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	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Glob_of_goo&amp;diff=3348</id>
		<title>Glob of goo</title>
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		<updated>2008-01-08T15:03:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=6396677&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=349&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Glob of goo&lt;br /&gt;
|image=goo.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= This is some really nasty stuff. It&#039;s a glob of inderdimensional goo. It&#039;s green and oozy and kind of stings if you touch it. Nasty.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 60&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Drop Location:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Through the Dimensional Gate]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
*This item&#039;s name sounds suspiciously like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola gabagool].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ham_banner&amp;diff=3294</id>
		<title>Ham banner</title>
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		<updated>2008-01-08T03:59:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=9885507&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|name=ham banner&lt;br /&gt;
|image=ham-banner.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= The biggest problem with this thing is not that it&#039;s somehow supposed to be a weapon made out of cloth, though that is a problem. The real issue is that it&#039;s just such an unlikely thing to have been produced. The only place you can imagine this coming from is one of those national food product councils that gets together and decides you need to eat more of whatever food they represent. In this case, ham, apparently. Not even pork as a whole, or an array of cured meats from a pig (that bacon lobby can just go to hell, right?), but specifically ham. No pork chops, no pork loin; no shoulder, no ribs, no belly. No pickled pigs&#039; feet. No chitlins, no pork rinds. Just ham.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even that isn&#039;t really so crazy. What&#039;s crazy is that they then must have acted on their impulse for self promotion by coming to the conclusion the best way to sell ham is to print up a few hundred thousand flags depicting their chosen meat. And then, just in case not enough people recognized the iconic food, they also went ahead and slapped on a three-letter label, &amp;quot;HAM.&amp;quot; Not an actual tagline, mind you, such as &amp;quot;Ham is good food,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Ham, the strangely pink meat,&amp;quot; or even &amp;quot;Well, if you don&#039;t have a Snickers, ham is reasonably satisfying, too.&amp;quot; No, just &amp;quot;HAM&amp;quot; all by itself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And somehow this idea must have made it through a creative subcommittee, and a budget oversight committee, and passed a majority vote on the Ham Council of Twilight before actually receiving enough grade-A stamps of approval to be put into operation. But pass it did. And print they did. And put it out in public someone must have, because here it is now, out in the open with you looking at it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the really weird thing, the truly, deeply, odd fact of the matter is ... you want one of these ham banners for yourself. And that disturbs you to the core. But nonetheless, you really, really want one.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Melee Weapons&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Power: 70&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 6&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Item cannot be traded or sold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Item cannot be auto-sold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+10 Melee damage}}&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Infernium_slab&amp;diff=3220</id>
		<title>Infernium slab</title>
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		<updated>2008-01-06T07:00:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:infernium_slab.gif|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;infernium slab&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is a slab of perpetually hot metal. If you cut it up, you could make the world&#039;s most reliable coffee warming plate. It would be an eeeeevil coffee warming plate, though. Yeah, you&#039;re right, people would still buy it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Miscellaneous Item&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell Value: 80&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Can be welded.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How to Obtain==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Weld [[Smoldering ash]] and [[Plasteel plating]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Uses==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hot pants]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Infernium gloves]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Items]][[Category:Miscellaneous Item]][[Category:Can be Welded]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Advanced_medkit&amp;diff=2758</id>
		<title>Advanced medkit</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-27T12:26:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment= need min and max healing amounts}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Advanced medkit&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Advanced-medkit.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= As it&#039;s name implies, this thing is both automated and a medkit. Surprised? No? Well, consider that it&#039;s not a floor wax or a dessert topping. Still not surprised? Well, I just can&#039;t win.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 75}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Locations=&lt;br /&gt;
Found randomly when using a [[Backpack]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=When Used=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You activate the medkit. In an electronic voice it murmurs, &amp;quot;This won&#039;t hurt a bit&amp;quot; before riddling you with painful shots. Most of them numb you, and the last shot provides an amnesiac effect. Ahh, you do feel better. That really didn&#039;t hurt at all! You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;30-33&#039;&#039;&#039; HP.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Items]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Also see:[[HP restorers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Embiggened&amp;diff=2641</id>
		<title>Talk:Embiggened</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-25T21:18:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Looks to be a 10% bonus to Strength.  There may be other effects, but that&#039;s the most obvious.  Perhaps bonus damage as well? [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] 05:53, 24 December 2007 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, I had strength change +9.756%, but no effect on damage. - [[User:Jade|Jade]] 14:07, 25 December 2007 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Edit:&#039;&#039;&#039; Re-checked my stats &#039;&#039;without&#039;&#039; buffs in place, and strength increased 10.4% when I was effected with embiggening.&lt;br /&gt;
*Base strength: 115 increase 10.4% to 127 (+12)&lt;br /&gt;
*Buffed strength: 123 increase 9.756% to 135 (+12)&lt;br /&gt;
Could it be a static increase or just coincidence from being buffed? - [[User:Jade|Jade]] 14:18, 25 December 2007 (MST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Embiggened&amp;diff=2640</id>
		<title>Talk:Embiggened</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-25T21:07:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Looks to be a 10% bonus to Strength.  There may be other effects, but that&#039;s the most obvious.  Perhaps bonus damage as well? [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] 05:53, 24 December 2007 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, I had strength change +9.756%, but no effect on damage. - [[User:Jade|Jade]] 14:07, 25 December 2007 (MST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggened&amp;diff=2637</id>
		<title>Embiggened</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-25T21:01:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Need confimation of effect}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No matter how small you might be normally, your spirit now feels greatly embiggened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Effect ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+10% to strength for 90 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Obtained From ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Potion2.gif]][[Embiggening tonic]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Effects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hot_charcoal&amp;diff=2596</id>
		<title>Hot charcoal</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-25T15:11:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs clean up and use text}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=9830357&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=hot charcoal&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Hot-charcoal.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= We&#039;re not talking burning hot here, just warm and toasty. Enough heat comes from this thing to keep your fingers warm on a cold desert night, reviving a little bit of spirit within you. It&#039;s not quite as refreshing as a mug of hot chocolate, but it&#039;ll do in a pinch.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Offhand Items&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 20&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+2 PP per turn}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(use message?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
Obtained from a [[lump of coal]] if you are a [[Elemental]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Graphite_chalk&amp;diff=2595</id>
		<title>Graphite chalk</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Graphite_chalk&amp;diff=2595"/>
		<updated>2007-12-25T15:10:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs clean up and use text}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=6939632&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=graphite chalk&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Graphite.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=  Assuming you&#039;ve got a scrap of paper, you can sketch out all kinds of educational things with the chalk. And if you&#039;ve got your towel, we can assume you&#039;ve got a scrap of paper. You do have your towel, don&#039;t you?&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Offhand Items&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 20&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+2 XP per combat}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You look at the chalk, and decide that&#039;s already a good use for it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
Obtained from a [[lump of coal]] if you are a [[Gadgeteer]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Diamond&amp;diff=2594</id>
