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Talk:Hollow seahorse-duck

2011-01-04T15:17:51Z

Auler:

hollow seahorse-duck

Clearly the AT/RI system has a poor understanding of biology, to come up with something as woeful and distorted as this creature. Then again, maybe any life that can be created in a 3D printer is impressive, no matter how weird. It's certainly far more advanced than the little digital gliders and starbursts that used to pass for digital "life."

Comes from January 2011 Item of the Month

Miscellaneous Item
Level Required: 10
Autosell value: 35
Usable

Using this item initiates a fight.--[[User:Auler|Auler]] 07:17, 4 January 2011 (PST)

Combat!
You are fighting a hollow seahorse-duck.

With a bubbling, roaring, quack (trust me, it sounds even weirder than the description indicates), the hollow seahorse-duck critter does its best to try to eat you.

You're caught off guard, and your opponent acts first. Your opponent attacks ... The creature runs at you, but you dodge by diving right through the hole in its middle.

Your opponent attacks ... The creature comes at you. You try to duck into a nearby building to hide, but it's a red building and you only have yellow and black keys. It hits you for 21 damage.

Your opponent attacks ... The seahorse-duck approaches menacingly, but you scare it off by waving a little arrow at it.

Your opponent attacks ... The creature charges you, but you duck into a nearby maze and lose it in the twists and turns.--[[User:Auler|Auler]] 04:00, 2 January 2011 (PST)

Talk:Command chopper

2011-01-04T02:03:31Z

Auler: Created page with "command chopper Bum bum ba-ba-bum bum, bum ba-ba-bum bum, bum bum bum buuuuuum! (That would be Ride of the Valkyries.) You might not know it, but playing that music is a contra..."

command chopper

Bum bum ba-ba-bum bum, bum ba-ba-bum bum, bum bum bum buuuuuum! (That would be Ride of the Valkyries.)

You might not know it, but playing that music is a contractual obligation whenever anyone flies into combat in some kind of helicopter. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's Kilgore's fault, but I blame Monoc Securities.

Comes from January 2011 Item of the Month

Transportation
Range: 4
Autosell value: 250

Grants wearer the ability to fly
+10% spell damage--[[User:Auler|Auler]] 18:03, 3 January 2011 (PST)

Talk:Crumbling shield

2011-01-04T02:02:39Z

Auler: Created page with "crumbling shield What is this thing? No, really. What is it? Some kind of building? A wall? A bunker? It's really kind of hard to tell. Of course, it'd be in better condition if..."

crumbling shield

What is this thing? No, really. What is it? Some kind of building? A wall? A bunker? It's really kind of hard to tell. Of course, it'd be in better condition if you'd quit shooting it.

Comes from January 2011 Item of the Month

Offhand Item
Power: 33
Level Required: 9
Autosell value: 50

+5 dodging ability
+5% damage absorption--[[User:Auler|Auler]] 18:02, 3 January 2011 (PST)

Talk:Barrel full of monkeys (monkeys not included)

2011-01-04T02:01:48Z

Auler: Created page with "barrel full of monkeys (monkeys not included) I'll give you three guesses on just how much fun these pants are. The first two don't count. Comes from January 2011 Item of the M..."

barrel full of monkeys (monkeys not included)

I'll give you three guesses on just how much fun these pants are. The first two don't count.

Comes from January 2011 Item of the Month

Pants
Power: 50
Level Required: 9
Autosell value: 50

Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
+5% item drops
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Talk:Combative 'tank' top

2011-01-04T02:01:02Z

Auler: Created page with "combative 'tank' top Since intentional misunderstandings are no longer allowed in these parts, I'll just give you a proper description: This is a sleeveless shirt designed to l..."

combative 'tank' top

Since intentional misunderstandings are no longer allowed in these parts, I'll just give you a proper description:

This is a sleeveless shirt designed to look like a four-bit tank. I guess you could call it "nerd chic."

Comes from January 2011 Item of the Month

Shirt
Power: 50
Level Required: 9
Autosell value: 50

Increased chance of combat adventures.*
3% chance to stun opponents
+3 weapon damage (ranged or melee)

* Combat and noncombat chances can only be increased up to a maximum of 20% in either direction.
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Talk:Warlord's helmet

2011-01-04T02:00:04Z

Auler: Created page with "warlord's helmet Brave sir knight, thy quest is to don thine helmet and go forth! Smash yon walls! Slay yon opposing king! Well, you'll have to use your imagination because you..."

warlord's helmet

Brave sir knight, thy quest is to don thine helmet and go forth! Smash yon walls! Slay yon opposing king!

Well, you'll have to use your imagination because your helmet looks like a banana.

Comes from January 2011 Item of the Month

Helmet
Power: 50
Level Required: 9
Autosell value: 50

+5% chips
+3 XP per turn
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Talk:Hollow seahorse-duck

2011-01-02T12:00:58Z

Auler: some messages

Combat!
You are fighting a hollow seahorse-duck.

With a bubbling, roaring, quack (trust me, it sounds even weirder than the description indicates), the hollow seahorse-duck critter does its best to try to eat you.

You're caught off guard, and your opponent acts first. Your opponent attacks ... The creature runs at you, but you dodge by diving right through the hole in its middle.

Your opponent attacks ... The creature comes at you. You try to duck into a nearby building to hide, but it's a red building and you only have yellow and black keys. It hits you for 21 damage.

Your opponent attacks ... The seahorse-duck approaches menacingly, but you scare it off by waving a little arrow at it.

Your opponent attacks ... The creature charges you, but you duck into a nearby maze and lose it in the twists and turns.--[[User:Auler|Auler]] 04:00, 2 January 2011 (PST)

Talk:Octopus player

2010-10-24T22:32:13Z

Auler: found dropped by another mob

Also dropped in Campus: investigate a retro rave by a cyber punk --[[User:Auler|Auler]] 15:32, 24 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Catalyze

2010-10-23T14:11:05Z

Auler: Created page with "catalyzed both small and large hyper-c with 0 skill points spent --~~~~"

catalyzed both small and large hyper-c with 0 skill points spent --[[User:Auler|Auler]] 07:11, 23 October 2010 (PDT)