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Talk:Crash Brothers

2011-09-25T03:42:36Z

Malk-a-mite: Created page with "Off to the Races! Finally able to make it far enough into camp, you peek around a building and notice that massive jerk, Smash Crash standing with his back to you. While you're t..."

Off to the Races!
Finally able to make it far enough into camp, you peek around a building and notice that massive jerk, Smash Crash standing with his back to you. While you're trying to decide if a backstab is appropriate for a hero, you cast your eyes across the camp and notice an even bigger brute just standing there. You can only assume that it's Smash's brother, Crush Crash. Smash is the second largest brute you've ever seen, and Crush is absolutely enormous. He also looks like he doesn't get around much, but if someone gets close, he'll plaster them.

Actually, that's just crazy enough to work! Have Smash chase you until he plows into his brother. After all, you've always wondered what would happen when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. He's faster than you, but thanks to your super-slick bowling shoes, you're able to slide and scoot out of the way each time he gets near you. It's pretty close a couple times, but you manage to stay just ahead of him. It doesn't take too long for the two of you to cross the entire camp and you see the huge form of Crush looming over you. You fling your portable hole ahead of you and make one last slide at the final second before impact, falling into it. You lightly skin your knee, but are out of the way when the two brothers collide. A titanic explosion shakes the entire compound, and by the time the dust clears, your hole is at the lip of a deep crater. Peering down, you see the brothers at the bottom, knocked senseless. Looks like your work here is done. You pick up your hole and give Rand a call to have these two hauled off to Super Villain Jail.

User:Malk-a-mite

2010-12-20T05:39:41Z

Malk-a-mite:

Character Information for Malk-a-mite (#5953) 
Elemental Hero 
Account Created: 2007-11-16 19:29:43
Hit level 100 on 19/8/2008 (second person after Cristiona, but in the same 24 hour period as Questionario) 

Alts: 
William - Naturalist 
Simple Simon - Psion 
Lieutenant Obvious 
Itself 
distempered catfish 
My little pony 
The Red Sea 
Typo King 
Quint 
Zombie Jesus 
Magic Number 
Happy Fun Ball 
Lovely Rita meter maid 
Bungalow Bill 
Dizzy Miss Lizzy 
Taxman 
Kanga 
Flying Monkey 
Flying Primate Warrior 1 
Mojo Jojo 
Dancing Monkey 
Monkey Moderator 
Scaremonkey 
Scarecrow 
Cowardly Lion 
Tinman 
The Wizard 
Jumping Shark 
Quincy P M Scoresby JR 
WOPR 
TenKPlus 
Twentyk10 
MechaShockCollar 
MechaSpade 
Five Witty Investigators 
GMtesting - lvl 1 just used for Grease Monkey script testing and bug hunting: Do not waste PP buffing this account if you see it in chat 
Eric the Half a Bee 
Father McGruder 
Purple 
Bob the Wonder Chicken: 
Everyone 
 
Bots Sadly retired since the chat redesign 
[[User:Random Number Generator|Random Number Generator]] - retired 
RNG - retired 
Newb Monster - retired 
bouncerbot (not being run) 
chatlogger (not being run) 
Pinky - retired <s>(/pm Pinky tonight) - newbie channel</s> 
Brain - retired <s>(/pm Brain ponder) - newbie channel</s> 
 
Unusable Alts 
Quincy P. M. Scoresby 
Nagual Mystic 
John Steele 
Officer Rand 
Micheal Ace 
Mind Bender 
MOD WARNING 
SYSTEM NOTICE 
Old Man Ryme 

 
Got made a mod or something on March 9th 2008, stepped down from being a mod late in 2010.

Talk:The Badge of the Wicked

2010-11-02T15:45:09Z

Malk-a-mite: Created page with "FINALLY! - Malk-a-mite"

FINALLY! - Malk-a-mite

Random Number Generator

2010-09-30T00:57:41Z

Malk-a-mite:

The random number generator is a very very very very very very very very very very evil thing. It is the thing that makes the enemy critical you when you're one hit from victory. Or makes you fumble yourself 5 times in a row, and to death. RNG is the very essence of evil and stuff... All major villains look up to it with teary eyes.

Also, [[User:Random_Number_Generator|RNG]] was a bot in chat. See its page for more information.
[[Category:Basics]]

User:Malk-a-mite

2010-09-30T00:56:50Z

Malk-a-mite:

File:Gold-foil.gif

2010-09-28T19:14:08Z

Malk-a-mite: gold foil This is a large-ish sheet of gold foil. Since it's made of gold, it's pretty valuable. Just don't let it get it anywhere near your great ambitions ... unless you want them to be foiled again. Miscellaneous Item Autosell value: 400

gold foil

This is a large-ish sheet of gold foil. Since it's made of gold, it's pretty valuable. Just don't let it get it anywhere near your great ambitions ... unless you want them to be foiled again.

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 400

Talk:There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-09T04:43:41Z

Malk-a-mite:

{{redframe|The following alphabetized words were already checked, no need to recheck:
 
A.R.F., abort, access, answer, backup, bash, cal, cat, cookie, email, excel, freeze, gauss, init, login, logoff, logout, lose, MCP, mount, mouse, password, pine, powerpoint, presentation, pwd, random, script, shell, slide, slides, slideshow, software, startx, swordfish, tequila, win, windows, wine, xinit}}

Defrag 
A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slighly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say 'defrag'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

You got an item: degausser

Wasn't sure how to add this to the page.--[[User:Jesus|Jesus]] 05:46, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Malk being lazy - template and move will be required for the [[Green Horseshoe of Death]] via exe 
same - [[Spider Crawler]] via FTP

Things tried that didn't do anything: software, tequila --[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 17:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Data Dump:
Error
Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.

