Raid failed. Error: Preemptive Schulz initilization of Leeroy Jenkins module.</code>		\| chkdsk, disk, raid \|\| <code>Raid failed. Error: Preemptive Schulz initilization of Leeroy Jenkins module.</code>

	To top that off, a ray of energy shoots out of the digitized darkness and blasts you. Again and again and again. And once more makes five.		To top that off, a ray of energy shoots out of the digitized darkness and blasts you. Again and again and again. And once more makes five.

Patojonas at 20:18, 22 February 2012

2012-02-22T20:18:41Z

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	Nice! Shame it's a digital one.		Nice! Shame it's a digital one.
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	\| water\|\| The bartender just stares at you for a moment. <code> "Water you talking about?"</code> he finally says.		\| water \|\| The bartender just stares at you for a moment. <code> "Water you talking about?"</code> he finally says.
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			\| whiskey \|\| <code>Sorry, got no whiskey. This here is a whisky joint.</code>
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	\| xyzzy \|\| <code>This ain't Adventure, kid.</code>		\| xyzzy \|\| <code>This ain't Adventure, kid.</code>

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	* The text for "gin" and "rum" is based on the fact that {{wikipedia\|gin}} and {{wikipedia\|rum}} are spirits, but together they are also a {{wikipedia\|gin rummy\|card game}}.		* The text for "gin" and "rum" is based on the fact that {{wikipedia\|gin}} and {{wikipedia\|rum}} are spirits, but together they are also a {{wikipedia\|gin rummy\|card game}}.
	* The "game directory" text applies to {{wikipedia\|Minesweeper (Windows)\|Minesweeper}} and {{wikipedia\|Solitaire (Windows)\|Solitaire}}, which are included in most versions of Microsoft Windows.		* The "game directory" text applies to {{wikipedia\|Minesweeper (Windows)\|Minesweeper}} and {{wikipedia\|Solitaire (Windows)\|Solitaire}}, which are included in most versions of Microsoft Windows.
			* The result for "nslookup" refers to the Naughty Sorceress, one of the bosses in {{wikipedia\|Kingdom of Loathing}}.