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	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Essence_of_gullibility&amp;diff=8020</id>
		<title>Essence of gullibility</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-11T04:52:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
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|name=essence of gullibitity&lt;br /&gt;
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|desc=This thing can be completely trusted. There would be no sense in trying guile at this stage, now would it? Trust me. &#039;&#039;Yeah, that&#039;s the ticket.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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|weldable=you_wish&lt;br /&gt;
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==Drop Locations==&lt;br /&gt;
Chat&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Yeah, that&#039;s the ticket&amp;quot; was a catch phrase of Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar, played by Jon Lovitz.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Essence of gullibility</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-11T04:51:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
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|desc=This thing can be completely trusted. There would be no sense in trying guile at this stage, now would it? Trust me. &#039;&#039;Yeah, that&#039;s the ticket.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Drop Locations==&lt;br /&gt;
Chat&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
~&amp;quot;Yeah, that&#039;s the ticket&amp;quot; was a catch phrase of Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar, played by Jon Lovitz.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Noise-reducing_headphones&amp;diff=7670</id>
		<title>Talk:Noise-reducing headphones</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-10T06:32:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: From: S.U.I.T. Institute (# 12920) — [reply] — [delete] Date: 2008-03-09 21:27:29        For your amazing contribution to the Search for Underground Intelligent Terrans cause, we would...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;From: S.U.I.T. Institute (# 12920) — [reply] — [delete]&lt;br /&gt;
Date: 2008-03-09 21:27:29&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
      For your amazing contribution to the Search for Underground Intelligent Terrans cause, we would like to award you this token of our utmost esteem. To paraphrase a famous quote, &amp;quot;Few have listened harder to fainter sounds with more dedication than the one we honor tonight.&amp;quot; It&#039;s a shame we haven&#039;t found any of those pesky underground terrans yet, but I&#039;m sure we&#039;ll get there with volunteers of your caliber on our side.&lt;br /&gt;
      Included item: noise-reducing headphones (quantity 1)	&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Mad Hamish|Mad Hamish]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Noise-reducing_headphones&amp;diff=7669</id>
		<title>Noise-reducing headphones</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-10T06:31:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: noise-reducing headphones  Not only do these high-quality headphones provide you excellent audio quality when playing digital audio, but they&amp;#039;re fantastic at blocking out background noise ...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;noise-reducing headphones&lt;br /&gt;
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Not only do these high-quality headphones provide you excellent audio quality when playing digital audio, but they&#039;re fantastic at blocking out background noise and muting even the worst distractions. Like, you know, when your mom calls and starts giving you some &amp;quot;constructive advice.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Accessory&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 6&lt;br /&gt;
Item cannot be traded or sold&lt;br /&gt;
Item cannot be auto-sold&lt;br /&gt;
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+10% sonic damage resistance&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notes ==&lt;br /&gt;
For &amp;quot;amazing contribution&amp;quot; to the S.U.I.T. cause.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Sunglasses&amp;diff=7668</id>
		<title>Talk:Sunglasses</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-10T06:29:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: From: Astral Stock Exchange (# 12922) — [reply] — [delete] Date: 2008-03-09 21:54:44        Congratulations, you&amp;#039;ve done quite well on the Astral Stock Exchange. At this chips level, y...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;From: Astral Stock Exchange (# 12922) — [reply] — [delete]&lt;br /&gt;
Date: 2008-03-09 21:54:44&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
      Congratulations, you&#039;ve done quite well on the Astral Stock Exchange. At this chips level, you automatically earn a free gift! Thanks for setting such a good example on the ASX boards.&lt;br /&gt;
      Included item: sunglasses (quantity 1)	&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Mad Hamish|Mad Hamish]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sunglasses&amp;diff=7667</id>
		<title>Sunglasses</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-10T06:29:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: sunglasses  These are some pretty slick sunglasses. I mean yeah, they&amp;#039;re cheap knockoffs of the fancy brands you see movie stars wearing, but from a distance they&amp;#039;re indistinguishable imit...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;sunglasses&lt;br /&gt;
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These are some pretty slick sunglasses. I mean yeah, they&#039;re cheap knockoffs of the fancy brands you see movie stars wearing, but from a distance they&#039;re indistinguishable imitations. They give you an air of wealth and style that you don&#039;t normally have.&lt;br /&gt;
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Accessory&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 5&lt;br /&gt;
Item cannot be traded or sold&lt;br /&gt;
Item cannot be auto-sold&lt;br /&gt;
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+6% chips&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Free gift for achieving X chips on the Astral Stock Exchange&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Talk:Binoculars</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-10T06:27:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;From: Astral Stock Exchange (# 12922) — [reply] — [delete]&lt;br /&gt;
Date: 2008-03-09 22:02:10&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
      Congratulations! You&#039;ve just won a prize from the ASX monthly drawing. Your high standing automatically entered you into a contest, and you&#039;ve won fourth prize: a snazzy pair of binoculars. Thanks for playing, and remember, keep watching the skis!&lt;br /&gt;
      Included item: binoculars (quantity 1)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Mad Hamish|Mad Hamish]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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		<title>Talk:Binoculars</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-10T06:26:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: From: Astral Stock Exchange (# 12922) — [reply] — [delete] Date: 2008-03-09 22:02:10        Congratulations! You&amp;#039;ve just won a prize from the ASX monthly drawing. Your high standing au...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;From: Astral Stock Exchange (# 12922) — [reply] — [delete]&lt;br /&gt;
Date: 2008-03-09 22:02:10&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
      Congratulations! You&#039;ve just won a prize from the ASX monthly drawing. Your high standing automatically entered you into a contest, and you&#039;ve won fourth prize: a snazzy pair of binoculars. Thanks for playing, and remember, keep watching the skis!&lt;br /&gt;
      Included item: binoculars (quantity 1)[[User:Mad Hamish|Mad Hamish]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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		<title>Binoculars</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-10T06:25:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: binoculars  Did you know that for amateur astronomers the best stargazing instrument isn&amp;#039;t a telescope, it&amp;#039;s a pair of quality binoculars? It&amp;#039;s true. Unfortunately, these are not that pair...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;binoculars&lt;br /&gt;
