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Talk:Iceberg lettuce

2013-12-07T22:14:20Z

OldJanitor: Additional info.

The words ice cold in the use message were light blue and probably also bold font.

I have no idea what using this actually did.--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 14:14, 7 December 2013 (PST)

Iceberg lettuce

2013-12-07T22:12:48Z

OldJanitor: And another.

{{item
|descid=64564211
|itemid=2160
|name=iceberg lettuce
|plural=
|image=iceberglettuce.gif
|desc=It's easy to confuse this head of lettuce sculpted out of ice with the plant known as iceberg lettuce. Where one tastes like slightly chilled water with only trace impurities the other... huh, yeah, I don't know either.
|type=Misc
|autosell=100
|vegetable=yes
|obtain=
|used=You munch on the iceberg lettuce. It's the opposite of tasty. Which isn't revolting, because some people will love anything you find revolting. No, the opposite of tasty is just bland. These taste like water... frozen water.

When you're done, though, your innards are ice cool.
|multiuse=}}

Ice latte

2013-12-07T22:06:33Z

OldJanitor: And starting another page... Sorry about the missing item id... I'll retrieve that BEFORE consumption next time.

{{item
|descid=92480230
|itemid=
|name=ice latte
|plural=
|image=icelatte.gif
|desc=Someone overshot "refreshing caffeinated drink for a warm day" and went straight to "lattesicle." It'll probably take a bit longer to drink, but that's the price you have to pay for being so cool.
|type=misc
|autosell=250
|consume=You try to drink the ice latte, but it's still far too frozen for that. Even a spoon doesn't do the trick, so you end up just licking it like a caffeinated popsicle... which you should probably go patent right now if someone didn't beat you to the idea.
{{time|?-131-?}}
|multiuse=
|obtain=
|caffeinefullness=6
|caffeine=yes}}