		<title>Diamond</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-25T15:10:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs clean up and use text}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=1152210&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=diamond&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Diamond.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=  There are a lot of sayings which tell you what diamonds are. A girl&#039;s best friend. Forever. On the soles of his shoes. But who ever tells you what diamonds aren&#039;t? One thing they&#039;re not, is edible. Don&#039;t even think about it. Unless you have diamonds for teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Offhand Items&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 1500&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+1 Strength&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+1 Intellect&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+1 Reflexes}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(use message?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
Obtained from a [[lump of coal]] if you are a [[Naturalist]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Fullerene&amp;diff=2593</id>
		<title>Fullerene</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-25T15:08:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=fullerene&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Fullerene.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= Sometimes these fullerenes are called by a different and much funnier common name. We&#039;re not going to go there, though. No-sir-ee. Not us.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Offhand Items&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 20&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+10 to maximum HP&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+10 to maximum PP&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You spend a moment admiring the balanced complexity of the chemical form.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
Obtained from a [[lump of coal]] if you are a [[Psion]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lump_of_coal&amp;diff=2592</id>
		<title>Lump of coal</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-25T15:05:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: added psion message&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs clean up and usable results}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=lump of coal&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Coal.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= You know you&#039;ve been naughty when you get one of these in your stocking. Carbon in its many forms may be the key to life on this planet, but it&#039;s not much to look at.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Offhand Items&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 20&amp;lt;BR&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Notes=&lt;br /&gt;
{|align=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ One lump was given to each player by Ryme as a gift for Christmas, 2007.  The message said:&lt;br /&gt;
|-style=&amp;quot;background-color:#E3E3E3&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Well, it&#039;s probably Christmas somewhere by now. So, uh, &#039;Hah Bumbug&#039; or something like that. You&#039;ve probably earned this.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Seriously, though, I hope you&#039;re having a happy holidays!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-Ryme&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Included item: &#039;&#039;&#039;lump of coal (quantity 1)&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Image:coal.gif]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The use results vary by class:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Naturalist:&#039;&#039;&#039; Using your powerful muscles, you squeeze the carbon tighter and tighter until it slowly heats and compresses. When you&#039;re done, you&#039;ve got something sparkly. Neat! You got an item: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[diamond]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Gadgeteer:&#039;&#039;&#039; (use text?) &#039;&#039;&#039;[[graphite chalk]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Psion:&#039;&#039;&#039; You delve deep into the molecular structure of the carbon, telekinetically twisting, turning, and tweaking the molecules until something precise and ordered forms. You got an item: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[fullerene]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Elemental:&#039;&#039;&#039; (use text?) &#039;&#039;&#039;[[hot charcoal]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggened&amp;diff=2403</id>
		<title>Embiggened</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggened&amp;diff=2403"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T12:22:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs Effect}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No matter how small you might be normally, your spirit now feels greatly embiggened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Effect ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
? for 90 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Obtained From ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Potion2.gif]][[Embiggening tonic]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Effects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggened&amp;diff=2402</id>
		<title>Embiggened</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggened&amp;diff=2402"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T12:20:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: New page: {{underconstruction|comment=Needs Effect}}  No matter how small you might be normally, your spirit now feels greatly embiggened.  === Effect ===    ?    == Obtained From ==  [[Image:Potion...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs Effect}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No matter how small you might be normally, your spirit now feels greatly embiggened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Effect ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Obtained From ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Potion2.gif]][[Embiggening tonic]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Effects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggening_tonic&amp;diff=2401</id>
		<title>Embiggening tonic</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggening_tonic&amp;diff=2401"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T12:18:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=8976759&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=embiggening tonic&lt;br /&gt;
|image=potion2.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=In case you ever end up de-bigulated, this stuff can serve as your re-bigulator. No matter how absurd it sounds, it&#039;s a perfectly cromulent concept. Now what if you haven&#039;t been de-bigulated in the first place? Your guess is as good as mine.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 136&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Combat Usable}} &lt;br /&gt;
==When used==&lt;br /&gt;
You drink the tonic. You feel like you could take on a bear bare-handed. But not a bare bear-handed. That would just be awkward. You gain an effect: [[Embiggened]]. (Added for 90 minutes.)&lt;br /&gt;
==Drop Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Items]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Brutish_man&amp;diff=2400</id>
		<title>Brutish man</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Brutish_man&amp;diff=2400"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T12:03:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs messages, Item drop %s}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{fight&lt;br /&gt;
|pronoun=a&lt;br /&gt;
|name= brutish man&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=&amp;quot;Hulking&amp;quot; doesn&#039;t begin to describe this figure. He&#039;s got muscles you&#039;ve never heard of that are larger than your biceps. His weapon looks like it used to be a street lamp, or maybe a telephone pole.&lt;br /&gt;
|image=muscular.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|hit=*Your opponent attacks ... ?&lt;br /&gt;
|critical=*Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for {{element|physical|X}}&lt;br /&gt;
|miss=* Your opponent attacks ... The brute approaches you with his weapon pulled back, but you taunt him with &amp;quot;Swing batter, batter swing!&amp;quot; and throw his timing off. His attack whooshes harmlessly in front of you.&lt;br /&gt;
* Your opponent attacks ... The muscular figure tries to grab you, but his bulky muscles prevent him from pulling his arms together enough. You slip through as he struggles against himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Your opponent attacks ... Before he can attack, he&#039;s called in to testify at a congressional hearing on illegal steroid use.&lt;br /&gt;
|fumble=*Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! He takes &#039;&#039;&#039;X damage&#039;&#039;&#039;. }}&lt;br /&gt;
{{chips|amt=90-120}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{exp|amt=103}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=tattered shorts|image=Tattered-shorts.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=raccoon mask|image=raccoon-mask.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=lamp post|image=lamp-post.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=amulet of corruption|image=corrupt-amulet.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Crazy_scientician&amp;diff=2398</id>
		<title>Crazy scientician</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Crazy_scientician&amp;diff=2398"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T12:02:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs messages, Item drop %s}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{fight&lt;br /&gt;
|pronoun=a&lt;br /&gt;
|name= crazy scientician&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=When bad students with good minds fail out of accredited colleges and want to continue their research, their only choice is to enroll in a distance learning program in the field of Scientifics. This scientician has a concentration in Potent Potables, which she has taken at the 100, 200, and 300 levels thus far. She&#039;ll be taking Potent Potables 400--which meets twice daily--in the fall with Dr. A. Terbeck.&lt;br /&gt;
|image=crazy-scientician.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|hit=* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician whips out a portable electrifimometer and electrififies you with it. She hits you for {{element|electric|X}}&lt;br /&gt;
* Your opponent attacks ... Producing a pen and paper, she begins to convert you from English units to metric. You find the conversion to be a very painful process. She hits you for {{element|psychic|X}}&lt;br /&gt;
* Your opponent attacks ... She quaffs a bubbling potion and quickly grows to double size, at which point she punts you into next Tuesday. PUNT! She hits you for {{element|physical|X}}&lt;br /&gt;
|critical=*Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits for {{element|physical|X}} &lt;br /&gt;
|miss=* Your opponent attacks ... She gulps down a can of some fizzing potion. For a moment, nothing happens. Then she belches loudly. Confused, the scientician looks at the can in her hand. &amp;quot;Gingerette?&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;How did that get in there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician shoots you with an inflamminator. If you had been on fire, it would have put it out, but as it is it does nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Your opponent attacks ... She hits you with 1500 kilograms of force. You point out that kilograms are mass and not force. Since F = ma, you define a to be a very small number, and all is fine.&lt;br /&gt;