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Did you know that for amateur astronomers the best stargazing instrument isn&#039;t a telescope, it&#039;s a pair of quality binoculars? It&#039;s true. Unfortunately, these are not that pair of binoculars. They&#039;re good for an extra 10, 20, maybe 30 yards of visibility, but certainly not interstellar viewing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Accessory&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 7&lt;br /&gt;
Item cannot be traded or sold&lt;br /&gt;
Item cannot be auto-sold&lt;br /&gt;
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+10% item drops&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4th prize in the ASX monthly drawing.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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		<title>EMP device</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-08T16:12:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
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|itemid=409&lt;br /&gt;
|name=EMP device&lt;br /&gt;
|image=emp-device.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= Thrice per day this nifty little device can be triggered to emit a pulse of energy that&#039;s near-devastating to most robots. Thankfully it&#039;s directional, or it would also take out your watch and any other electronic gear you&#039;re carrying. Let me tell you, there&#039;s nothing more embarrassing than having your robotic suspenders short circuit in the middle of a fight.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=misc&lt;br /&gt;
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|notrade=yes&lt;br /&gt;
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==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
You point the EMP device at your opponent and push the button. At first it doesn&#039;t look like anything happened, but then sparks start shooting out from under your foe&#039;s skin. Your opponent takes X damage.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How Obtained==&lt;br /&gt;
Reward for turning in [[enerbun globule]]s at the [[Wade-Bot Base]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Transmogrification (user guide)</title>
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		<updated>2008-02-11T19:40:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Transmogrifying. What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Transmogrifying is a process by which one changes [[Classes|class]] in this game. This is done by going to your [[hideout]], and accessing the [[Talismans]] section, switching to your starting Talisman (if necessary) and then selecting the option to change your Talisman into that of another class. This reduces your [[Strength]], [[Intellect]], and [[Reflexes]] back to their starting values, removes all your buffs and returns you to level 1 with 50 experience points. Your inventory and quest progress are unaffected.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Transmogrify?==&lt;br /&gt;
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There are numerous reasons one might wish to Transmogrify. Primary among these is boredom. If you&#039;re not sufficiently entertained by your current class, a change of pace might be just what you need to reignite your interest in the game. However, if entertainment just isn&#039;t your thing, transmogrifying can also get you on the leaderboards (we&#039;ll get more into these details later) or just give you more turns each day to play. There are even rumors that a healthy amount of transmogrification may lead to the acquisition of certain [[Merit Badges]] that are otherwise unobtainable.&lt;br /&gt;
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==But it&#039;s taken me so long to build up my character!==&lt;br /&gt;
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You&#039;re in luck. This guide, is intended to give you the tools you need to level up at a rate higher than you thought possible! If you follow these rules, you should have no trouble with both reaping the benefits of transmogrification while feeling powerful and capable, even at low levels.&lt;br /&gt;
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==What to do and how to do it==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Use Good Equipment===&lt;br /&gt;
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When you were first playing through, your equipment was mostly limited to what you could find as you were adventuring. Transmogrifying, you&#039;re not held to such restrictions. With that in mind, before you attempt your first transmogrification, you should try and acquire equipment that is good at low levels. My level 1 outfit usually looks like this:&lt;br /&gt;
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Helmet: football helmet&lt;br /&gt;
Main Hand: hedge slammer&lt;br /&gt;
Shirt: leather jacket&lt;br /&gt;
Gloves: Roderick&#039;s Gloves&lt;br /&gt;
Pants: leather pants&lt;br /&gt;
Boots: Roderick&#039;s Boots&lt;br /&gt;
Off hand: Aegis Flux Incapacitor&lt;br /&gt;
Accessory: silver star&lt;br /&gt;
Accessory: silver star&lt;br /&gt;
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That&#039;s a lot of donation items, I know. They&#039;re not necessary, but they help. Notice though, that I wear a football helmet instead of a biker&#039;s helm, leather pants instead of denim pants, and a hedge slammer instead of a badly bent knife. They may all be weak, compared to your high level equipment, but the difference of a few power points will really make survival easier. Also, higher level Talismans can be a huge help, and if you switch into them at level 1 will only cost 5 xp to equip. I like my Thunder in a Bottle for the Elemental and Psion classes, and the Paradox Naught for Naturalist and Gadgeteer classes.&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Equipment_Summary_Tables|Equipment Summary Tables]] are indispensable tools for finding equipment that&#039;s ideal for each stage of your run.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===Use Good Buffs===&lt;br /&gt;
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Getting your friends and fellow citizens of twilight to aid you with buffs can make a huge difference in how powerful you are. Now, they&#039;re not necessary unless you want to go as fast as possible, but they do help. Since I am interested in going as fast as possible, I usually don&#039;t take any turns until I have at least these buffs:&lt;br /&gt;
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- Wind Warrior (Psion)&lt;br /&gt;
- Air Shield (Elemental)&lt;br /&gt;
- Fire Shield (Elemental)&lt;br /&gt;
- Ant&#039;s Strength (Naturalist)&lt;br /&gt;
- Spines of The Echidna (Naturalist)&lt;br /&gt;
- Summon Water Buffalo (Naturalist)&lt;br /&gt;
- Armadillo Armor (Naturalist)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other buffs can be nice too, especially Snout of the Swine (Naturalist) and Metal Detector (Gadgeteer), but the first list are all the ones that will allow you to fulfill rule 3:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===Fight Tough Dudes===&lt;br /&gt;
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This is the most important part, but the hardest to explain in exact terms, as you&#039;ll need to determine for yourself how tough of an opponent you can handle. However, this is what all your preparation with equipment and buffs was for. Compare Cannonball Tavern&#039;s experience gains with those of Bayside. Both can be patrolled at level one relatively easily, with proper preparation, but the Bayside will give 3 times the experience that the drunks at Cannonball Tavern. And unlike your first time through, you can get to all these places (except the Pit) immediately. You could adventure in the cube at level 1 if you were so inclined.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==So how do I fight such tough dudes? I can&#039;t even hit them!==&lt;br /&gt;
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Remember that list of buffs I gave you? Well, Wind Warrior and Summon Water Buffalo can fight a lot better than you can at low levels, and Fire Shield and Spines of the Echidna (and sometimes the Paradox Naught) do damage to your opponents every time they hit you. That can be enough damage to kill any opponent so long as you can stay alive long enough for them to do the job. That&#039;s where the Armadillo Armor and Air Shield come in, to reduce the damage you take, and where Ant&#039;s Strength comes is, to increase your maximum HP. Particularly helpful for this strategy is the Aegis Flux Incapacitator, which reduces the damage you take, adds to the damage your opponent receives when he hits you and adds 20 to your base hp. With 2 silver stars, you get another 40 hp, which can have you sitting at 90+ HP at level 1. That&#039;s a lot for an opponent to take down when it hurts so bad to attack you. And it only gets easier as you gain levels, and get more HP and more damage resistance from better armor (and if you throw a crooked speedo on at level 2, more damage).&lt;br /&gt;
