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Items by number (2700-2799)

2024-07-13T09:20:32Z

Penguinpyro:

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<tr><td>
2700. [[ye olde humvee]] 
2701. [[ye olde bungee]] 
2702. [[ye olde filigree]] 
2703. [[ye olde degree]] 
2704. [[ye olde epee]] 
2705. [[ye olde frisbee]] 
2706. [[ye olde levee]] 
2707. [[ye olde coatee]] 
2708. [[ye olde toffee]] 
2709. [[toffee tarantula]] 
2710. [[]] 
2711. [[toffee tangle]] 
2712. [[toffee tango]] 
2713. [[]] 
2714. [[toffee torus]] 
2715. [[ghostly gloves]] 
2716. [[ghoulish boots]] 
2717. [[paper mask]] 
2718. [[paper gloves]] 
2719. [[cast]] 
2720. [[transparent tin torus]] 
2721. [[Mirror of Oreh]] 
2722. [[Buzzkill anniversary blend]] 
2723. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2017 ring]] 
2724. [[cymbal monkey]] 
2725. [[cymbal monkey (allegro)]] 
2726. [[cymbal monkey (grave)]] 
2727. [[Judge's photo]] 
2728. [[the Count's watch]] 
2729. [[Titan's terrarium]] 
2730. [[Clever Girl's claw]] 
2731. [[gingerbread hero]] 
2732. [[Resolution Gym membership]] 
2733. [[warmer bag]] 
</td><td>
2734. [[jaywalking shoes]] 
2735. [[walking jay pin]] 
2736. [[esoteric pizza]] 
2737. [[total tea]] 
2738. [[rat's nest]] 
2739. [[magic sand]] 
2740. [[ordinary sand]] 
2741. [[cuckoo bird]] 
2742. [[cuckoo clock]] 
2743. [[SQUID disc: Stuff you just forgot]] 
2744. [[Rodents and Rogues adventure]] 
2745. [[Commander Clingfilm's Cowl]] 
2746. [[Painter's gun]] 
2747. [[Leaping Leopard pants]] 
2748. [[baseball onyx]] 
2749. [[ancestral thermos]] 
2750. [[femur club]] 
2751. [[business casual hides]] 
2752. [[safety boots]] 
2753. [[shoelaces]] 
2754. [[dismantled shoe]] 
2755. [[swarming shoes]] 
2756. [[shoefly]] 
2757. [[cobbler's family photo]] 
2758. [[cobbler's apple]] 
2759. [[needle and thread]] 
2760. [[surgical needle]] 
2761. [[cobbler cookie]] 
2762. [[cobbler's tools]] 
2763. [[elven sock]] 
2764. [[friendly white balloon]] 
2765. [[inspection tag]] 
2766. [[]] 
</td><td>
2767. [[]] 
2768. [[]] 
2769. [[]] 
2770. [[]] 
2771. [[shoefly pie]] 
2772. [[GOOD car]] 
2773. [[little magnifying glass]] 
2774. [[Belle Lokai's sunny coin]] 
2775. [[Belle Lokai's benighted coin]] 
2776. [[Futurelink terminal]] 
2777. [[Futurelink future buddy]] 
2778. [[Memetic Memoirs]] 
2779. [[barbaric dice cream cake]] 
2780. [[Pharaoh's headdress]] 
2781. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2018 ring]] 
2782. [[Barker's shirt]] 
2783. [[Barker's root beer]] 
2784. [[stainless steel straw]] 
2785. [[freeze ray plans]] 
2786. [[silencer]] 
2787. [[intern coffee]] 
2788. [[Villain Marathon shirt]] 
2789. [[running shoes]] 
2790. [[junior varsity drink]] 
2791. [[arm sling]] 
2792. [[super distressed shirt]] 
2793. [[Crash Brother bobblehead]] 
2794. [[bling by Ali C]] 
2795. [[alchemical stink bomb]] 
2796. [[disappearing ink]] 
2797. [[chalky eraser]] 
2798. [[rubber candy]] 
2799. [[herostalker hat]] 
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Items by number (2300-2399)