Talk:Master Zyx

2013-12-07T16:01:57Z

OldJanitor: more drops

When defeated, the foe drops 6 random items from the other disguised foes (imp teacup, yeti yurt, etc). Also, you get a random avatar. If you already have the avatar, you get "You also find a tattered killer x-ray costume, but you already have that one." [[User:Sanjuro|Sanjuro]] ([[User talk:Sanjuro|talk]]) 23:46, 25 November 2013 (PST)
:I think that's ''up to'' six random items. Pretty sure I don't always get six, but I'll pay more attention now. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] ([[User talk:Cristiona|talk]]) 20:58, 26 November 2013 (PST)
:Yup. Up to. Just beat him and got 1 x-ray film, 1 zombites, 1 potatopotato, and an avatar. However, all three were "you got an item". So it's possibly 3 assured (I don't ever remember getting less than 3) and then 3 more with (possibly) decreasing odds. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] ([[User talk:Cristiona|talk]]) 21:11, 26 November 2013 (PST)
::Yesterday I got 6 and today only 4, all with the you got an item message. Maybe the number of drops is also random liked the item, but when it sorts 4 all 4 have a 100% chance? I'll try to work out the notes section on the template when I have the time to make these things clear. It'd help loads if people reported how many drops they get when facing it, spading this foe will either be a team effort or just not be done lol [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 17:06, 27 November 2013 (PST)
: Cris has noted that the haunted umbrella avatar is different from the foe image. I also got the haunted umbrella avatar today. [[User:Sanjuro|Sanjuro]] ([[User talk:Sanjuro|talk]]) 21:23, 28 November 2013 (PST)
I'm wondering if the drops aren't weird. I'm not maxing drops by any means, but I've got a full level smuggler and I'm getting pretty lame drops. Also, all of our recordings have been "got". All mine today were got even when they probably shouldn't have been. I wondering if it's taking something else into account; for instance, my Master Zyx kills have all been with combat items. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] ([[User talk:Cristiona|talk]]) 20:44, 30 November 2013 (PST)
 As far as I can remember, I have always gotten 6 item drops. Most fights, I used combat items exclusively: throwing stars (magnetar, black hole, etc.) and crystals for scrying out loud. Sometimes, I wanted to prolong the fight so I could read all of Master Zyx's hit and miss messages, so I used Justin's magic wand. [[User:Sanjuro|Sanjuro]] ([[User talk:Sanjuro|talk]]) 22:35, 30 November 2013 (PST)
: I only got 6 drops on my 1st fight with it. 4 drops thereafter just like today, used blackhole, magnetar, disco demolition and 2 crystal for scrying out loud. It likely ignores drop modifiers. [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 07:14, 1 December 2013 (PST)
:Today I fought Master Zyx with more than 120 +FT, and got 5 drops (all with "got"). [[User:Sanjuro|Sanjuro]] ([[User talk:Sanjuro|talk]]) 22:16, 1 December 2013 (PST)
 4 drops as before, with 100 FT in play, all with "got" as well.[[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 04:56, 2 December 2013 (PST)
: I realized that all of the equipment I removed had +items enchantments. Today I fought Master Zyx with Echolocation (10 skill points) as the ''only'' source of +items. I finished the fight the same way as every other time, with combat items. 4 drops "gotten". I'm guessing that your +items determines the ''number'' of items "gotten" after the fight, not the odds of getting them. [[User:Sanjuro|Sanjuro]] ([[User talk:Sanjuro|talk]]) 21:27, 4 December 2013 (PST)
: Today I changed up my equipment so that I had all 26 letters of the alphabet in the equipment names. 5 drops, all "got". [[User:Sanjuro|Sanjuro]] ([[User talk:Sanjuro|talk]]) 23:41, 2 December 2013 (PST)
Coincidence or not, today I added 1 source of +items (smuggler+judo gloves, MD, x-ray glasses before +isotope meter this time) and I got 5 drops, all with "got". [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 02:58, 5 December 2013 (PST)
: With Echlocation and sticky gloves (+3% items), 4 drops "gotten". [[User:Sanjuro|Sanjuro]] ([[User talk:Sanjuro|talk]]) 22:26, 5 December 2013 (PST)
::Today I used the same setup mentioned in my last entry but replaced the judo gloves by a cupid's quiver, got 5 as well. [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 02:23, 6 December 2013 (PST)
==Which foes are you disguising to get here?==
Here's what I hunt for each letter:
:A/N ->Fiendish pit, 100% chance of A foe
:B/O ->Mouths of Darkness, ~28% chance of O foe. (Cannonball tavern, 33%(?) chance of B foe, depending on which foes you have there.)
:C/P ->Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick, ~75% chance of P foe.
:D/Q ->Shiloh, ~35% chance of D foe. (Cannonball tavern, 33%(?) chance of D foe, depending on which foes you have there.)
:E/R ->Porcelain Bay, 40% chance of R foe.
:F/S ->CTC Instructors, 40% chance of S foe.
:G/T ->Slums, 60% chance of G foe.
:H/U ->Byzantine Interior, 75% chance of H/U foe.
:I/V ->CTC Veterans, 50% chance of V foes.
:J/W ->Ark of Anarchy, 25% chance of J foe.
:K/X ->Byzantine Interior, 25% chance of K foe.
:L/Y ->Zion's Tears building, 54% chance of L foe.
:M/Z ->Zion's Tears building, ~34% chance of M foe.

These values take combat chances in consideration. Anyone got a better alternative for any of these? [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 17:06, 27 November 2013 (PST)

I hit the Ark for H/U and Zion for M/Z. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] ([[User talk:Cristiona|talk]]) 21:18, 27 November 2013 (PST)
:Also, Big Earl's Big Oil Rig is 100% for C/P (disregarding combat mods).[[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] ([[User talk:Cristiona|talk]]) 21:21, 27 November 2013 (PST)

I just replaced those you propose that had a better chance. Just noticed I forgot the hunter-killer in the byzantine interior, which makes it a 75% chance. This list helps :P [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 06:26, 28 November 2013 (PST)

Depending on which Cannonball cycle you're on, it may be the place to go for B/O; Brawling Drunkard and Blasted Loader. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] ([[User talk:Cristiona|talk]]) 20:32, 29 November 2013 (PST)