This isn&#039;t easy, it isn&#039;t cheap, you&#039;ll spend a lot on healing, but you&#039;ll gain many more levels a day than if you fought enemies who didn&#039;t hurt you. This makes classes with healing abilities at low levels, the Gadgeteer and Psion, much cheaper to run a day&#039;s play than the non-healing classes. Spellcasters (Psion and Elemental) get even cheaper, since they can start dealing out damage on their own relatively early on; for them, the pandimensional scepter (equipable at level 3) is indispensable, as it both reduces the cost of attacking spells and increases their damage.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==How does this help me get on leaderboards?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Adrenaline Rushes. &lt;br /&gt;
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Every time you gain a level you get +60 minutes added to your bedtime. If you drink Brays and Pepperjuice, just by levelling from level 1 to 7 (a relatively trivial task) you can actually play until 7am every day, and have 15 turns extra to bank and take with you to the next day. If you really really try to get every bit of experience you can manage you may be able to get as far as level 10 in one day. What this means, is come Frayday, you will have a backlog of adventures to start your day, in addition to what you earn from adrenaline rushes. This can be a an absolutely huge amount of turns. With the SUIT and ASX boards, turns equal SUIT points and ASX chips, so if you&#039;re maximizing your turns you&#039;re maximizing your leaderboard potential. That is how I went from not on the leaderboards to the top within a week. Even now, it would not take an an inordinate effort to get on these boards, as very few players use the transmogrification ray for extra turns.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Mad Hamish|Mad Hamish (#1877)]]&lt;br /&gt;
I think that covers just about everything. I tried to keep it coherent, but there&#039;s a lot of stuff that I had to cover, so I may have left something out. Feel free to ask any questions and I&#039;ll do my best to answer them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Guides]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Transmogrification_(user_guide)&amp;diff=5048</id>
		<title>Transmogrification (user guide)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Transmogrification_(user_guide)&amp;diff=5048"/>
		<updated>2008-02-11T19:17:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Transmogrifying. What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Transmogrifying is a process by which one changes [[Classes|class]] in this game. This is done by going to your [[hideout]], and accessing the [[Talismans]] section, switching to your starting Talisman (if necessary) and then selecting the option to change your Talisman into that of another class. This reduces your [[Strength]], [[Intellect]], and [[Reflexes]] back to their starting values, removes all your buffs and returns you to level 1 with 50 experience points. Your inventory and quest progress are unaffected.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Why Transmogrify?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are numerous reasons one might wish to Transmogrify. Primary among these is boredom. If you&#039;re not sufficiently entertained by your current class, a change of pace might be just what you need to reignite your interest in the game. However, if entertainment just isn&#039;t your thing, transmogrifying can also get you on the leaderboards (we&#039;ll get more into these details later) or just give you more turns each day to play. There are even rumors that a healthy amount of transmogrification may lead to the acquisition of certain [[Merit Badges]] that are otherwise unobtainable.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==But it&#039;s taken me so long to build up my character!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You&#039;re in luck. This guide, is intended to give you the tools you need to level up at a rate higher than you thought possible! If you follow these rules, you should have no trouble with both reaping the benefits of transmogrification while feeling powerful and capable, even at low levels.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==What to do and how to do it==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Use Good Equipment===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you were first playing through, your equipment was mostly limited to what you could find as you were adventuring. Transmogrifying, you&#039;re not held to such restrictions. With that in mind, before you attempt your first transmogrification, you should try and acquire equipment that is good at low levels. My level 1 outfit usually looks like this:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Helmet: football helmet&lt;br /&gt;
Main Hand: hedge slammer&lt;br /&gt;
Shirt: leather jacket&lt;br /&gt;
Gloves: Roderick&#039;s Gloves&lt;br /&gt;
Pants: leather pants&lt;br /&gt;
Boots: Roderick&#039;s Boots&lt;br /&gt;
Off hand: Aegis Flux Incapacitor&lt;br /&gt;
Accessory: silver star&lt;br /&gt;
Accessory: silver star&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That&#039;s a lot of donation items, I know. They&#039;re not necessary, but they help. Notice though, that I wear a football helmet instead of a biker&#039;s helm, leather pants instead of denim pants, and a hedge slammer instead of a badly bent knife. They may all be weak, compared to your high level equipment, but the difference of a few power points will really make survival easier. Also, higher level Talismans can be a huge help, and if you switch into them at level 1 will only cost 5 xp to equip. I like my Thunder in a Bottle for the Elemental and Psion classes, and the Paradox Naught for Naturalist and Gadgeteer classes.&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Category:Equipment Summary Tables]] are indispensable tools for finding equipment that&#039;s ideal for each stage of your run.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===Use Good Buffs===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Getting your friends and fellow citizens of twilight to aid you with buffs can make a huge difference in how powerful you are. Now, they&#039;re not necessary unless you want to go as fast as possible, but they do help. Since I am interested in going as fast as possible, I usually don&#039;t take any turns until I have at least these buffs:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Wind Warrior (Psion)&lt;br /&gt;
- Air Shield (Elemental)&lt;br /&gt;
- Fire Shield (Elemental)&lt;br /&gt;
- Ant&#039;s Strength (Naturalist)&lt;br /&gt;
- Spines of The Echidna (Naturalist)&lt;br /&gt;
- Summon Water Buffalo (Naturalist)&lt;br /&gt;
- Armadillo Armor (Naturalist)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other buffs can be nice too, especially Snout of the Swine (Naturalist) and Metal Detector (Gadgeteer), but the first list are all the ones that will allow you to fulfill rule 3:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===Fight Tough Dudes===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the most important part, but the hardest to explain in exact terms, as you&#039;ll need to determine for yourself how tough of an opponent you can handle. However, this is what all your preparation with equipment and buffs was for. Compare Cannonball Tavern&#039;s experience gains with those of Bayside. Both can be patrolled at level one relatively easily, with proper preparation, but the Bayside will give 3 times the experience that the drunks at Cannonball Tavern. And unlike your first time through, you can get to all these places (except the Pit) immediately. You could adventure in the cube at level 1 if you were so inclined.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==So how do I fight such tough dudes? I can&#039;t even hit them!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Remember that list of buffs I gave you? Well, Wind Warrior and Summon Water Buffalo can fight a lot better than you can at low levels, and Fire Shield and Spines of the Echidna (and sometimes the Paradox Naught) do damage to your opponents every time they hit you. That can be enough damage to kill any opponent so long as you can stay alive long enough for them to do the job. That&#039;s where the Armadillo Armor and Air Shield come in, to reduce the damage you take, and where Ant&#039;s Strength comes is, to increase your maximum HP. Particularly helpful for this strategy is the Aegis Flux Incapacitator, which reduces the damage you take, adds to the damage your opponent receives when he hits you and adds 20 to your base hp. With 2 silver stars, you get another 40 hp, which can have you sitting at 90+ HP at level 1. That&#039;s a lot for an opponent to take down when it hurts so bad to attack you. And it only gets easier as you gain levels, and get more HP and more damage resistance from better armor (and if you throw a crooked speedo on at level 2, more damage).&lt;br /&gt;
