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Pentium

2013-03-08T16:25:41Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{item
|descid=5310612
|itemid=771
|name=pentium
|plural=kilograms of pentium
|image=pentium.gif
|desc=This metal isn't demonic, it's just misunderstood. At least, that's what our lawyers have advised us to say. In that spirit, I'd also like to say that this is a lovely metal, well equipped for making all sorts of happy, safe, and decidedly non-evil items.
|type=Miscellaneous item
|autosell=22
|weldable=yes
|obtain=[[Catalyze|Catalyzing]] [[cryonite]]. 
Using [[Metalmorph]] with [[tritanium]] 
Using [[prize box]]
|uses={{canbewelded|big honkin' hammer|unbalanced club}}
{{canbewelded|dented hubcap|pent-a-gram}}
{{canbewelded|docker's pants|antsy pants}}
{{canbewelded|extension cord|cat o' five tails}}
{{canbewelded|football helmet|provocative helmet}}
{{canbewelded|Hike boots|iron-toe boots}}
{{canbewelded|hooded cloak|cloak of desanguination}}
{{canbewelded|horrid tentacle|pentacle}}
{{canbewelded|polyester suit|heavy, heavy plate}}
{{canbewelded|repeating rifle|quint-barreled rifle}}
{{canbewelded|shield of Zion|pentagon buckler}}
{{canbewelded|verse of the dodo|pentameter}}
{{canbewelded|white gloves|five-finger discount gloves}}}}
==Notes==
* The name of this item was suggested by {{user|MagiNinjA}} as part of the [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=716 May 2009's bounty].
==References==
* The plural of this item may refer to the image, a {{wikipedia|pentagram}}.
* The description of the item refers to how pentagrams are frequently associated with Satanism and other evil activities.

Byzantium

2013-03-08T16:20:37Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{item
|descid=1749763
|itemid=775
|name=byzantium
|plural=istanbuls of byzantium
|image=byzantium.gif
|desc=Byzantium (the city) may be a long time gone, but the reputation for complex, labyrinthine traditions and thought processes lives on. This is reflected in the alloy that bears its name, also sometimes called "maze metal."

No, nobody ever calls it Constantinopleite. Why would you think that?
|type=Miscellaneous item
|autosell=230
|weldable=yes
|uses={{canbewelded|saw glove|Burma razor}}
{{canbewelded|bodice|Cape Kennedy cape}}
{{canbewelded|roboto shield|Siamese dreamcatcher}}
{{canbewelded|smart suit|Abyssinian exosuit}}
{{canbewelded|robo cap|Rhodesian ridged helm}}
{{canbewelded|chip loafers|Vinlands' End hiking boots}}
{{canbewelded|rail gun|Cathay ray}}
{{canbewelded|B.L.T.|Gaul blatter}}
{{canbewelded|paper cut gloves|New Amsterdam gloves}}
{{canbewelded|smart axe|Scythian crook}}
{{canbewelded|smart shirt|Bombayer jacket}}
{{canbewelded|smarty pants|Petrograd pants}}
* Can be [[Metalmorph]]ed into [[malkamite]].
|obtain=[[Catalyze|Catalyzing]] [[cybertronium]]. 
Using [[prize box]].}}
==Notes==
* The name of this item was suggested by {{user|sanjuro}} as part of the [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=716 May 2009's bounty].
==References==
* The plural is based on the fact that current day {{wikipedia|Istanbul}} was founded in the name {{wikipedia|Byzantium}}.
* The description refers to {{wikipedia|Constantinople}}, another historical name of the city Istanbul.
* All the items created by welding this metal reference names of cities and countries which, like Byzantium, are no longer used.
* The phrase "long time gone" and discussion of Constantinople both reference the {{wikipedia|They Might Be Giants}} song "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)".