|fumble=*None}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{chips|amt=96-128}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{exp|amt=105}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=de-enervation juice|image=potion1.gif}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=embiggening tonic|image=potion2.gif}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=lab coat|image=lab-coat.gif}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=caffeine pill|image=caffeine-pill.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Location(s) ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shadowy_figure&amp;diff=2397</id>
		<title>Shadowy figure</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shadowy_figure&amp;diff=2397"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T12:01:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{fight&lt;br /&gt;
|pronoun=a&lt;br /&gt;
|name=shadowy figure&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=A dark shape, a shadow of a shadow, slides from a spot of inky blackness into a square of only the dimmest illumination. Cowled from head to toe in black, swathed in the night, this figure is the epitome of blackness. How much more black could he be? None more. None more black. On the blackness scale, he&#039;s already gone to eleven. Maybe eleven and a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|image=shadowy-figure.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|hit=Your opponent attacks ... ?&lt;br /&gt;
|critical=Your opponent attacks ... ?&lt;br /&gt;
|miss=*Your opponent attacks ... Your attacker slips on a banana peel that was hidden in the darkness. Which brings up the eternal question: Is slapstick still slapstick if nobody can see the slap or the stick?&lt;br /&gt;
*Your opponent attacks ... The lights from a passing train reflect off of a parabolic mirror on a nearby building and temporarily blind you both. You make a note to talk to the architect of the building about that horrible design. Later, though. Not now.&lt;br /&gt;
*Your opponent attacks ... In the dark he misses you and nearly stabs himself. Sometimes a little light might be a good thing.&lt;br /&gt;
|fumble=Your opponent attacks ... ?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{chips|amt=70-100}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{exp|amt=90}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=sneakiers|image=Stealth-boots.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=black hood|image=black-hood.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=black gloves|image=black-gloves.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Brutish_man&amp;diff=2395</id>
		<title>Brutish man</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Brutish_man&amp;diff=2395"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T12:00:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs messages, Item drop %s}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{fight&lt;br /&gt;
|pronoun=a&lt;br /&gt;
|name= brutish man&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=&amp;quot;Hulking&amp;quot; doesn&#039;t begin to describe this figure. He&#039;s got muscles you&#039;ve never heard of that are larger than your biceps. His weapon looks like it used to be a street lamp, or maybe a telephone pole.&lt;br /&gt;
|image=muscular.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|hit=*Your opponent attacks ... ?&lt;br /&gt;
|critical=*Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for {{element|physical|X}}&lt;br /&gt;
|miss=* Your opponent attacks ... The brute approaches you with his weapon pulled back, but you taunt him with &amp;quot;Swing batter, batter swing!&amp;quot; and throw his timing off. His attack whooshes harmlessly in front of you.&lt;br /&gt;
* Your opponent attacks ... The muscular figure tries to grab you, but his bulky muscles prevent him from pulling his arms together enough. You slip through as he struggles against himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Your opponent attacks ... Before he can attack, he&#039;s called in to testify at a congressional hearing on illegal steroid use.&lt;br /&gt;
|fumble=*Your opponent attacks ... ? }}&lt;br /&gt;
{{chips|amt=90-120}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{exp|amt=103}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=tattered shorts|image=Tattered-shorts.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=raccoon mask|image=raccoon-mask.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=lamp post|image=lamp-post.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=amulet of corruption|image=corrupt-amulet.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Armored_warrior&amp;diff=2393</id>
		<title>Armored warrior</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Armored_warrior&amp;diff=2393"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T11:59:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{fight&lt;br /&gt;
|pronoun=an&lt;br /&gt;
|name=armored warrior&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=You face a woman dressed in strange metal armor, apparently made from an alloy or alloys that you don&#039;t recognize. The look in her eyes says &amp;quot;don&#039;t mess with me&amp;quot; and the gun in her hand says &amp;quot;oh, and prepare to be messed with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|image=armored-warrior.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|hit=*Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits for {{element|physical|X}} &lt;br /&gt;
|critical=*Your opponent attacks ...  ?&lt;br /&gt;
|miss=*Your opponent attacks ... She lobs a jar at you, but you catch it and lob it back. This continues for a couple of rounds until she gives up and puts the jar away again.&lt;br /&gt;
*Your opponent attacks ... Her needle gun jams. While she&#039;s trying to get it unstuck, it catches on a piece of her outfit and rips it, so then she has to take a needle from the gun to patch the rip back up.&lt;br /&gt;
*Your opponent attacks ... The armored warrior pulls out a rubber bladder and squirts some acid at you. The bladder makes a strange biological sound, embarrassing both of you, and the acid misses.&lt;br /&gt;
|fumble=**Your opponent attacks ... ?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{chips|amt=76-98}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{exp|amt=95}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=needler|image=needler.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=xentrium breastplate|image=Xentrium-breastplate.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=trylon tights|image=trylon-tights.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Not_to_Choose_Is_Not_a_Choice&amp;diff=2389</id>
		<title>Not to Choose Is Not a Choice</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Not_to_Choose_Is_Not_a_Choice&amp;diff=2389"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T11:50:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=needs template formatting?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{encounter&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Not to Choose Is Not a Choice&lt;br /&gt;
|image=roof-silhouette.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=You see a sinister figure lurking on a nearby rooftop. With a battlecry for justice you leap after the figure, which quickly turns and runs. After a minute of pursuit, the figure ducks around a corner and you hear numerous voices shouting. Cautiously you peek around the corner a few moments later, to see a diverse party of four heroes picking themselves up from the ground. &amp;quot;We&#039;ve gotta stop that guy!&amp;quot; you shout. All four heroes jump to action, each in their own way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The psion says, &amp;quot;Help me think of a way to outsmart him!&amp;quot; while the gadgeteer says &amp;quot;Help me rig up a gadget to trap him!&amp;quot; The naturalist says, &amp;quot;No, we&#039;ve got to hunt him down like an animal!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Who do you want to partner with?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Help the psion think==&lt;br /&gt;
{|&lt;br /&gt;
|width=&amp;quot;700&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;+1&amp;quot; color=&amp;quot;990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Thoughtful&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Siding with the psion, you sit down to do some intensive thinking. Pretty soon you&#039;ve got city maps, traffic flow charts, escape route probability analyses, and all kinds of info put together. Eventually you realize the opponent is long gone, but it was a good mental workout.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;5 intellect points&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;table cellpadding=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;background-color: black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[image:four-heroes.jpg]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
==Help the gadgeteer build==&lt;br /&gt;
{|&lt;br /&gt;
|width=&amp;quot;700&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;+1&amp;quot; color=&amp;quot;990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Fast-Acting&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You and the gadgeteer start emptying out your pockets and quickly rig up a whole series of traps and alarms with the available gear. In your enthusiasm to dive into the work the foe escapes, but it was good practice.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;5 reflex points&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;table cellpadding=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;background-color: black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[image:four-heroes.jpg]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
==Help the naturalist chase==&lt;br /&gt;
{|&lt;br /&gt;
|width=&amp;quot;700&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;+1&amp;quot; color=&amp;quot;990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Strong&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You and the naturalist set off in a dead sprint, racing each other across the rooftop, challenging each other to jump the gap and speed along the next building, and the next, and several after that. Somewhere along the way you lose the enemy, but it&#039;s a very good workout.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;5 strength points&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;table cellpadding=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td style=&amp;quot;background-color: black;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[image:four-heroes.jpg]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2388</id>
		<title>Gotta Move Quick</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2388"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T11:47:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=templates, XP/HP min and max gains confirmation}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gotta Move Quick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-front.jpg|right]]You&#039;re crossing what used to be a deserted street, until a taxi comes careening around a corner at twice the speed it ought to be driving, hits a pothole, and veers to the side just enough that it&#039;s speeding directly at you. You&#039;ve gotta move! Now!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive left&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive right&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Jump straight into the air&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Think Fast!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Results==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive Left&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