This isn&#039;t easy, it isn&#039;t cheap, you&#039;ll spend a lot on healing, but you&#039;ll gain many more levels a day than if you fought enemies who didn&#039;t hurt you. This makes classes with healing abilities at low levels, the Gadgeteer and Psion, much cheaper to run a day&#039;s play than the non-healing classes. Spellcasters (Psion and Elemental) get even cheaper, since they can start dealing out damage on their own relatively early on; for them, the pandimensional scepter (equipable at level 3) is indispensable, as it both reduces the cost of attacking spells and increases their damage.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==How does this help me get on leaderboards?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adrenaline Rushes. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Every time you gain a level you get +60 minutes added to your bedtime. If you drink Brays and Pepperjuice, just by levelling from level 1 to 7 (a relatively trivial task) you can actually play until 7am every day, and have 15 turns extra to bank and take with you to the next day. If you really really try to get every bit of experience you can manage you may be able to get as far as level 10 in one day. What this means, is come Frayday, you will have a backlog of adventures to start your day, in addition to what you earn from adrenaline rushes. This can be a an absolutely huge amount of turns. With the SUIT and ASX boards, turns equal SUIT points and ASX chips, so if you&#039;re maximizing your turns you&#039;re maximizing your leaderboard potential. That is how I went from not on the leaderboards to the top within a week. Even now, it would not take an an inordinate effort to get on these boards, as very few players use the transmogrification ray for extra turns.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Mad Hamish|Mad Hamish (#1877)]]&lt;br /&gt;
I think that covers just about everything. I tried to keep it coherent, but there&#039;s a lot of stuff that I had to cover, so I may have left something out. Feel free to ask any questions and I&#039;ll do my best to answer them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Guides]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Heroic_Recycler&amp;diff=4799</id>
		<title>Heroic Recycler</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Heroic_Recycler&amp;diff=4799"/>
		<updated>2008-02-07T17:50:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Merit_Badge&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=?&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|reqs=Believed to be for transmogrifying 20 times.}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Toasty_Heart&amp;diff=4565</id>
		<title>Toasty Heart</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Toasty_Heart&amp;diff=4565"/>
		<updated>2008-02-01T20:56:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It&#039;s kind of like heartburn without the pain,&lt;br /&gt;
or being drunk without the alcohol and loss of control. No, really, it&#039;s a good&lt;br /&gt;
thing that you&#039;re feeling.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Toasty_Heart&amp;diff=4564</id>
		<title>Toasty Heart</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Toasty_Heart&amp;diff=4564"/>
		<updated>2008-02-01T20:55:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page:  You feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It&amp;#039;s kind of like heartburn without the pain, or being drunk without the alcohol and loss of control. No, really, it&amp;#039;s a good thing that you&amp;#039;re feeling...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt; You feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It&#039;s kind of like heartburn without the pain, or being drunk without the alcohol and loss of control. No, really, it&#039;s a good thing that you&#039;re feeling.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Mad_Hamish&amp;diff=4095</id>
		<title>User:Mad Hamish</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Mad_Hamish&amp;diff=4095"/>
		<updated>2008-01-22T18:48:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Mad Hamish (#1877)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Former Level 50 Elemental Supervillain - Transmogrified January 19th, 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now addicted to those sweet life changing rays.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PFE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Silly Hero Multis:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ioz - Naturalist Hero&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wang Edison - Gadgeteer Hero&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nitrodamus - Psion Hero&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Tremors_Are_My_Friend&amp;diff=4092</id>
		<title>Tremors Are My Friend</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Tremors_Are_My_Friend&amp;diff=4092"/>
		<updated>2008-01-22T17:11:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: We don&amp;#039;t need to be pointed at the profile of someone who has this badge. I have it too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Merit_Badge&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=Wow. Apparently you&#039;re completely obsessed by all kinds of underground bumps, thumps, and other noises. You&#039;ve demonstrated that no subterranean shake, rattle, or hum is too small for you to devote hours to analyzing it.&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Seismic-raspberry.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|reqs=500 S.U.I.T. points.}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shirts_Summary_Table&amp;diff=3874</id>
		<title>Shirts Summary Table</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shirts_Summary_Table&amp;diff=3874"/>
		<updated>2008-01-20T20:48:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| cellpadding=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align:center&amp;quot; class=&amp;quot;sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|- style=&amp;quot;background-color:#EFEFEF&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! &#039;&#039;&#039;Item&#039;&#039;&#039; !! &#039;&#039;&#039;Power&#039;&#039;&#039; !! &#039;&#039;&#039;Level Required&#039;&#039;&#039; !! &#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell Value&#039;&#039;&#039; !! class=&amp;quot;unsortable&amp;quot;|&#039;&#039;&#039;Notes&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Bodice]] || 44 || 7 || 110 || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Decorated jerkin]] || 42 || 7 || 130 || +5 Strength&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Denim jacket]] || 5 || 1 || 5 || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[harness]] || 30 || 5 || 65 || +2% item drops&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Hooded cloak]] || 25 || 4 || 50 || +10% Ice Resistance &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Lab coat]] || 33 || 8 || 160 || +5% Intellect&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;+2 XP per combat &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Leather jacket]] || 10 || 1 || 10 || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Plasteel shirt]] || 55 || 10 || 175 || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Reinforced shirt]] || 18 || 2 || 35 || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Smudged sweater]] || 22 || 3 || 40 || +5 defence&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Tropical fleece]] || 60 || 11 || 200 || +5 ice damage&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;+5% fire resistance&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Xentrium breastplate]] || 50 || 9 || 150 || -10 seconds to the duration of each turn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Shirts|*]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Equipment Summary Tables]]&lt;br /&gt;