Stealthily sneaking sniper

2013-02-27T22:07:56Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=stealthily sneaking sniper
|image=sniper.gif
|desc=You might expect all snipers to be of the stealthy sort, and you'd be right. But don't try telling this guy, or he'll get mad at you. Then again, since he's shooting at you already, I suppose it doesn't much matter if he's ticked off.
|pronoun=He
|hit1=He throws a liquid of questionable origin at you. Ew.{{hitnote|{{element|acid|}}}}
|hit2=He fires several shots at you. There's no joke here; he shot you!
|hit3=He shoots you with a revolver, mentioning that he never said he didn't know how to use one.
|miss2=He tries to lay down some suppressive fire, but he's just one man.
|miss1=He throws a liquid of questionable origin at you. Turns out it's just well water.
|miss3=He tries to shoot you with a revolver, but misses. Maybe he didn't know how to use it.
|chips=0
|xp=113
|item1=luxurious leather lanyard
|image1=l-lanyard.gif
|item2=positively purple phone
|image2=p-phone.gif
|loc1=Rejected Rogue Ranch
|newres={{res|sonic|100}} {{res|electric|50|+}}
}}
==References==
* The "liquid of questionable origin" is a reference to the Sniper from {{wikipedia|Team Fortress 2}} and his "Jarate" ability, which involves throwing a jar of urine at an opponent.

Really Out to Sea

2013-02-27T21:58:18Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{Merit_Badge
|desc=The trainer eyes the stack of cards you've been shuffling and says, "Oh dear, it finally happened."

"Excuse me?" you ask.

"The outside temperature rises. The kettle is boiling over"

"Huh?"

"You're simply not in the pink, my dear."

You wish you had some idea where this was going, but to be honest you haven't got a clue. Are they trying to tell you something? It's making you nervous, for sure. You start to edge away, but the trainer mutters something about coming down with a fever and slaps a patch into your hand.

You get a merit badge: '''Really Out to Sea'''
|image=Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif
|reqs=Have exactly 51 [[playing card]]s in your inventory.}}
==Notes==
* Does not consume the [[playing card]]s.
==References==
* Both the name, the image name and the acquisition text refer to the Queen song {{wikipedia|I'm Going Slightly Mad}}.
* The standard deck of playing cards has 52 cards in it (not counting jokers). As such, 51 is "one card short of a full deck", which is also a common euphemism for insanity (also referenced in the above-mentioned song).

Instructor deductor

2013-02-13T04:27:52Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=a
|name=instructor deductor
|desc=What's a deductor? Why, it's an expert in deduction, of course. This instructor was hired because he was so good at detecting when students were slacking off.
|image=instructor-deductor.jpg
|miss1=He takes a swing at you, but the speed lines warn you that it's coming, and you dodge.
|miss2=He gives a long winded speech about what's going to happen, but he spends too much time deducting and not enough time fighting.
|miss3=He spouts some rhyming couplets, but after all the spoonerisms in this game, you're unaffected.
|hit1=He may have gotten his start in the world of racing, but he's no slouch when it comes to fighting. The speed lines are especially painful.
|hit2="I deduct," he says, "that this punch will hurt." You know what? He's right!
|hit3=He spouts of some rhyming couplets that are especially groan-worthy.{{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}}
|chips=0
|xp=155
|item1=portable desk|image1=portable-desk.gif
|item2=crop|image2=crop.gif
|item3=magnifying glass|image3=magnifying-glass.gif
|loc1=CTC Instructors
|newres={{res|acid|100}} {{res|ice|50|+}}
}}
==References==
* This enemy is based on Inspector Detector from the {{wikipedia|Speed Racer}} anime.