==Recording Drops==
Cris: 4: two yurts, 1 fetch quest, 1 film; all "got"
:3: fur, sheet, ghost; all "got"
:4: 2 fur, teacup, extra shadow; all "got"
:3: umbrella ghost, rainbow shard, carriage; all "got"
:4: carriage, rainbow shard, teacup, fur; all "got"
:4: yurt, ghost, 2 shards, all got
:5: shard, shadow, sheet, fur, throwing star; all got
:4: film, teacup, star, yurt; all got
:5: 2 shards, star, ghost, carriage; all got
 Pato: 4:quest, carriage, shadow, star, all with "got"
:4: zombite, potato, sheet, quest, all with "got"
:4: umbrella, teacup, 2 zombites, all with "got"
:4: film, teacup, 2 quests, all with "got"
:4: quest, umbrella, sheet and fur, all with "got"
:4: 2 films, sheet and star, all with "got"
:5: carriage, shard, star, shadow and potato, all "got"
 Sanjuro: 6: fur, zombites, potatopotato, yurt, x-ray film, teacup, all with "got"
:6: 2 carriages, 2 potatopotatoes, throwing star, yurt, all "got"
:6: 2 fetch quests, carriage, fur, shadow, rainbow shard, all "got"
:4: zombites, 2 rainbow shards, fetcg quest, all "got" (Echolocation)
:4: rainbow shard, 3 costume furs, all "got" (Echolocation, sticky gloves)
:4: carriage, 2 prehistoric sheets, umbrella ghost, all "got" (Echolocation, Hobbes' nail boots)
 Trog: 4: yurt, potatopotato, and 2 zombites also all with "got". I also got an avatar that I already had so no drop there :-(
 OldJanitor: 5: umbrella, shard, x-ray, sheet, teacup, all "got"

Talk:Ice cool galoshes

2013-12-07T15:01:14Z

OldJanitor: Too inexperienced to obtain itemid.

Was unable to include the following:

+5% chance of enemy fumbles**
+5% to your maximum Power Points
Cool as Ice

** Fumble and critical hit values are capped at +/- 20%.

Could someone more experienced help me out there?--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 06:55, 7 December 2013 (PST)

Also, they were distributed from the league vault after dropping from the last icy roof enemy...--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 06:58, 7 December 2013 (PST)

Also, also, how do I get the itemid???--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 07:01, 7 December 2013 (PST)

Talk:Ice cool galoshes

2013-12-07T14:58:23Z

OldJanitor: How obtained.

Was unable to include the following:

+5% chance of enemy fumbles**
+5% to your maximum Power Points
Cool as Ice

** Fumble and critical hit values are capped at +/- 20%.

Could someone more experienced help me out there?--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 06:55, 7 December 2013 (PST)

Also, also, they were distributed from the league vault after dropping from the last icy roof enemy...--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 06:58, 7 December 2013 (PST)

Talk:Ice cool galoshes

2013-12-07T14:56:57Z

OldJanitor:

Talk:Ice cool galoshes

2013-12-07T14:55:37Z

OldJanitor: Need a little help there...

Ice cool galoshes

2013-12-07T14:54:39Z

OldJanitor: stub, see discussion

{{item
|descid=78315996
|itemid=
|name=ice cool galoshes
|image=icecoolgaloshes.gif
|desc=It's axiomatic that galoshes are the single coolest form of footwear, especially if they're made out of some exotic form of ice that stays frozen in the hot desert air.

And, because they're galoshes, the soles are textured so you don't slip on your own ice.
|type=Boots
|plural=
|power=17
|level=15
|autosell=1000}}

File:Iceberglettuce.gif

2013-12-07T14:46:44Z

OldJanitor: Item image for iceberg letuce

Item image for iceberg letuce

File:Icelatte.gif

2013-12-07T14:46:13Z

OldJanitor: Item image for ice latte

Item image for ice latte

File:Icecoolgaloshes.gif

2013-12-07T14:45:41Z

OldJanitor: Item image for ice cool galoshes

Item image for ice cool galoshes

Talk:Alien throwing star

2013-10-15T07:01:58Z

OldJanitor:

This item clearly needs spading. As a level 13 gadgeteer:

You hurl the alien throwing star at the femticore. It's stronger under the light of our setting sun, dealing 118 damage.

That was at 6:36PM. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] ([[User talk:Cristiona|talk]]) 21:09, 14 October 2013 (PDT)

61,63,62 damage (gadgeteer@level 176) against an automaton, 62 damage against a howler in darkness.--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 23:52, 14 October 2013 (PDT)

P.S. Time: 12:56:50 AM, note the last sentence of your hit message, my hit messsage did not display that.--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 23:53, 14 October 2013 (PDT)

Automaton at Time: 3:58:20 AM yields only 56 damage, probably too dark now.--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 00:01, 15 October 2013 (PDT)

Talk:Alien throwing star

2013-10-15T06:53:18Z

OldJanitor:

Talk:Alien throwing star

2013-10-15T06:52:04Z

OldJanitor:

User:OldJanitor

2013-10-11T10:17:21Z

OldJanitor: Slightly un-outdated...