Back to [[:Category:Shirts|Shirts]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Back to [[:Category:Equipment|Equipment]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Mad_Hamish&amp;diff=3827</id>
		<title>User:Mad Hamish</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Mad_Hamish&amp;diff=3827"/>
		<updated>2008-01-19T19:29:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Mad Hamish (#1877)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Former Level 50 Elemental Supervillain - Transmogrified January 19th, 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Level 4 Naturalist Hero&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PFE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Silly Hero Multis:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ioz - Naturalist Hero&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wang Edison - Gadgeteer Hero&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nitrodamus - Psion Hero&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Mad_Hamish&amp;diff=3826</id>
		<title>User:Mad Hamish</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Mad_Hamish&amp;diff=3826"/>
		<updated>2008-01-19T19:04:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Mad Hamish (#1877)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Former Level 50 Elemental Supervillain&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Level 4 Naturalist Hero&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PFE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Silly Hero Multis:&lt;br /&gt;
ioz - Naturalist Hero&lt;br /&gt;
Wang Edison - Gadgeteer Hero&lt;br /&gt;
Nitrodamus - Psion Hero&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Harness&amp;diff=3675</id>
		<title>Harness</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Harness&amp;diff=3675"/>
		<updated>2008-01-14T18:43:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=8469597&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=345&lt;br /&gt;
|name=harness&lt;br /&gt;
|image=harness.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Shirts&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Power: 30&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 5&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 65&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+2% item drops&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
Made by combining two [[trylon strap]]s&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Mad_Hamish&amp;diff=3585</id>
		<title>User:Mad Hamish</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Mad_Hamish&amp;diff=3585"/>
		<updated>2008-01-12T03:36:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: Blue names rock.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Mad Hamish (#1877) - Level 50 Elemental Supervillain&lt;br /&gt;
PFE&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Silly Hero Multis:&lt;br /&gt;
ioz - Naturalist Hero&lt;br /&gt;
Wang Edison - Gadgeteer Hero&lt;br /&gt;
Nitrodamus - Psion Hero&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Two_Bits_Times_Two&amp;diff=3584</id>
		<title>Talk:Two Bits Times Two</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Two_Bits_Times_Two&amp;diff=3584"/>
		<updated>2008-01-12T03:33:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;could this have something to do with software since the badge has a disc on it? Also perhaps you need the unimplemented control software for it?--[[User:Gotmilk|Gotmilk]] 20:30, 11 January 2008 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
No. I have it and don&#039;t have the control software. I am however, level 50. Two Bits is 25 cents. 25x2=50. [[User:Mad Hamish|Mad Hamish]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Two_Bits_Times_Two&amp;diff=3578</id>
		<title>Two Bits Times Two</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Two_Bits_Times_Two&amp;diff=3578"/>
		<updated>2008-01-12T02:08:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: We don&amp;#039;t need to be pointed at the profile of someone who has this badge. I have it too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Merit_Badge&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|image=golden-oldie.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|reqs=Theorized that you must be level 50, but requires more spading.}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Caffeine_pill&amp;diff=2436</id>
		<title>Caffeine pill</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Caffeine_pill&amp;diff=2436"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T17:56:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=2654499&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=244&lt;br /&gt;
|name=caffeine pill&lt;br /&gt;
|image=caffeine-pill.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=The caffeine pill is designed for those who see no point in eating a steak when they can just down a little protein powder, pass on fruit to pop a couple of vitamins, or waste their time breathing when they can just suck up some oxygen intravenously.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What, air bubbles in the bloodstream are a &#039;&#039;bad&#039;&#039; thing? Since when?&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 30&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=When Used:=&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:clock-white.gif|left]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Bedtime: +25 minutes&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Notes=&lt;br /&gt;
[[Caffeine|Caffeination]] level of 2.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Location=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Caffeine_pill&amp;diff=2435</id>
		<title>Caffeine pill</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Caffeine_pill&amp;diff=2435"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T17:51:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=2654499&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=244&lt;br /&gt;
|name=caffeine pill&lt;br /&gt;
|image=caffeine-pill.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=The caffeine pill is designed for those who see no point in eating a steak when they can just down a little protein powder, pass on fruit to pop a couple of vitamins, or waste their time breathing when they can just suck up some oxygen intravenously.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What, air bubbles in the bloodstream are a &#039;&#039;bad&#039;&#039; thing? Since when?&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 30&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--Notes&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:clock-white.gif|left]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Bedtime: +25 minutes&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
2 caffeine&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Location=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rooftops_of_downtown&amp;diff=2432</id>
		<title>Rooftops of downtown</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Rooftops_of_downtown&amp;diff=2432"/>
		<updated>2007-12-24T17:37:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Combat Adventures==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{combat&lt;br /&gt;
|name=crazy scientician&lt;br /&gt;
|image=crazy-scientician.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
|items=[[de-enervation juice]],  [[embiggening tonic]], [[lab coat]]&lt;br /&gt;
|chips=96-128&lt;br /&gt;
|level=?&lt;br /&gt;
|exp=105&lt;br /&gt;
|hp=?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{combat&lt;br /&gt;
|name=brutish man&lt;br /&gt;
|image=muscular.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|items=[[tattered shorts]], [[lamp post]], [[raccoon mask]], [[amulet of corruption]]&lt;br /&gt;
|chips=90-120&lt;br /&gt;
|level=?&lt;br /&gt;
|exp=103&lt;br /&gt;
|hp=?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{combat&lt;br /&gt;
|name=armored warrior&lt;br /&gt;
|image=armored-warrior.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|items=[[needler]], [[xentrium breastplate]], [[trylon tights]]&lt;br /&gt;
|chips=76-98&lt;br /&gt;
|level=?&lt;br /&gt;
|exp=95&lt;br /&gt;
|hp=?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{combat&lt;br /&gt;