You dive left, barely evading the taxi and rolling onto the sidewalk. You roll back into a standing position, look yourself over, and realize that you&#039;re completely unharmed. It&#039;s actually a pretty smooth move, once you calm down enough to think about it, and you spend a few minutes practicing some other tumbles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You gain 50-60 XP&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dance to the Right&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Instinctively you leap to the right. The taxi whizzes by just inches from you, but you&#039;re okay. Off balance, you have to take several long strides before you can re-orient yourself and come to a stop. On the ground in front of you is an abandoned backpack. You pick it up and look inside, hoping to find a name or address to be able to return it, but there aren&#039;t any identifying marks. Figuring it&#039;s just going to disappear if you leave it hear, you take the pack with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You got an item: [[backpack]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;It&#039;s the Only Game in Town&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Without [[High-jump boots]]:&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You try to jump over the cab, figuring that&#039;s the cool way for a superhero to handle the situation. Unfortunately your jump isn&#039;t quite powerful enough, and the &amp;quot;Egnaro Cab&amp;quot; sign just barely clips your right foot as it zips underneath. The contact sends you flying, skidding and scraping across rough asphalt, scattered debris, and broken glass.&lt;br /&gt;
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You figure to pull a move like that off, you&#039;d need some better jumping power. Practice might do it eventually, but if you had some springy boots or something like that, it could help.&lt;br /&gt;
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You lose &#039;&#039;&#039;15-18&#039;&#039;&#039; HP.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:sparxx.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Wearing [[High-jump boots]]:&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You make a mighty leap, sailing up, up, way up, over the rebel taxi and deep into the night sky. Surprised at the height of the leap, you land off balance and have to scrabble on a slightly slanted roof to keep from falling back to the ground far below.&lt;br /&gt;
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When you finally right yourself and take a moment to look around, you&#039;re surprised to see other silhouetted figures running, jumping, and tumbling across the irregular sea of rooftops. Points of conflict are illuminated by bright sparks, eerie glows, and small explosions, as the figures play what looks almost like some deadly game of tag.&lt;br /&gt;
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As you watch, a young woman who would look fairly normal if not for the fact that her hair was made of fire, drops from out of nowhere and lands gracefully not too far from where you stand. You tense, but she smiles and nods in greeting, saying &amp;quot;Heya, fellow hero! How&#039;s it goin&#039;?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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You stammer for a moment before managing to ask, &amp;quot;What&#039;s going on?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She looks at you for a second and then says, &amp;quot;Ah, you must be new. This is where most of the action is. The bad guys are always running around downtown, trying to pull off some scheme or another. And us good guys are trying to stop them. For the most part we try to keep it off the streets. Not sure why, it&#039;s just more fun up here.&amp;quot; You nod, seeing how that might make sense. Kind of.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anyway,&amp;quot; she says, &amp;quot;I&#039;m Catherine Sparsisky. My friends call me Sparxx.&amp;quot; You introduce yourself and chat for another few moments, until another woman in strangely sparkling armor dashes by. Sparxx says, &amp;quot;Oops, gotta go! I&#039;ve got a score to settle with that alchemist.&amp;quot; In a flash of fire and ice she&#039;s gone, leaving only a small puddle of water behind where she stood.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You look around again, soaking in the scene. Heroes and villains, fighting on the rooftops over downtown. Heroes you never even knew existed. And far more villains than you&#039;d ever suspected. As you watch, some muscular brute and a naturalist (if the companion wolf is any indication) lock arms and grapple, while above them a levitating psion and a someone in a lab coat hurl bolts of mental energy at each other. Off in the distance you see a woman throw an electrified net over a diving shadowy figure, and to the side you can see first a burst of flame from an elemental hero, and then a flash of glittering dust that seems to extinguish the fires almost immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, you think, I could get used to this place. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Adventures]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Found in the [[the streets of downtown Twilight]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Noncombat Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
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		<updated>2007-12-24T11:45:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Outskirts_of_Area_54&amp;diff=2386</id>
		<title>Outskirts of Area 54</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-24T11:41:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Outskirts of Area 54 is located [[Out in the Desert]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=Combat Adventures=&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[colossal ant]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ant.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[carapace shield]], [[colossal mandible]]|chips=0|EL=|exp=60|HP=77}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[cyclopean scorpion]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:scorpion.gif|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[carapace shield]]|chips=0|EL=|exp=68|HP=75}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gila monstrosity]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:gila-monster.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=|chips=0|EL=|exp=62|HP=76}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[mutant fire ant]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ant.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[carapace shield]], [[colossal mandible]]|chips=0|EL=|exp=69|HP=73}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[oversize rattlesnake]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:rattlesnake.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[Taut sinew]]|chips=0|EL=|exp=64|HP=76}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[studio executive]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:studio-executive.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[polyester suit]], [[vial of powdered mojo]]|chips=59-94|EL=|exp=65|HP=71}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[tarantula gargantua]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:tarantula.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=|chips=0|EL=|exp=66|HP=71}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=Noncombat Adventures=&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Shackin&#039; Up]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:shack.gif|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;108-173 chips.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Locations]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
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	<entry>
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		<title>User talk:Satan</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-24T05:41:53Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;First - you have twelve accounts?! Also, how many items is all the items? Have you got all the Talismans and stuff? Or are you counting it across several accounts? --[[User:Rombo|Rombo]] 15:10, 23 November 2007 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, I have 12. It&#039;s simply because I got bored and wanted more opportunity for bug finding/testing. I have all the items minus the abaddon&#039;s charm, the crib sheet, and any items not yet found by me or reported to me. I haven&#039;t counted the full total yet, but I will soon. I&#039;ve got them all on my main account. Not counting class talismans and quest items and such. - Satan&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, well which of us has the [[Abaddon Charm]]?  Hmm?  Yeah... that&#039;s what I thought, hee. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] 01:52, 24 November 2007 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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You can&#039;t count yours, you bought it lol. I&#039;m definitely gonna get mine the legit way, Cris. - Satan&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s in my inventory, isn&#039;t it?  And then there&#039;s always [[crib sheet|this]]... ;) [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] 19:00, 7 December 2007 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
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When did you get a crib sheet? I don&#039;t remember you having one lol... - Satan&lt;br /&gt;
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Waaaaay back in Alpha.  I was one of the first people to get one.  -Cris&lt;br /&gt;
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==When was &amp;quot;spoiling&amp;quot; not allowed?==&lt;br /&gt;
Why was the entire article for the new zone deleted, and then copy/pasted to a new page by you? I thought the whole point of a wiki was to spade out and spoil everything in the game for people who want to know. If it&#039;s not for spoilers, then most of the articles here need to be deleted. Ex: assembling recipes (software, clothing, and welding combinations),enemies, quests, rare item drops, and effects for starters. Also, if &amp;quot;spoiling&amp;quot; is not allowed, then please make a large post on the front page to announce that policy and detail what exactly entails a &amp;quot;spoiler&amp;quot;. - [[User:Jade|Jade]] 22:41, 23 December 2007 (MST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2007-12-23T14:51:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: templates are our friends&lt;/p&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;12-21-07&#039;&#039;&#039; - There&#039;s a new zone tucked away in there somewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;12-17-07&#039;&#039;&#039; - The game no longer burns a turn if you visit a place with nothing to do (like the beach when you can&#039;t go under water), or if you accidentally end up someplace you shouldn&#039;t be (double-clicking a choice adventure).&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Have the wiki working the way you want it to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- /\ edit between comments /\ --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Jade&amp;diff=2171</id>