Nebbish instructor

2013-02-13T04:26:28Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=a
|name=nebbish instructor
|desc=Like a short-lived Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, this guy is a soft-spoken, nerdy little man. He's probably scared of his own shadow, too.
|image=nebbish-instructor.jpg
|miss1=He shows you the face on the back of his head, but the lack of nose is silly, not scary.
|miss2=He mutters some orders to you, but you just ignore him.
|miss3=He politely asks you to hit yourself, but you haven't fallen for that since Biff tried it back in school.
|hit1=He pulls off his hat and turns around. Hey! There's a face on the back of his head! Ack!{{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
|hit2=He mutters some orders at you. You strain so hard to hear him that you actually pull something.
|hit3=He's so very polite as he asks you to hit yourself, that you actually do it, so as not to hurt his feelings.
|chips=0
|xp=153
|item1=instructor's whistle|image1=mothers-whistle.gif
|item2=training suit|image2=training-suit.gif
|loc1=CTC Instructors
|newres={{res|acid|100}} {{res|ice|50|+}}
}}
==References==
* The image is of actor {{wikipedia|Rick Moranis}}, who often played nebbish, or nerdy characters.
* The description refers to the {{wikipedia|Hogwarts#Defence_Against_the_Dark_Arts|Defence Against the Dark Arts}} course at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft from the {{wikipedia|Harry Potter}} books and films.
* The first hit and miss messages refer to Grandpa Bud in the movie ''{{Wikipedia|Meet the Robinsons}}'', who had a face drawn on the back of his head.
** Alternatively, they could refer to Professor Quirrel from the first Harry Potter book, who had Voldemort's face on the back of his head.
* The third miss message refers to Biff, a bully in the movie ''{{wikipedia|Back to the Future}}''.

Pax Verde operative

2013-02-07T04:24:44Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=Pax Verde operative
|desc=There are environmentalists who agitate for change. There are environmentalists that are little more than reheated hippies. There are environmentalists who think the best way to change things is to blow up icons of industry. Guess which type this is...
|image=pax-verde-operative.gif
|hit1=He yells about pollution while dumping industrial waste over your head; eww. {{hitnote|{{element|acid|}}}}
|hit2=He kicks you hard in the shin. What a jerk.
|hit3=He clubs you about the head and shoulders, screaming about baby seals.
|miss1=He yells about pollution while throwing industrial waste at you. You lecture him about hypocrisy.
|miss2=He tries to kick you in the shin, but you dodge. Hey, they can't all be dramatic!
|miss3=He tries to club you while screaming about seals, but you distract him with a domesticated turtle.
|pronoun=He
|chips=54-89
|xp=71
|item1=unleaded pipe|image1=unleaded-pipe.gif|drop1={{statrate|706|62|+}}
|item2=camouflage dungarees|image2=camoflage-dungarees.gif|drop2={{statrate|706|69|+}}
|item3=squawking radio|image3=Squawking-radio.gif|drop3={{statrate|706|143|+}}
|loc1=Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick
|newres={{Res|acid|50}} {{res|ice|50|+}}}}
==References==
*The miss message about clubbing and seals, and domesticated turtles, is a reference to game {{Wikipedia|Kingdom of Loathing}}. Specifically, the two muscle classes in the game are "Seal Clubbers" and "Turtle Tamers".
*The image is of an Imperial trooper from {{Wikipedia|Star Wars}}, with a recycling logo added to its chest.

Super-sized mutant

2013-01-29T04:58:36Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{Needscontent|Encounter Frequency: Rare/ultra-rare?}}

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=a
|name=super-sized mutant
|desc=Well, sure, everyone around here must be some kind of mutant, but this guy doesn't even look human any more. Sickly green skin, massive veins distorting his already disfigured body, and a generally bad attitude all combine to the ugliest sucker you've ever seen.
|image=super-sized-mutant.jpg
|miss1=He picks up a freaking car, but that's a bit too much and he falls over backwards.
|miss2=He rips a fire hydrant out of the ground, but the spray of water rips it out of his hands and sends it flying.
|miss3=He swings an improvised nail bat at you, but he never raised his repair skill, so it shatters uselessly.
|hit1=He tears off a piece of wood siding and smashes you with his improvised nail-bat.
|hit2=He tears a fire hydrant out of the ground and hurls it at you with devastating accuracy.
|chips=0
|xp=200
|item1=metal hockey mask|image1=hockey-mask.gif
|item2=scoped revolver|image2=scoped-revolver.gif
|loc1=Rooftops over WoDo
|newres={{res|all|50}}
}}
==References==
* This encounter is based on the Super Mutants from the {{wikipedia|Fallout}} game series.