|name=shadowy figure&lt;br /&gt;
|image=shadowy-figure.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|items=[[sneakiers]], [[black hood]], [[black gloves]]&lt;br /&gt;
|chips=70-100&lt;br /&gt;
|level=?&lt;br /&gt;
|exp=90&lt;br /&gt;
|hp=?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Non-Combat Adventures==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{noncombat&lt;br /&gt;
|name=The Only Way to Win Is Not to Play&lt;br /&gt;
|image=roof-silhouette.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|items=None&lt;br /&gt;
|chips=None&lt;br /&gt;
|exp=96-105}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{noncombat&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Not to Choose Is Not a Choice&lt;br /&gt;
|image=roof-silhouette.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|items=None&lt;br /&gt;
|chips=None&lt;br /&gt;
|exp=varied based on class}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Locations]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talismans_(manual)&amp;diff=2063</id>
		<title>Talismans (manual)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talismans_(manual)&amp;diff=2063"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:49:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Game Manual}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Headband.gif|right|frame|Intellectual Headband]]&lt;br /&gt;
Talismans are very special items: they&#039;re the source of your hero&#039;s power. All heroes start the game with one talisman and must always have one (and only one) on them at all times. There are others that can be found or earned and your hero will have the option to pick which they want to use. Besides letting your character be a super hero, each talisman always has at least one benefit and one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:shark-necklace.gif|left|frame|Shark&#039;s Tooth Necklace]]&lt;br /&gt;
weakness. Powerful talismans may have several of each. Which you choose is up to you, and you can switch them at any time, but the switch comes with a terrible price: part of your experience is locked up inside the talisman you wear, and switching to another drains your hero of 10% of his or her experience points. (The hero does not lose any skills or levels, but must regain the XP before being able to advance any further.)&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:wrench.gif|right|frame|Swedish Navy Wrench]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=When in Hideout=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Talisman Tabernacle and Transmogrifier&lt;br /&gt;
Talisman Tabernacle&lt;br /&gt;
This little nook is where you store your talismans.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your current talisman is: (Current Talisman)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You have no other talismans and thus cannot switch them (OR) You have X Talisman(s).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Talisman Transmogrifier:&lt;br /&gt;
This is an insidious little device that you put together one evening when you&#039;d had too much caffeine and couldn&#039;t think of anything else to do. From the outside it looks a bit like a cardboard box with a few wires and knobs coming out of it, and one really large &amp;quot;Transmogrify&amp;quot; button.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To be honest, the [[transmogrifier]] kind of scares you. Your notes suggest that anything put inside the box will be bombarded with some kind of horrible ray unknown to most scientists. You&#039;ve tested it on a few mundane objects, and they&#039;ve basically disintegrated. In theory if you put some sort of super-powerful object inside, such as, say, a talisman it might survive the ordeal but come out drastically altered. Unfortunately there&#039;s also no telling what might happen to the person who was fundamentally tied to the talisman at the time. There&#039;s a very good chance that you could lose most or even all of your powers and end up starting over from scratch -- barely more powerful than the average mortal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the other hand, change is fun, and it might let you see things from a different perspective.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your current talisman is: (Current Talisman)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You can transmogrify this talisman into: (X Talisman)&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Transmogrify it&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=List of Talismans=&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Elemental]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Ember in a Bottle]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Thunder in a Bottle]]&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Gadgeteer]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Lug-Nut Keychain]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Swedish Navy Wrench]]&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Naturalist]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Shark&#039;s Tooth Necklace]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Astral Monkey&#039;s Paw Necklace]]&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Psion]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Intellectual Headband]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Orb of Insight]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Abaddon Charm]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[amulet of corruption]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Paradox Naught]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Ebon Eye of the Deep]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Part of your [[Hideout]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Guides]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Corrupt_amulet&amp;diff=2062</id>
		<title>Corrupt amulet</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Corrupt_amulet&amp;diff=2062"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:48:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: amulet of corruption  There&amp;#039;s something badly wrong with this amulet. It radiates power like a talisman, but it&amp;#039;s a dark and twisted energy. Sort of like if licorice were turned into a tal...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;amulet of corruption&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There&#039;s something badly wrong with this amulet. It radiates power like a talisman, but it&#039;s a dark and twisted energy. Sort of like if licorice were turned into a talisman--dark and twisted. You could use it, but it could be really bad for you. Again, kind of like black licorice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Talisman&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 1000&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+50% Strength&lt;br /&gt;
+50% Intellect&lt;br /&gt;
+50% Reflexes&lt;br /&gt;
-50% XP per combat&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Caffeine_pill&amp;diff=2061</id>
		<title>Caffeine pill</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Caffeine_pill&amp;diff=2061"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:41:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=2654499&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=244&lt;br /&gt;
|name=caffeine pill&lt;br /&gt;
|image=caffeine-pill.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=The caffeine pill is designed for those who see no point in eating a steak when they can just down a little protein powder, pass on fruit to pop a couple of vitamins, or waste their time breathing when they can just suck up some oxygen intravenously.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What, air bubbles in the bloodstream are a &#039;&#039;bad&#039;&#039; thing? Since when?&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 30&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+25 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
2 caffeine&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Location=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Caffeine_pill&amp;diff=2060</id>
		<title>Caffeine pill</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Caffeine_pill&amp;diff=2060"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:41:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=needs drop location}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=2654499&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=244&lt;br /&gt;
|name=caffeine pill&lt;br /&gt;