		<title>User:Jade</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Jade&amp;diff=2171"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:42:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;font size=3&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=red&amp;gt;[[:Category:Standardization Templates|Standard Templates]] &amp;lt;--- OMG use them, or I will ROCK your foundation!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Smuggler.jpg|frame|center| Nobody move, I&#039;ve dropped my brain!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sleeping.jpg|frame|center|&#039;&#039;&#039;Name: &amp;lt;font color=	#8E35EF&amp;gt;Jade&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;  Class: &amp;lt;font color=	#8E35EF&amp;gt;Psion Hero&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ID: &amp;lt;font color=#8E35EF&amp;gt;1781&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Black_gloves&amp;diff=2166</id>
		<title>Black gloves</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Black_gloves&amp;diff=2166"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:19:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=needs image}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These sporting gloves have an exceptionally good grip while still providing superb motor control. If you really want to, you can also use the gloves to slap someone who&#039;s doing something you can&#039;t put up with. Er, doing something which you will up with put.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Gloves&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Power: 9&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Level Required: 8&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value: 128&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Increased chance of critical hits.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drop Location==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shadowy_figure&amp;diff=2165</id>
		<title>Shadowy figure</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shadowy_figure&amp;diff=2165"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:18:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:shadowy-figure.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You are fighting a shadowy figure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A dark shape, a shadow of a shadow, slides from a spot of inky blackness into a square of only the dimmest illumination. Cowled from head to toe in black, swathed in the night, this figure is the epitome of blackness. How much more black could he be? None more. None more black. On the blackness scale, he&#039;s already gone to eleven. Maybe eleven and a half.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... Your attacker slips on a banana peel that was hidden in the darkness. Which brings up the eternal question: Is slapstick still slapstick if nobody can see the slap or the stick?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... The lights from a passing train reflect off of a parabolic mirror on a nearby building and temporarily blind you both. You make a note to talk to the architect of the building about that horrible design. Later, though. Not now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... In the dark he misses you and nearly stabs himself. Sometimes a little light might be a good thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 70-100 chips. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 90 experience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[sneakiers]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[black hood]]   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[black gloves]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Crazy_scientician&amp;diff=2164</id>
		<title>Crazy scientician</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Crazy_scientician&amp;diff=2164"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:18:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:crazy-scientician.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You are fighting a crazy scientician.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When bad students with good minds fail out of accredited colleges and want to continue their research, their only choice is to enroll in a distance learning program in the field of Scientifics. This scientician has a concentration in Potent Potables, which she has taken at the 100, 200, and 300 levels thus far. She&#039;ll be taking Potent Potables 400--which meets twice daily--in the fall with Dr. A. Terbeck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... She gulps down a can of some fizzing potion. For a moment, nothing happens. Then she belches loudly. Confused, the scientician looks at the can in her hand. &amp;quot;Gingerette?&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;How did that get in there?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... The scientician shoots you with an inflamminator. If you had been on fire, it would have put it out, but as it is it does nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 128 chips. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 105 experience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[de-enervation juice]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[lab coat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Armored_warrior&amp;diff=2163</id>
		<title>Armored warrior</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Armored_warrior&amp;diff=2163"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:17:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[image:armored-warrior.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You are fighting an armored warrior.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You face a woman dressed in strange metal armor, apparently made from an alloy or alloys that you don&#039;t recognize. The look in her eyes says &amp;quot;don&#039;t mess with me&amp;quot; and the gun in her hand says &amp;quot;oh, and prepare to be messed with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... She lobs a jar at you, but you catch it and lob it back. This continues for a couple of rounds until she gives up and puts the jar away again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... Her needle gun jams. While she&#039;s trying to get it unstuck, it catches on a piece of her outfit and rips it, so then she has to take a needle from the gun to patch the rip back up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 76-98 chips. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 95 experience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[needler]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[xentrium breastplate]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Brutish_man&amp;diff=2162</id>
		<title>Brutish man</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Brutish_man&amp;diff=2162"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:17:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:muscular.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You are fighting a brutish man.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Hulking&amp;quot; doesn&#039;t begin to describe this figure. He&#039;s got muscles you&#039;ve never heard of that are larger than your biceps. His weapon looks like it used to be a street lamp, or maybe a telephone pole.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... The brute approaches you with his weapon pulled back, but you taunt him with &amp;quot;Swing batter, batter swing!&amp;quot; and throw his timing off. His attack whooshes harmlessly in front of you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your opponent attacks ... The muscular figure tries to grab you, but his bulky muscles prevent him from pulling his arms together enough. You slip through as he struggles against himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 90-120 chips. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 103 experience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[tattered shorts]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enemies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_streets_of_downtown_Twilight&amp;diff=2161</id>
		<title>The streets of downtown Twilight</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_streets_of_downtown_Twilight&amp;diff=2161"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:16:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: /* Non-Combat Adventures */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The streets of downtown Twilight are located in [[Downtown Twilight]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Combat Adventures ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[cat burglar]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:cat-burglar.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[metaphoric claws]], [[pocket van de graf generator]]|chips=54-92|EL=|exp=49-50}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[English tourist]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:english-tourist.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[bag of PG Tips]], [[bowler]]|chips=56-92|EL=|exp=54-60}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[ugly mugger]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ugly-mugger.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[knit cap]], [[laser pistol]]|chips=54-87|EL=|exp=55|HP=59}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Zion&#039;s Tears cult follower]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:zions-tears-follower.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=|chips=16-30|EL=|exp=53|HP=62}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Zion&#039;s Tears cult leader]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:zions-tears-leader.gif|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[platinum necklace]]|chips=35-62|EL=|exp=57}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Non-Combat Adventures=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gotta Move Quick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Taxi-front.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive left:&#039;&#039;&#039; You gain 50-60 XP&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive right:&#039;&#039;&#039;  You got an item: [[backpack]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jump straight into the air:&#039;&#039;&#039; You lose 15-18 HP &#039;&#039;&#039;or&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
::While wearing [[High-jump boots]] - Access to [[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=One-time Adventures=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Two Paths Diverged in a Darkened Street]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:alley.gif|left]]Occurs only after obtaining the [[Don&#039;t Cry for Me, Zion-tina]] quest&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Choice: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Continue following the suspicious figure: [[Access and Alleys]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Investigate the shouting in the alley: [[To the Rescue]]&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Access and Alleys]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:alley.gif|left]] Leads to [[Should Have Been a Linebacker]]&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Should Have Been a Linebacker]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:broken-window.gif|left]] You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;500 chips.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Leads to [[Dead Women Don&#039;t Wear Plaid]]&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Dead Women Don&#039;t Wear Plaid]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:lind.gif|left]] Leads to [[Almost Like You&#039;d Planned It]]&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Almost Like You&#039;d Planned It]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:zions-tears-leader.gif|left]] Opens Zion&#039;s Tears building&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[To the Rescue]] (one-time) (occurs only when selecting the &amp;quot;Investigate the shouting in the alley&amp;quot; option from the previous adventure.)&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Black_hood&amp;diff=2159</id>