Small statuette

2013-01-29T04:55:50Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{item
|descid=5020046
|itemid=901
|name=small statuette
|plural=small statuettes
|image=small-statuette.gif
|desc=You aren't sure what to make of this. It's a small little statue of some kind of weird critter holding a sphere. It's an interesting curiosity, to be sure, and that little sphere seems to super charge your guns.
|type=Offhand Item
|level=12
|nosell=yes
|ench={{modifier|rangeddamage|+20}}
{{modifier|critical|+4%}}

{{modifier|criticalnote}}
|obtain=[[Camp Training Camp]]
:*[[Evil Shamus]]
}}
==References==
* This item is based on the Chozo statues that hold power-ups in the {{wikipedia|Metroid}} video games.

Canon Quagmire

2013-01-29T04:54:02Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=!
|pronoun=He
|name=Canon Quagmire
|desc=Canon was a nomad out in this desert until he stumbled upon a source of massive power which gave him the ability to say absolutely anything and have people believe it. He considered a career in politics before settling on marketing. This mysterious training camp deal is just his weekend gig.
|image=canon-quagmire.jpg
|miss1=He grins at you and says, "You want to punch yourself." You give yourself a shot in the arm and feel encouraged.
|miss2=He vanishes from sight, but you can still see a blurry outline so you can dodge his predatory assault.
|miss3=He floats up in the air and flies around in circles. You patiently wait for him to resume fighting.
|hit1=He grins at you and says, "You want to punch yourself." Oddly enough, you do!
|hit2=He vanishes from sight, only to appear behind you where he sucker punches you.
|hit3=He floats up in the air and flies around in circles. The resulting dust storm is surprisingly painful.
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=The Lieforce|image1=the-lieforce.gif|drop1=100
|newres={{res|sonic|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
}}
==References==
* This boss is based on Ganondorf Dragmire, the villain of the {{wikipedia|Legend of Zelda}} series (who did in fact live as a desert nomad).

Camp Training Camp

2013-01-29T04:51:47Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{needsspading|exact number of fights to unlock bosses}}

{{Location
|name=Camp Training Camp
|image=rejected-ranch.gif
|location=Up in the Mountains
|type=subzone
}}
This is the brute training camp. There are pockets of trainees, veteran brutes, and trainers.

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="10" border="0" align="left" style="text-align:center" width="150pt"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
|- valign="top"
| {{patrol|image=cabin1.jpg|name=Master of Trainees|notes=Opens after enough combat at [[CTC Trainees|Trainee Tents]]|size=100}}
| {{patrol|image=cabin2.jpg|name=Master of Veterans |notes=Opens after enough combat at [[CTC Veterans|Veteran Barracks]]|size=100}}
| {{patrol|image=cabin3.jpg|name=Head Trainer |notes=Opens after enough combat at [[CTC Instructors|Trainers' Lodge]]|size=100}}
| {{patrol|image=crash-brothers.jpg|name=Crash Brothers |notes=Opens after defeating the three trainers|size=100}}
|- valign="top"
| {{patrol|image=trainees-tents.jpg|name=Trainee Tents|link=CTC Trainees}}
| {{patrol|image=veterans-barracks.jpg|name=Veteran Barracks|link=CTC Veterans}}
| {{patrol|image=trainers-lodge.jpg|name=Trainers' Lodge|link=CTC Instructors}}
==Notes==
* The bosses in this area are all based on Nintendo characters that have appeared in {{wikipedia|Super Smash Brothers}} (thus the Crash Brothers).