|image=caffeine-pill.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=The caffeine pill is designed for those who see no point in eating a steak when they can just down a little protein powder, pass on fruit to pop a couple of vitamins, or waste their time breathing when they can just suck up some oxygen intravenously.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What, air bubbles in the bloodstream are a &#039;&#039;bad&#039;&#039; thing? Since when?&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 30&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Location=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lab_coat&amp;diff=2059</id>
		<title>Lab coat</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lab_coat&amp;diff=2059"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:39:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: lab coat  Since only the smartest (or craziest) of scientists wear these things, it only follows that if you&amp;#039;re wearing one of these things, you&amp;#039;re going to be among the smartest (or crazi...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;lab coat&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since only the smartest (or craziest) of scientists wear these things, it only follows that if you&#039;re wearing one of these things, you&#039;re going to be among the smartest (or craziest) of heroes. (I could tell you which, but it&#039;d ruin the surprise.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 33&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 8&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 160&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+5% Intellect&lt;br /&gt;
+2 XP per combat&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drop Location&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggening_tonic&amp;diff=2058</id>
		<title>Embiggening tonic</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Embiggening_tonic&amp;diff=2058"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:38:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: embiggening tonic  In case you ever end up de-bigulated, this stuff can serve as your re-bigulator. No matter how absurd it sounds, it&amp;#039;s a perfectly cromulent concept. Now what if you have...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;embiggening tonic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In case you ever end up de-bigulated, this stuff can serve as your re-bigulator. No matter how absurd it sounds, it&#039;s a perfectly cromulent concept. Now what if you haven&#039;t been de-bigulated in the first place? Your guess is as good as mine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 136&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&lt;br /&gt;
Combat Usable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drop Location&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Black_gloves&amp;diff=2057</id>
		<title>Black gloves</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Black_gloves&amp;diff=2057"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:35:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: black gloves  These sporting gloves have an exceptionally good grip while still providing superb motor control. If you really want to, you can also use the gloves to slap someone who&amp;#039;s doi...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;black gloves&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These sporting gloves have an exceptionally good grip while still providing superb motor control. If you really want to, you can also use the gloves to slap someone who&#039;s doing something you can&#039;t put up with. Er, doing something which you will up with put.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gloves&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 9&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 8&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 128&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Increased chance of critical hits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drop Location&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lamp_post&amp;diff=2056</id>
		<title>Lamp post</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lamp_post&amp;diff=2056"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:33:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: lamp post  This used to be most of a streetlight, but it&amp;#039;s been &amp;quot;converted&amp;quot; into a bashing weapon, presumably by ripping it out of the ground and starting to bash things with it.  Melee we...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;lamp post&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This used to be most of a streetlight, but it&#039;s been &amp;quot;converted&amp;quot; into a bashing weapon, presumably by ripping it out of the ground and starting to bash things with it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Melee weapon&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 98&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 8&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 145&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+10 Melee damage&lt;br /&gt;
-8 to hit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drop Location&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sneakiers&amp;diff=2055</id>
		<title>Sneakiers</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sneakiers&amp;diff=2055"/>
		<updated>2007-12-23T04:32:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;sneakiers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These black sneakers go above and beyond regular &amp;quot;sneaky&amp;quot; levels and deep into the realm of the really, really sneaky. They say in space no-one can hear you scream, but with these shoes no-one can hear you walk, either. If you were, like, on a spaceship or something where they could actually hear you walk in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Boots&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 9&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 8&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 120&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Increased chance of noncombat adventures (to be implemented soon).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Drop Location&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sneakiers&amp;diff=2054</id>
		<title>Sneakiers</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-23T04:32:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page:  sneakiers  These black sneakers go above and beyond regular &amp;quot;sneaky&amp;quot; levels and deep into the realm of the really, really sneaky. They say in space no-one can hear you scream, but with th...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
sneakiers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These black sneakers go above and beyond regular &amp;quot;sneaky&amp;quot; levels and deep into the realm of the really, really sneaky. They say in space no-one can hear you scream, but with these shoes no-one can hear you walk, either. If you were, like, on a spaceship or something where they could actually hear you walk in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Boots&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 9&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 8&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 120&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Increased chance of noncombat adventures (to be implemented soon).&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Xentrium_breastplate&amp;diff=2050</id>
		<title>Xentrium breastplate</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-23T04:30:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=needs drop location}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=xentrium breastplate&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Xentrium-breastplate.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=This metal breastplate has been fashioned from a metal alloy with strange properties. No, not strange properties like Pork Place and Ventnor Railroad, I mean that it seems to do funny things with time. &lt;br /&gt;
|type=Shirts&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Power: 50 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 9&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 150&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-10 seconds to the duration of each turn&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
=Drop Location=&lt;br /&gt;