Well okay then.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

True
Invalid variable type.

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

You get an effect: Boolean (Added for 65 minutes.)

Eject
Non-system disk or disk error

Replace and strike any key when ready

Well, you'd replace the any key, but you can't even find it. There's no way you'll be able to strike it if you can't complete those first steps. Oh, wait, there's a floppy disk in the drive. Of course. You pull out the floppy, at which point the whole system crashes, and you climb out.

You get an effect: Floppy (Added for 65 minutes.)

Format
You get a message that says: Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]

Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

Break
Cancel failed. An unrecoverable error has occurred. Cancel? Okay/Cancel

You look closely at those buttons. Do you want to cancel the cancel in order to continue, or okay the cancel to stop? Or are you canceling the first cancel, in which case okay continues, where canceling the canceled cancel really does cancel it? Argh!

You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get would be better from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

--SpockYoda

Print:
Not a typewriter.

Well, you never!

You get an effect: Keyed Up (Added for 65 minutes.)

Easteregg: Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain ??? XP.

Also, I think Muhandes has the right idea. We should be listing our negative results, to reduce duplicate effort. Here are some more commands that only give "How?" and "What?": password, login, logout, logoff, script, shell, cal, cookie, pwd, backup, mount

--Sanjuro

Here are the effects still undiscovered: [[Power Point]], [[Acronym Fever]], [[Access Denied]], [[Soft Wear]] --[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 08:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Went through and alphabetized the list in red at the top of the discussion page as well as the actual page itself. For the page itself I alphabetized all the results that gave the same result, and then alphabetized within a category (i.e. fight, xp, or effect) based upon the first word for each result. It should be obvious how to add to this. either that or add it on the page here and I will add it in myself.

--[[User:blackmatter615|blackmatter615]] 08:11 PM Twilight Time May 4th 2010

All the effects muhandes mentions above have been found. --[[User:blackmatter615|blackmatter615]] 09:05 PM Twilight Time May 5th 2010

Talk:There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-02T06:38:56Z

Malk-a-mite:

Defrag 
A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slighly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say 'defrag'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

You got an item: degausser

Wasn't sure how to add this to the page.--[[User:Jesus|Jesus]] 05:46, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Malk being lazy - template and move will be required for the [[Green Horseshoe of Death]] via exe 
same - [[Spider Crawler]] via FTP

Spider Crawler

2010-05-02T06:38:30Z

Malk-a-mite: New page: Ftp You try ftp, hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion. Combat! You are fighting a Spider Crawler. [[Imag...

Ftp
You try ftp, hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.

Combat!
You are fighting a Spider Crawler.
[[Image:Spider-crawler.jpg‎]]

The crawler is actually a mostly beneficial little bot, but they still tend to really creep people out. Particularly when they show up in unexpected places, probing with their many long, twitching feelers and skittering across sensitive parts you'd really prefer to keep hidden.

File:Spider-crawler.jpg

2010-05-02T06:38:18Z

Malk-a-mite:

Talk:There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-02T06:37:41Z

Malk-a-mite:

Talk:There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-02T06:37:30Z

Malk-a-mite:

Green Horseshoe of Death

2010-05-02T06:28:57Z

Malk-a-mite:

You are fighting a Green Horseshoe of Death.

You try to start up the executable, but no luck! In fact, the opposite of luck happens!

There's a saying, two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Apparently combining two pieces of good luck--a clover and a horseshoe--make for one very evil computer component indeed.

[[Image:Ghod.gif]]

From fail blog, on exe command - elemental

Malk-a-mite: jpg to gif

(Back to [[Up In The Mountains]])

= Combat Adventures =

{{combat
|name=clockwork mishmash
|image=clockwork-mishmash.jpg
|items=???
|chips=50
|EL=???
|DMG=???
|exp=233
|HP=???}}

{{combat
|name=automaton
|image=automaton.jpg
|items=[[irrhodium socket set]], [[clockwork core]], [[irrhodium gauntlets]]
|chips=???
|EL=???
|DMG=???
|exp=243
|HP=???}}

{{combat
|name=aardwolf
|image=aardwolf.gif
|items=???
|chips=???
|EL=???
|DMG=???
|exp=203
|HP=???}}

{{combat
|name=chemist
|image=chemist2.jpg
|items=???
|chips=243
|EL=???
|DMG=???
|exp=213
|HP=???}}

{{combat
|name=alchemist
|image=chemist.jpg
|items=[[low pill]], [[golden powder]]
|chips=275
|EL=???
|DMG=???
|exp=228
|HP=???}}

{{combat
|name=castle guard, redux
|image=castle-guard2.jpg
|items=[[xentrium axe]], [[stroopwafel]]
|chips=282
|EL=???
|DMG=???
|exp=238
|HP=???}}

{{combat
|name=clockwork beetle
|image=clockwork-beetle.jpg
|items=???
|chips=???
|EL=???
|DMG=???
|exp=208
|HP=???}}

= Noncombat Choice Adventures =

{{choice
|name=Forgot to Mention the Crystal Skulls
|image=castle-wall.jpg
|choice1=Say, "Okay, look, I know you're up to no good, so we're gonna fight, no matter what."
|result1= fight [[chemist]]
|choice2= Go find another window
|result2=[[lustrous liquid]]
|choice3=Climb Down
|result3=???}}

[[Category:Locations]]