ZOM-I the pretender

ZOM-I the pretender

You are fighting ZOM-I the pretender.

I, pretender. You, target
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He calls you an unclean heretic, and tries to cleanse you. (fire) damage
• He pretends to be your sidekick and uses the distraction to attack!
• He imposters you right in the head. In this case, "imposter" is slang for "kicks".

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to cleanse you with fire, but you point out that you took a shower earlier.
• He pretends to be your companion, but he picks the dummy.
• He imposters you right in the head, but since that doesn't mean anything, you're okay.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: triggered blowtorch (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: boxing glove gun (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: hinged mallet (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM crown (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Backstage
  

Notes

• Sometimes, at the end of a round of combat:

A weight drops in the distance. You don't pay it much attention until the rope it's attached to loops around your foot and drags you away from your opponent.

foe becomes "Distant"

or, if wielding a melee weapon

A weight drops in the distance. You don't pay it much attention until the rope it's attached to loops around your foot and drags you away from your opponent. That'll make it pretty hard to use your <melee weapon>.

foe becomes "Distant"

• If the foe is "Distant", your next melee attack is replaced by:

You rush up, closing the distance with your opponent.