[[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Needler&amp;diff=2049</id>
		<title>Needler</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-23T04:27:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: needler  This gun sprays out small pieces of metal shrapnel at near sonic velocities. You can think of it as the genteel person&amp;#039;s shotgun. All of the effect, none of the BOOM!  Ranged weap...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;needler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This gun sprays out small pieces of metal shrapnel at near sonic velocities. You can think of it as the genteel person&#039;s shotgun. All of the effect, none of the BOOM!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ranged weapon&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 100&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 9&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 150&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+10% to hit&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Trylon_tights&amp;diff=2044</id>
		<title>Trylon tights</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-23T04:24:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;trylon tights&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Made of a synthetic microfiber, these high-tech pants are tough, flexible, and manage to maintain a comfortable temperature in most climates. You&#039;ve seen ads on TV declaring, &amp;quot;Strong enough for a hero, but designed for us regular folks.&amp;quot; You don&#039;t care, though, you can wear them anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pants&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 47&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 8&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 140&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+5% fire resistance&lt;br /&gt;
+5% ice resistance&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
found in [[rooftops of downtown]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Trylon_tights&amp;diff=2043</id>
		<title>Trylon tights</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-23T04:23:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: trylon tights  Made of a synthetic microfiber, these high-tech pants are tough, flexible, and manage to maintain a comfortable temperature in most climates. You&amp;#039;ve seen ads on TV declaring...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;trylon tights&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Made of a synthetic microfiber, these high-tech pants are tough, flexible, and manage to maintain a comfortable temperature in most climates. You&#039;ve seen ads on TV declaring, &amp;quot;Strong enough for a hero, but designed for us regular folks.&amp;quot; You don&#039;t care, though, you can wear them anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pants&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 47&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 8&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 140&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+5% fire resistance&lt;br /&gt;
+5% ice resistance&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=De-enervation_juice&amp;diff=2042</id>
		<title>De-enervation juice</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-23T04:19:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: de-enervation juice  This stoppered bottle contains a slightly irridescent liquid inside. A hand-made label (you know, like from one of those label makers you get as a child where you type...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;de-enervation juice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This stoppered bottle contains a slightly irridescent liquid inside. A hand-made label (you know, like from one of those label makers you get as a child where you type in &amp;quot;label maker&amp;quot; and stick it on the side, and that&#039;s the last you ever use it?) says, &amp;quot;De-enervation Juice.&amp;quot; That seems like a funny way to put it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 130&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--When Used&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You down the vial of slightly irridescent liquid. It tastes a bit like peppermint. Or mouthwash. It stings a little going down. You gain 38 PP.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Zion%27s_helm&amp;diff=661</id>
		<title>Zion&#039;s helm</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-08T20:52:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: Zion&amp;#039;s helm  This is the ancient helmet taken from an ancient being of a more ancient race. Just wearing it makes you more aware of its rich history. Plus it&amp;#039;s cool to own something a thou...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Zion&#039;s helm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the ancient helmet taken from an ancient being of a more ancient race. Just wearing it makes you more aware of its rich history. Plus it&#039;s cool to own something a thousand times older than you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Helmet&lt;br /&gt;
Power: 32&lt;br /&gt;
Level Required: 5&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value: 68&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+2 XP per combat&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Flashlight&amp;diff=660</id>
		<title>Flashlight</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-08T19:27:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flashlight&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don&#039;t you hate it when you ask, &amp;quot;Hey, buddy, can you give me a light?&amp;quot; and someone hands you a can of watered-down American macrobrew swill? Don&#039;t you usually respond in your most sluggish fake TV commercial voice with, &amp;quot;No, I meant a flash light&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, if someone gave you one of these instead, then you&#039;d be a lot happier.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Offhand Item&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value:&#039;&#039;&#039; 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+5% item drops&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Flashlight&amp;diff=659</id>
		<title>Flashlight</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-08T19:26:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flashlight&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don&#039;t you hate it when you ask, &amp;quot;Hey, buddy, can you give me a light?&amp;quot; and someone hands you a can of watered-down American macrobrew swill? Don&#039;t you usually respond in your most sluggish fake TV commercial voice with, &amp;quot;No, I meant a flash light&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, if someone gave you one of these instead, then you&#039;d be a lot happier.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Offhand Item&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autosell value:&#039;&#039;&#039; 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+5% item drops&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Flashlight&amp;diff=658</id>
		<title>Flashlight</title>
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		<updated>2007-12-08T19:26:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mad Hamish: New page: &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;flashlight&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;  Don&amp;#039;t you hate it when you ask, &amp;quot;Hey, buddy, can you give me a light?&amp;quot; and someone hands you a can of watered-down American macrobrew swill? Don&amp;#039;t you usually respond in ...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flashlight&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don&#039;t you hate it when you ask, &amp;quot;Hey, buddy, can you give me a light?&amp;quot; and someone hands you a can of watered-down American macrobrew swill? Don&#039;t you usually respond in your most sluggish fake TV commercial voice with, &amp;quot;No, I meant a flash light&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, if someone gave you one of these instead, then you&#039;d be a lot happier.&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Offhand Item&lt;br /&gt;
Autosell value:&#039;&#039;&#039; 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+5% item drops&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mad Hamish</name></author>
	</entry>
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