		<title>Black hood</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Black_hood&amp;diff=2159"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:16:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:black-hood.gif|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s a little hard to see out of, but if you&#039;re wearing one of these hoods you&#039;re probably lurking in the dark, where it&#039;s hard to see (or be seen) anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Helmet&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Power: 47&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Level Required: 8&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value: 135&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;+5% psychic damage resistance&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drop location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Needler&amp;diff=2157</id>
		<title>Needler</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Needler&amp;diff=2157"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:13:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=needs drop location}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:needler.gif|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This gun sprays out small pieces of metal shrapnel at near sonic velocities. You can think of it as the genteel person&#039;s shotgun. All of the effect, none of the BOOM!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Ranged weapon&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Power: 100&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Level Required: 9&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value: 150&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+10% to hit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drop Location==&lt;br /&gt;
?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ranged Weapons]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Items]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=High-jump_boots&amp;diff=2155</id>
		<title>High-jump boots</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=High-jump_boots&amp;diff=2155"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:11:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Go back to [[Items by Name]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Items]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jump-boots.gif|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Whether you&#039;re playing basketball or just traversing some massive underground labyrinth on an obscure asteroid, these boots let you jump higher and farther than you&#039;d normally be able to. The unique feature of these boots isn&#039;t the jumping; it&#039;s the ability to land safely once you&#039;ve made the jump.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Boots&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Power: 7&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Level Required: 6&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value: 80&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Grants wearer the ability for super jumps&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Notes=&lt;br /&gt;
Can be [[Assemble Things|assembled]] by combining a [[taut sinew]] and [[army boots]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Boots]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Equipment]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Half_small&amp;diff=2154</id>
		<title>Half small</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Half_small&amp;diff=2154"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:11:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Go back to [[Items by ID]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{underconstruction|comment=needs image}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:half-small.gif|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Assuming a large is a thousand chips, a small&#039;s probably one hundred. This is about half of that. Or it could be a fancy unit for lattes from a supremely pretentious cafe. Either way, the whole naming convention is really overkill, since this is simply a single 50-chip piece. I suppose the lingo makes it more fun, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Miscellaneous Item&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value: 50&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Locations=&lt;br /&gt;
[[Golden Wooden Nickel Casino]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Miscellaneous Item]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Tattered_shorts&amp;diff=2152</id>
		<title>Tattered shorts</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Tattered_shorts&amp;diff=2152"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:10:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:tattered-shorts.gif|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Man, these shorts have seen better days. Once upon a time they may have been a decent pair of jeans, but now ... you can&#039;t even imagine what they must have been put through to end up in the condition they&#039;re in. In fact, they seem to be a little stretched out, or suited for an oversized frame. If you put them on you&#039;d probably end up spending a lot of time trying to just keep them from slipping down at inopportune moments.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Pants&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Power: 40&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Level Required: 7&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value: 100&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drop Location==&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Pants]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Equipment]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Items]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sneakiers&amp;diff=2151</id>
		<title>Sneakiers</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sneakiers&amp;diff=2151"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:09:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:stealth-boots.gif|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These black sneakers go above and beyond regular &amp;quot;sneaky&amp;quot; levels and deep into the realm of the really, really sneaky. They say in space no-one can hear you scream, but with these shoes no-one can hear you walk, either. If you were, like, on a spaceship or something where they could actually hear you walk in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Boots&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Power: 9&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Level Required: 8&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value: 120&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Increased chance of noncombat adventures (to be implemented soon).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Locations=&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Boots]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Items]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Really_Out_to_Sea&amp;diff=2150</id>
		<title>Really Out to Sea</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Really_Out_to_Sea&amp;diff=2150"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:08:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=needs everything}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif|center]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Only_Way_to_Win_Is_Not_to_Play&amp;diff=2148</id>
		<title>The Only Way to Win Is Not to Play</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Only_Way_to_Win_Is_Not_to_Play&amp;diff=2148"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T14:07:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=needs location}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:roof-silhouette.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Only Way to Win Is Not to Play&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You see a sinister figure lurking on a nearby rooftop. With a battlecry for justice you leap after the figure, which quickly turns and runs. After a minute of pursuit, the figure ducks around a corner and you hear numerous voices shouting. Knowing better at this point, instead of stopping you speed on by the well-meaning heroes who never seem to get anything done. You hear them shouting as you leave them in your dust, but you&#039;re fixed on your target. In less than a minute you run him down and drag him off to the police station.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You gain 96-105 XP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Noncombat Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2146</id>
		<title>Gotta Move Quick</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-23T14:04:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=templates, XP/HP min and max gains confirmation}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gotta Move Quick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-front.jpg|right]]You&#039;re crossing what used to be a deserted street, until a taxi comes careening around a corner at twice the speed it ought to be driving, hits a pothole, and veers to the side just enough that it&#039;s speeding directly at you. You&#039;ve gotta move! Now!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive left&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive right&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Jump straight into the air&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Think Fast!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Results==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive Left&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
