Traumophobic neanderthal - Revision history

Sanjuro: typo

2014-11-04T07:17:23Z

typo

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	\|pronoun=He		\|pronoun=He
	\|name=traumophobic neanderthal		\|name=traumophobic neanderthal
	\|desc=After a hundred thousand years in the big giant hole in ice, this costume contains many of the ~~Neaderthals~~' powers. Which, as far as you can tell, are normal human powers with more clubs.		\|desc=After a hundred thousand years in the big giant hole in ice, this costume contains many of the Neanderthals' powers. Which, as far as you can tell, are normal human powers with more clubs.

	The costume also comes with a law degree from [[Firebird College at Philbin\|Firebird College]], for reasons you're not entirely clear on.		The costume also comes with a law degree from [[Firebird College at Philbin\|Firebird College]], for reasons you're not entirely clear on.

Sanjuro: added reference info

2014-11-01T20:25:25Z

added reference info

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	\|desc=After a hundred thousand years in the big giant hole in ice, this costume contains many of the Neaderthals' powers. Which, as far as you can tell, are normal human powers with more clubs.		\|desc=After a hundred thousand years in the big giant hole in ice, this costume contains many of the Neaderthals' powers. Which, as far as you can tell, are normal human powers with more clubs.

	The costume also comes with a law degree from Firebird College, for reasons you're not entirely clear on.		The costume also comes with a law degree from [[Firebird College at Philbin\|Firebird College]], for reasons you're not entirely clear on.
	\|image=traumophobicneanderthal.gif		\|image=traumophobicneanderthal.gif
	\|hit1=He clubs you. Why mess with the classics?		\|hit1=He clubs you. Why mess with the classics?
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	You got an item: [[throwing club\|'''2 throwing clubs''']] [[File:throwingclub.gif]]}}		You got an item: [[throwing club\|'''2 throwing clubs''']] [[File:throwingclub.gif]]}}
			==References==
			* "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? {{wikipedia\|The Shadow}} knows!"
			* The description refers to the ''Saturday Night Live'' character {{wikipedia\|Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer}}.
			* The third hit and miss messages possibly refer to ''{{wikipedia\|Ace Attorney}}'' video games.

Patojonas at 15:07, 11 October 2014

2014-10-11T15:07:46Z

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	Looks like the neanderthal had a pair of clubs he was too afraid to throw.		Looks like the neanderthal had a pair of clubs he was too afraid to throw.

	You got an item: [[throwing club\|'''2 throwing ~~club~~''']] [[File:throwingclub.gif]]}}		You got an item: [[throwing club\|'''2 throwing clubs''']] [[File:throwingclub.gif]]}}

Patojonas: 2 clubs message

2014-10-05T13:40:03Z

2 clubs message

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	\|postfight=Looks like the neanderthal had a club he was too afraid to throw.		\|postfight=Looks like the neanderthal had a club he was too afraid to throw.

	{{obtain\|throwing club\|throwingclub.gif}}}}		{{obtain\|throwing club\|throwingclub.gif}}

			''-or-''

			Looks like the neanderthal had a pair of clubs he was too afraid to throw.

			You got an item: [[throwing club\|'''2 throwing club''']] [[File:throwingclub.gif]]}}

Patojonas: ups

2014-10-04T18:11:00Z

ups

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	\|miss2=He starts knapping up an axe, but is too worried about banging his fingers to do it properly.		\|miss2=He starts knapping up an axe, but is too worried about banging his fingers to do it properly.
	\|miss3=He yells "OBJECTION!" but the judge overrules it.		\|miss3=He yells "OBJECTION!" but the judge overrules it.
	\|weakness=~~ice~~		\|weakness=physical
	\|newres={{res\|fire\|100}}<br>{{res\|ice\|100}}<br>{{res\|electric\|100}}<br>{{res\|sonic\|100}}<br>{{res\|acid\|100}}<br>{{res\|psychic\|100}}<br>{{res\|physical\|100\|+}}		\|newres={{res\|fire\|100}}<br>{{res\|ice\|100}}<br>{{res\|electric\|100}}<br>{{res\|sonic\|100}}<br>{{res\|acid\|100}}<br>{{res\|psychic\|100}}<br>{{res\|physical\|100\|+}}
	\|postfight=Looks like the neanderthal had a club he was too afraid to throw.		\|postfight=Looks like the neanderthal had a club he was too afraid to throw.

	{{obtain\|throwing club\|throwingclub.gif}}}}		{{obtain\|throwing club\|throwingclub.gif}}}}

Patojonas: Keyrock!

2014-10-04T16:19:40Z

Keyrock!

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|pronoun=He
|name=traumophobic neanderthal
|desc=After a hundred thousand years in the big giant hole in ice, this costume contains many of the Neaderthals' powers. Which, as far as you can tell, are normal human powers with more clubs.

The costume also comes with a law degree from Firebird College, for reasons you're not entirely clear on.
|image=traumophobicneanderthal.gif
|hit1=He clubs you. Why mess with the classics?
|hit2=He knaps up a nice axe and chops you with it.
|hit3=He yells "OBJECTION!" and flails an arm out, accidentally clubbing you in the process.
|miss1=He tries to club you, but he's a hundred thousand years too late to surprise you that way.
|miss2=He starts knapping up an axe, but is too worried about banging his fingers to do it properly.
|miss3=He yells "OBJECTION!" but the judge overrules it.
|weakness=ice
|newres={{res|fire|100}} {{res|ice|100}} {{res|electric|100}} {{res|sonic|100}} {{res|acid|100}} {{res|psychic|100}} {{res|physical|100|+}}
|postfight=Looks like the neanderthal had a club he was too afraid to throw.

{{obtain|throwing club|throwingclub.gif}}}}