Official Multi Of OldJanitor.

Ah, well, nothing much to tell you about me that'd be worth wiki-ing.

I like TH, no longer play it maso-for-life, am now something of a perma-noob and like it almost as much as Kingdom Of Loathing.

After doing a long row of retcons to get all them lil skills, I lately finished blowing up 4444 robots in S7G and now I... Uh... Don't know.

Still reading on? Not bored yet? Ah well, can't help it.

FAQs:

Q: Are you really old?
A: Erm. For a certain definition of old, yes.

Q: Senile?
A: You bet.

Q: Are you really a janitor?
A: Uh, no, not as a job description. But I have a habit of ending up cleaning up the mess others make.

Q: Are you really a buddhist?
A: Nah. I consider myself agnostic. But that quote has been with me for ages...

Q: Agn---?
A: Look it up if you have to know. It's not as bad as it sounds.

Q: You give/gave away pretty valuable stuff! Why that?
A: There's nothing better I could do with it. The best thing virtual valuables can do is create real happiness.

Q: So, if you're old, male and a computer addict, how come you don't pose as a 17 y/o girl like all the others???
A: The wife would object. She likes me old, male and sometimes even computer addict.

Q: YOU'D TELL HER?
A: Nah. I'm old, not stupid.

Submit more questions in-game and this could continue...

Talk:Fetch quest

2013-10-11T10:02:46Z

OldJanitor:

> You fill out the form: 2 tormented hero squeedily spoochs. Hey! You're almost halfway there! Good job! 
> You fill out the form: 2 tormented hero spleens. Hey! You're almost halfway there! Good job! 
In the same fight. Next fight starts: 
> And, hey, here comes the other half of your fetch quest. Hello tormented hero! 
(only one copy) 
--[[User:XKiv|XKiv]] ([[User talk:XKiv|talk]]) 06:53, 7 October 2013 (PDT)

Seems to me that the opponent it is used on shows up again in the next encounter. Using it again on that same enemy display a different message and again the opponent shows up in the next encounter. Then I got bored.--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 03:02, 11 October 2013 (PDT)

Ghostly tyrannosaurus

2013-10-05T05:37:12Z

OldJanitor: Double drop

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=She
|indef=a
|name=ghostly tyrannosaurus
|desc=As a rule, the older a ghost is, the more dangerous you can expect it to be. And it goes without saying you don't tangle with a tyrannosaurus rex. That's just obvious.

So, it stands to reason that a ghost tyrannosaurus would be the most dangerous thing ever. A villain wearing a T. rex bedspread is substantially less dangerous, but that's still pretty dangerous.

|image=ghostly-tyrannosaurus.gif
|hit1=Have you ever wondered what a predatory roar and a mournful wail sound like at the same time? Well, now you know. Sort of like a jet taking off, if you're curious. {{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}}
|hit2=The tyrannosaurus swallows you whole! Thankfully, it's also a ghost, so you just fall out covered in ectoplasm. {{hitnote|{{element|ice|}}}}
|hit3=The T. rex runs you over like a freight train, assuming a freight train has two giant clawed feet and weighs in at something close to seven tons. Which, when I run the world, they will.
|miss1=Have you ever wondered what a predatory roar and a mournful wail sound like at the same time? Well, too bad, the lizard king isn't here to entertain you.
|miss2=The tyrannosaurus bites at you, but you ain't afraid of no ghost. Which is to say that you're rightly terrified of the ghost and manage to dodge. Good job.
|miss3= The T. rex tries to run you over, but the cup of water early warning system you've been carrying around for years finally pays off!
|xp=''some''
|chips=0
|item1=prehistoric sheet|image1=prehistoricsheet.gif|drop1=100
|item2=prehistoric sheet|image2=prehistoricsheet.gif|drop2=

|loc1=Disguise Foe
|newres={{res|physical|100}}
}}[[Category:Disguised Foes]]
==Notes==
* Foes that can be disguised into this:
**[[Grumpy Grey Giant]]
**[[The Human Campfire]]
**[[The Slime]]
**[[The Sloth]]
**[[thug]]
* The XP is the same as the original encounter, no chips dropped though.
* The items dropped by the original foe will no longer drop.