You dive left, barely evading the taxi and rolling onto the sidewalk. You roll back into a standing position, look yourself over, and realize that you&#039;re completely unharmed. It&#039;s actually a pretty smooth move, once you calm down enough to think about it, and you spend a few minutes practicing some other tumbles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You gain 50-60 XP&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dance to the Right&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Instinctively you leap to the right. The taxi whizzes by just inches from you, but you&#039;re okay. Off balance, you have to take several long strides before you can re-orient yourself and come to a stop. On the ground in front of you is an abandoned backpack. You pick it up and look inside, hoping to find a name or address to be able to return it, but there aren&#039;t any identifying marks. Figuring it&#039;s just going to disappear if you leave it hear, you take the pack with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You got an item: [[backpack]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;It&#039;s the Only Game in Town&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Without [[High-jump boots]]:&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You try to jump over the cab, figuring that&#039;s the cool way for a superhero to handle the situation. Unfortunately your jump isn&#039;t quite powerful enough, and the &amp;quot;Egnaro Cab&amp;quot; sign just barely clips your right foot as it zips underneath. The contact sends you flying, skidding and scraping across rough asphalt, scattered debris, and broken glass.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You figure to pull a move like that off, you&#039;d need some better jumping power. Practice might do it eventually, but if you had some springy boots or something like that, it could help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You lose &#039;&#039;&#039;15-18&#039;&#039;&#039; HP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:sparxx.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Wearing [[High-jump boots]]:&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You make a mighty leap, sailing up, up, way up, over the rebel taxi and deep into the night sky. Surprised at the height of the leap, you land off balance and have to scrabble on a slightly slanted roof to keep from falling back to the ground far below.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you finally right yourself and take a moment to look around, you&#039;re surprised to see other silhouetted figures running, jumping, and tumbling across the irregular sea of rooftops. Points of conflict are illuminated by bright sparks, eerie glows, and small explosions, as the figures play what looks almost like some deadly game of tag.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As you watch, a young woman who would look fairly normal if not for the fact that her hair was made of fire, drops from out of nowhere and lands gracefully not too far from where you stand. You tense, but she smiles and nods in greeting, saying &amp;quot;Heya, fellow hero! How&#039;s it goin&#039;?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You stammer for a moment before managing to ask, &amp;quot;What&#039;s going on?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She looks at you for a second and then says, &amp;quot;Ah, you must be new. This is where most of the action is. The bad guys are always running around downtown, trying to pull off some scheme or another. And us good guys are trying to stop them. For the most part we try to keep it off the streets. Not sure why, it&#039;s just more fun up here.&amp;quot; You nod, seeing how that might make sense. Kind of.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anyway,&amp;quot; she says, &amp;quot;I&#039;m Catherine Sparsisky. My friends call me Sparxx.&amp;quot; You introduce yourself and chat for another few moments, until another woman in strangely sparkling armor dashes by. Sparxx says, &amp;quot;Oops, gotta go! I&#039;ve got a score to settle with that alchemist.&amp;quot; In a flash of fire and ice she&#039;s gone, leaving only a small puddle of water behind where she stood.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You look around again, soaking in the scene. Heroes and villains, fighting on the rooftops over downtown. Heroes you never even knew existed. And far more villains than you&#039;d ever suspected. As you watch, some muscular brute and a naturalist (if the companion wolf is any indication) lock arms and grapple, while above them a levitating psion and a someone in a lab coat hurl bolts of mental energy at each other. Off in the distance you see a woman throw an electrified net over a diving shadowy figure, and to the side you can see first a burst of flame from an elemental hero, and then a flash of glittering dust that seems to extinguish the fires almost immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, you think, I could get used to this place. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Adventures]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Found in the [[the streets of downtown Twilight]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Noncombat Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2100</id>
		<title>Gotta Move Quick</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2100"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T09:09:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=templates, XP/HP min and max gains confirmation}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gotta Move Quick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-front.jpg|right]]You&#039;re crossing what used to be a deserted street, until a taxi comes careening around a corner at twice the speed it ought to be driving, hits a pothole, and veers to the side just enough that it&#039;s speeding directly at you. You&#039;ve gotta move! Now!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive left&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive right&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Jump straight into the air&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Think Fast!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Results==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive Left&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
You dive left, barely evading the taxi and rolling onto the sidewalk. You roll back into a standing position, look yourself over, and realize that you&#039;re completely unharmed. It&#039;s actually a pretty smooth move, once you calm down enough to think about it, and you spend a few minutes practicing some other tumbles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You gain 50-60 XP&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dance to the Right&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Instinctively you leap to the right. The taxi whizzes by just inches from you, but you&#039;re okay. Off balance, you have to take several long strides before you can re-orient yourself and come to a stop. On the ground in front of you is an abandoned backpack. You pick it up and look inside, hoping to find a name or address to be able to return it, but there aren&#039;t any identifying marks. Figuring it&#039;s just going to disappear if you leave it hear, you take the pack with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You got an item: [[backpack]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;It&#039;s the Only Game in Town&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Without [[High-jump boots]]:?&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You try to jump over the cab, figuring that&#039;s the cool way for a superhero to handle the situation. Unfortunately your jump isn&#039;t quite powerful enough, and the &amp;quot;Egnaro Cab&amp;quot; sign just barely clips your right foot as it zips underneath. The contact sends you flying, skidding and scraping across rough asphalt, scattered debris, and broken glass.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You figure to pull a move like that off, you&#039;d need some better jumping power. Practice might do it eventually, but if you had some springy boots or something like that, it could help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You lose &#039;&#039;&#039;15-18&#039;&#039;&#039; HP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Wearing [[High-jump boots]]:&#039;&#039;?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(result?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Adventures]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Found in the [[the streets of downtown Twilight]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Noncombat Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_streets_of_downtown_Twilight&amp;diff=2099</id>
		<title>The streets of downtown Twilight</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_streets_of_downtown_Twilight&amp;diff=2099"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T09:07:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The streets of downtown Twilight are located in [[Downtown Twilight]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Combat Adventures ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[cat burglar]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:cat-burglar.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[metaphoric claws]], [[pocket van de graf generator]]|chips=54-92|EL=|exp=49-50}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[English tourist]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:english-tourist.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[bag of PG Tips]], [[bowler]]|chips=56-92|EL=|exp=54-60}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[ugly mugger]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ugly-mugger.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[knit cap]], [[laser pistol]]|chips=54-87|EL=|exp=55|HP=59}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Zion&#039;s Tears cult follower]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:zions-tears-follower.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=|chips=16-30|EL=|exp=53|HP=62}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Zion&#039;s Tears cult leader]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:zions-tears-leader.gif|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{enemy|items=[[platinum necklace]]|chips=35-62|EL=|exp=57}}&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Non-Combat Adventures=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gotta Move Quick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Taxi-front.jpg|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive left:&#039;&#039;&#039; You gain 50-60 XP&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive right:&#039;&#039;&#039;  You got an item: [[backpack]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Jump straight into the air:&#039;&#039;&#039; You lose 15-18 HP or&lt;br /&gt;
::While wearing ?[[]]? - Access to [[Rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
=One-time Adventures=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Two Paths Diverged in a Darkened Street]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:alley.gif|left]]Occurs only after obtaining the [[Don&#039;t Cry for Me, Zion-tina]] quest&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Choice: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Continue following the suspicious figure: [[Access and Alleys]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Investigate the shouting in the alley: [[To the Rescue]]&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Access and Alleys]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:alley.gif|left]] Leads to [[Should Have Been a Linebacker]]&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Should Have Been a Linebacker]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:broken-window.gif|left]] You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;500 chips.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Leads to [[Dead Women Don&#039;t Wear Plaid]]&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Dead Women Don&#039;t Wear Plaid]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:lind.gif|left]] Leads to [[Almost Like You&#039;d Planned It]]&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Almost Like You&#039;d Planned It]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:zions-tears-leader.gif|left]] Opens Zion&#039;s Tears building&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[To the Rescue]] (one-time) (occurs only when selecting the &amp;quot;Investigate the shouting in the alley&amp;quot; option from the previous adventure.)&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Rooftops_of_downtown&amp;diff=2098</id>