Medieval brute

2013-01-29T04:49:14Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=a
|name=medieval brute
|desc=Oh, yeah, now we're talking! This gigantic dude is straight out of some crazy fantasy novel, right down to the massive sword he's carrying and the armor he wears. He's like some kind of mountain.
|image=medieval-brute.jpg
|miss1=He swings his massive sword, but you do a tuck and roll under it.
|miss2=He stomps the ground with his foot, but I guess he didn't put enough skill points into it, because you barely feel it.
|miss3=He tries to tell you of his exploits, but he's cut off by the spear-wielding brother of one of his victims. Pity that guy doesn't stick around for the rest of the fight.
|hit1=He swings that massive sword single-handedly and nearly takes off your head, laughing the whole time.
|hit2=He stomps the ground with his foot and actually knocks you off your feet. I told you he was big!
|hit3=While swinging at you, he tells you of some of his exploits. "Monstrous" doesn't even begin to describe it. {{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
|xp=129
|chips=0
|item1=adapted Brutgel|image1=brutegel.gif
|item2=gigantic sword|image2=gigantic-sword.gif
|item3=scorpion|image3=scorpion1.gif
|loc1=Rooftops over WoDo
|newres={{res|sonic|100}} {{Res|electric|50|+}}
}}
==References==
* The "crazy fantasy novel" in the description is the {{wikipedia|A Song of Ice and Fire}} series; the brute is modeled after Gregor Clegane, the Mountain that Rides, who has done a number of terrible things (thus the third hit message).

Evil Shamus

2013-01-28T06:39:13Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=the
|pronoun=She
|name=Evil Shamus
|desc=The Evil Shamus used to be a private investigator before she turned to a life of crime, using an ancient suit of power armor to commit crimes all over the country. Now she uses her extensive knowledge of police procedures to give tips to aspiring villains at the camp.
|image=evil-shamus.jpg
|miss1=She shoots you with a shimmering beam and uses it to swing herself around, whee!
|miss2=Her arm clicks. And clicks again. Huh. You didn't think futuristic weapons could jam.
|miss3=She points her arm cannon at you and blasts away. Unfortunately for her, she didn't get the long beam upgrade and the beam peters out after a foot or two.
|hit1=She shoots you with a shimmering beam which picks you up and throws you into a wall.
|hit2=Her arm clicks and shoots a missile at you, which blows you back a few feet.
|hit3=She points her arm cannon at you and blasts away. The spazed wave of charged plasma really hurts.
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=small statuette|image1=small-statuette.gif|drop1=100
|newres={{res|acid|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
==References==
* This boss is based on Samus Aran, hero of the {{wikipedia:Metroid}} series and a guest in {{wikipedia:Super Smash Brothers}}.
** The third hit message refers to the Spazer, Plasma, Charge, and Wave gun upgrades from {{wikipedia:Super Metroid}}.
** The first miss message refers to the Grapple Beam seen throughout the series.
}}

Bruiser

2013-01-28T06:36:48Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=!
|pronoun=He
|name=Bruiser
|desc=Legend has it that Bruiser was the demon king of a race of genetically modified tortoises. Normally, you'd think that's nonsense, but after all the bizarre things you've seen since you start super heroing, and the shell-like shield he's carrying, you're willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. After you send him packing, of course.
|image=bruiser.jpg
|miss1=He flings his shield at you, but another hero with red boots and a blue body suit deflects it with his own shield.
|miss2=He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball, but you jump on a convenient platform and avoid it.
|miss3=He swings a huge fist at you, but he's so slow that you can easily duck.
|hit1=He flings his shield at you and it smacks you in the face painfully.
|hit2=He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball. You don't shrink to half size, but it certainly hurts. {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit3=He swings a huge fist at you. He's slow, so you jump back, but you fall into a pit.
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=Bruiser's shell shield|image1=shell-shield.gif|drop1=100
|newres={{res|fire|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
==References==
* This boss is based on Bowser from {{wikipedia|Super Mario Brothers}} and (keeping with the theme of this area) {{wikipedia|Super Smash Brothers}}.
* The hero in the first miss message is Mario from {{wikipedia|Super Mario Brothers}}.
}}