==References==
* The third miss message references a scene from the movie {{wikipedia|Jurassic_Park_(film)|Jurassic Park}} where a cup of water is seen resonating to the T. Rex's approaching footsteps.

Talk:Frightful shadow

2013-10-03T09:21:18Z

OldJanitor: Created page with "Disguised a non-gumpy grey s7g robot to get this. Dropped an extra shadow for me.--~~~~"

Disguised a non-gumpy grey s7g robot to get this. Dropped an extra shadow for me.--[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 02:21, 3 October 2013 (PDT)

File:Extrashadow.gif

2013-10-03T09:18:47Z

OldJanitor: item image extra shadow

item image extra shadow

File:Frightful-shadow.jpg

2013-10-03T09:17:05Z

OldJanitor: frightful shadow combat image

frightful shadow combat image

Ghostly tyrannosaurus

2013-10-03T09:14:39Z

OldJanitor: One more

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=She
|indef=a
|name=ghostly tyrannosaurus
|desc=As a rule, the older a ghost is, the more dangerous you can expect it to be. And it goes without saying you don't tangle with a tyrannosaurus rex. That's just obvious.

So, it stands to reason that a ghost tyrannosaurus would be the most dangerous thing ever. A villain wearing a T. rex bedspread is substantially less dangerous, but that's still pretty dangerous.

|image=ghostly-tyrannosaurus.gif
|hit1=Have you ever wondered what a predatory roar and a mournful wail sound like at the same time? Well, now you know. Sort of like a jet taking off, if you're curious. {{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}}
|hit2=The tyrannosaurus swallows you whole! Thankfully, it's also a ghost, so you just fall out covered in ectoplasm. {{hitnote|{{element|ice|}}}}
|hit3=The T. rex runs you over like a freight train, assuming a freight train has two giant clawed feet and weighs in at something close to seven tons. Which, when I run the world, they will.
|miss1=Have you ever wondered what a predatory roar and a mournful wail sound like at the same time? Well, too bad, the lizard king isn't here to entertain you.
|miss2=The tyrannosaurus bites at you, but you ain't afraid of no ghost. Which is to say that you're rightly terrified of the ghost and manage to dodge. Good job.
|miss3= The T. rex tries to run you over, but the cup of water early warning system you've been carrying around for years finally pays off!
|xp=''some''
|chips=0
|item1=prehistoric sheet|image1=prehistoricsheet.gif|drop1=100

|loc1=Disguise Foe
|newres=
}}[[Category:Disguised Foes]]
==Notes==
* Foes that can be disguised into this:
**[[Grumpy Grey Giant]]
**[[The Human Campfire]]
**[[thug]]
* The XP is the same as the original encounter, no chips dropped though.
* The items dropped by the original foe will no longer drop.

==References==
* The third miss message references a scene from the movie {{wikipedia|Jurassic_Park_(film)|Jurassic Park}} where a cup of water is seen resonating to the T. Rex's approaching footsteps.

Pick cheese

2013-07-31T09:50:15Z

OldJanitor: Wasn't on the edible 'tab' as I thought, but on the all 'tab', sorry.

''I have no idea what I am doing, but I thought I should put that info somewhere :''

''Encounter "slick thug" at "Dank and Rusty Maze" just dropped this for me:''

You got an item: pick cheese

''And when clicked that leads to the pop-up''

pick cheese

When you think of vegetables, it's important to remember pick cheese. But you don't have to call them pick cheese. You can call them barbanzo geans or even, I suppose, chick peas.

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 20
Vegetable

Will also try to upload the image [[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 02:36, 31 July 2013 (PDT)

There we go: [[File:Chickpeas.gif]] [[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 02:42, 31 July 2013 (PDT)

Wee, this is usable. It gets a vegetable link where others have e.g. caffeine or use. And when used says:

You'd say these pick cheese... chick peas are pretty grand. In fact, you feel 1 Reflexes faster already.

[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 02:48, 31 July 2013 (PDT)

Pick cheese

2013-07-31T09:48:36Z

OldJanitor: Use message

''I have no idea what I am doing, but I thought I should put that info somewhere :''

''Encounter "slick thug" at "Dank and Rusty Maze" just dropped this for me:''

You got an item: pick cheese

''And when clicked that leads to the pop-up''

pick cheese

When you think of vegetables, it's important to remember pick cheese. But you don't have to call them pick cheese. You can call them barbanzo geans or even, I suppose, chick peas.