		<title>Talk:Rooftops of downtown</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Rooftops_of_downtown&amp;diff=2098"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T09:06:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;How do we access this new zone? - [[User:Jade|Jade]] 01:02, 23 December 2007 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
:EDIT:[[High-jump boots]] perhaps?&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2097</id>
		<title>Gotta Move Quick</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2097"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T08:48:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=templates, XP/HP min and max gains confirmation}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gotta Move Quick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-front.jpg|right]]You&#039;re crossing what used to be a deserted street, until a taxi comes careening around a corner at twice the speed it ought to be driving, hits a pothole, and veers to the side just enough that it&#039;s speeding directly at you. You&#039;ve gotta move! Now!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive left&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive right&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Jump straight into the air&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Think Fast!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Results==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive Left&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
You dive left, barely evading the taxi and rolling onto the sidewalk. You roll back into a standing position, look yourself over, and realize that you&#039;re completely unharmed. It&#039;s actually a pretty smooth move, once you calm down enough to think about it, and you spend a few minutes practicing some other tumbles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You gain 50-60 XP&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dance to the Right&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Instinctively you leap to the right. The taxi whizzes by just inches from you, but you&#039;re okay. Off balance, you have to take several long strides before you can re-orient yourself and come to a stop. On the ground in front of you is an abandoned backpack. You pick it up and look inside, hoping to find a name or address to be able to return it, but there aren&#039;t any identifying marks. Figuring it&#039;s just going to disappear if you leave it hear, you take the pack with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You got an item: [[backpack]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;It&#039;s the Only Game in Town&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
You try to jump over the cab, figuring that&#039;s the cool way for a superhero to handle the situation. Unfortunately your jump isn&#039;t quite powerful enough, and the &amp;quot;Egnaro Cab&amp;quot; sign just barely clips your right foot as it zips underneath. The contact sends you flying, skidding and scraping across rough asphalt, scattered debris, and broken glass.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You figure to pull a move like that off, you&#039;d need some better jumping power. Practice might do it eventually, but if you had some springy boots or something like that, it could help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You lose &#039;&#039;&#039;15-18&#039;&#039;&#039; HP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Adventures]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Found in the [[the streets of downtown Twilight]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Noncombat Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Infernium_slab&amp;diff=2096</id>
		<title>Infernium slab</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Infernium_slab&amp;diff=2096"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T08:42:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=needs image}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:infernium.gif|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;infernium slab&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is a slab of perpetually hot metal. If you cut it up, you could make the world&#039;s most reliable coffee warming plate. It would be an eeeeevil coffee warming plate, though. Yeah, you&#039;re right, people would still buy it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Miscellaneous Item&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell Value: 80&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Can be welded.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How to Obtain==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Weld [[Smoldering ash]] and [[Plasteel plating]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Items]][[Category:Miscellaneous Item]][[Category:Can be Welded]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sneakiers&amp;diff=2095</id>
		<title>Sneakiers</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sneakiers&amp;diff=2095"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T08:40:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment= needs image}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
These black sneakers go above and beyond regular &amp;quot;sneaky&amp;quot; levels and deep into the realm of the really, really sneaky. They say in space no-one can hear you scream, but with these shoes no-one can hear you walk, either. If you were, like, on a spaceship or something where they could actually hear you walk in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Boots&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Power: 9&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Level Required: 8&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value: 120&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Increased chance of noncombat adventures (to be implemented soon).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Locations=&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Boots]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Items]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2094</id>
		<title>Gotta Move Quick</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gotta_Move_Quick&amp;diff=2094"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T08:36:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=templates}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gotta Move Quick]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-front.jpg|right]]You&#039;re crossing what used to be a deserted street, until a taxi comes careening around a corner at twice the speed it ought to be driving, hits a pothole, and veers to the side just enough that it&#039;s speeding directly at you. You&#039;ve gotta move! Now!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive left&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Dive right&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Jump straight into the air&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Think Fast!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Results==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dive Left&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
You dive left, barely evading the taxi and rolling onto the sidewalk. You roll back into a standing position, look yourself over, and realize that you&#039;re completely unharmed. It&#039;s actually a pretty smooth move, once you calm down enough to think about it, and you spend a few minutes practicing some other tumbles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You gain 50 XP&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dance to the Right&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Instinctively you leap to the right. The taxi whizzes by just inches from you, but you&#039;re okay. Off balance, you have to take several long strides before you can re-orient yourself and come to a stop. On the ground in front of you is an abandoned backpack. You pick it up and look inside, hoping to find a name or address to be able to return it, but there aren&#039;t any identifying marks. Figuring it&#039;s just going to disappear if you leave it hear, you take the pack with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You got an item: [[backpack]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;It&#039;s the Only Game in Town&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:taxi-rear.jpg|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
You try to jump over the cab, figuring that&#039;s the cool way for a superhero to handle the situation. Unfortunately your jump isn&#039;t quite powerful enough, and the &amp;quot;Egnaro Cab&amp;quot; sign just barely clips your right foot as it zips underneath. The contact sends you flying, skidding and scraping across rough asphalt, scattered debris, and broken glass.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You figure to pull a move like that off, you&#039;d need some better jumping power. Practice might do it eventually, but if you had some springy boots or something like that, it could help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You lose ??&#039;&#039;&#039;15-18&#039;&#039;&#039;?? HP.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Adventures]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Found in the [[the streets of downtown Twilight]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Noncombat Adventures]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Advanced_medkit&amp;diff=2093</id>
		<title>Advanced medkit</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Advanced_medkit&amp;diff=2093"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T08:35:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Jade: New page: {{underconstruction|comment= need min and max healing amounts}} {{item |descid= |itemid= |name=Advanced medkit |image=Advanced-medkit.gif |desc= As it&amp;#039;s name implies, this thing is both au...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment= need min and max healing amounts}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Advanced medkit&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Advanced-medkit.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= As it&#039;s name implies, this thing is both automated and a medkit. Surprised? No? Well, consider that it&#039;s not a floor wax or a dessert topping. Still not surprised? Well, I just can&#039;t win.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 75}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Locations=&lt;br /&gt;
Found randomly when using a [[Backpack]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=When Used=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You activate the medkit. In an electronic voice it murmurs, &amp;quot;This won&#039;t hurt a bit&amp;quot; before riddling you with painful shots. Most of them numb you, and the last shot provides an amnesiac effect. Ahh, you do feel better. That really didn&#039;t hurt at all! You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;?-32-33&#039;&#039;&#039; HP.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Items]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Also see:[[HP restorers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Jade</name></author>
	</entry>
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