Bruiser

2013-01-28T06:36:13Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=!
|pronoun=He
|name=Bruiser
|desc=Legend has it that Bruiser was the demon king of a race of genetically modified tortoises. Normally, you'd think that's nonsense, but after all the bizarre things you've seen since you start super heroing, and the shell-like shield he's carrying, you're willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. After you send him packing, of course.
|image=bruiser.jpg
|miss1=He flings his shield at you, but another hero with red boots and a blue body suit deflects it with his own shield.
|miss2=He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball, but you jump on a convenient platform and avoid it.
|miss3=He swings a huge fist at you, but he's so slow that you can easily duck.
|hit1=He flings his shield at you and it smacks you in the face painfully.
|hit2=He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball. You don't shrink to half size, but it certainly hurts. {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit3=He swings a huge fist at you. He's slow, so you jump back, but you fall into a pit.
==References==
* This boss is based on Bowser from {{wikipedia|Super Mario Brothers}} and (keeping with the theme of this area) {{wikipedia|Super Smash Brothers}}.
* The hero in the first miss message is Mario from {{wikipedia|Super Mario Brothers}}.
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=Bruiser's shell shield|image1=shell-shield.gif|drop1=100
|newres={{res|fire|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
}}

Bruiser

2013-01-28T06:35:39Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=!
|pronoun=He
|name=Bruiser
|desc=Legend has it that Bruiser was the demon king of a race of genetically modified tortoises. Normally, you'd think that's nonsense, but after all the bizarre things you've seen since you start super heroing, and the shell-like shield he's carrying, you're willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. After you send him packing, of course.
|image=bruiser.jpg
|miss1=He flings his shield at you, but another hero with red boots and a blue body suit deflects it with his own shield.
|miss2=He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball, but you jump on a convenient platform and avoid it.
|miss3=He swings a huge fist at you, but he's so slow that you can easily duck.
|hit1=He flings his shield at you and it smacks you in the face painfully.
|hit2=He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball. You don't shrink to half size, but it certainly hurts. {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit3=He swings a huge fist at you. He's slow, so you jump back, but you fall into a pit.
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=Bruiser's shell shield|image1=shell-shield.gif|drop1=100
==References==
* This boss is based on Bowser from {{wikipedia|Super Mario Brothers}} and (keeping with the theme of this area) {{wikipedia|Super Smash Brothers}}.
* The hero in the first miss message is Mario from {{wikipedia|Super Mario Brothers}}.
|newres={{res|fire|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
}}

Fabu

2013-01-28T06:32:18Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=!
|pronoun=He
|name=Fabu
|desc=This trainer is fabulous, just as his name implies. He's sporting a body made out of fashionable blue energy, which crackles in a delightful manner. In what some would consider a risky move, he has a large eye in his chest. On a lesser foe, it would be gauche, but Fabu can pull off anything!
|image=fabu.jpg
|miss1=He opens that lovely baby blue in his chest to blast you, but the shot is reflected by a beetle carrying a keyboard. What?
|miss2=He grows in a spectacular fashion, but you call him fat, which makes him cry.
|miss3=His arms morph into a pair of positively slimming blades and he pauses to admire himself in a mirror.
|hit1=He opens that lovely baby blue in his chest and blasts you with chic beam of raw energy.
|hit2=He grows in a spectacular fashion and beats you about the head and shoulders. Stunning!
|hit3=His arms morph into a pair of positively slimming blades and slices a few pounds from you.
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=shimmering wings|image1=shimmering-wings.gif|drop1=100
|newres={{res|electric|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
==References==
* This boss is based on Tabuu from {{wikipedia|Super Smash Brothers]]. His attack messages all refer to attacks Tabuu uses, and his item drop is modeled on the wings Tabuu has before the fight with him.
}}