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 20
Vegetable

Will also try to upload the image [[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 02:36, 31 July 2013 (PDT)

There we go: [[File:Chickpeas.gif]] [[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 02:42, 31 July 2013 (PDT)

Wee, this is edible. It gets a vegetable link where others have e.g. caffeine or use. And when used says:

You'd say these pick cheese... chick peas are pretty grand. In fact, you feel 1 Reflexes faster already.

[[User:OldJanitor|OldJanitor]] ([[User talk:OldJanitor|talk]]) 02:48, 31 July 2013 (PDT)

Pick cheese

2013-07-31T09:42:05Z

OldJanitor: Image added.

File:Chickpeas.gif

2013-07-31T09:41:02Z

OldJanitor:

Pick cheese

2013-07-31T09:36:55Z

OldJanitor: Just dumping this for the residents...

File:A-frost.gif

2011-08-20T08:45:08Z

OldJanitor: From the Fickle Hand Of Fate message...

From the Fickle Hand Of Fate message...

User talk:OldJanitor

2011-07-20T13:30:43Z

OldJanitor: Can Has Discussion?

Actually, if you're too lazy to submit more questions in-game, you could also submit them here...

User:OldJanitor

2011-07-20T13:29:26Z

OldJanitor: Initial bits of info...

Ah, well, nothing much to tell you about me that'd be worth wiki-ing.

I like TH, play it maso-for-life and like it almost as much as Kingdom Of Loathing.

Goals, achievements and other ego-boosters, nah, I just like the game and while online chat and happily roam the city...

Retcon history is also a bit futile as I never use anything from former runs, most skills have been permed for the lack of something better to do with them.

Still reading on? Not bored yet? Ah well, can't help it.

FAQs:

Q: Are you really old?
A: Erm. For a certain definition of old, yes.

Q: Senile?
A: You bet.

Q: Are you really a janitor?
A: Uh, no, not as a job description. But I have a habit of ending up cleaning up the mess others make.

Q: Are you really a buddhist?
A: Nah. I consider myself agnostic. But that quote has been with me for ages...

Q: Agn---?
A: Look it up and don't bother me debating it.

Q: You give/gave away pretty valuable stuff! Why that?
A: There's nothing better I could do with it. The best thing virtual valuables can do is create real happiness.

Q: So, if you're old, male and a computer addict, how come you don't pose as a 17 y/o girl like all the others???
A: The wife would object. She likes me old, male and sometimes even computer addict.

Q: YOU'D TELL HER?
A: Nah. I'm old, not stupid.

Submit more questions in-game and this could continue...

Talk:Star

2011-07-20T07:31:39Z

OldJanitor: Created page with "'''Just dumping the info here as I'm a total Wiki-Noob. Well, not really, but I'm too lazy right now and wouldn't want that info to be "lost"... ''' The initial notice reads : -..."

'''Just dumping the info here as I'm a total Wiki-Noob. Well, not really, but I'm too lazy right now and wouldn't want that info to be "lost"...
'''

The initial notice reads :
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Notice: You have received a new message from The Fickle Hand of Fate

You got an item: 1 Star [[File:http://www.fenris-net.de/temp/a-star.gif]]

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The message reads :
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From: The Fickle Hand of Fate (# 34923) — [reply] — [delete]
Date: 2011-07-19 21:11:23

The Fickle Hand of Fate has determined, for this day only, that you are deserving of this remarkable weapon. Use it wisely, for tomorrow it will move on to a new owner.

Fate has neither patience nor pity: if you don't receive this message until after a day has passed, you will find this message to be empty.
Included item: Star (quantity 1) [[File:http://www.fenris-net.de/temp/a-star.gif]]

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And the item popup reads :
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Star

Unlike most of the other Armaments, Star focuses the intellect of the wielder, rather than applying physical force. Only the most foolish would conclude this makes Star any less deadly than its brethren.

Carved from the stoutest piece of wood, the weapon is deceptively simple in design, unadorned except for a small metal cap at the base which is embossed with a starburst emblem.

Fifth-most of the Seven Armaments of Destiny

Melee weapon (Bashing, large)
Power: 99
Level Required: 5
Item cannot be traded or sold
Item cannot be placed in a memento display
Item cannot be auto-sold

+25% spell damage
+15% Intellect
+3 PP per turn
Rental equipment is lost at rollover
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