Frost Scaler

2013-01-28T06:29:51Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=!
|pronoun=He
|name=Frost Scaler
|desc=This is a rather short advanced trainer, all bundled up in arctic gear. You're a little confused about why anyone would dress like this in the desert, but you don't get a chance to ask him: he has a giant wooden mallet that he wants to introduce you to.
|image=frost-scaler.jpg
|hit1=He swings that giant mallet at your foot. You yelp in pain and fly up in the air; ding!
|hit2=He climbs up your body and jumps on your head. Those crampons really hurt.
|hit3=He whistles loudly and a polar bear jumps out of nowhere, mauling you.
|miss1=He swings that giant mallet at your foot, but he grabbed the novelty one by mistake; squeak!
|miss2=He tries to climb up your body, but he doesn't have his safety equipment. Tsk tsk.
|miss3= He whistles loudly, but nothing happens. What did he think would happen?
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=Frost Scaler's humongous mallet|image1=mallet.gif|drop1=100
|newres={{res|ice|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
==References==
* This boss is based on the Ice Climbers from both their own game and {{wikipedia|Super Smash Brothers}}.
}}

Knight

2013-01-28T06:27:33Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=!
|pronoun=He
|name=Knight
|desc=This trainer is a small blob all dressed in knight's armor. He's actually not so much a knight, but a short, strange stereotype of a knight. A real knight's knight. There's a term for this kind of joke, but you can't think of it right now; perhaps it's beyond you.
|image=knight.jpg
|miss1=He unsuccessfully attempts to punch you, but you dodge with 50% more flair than usual.
|miss2=He fails to hit you with his sword in a highly amusing fashion.
|miss3=He unleashes a series of exciting attacks, only to fail in a manner that could be construed as a pop-culture reference.
|hit1=He successfully punches you with his fist.
|hit2=He uses his sword in an effective manner to hurt you.
|hit3=He unleashes a series of exciting attacks that you fail to defend yourself against.
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=bag of rubble|image1=bag-of-rubble.gif|drop1=100
|newres={{res|psychic|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
==References==
* The character is a reference to Meta-Knight from the Kirby video game series.
* As a pun on the name, all of the lines in this encounter are based on {{wikipedia|metahumor}} (thus, a meta knight).
}}

Knight

2013-01-28T06:26:35Z

Doctor Oxford:

{{combatencounter
|indef=!
|pronoun=He
|name=Knight
|desc=This trainer is a small blob all dressed in knight's armor. He's actually not so much a knight, but a short, strange stereotype of a knight. A real knight's knight. There's a term for this kind of joke, but you can't think of it right now; perhaps it's beyond you.
|image=knight.jpg
|miss1=He unsuccessfully attempts to punch you, but you dodge with 50% more flair than usual.
|miss2=He fails to hit you with his sword in a highly amusing fashion.
|miss3=He unleashes a series of exciting attacks, only to fail in a manner that could be construed as a pop-culture reference.
|hit1=He successfully punches you with his fist.
|hit2=He uses his sword in an effective manner to hurt you.
|hit3=He unleashes a series of exciting attacks that you fail to defend yourself against.
|xp=150
|chips=0
|item1=bag of rubble|image1=bag-of-rubble.gif|drop1=100
|newres={{res|psychic|100}}
|loc1=Master of Trainees
|loc2=Master of Veterans
|loc3=Head Trainer
|postfight={{brutebosspost}}
==References==
|* The character is a reference to Meta-Knight from the Kirby video game series.
|* As a pun on the name, all of the lines in this encounter are based on {{wikipedia|metahumor}} (thus, a meta knight).
}}