2024-07-13T06:29:45Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2300. [[micromillishirt]] 
2301. [[micromillipants]] 
2302. [[Dr. Nano's labcoat]] 
2303. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2014 ring]] 
2304. [[ff0000 pill]] 
2305. [[0000ff pill]] 
2306. [[vestigial payphone]] 
2307. [[electropharmacological encyclopedia]] 
2308. [[curious copper column]] 
2309. [[]] 
2310. [[Eon drive]] 
2311. [[gilt scabbard]] 
2312. [[fragrant cape]] 
2313. [[oily egg]] 
2314. [[eon point]] 
2315. [[luminiferous water]] 
2316. [[koffee of the future]] 
2317. [[dated candy]] 
2318. [[ancient bitmap]] 
2319. [[ancient vacuum tube]] 
2320. [[ancient bombe]] 
2321. [[unvacuum tube of bugs]] 
2322. [[unvacuum tube of debris]] 
2323. [[unvacuum tube of programs]] 
2324. [[unvacuum tube of promises]] 
2325. [[ancient stone disk]] 
2326. [[retro viral code]] 
2327. [[ancient quarter chip]] 
2328. [[rogue contract]] 
2329. [[alpha wolf shirt]] 
2330. [[cartridge of fury]] 
2331. [[spinning chip]] 
2332. [[golden knight's bracelet]] 
2333. [[Frog Wars medal]] 
</td><td>
2334. [[Desert Dan's snake rattle]] 
2335. [[ninja hawk feather]] 
2336. [[Eon prime]] 
2337. [[wings of the Eon]] 
2338. [[dusty game cartridge]] 
2339. [[festive coffee bonsai]] 
2340. [[heroic visage]] 
2341. [[spinning ingot]] 
2342. [[packing snow]] 
2343. [[carrot nose]] 
2344. [[coal eyes]] 
2345. [[twig arms]] 
2346. [[snowy song sheet]] 
2347. [[tiny magic top hat]] 
2348. [[syrup pump]] 
2349. [[artisan snowcone]] 
2350. [[snow angel halo]] 
2351. [[cyclone whip]] 
2352. [[impossible hovercycle]] 
2353. [[twisting blade]] 
2354. [[giant throwing star]] 
2355. [[entrancing tune]] 
2356. [[butler bear]] 
2357. [[]] 
2358. [[Smeet hair snare]] 
2359. [[Smeet hair]] 
2360. [[staring frog eye]] 
2361. [[celebrated Calaveras county culottes]] 
2362. [[frog's court horse]] 
2363. [[bolt toad poison]] 
2364. [[SCUBF suit]] 
2365. [[penny-farthing]] 
2366. [[boneshaker]] 
</td><td>
2367. [[diving bell]] 
2368. [[stanlee steamer]] 
2369. [[DjeLorean]] 
2370. [[squashed digital toad]] 
2371. [[digital toad zombie]] 
2372. [[tiny frog crown]] 
2373. [[frused pants]] 
2374. [[primordial stuffing]] 
2375. [[Ursula's fleece]] 
2376. [[villainous moustache]] 
2377. [[anachronistic Gingerette]] 
2378. [[contraband liquorice]] 
2379. [[radish ration coupon]] 
2380. [[frusion superstring]] 
2381. [[plush frusion]] 
2382. [[KEE meter]] 
2383. [[temporal singularity]] 
2384. [[zoot riot suit]] 
2385. [[daylight singularity (clockwise)]] 
2386. [[daylight singularity]] 
2387. [[baseball amethyst]] 
2388. [[]] 
2389. [[dungeon dumpling]] 
2390. [[Dungeon Darjeeling]] 
2391. [[dungeon drop]] 
2392. [[dungeon daikon]] 
2393. [[dungeon gauntlet]] 
2394. [[universal mirror]] 
2395. [[ninja coupon]] 
2396. [[toner cartridge]] 
2397. [[unwound bomb]] 
2398. [[]] 
2399. [[industrial rubber band]] 
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Talk:Aspiring Luddite

2024-07-05T06:54:17Z

Penguinpyro:

Acquired on my main (Penguinpyro) at level 12 after I had I finished a little over 500 retcons. I vaguely recall the message was something about liberation from evil machine overlords. The image name and timing of level 12 strongly implies that it was unlocked by fighting killer printers in the NCI Live building. That said, I never went out of my way to fight killer printer, so I fought perhaps an average of 1 per retcon. I believe that the sheer number of retcons before I stumbled upon this means it requires an absurd number of defeated killer printers. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] ([[User talk:Penguinpyro|talk]]) 14:28, 1 April 2024 (PDT)

Defeated something like 1000 killer printers on my alt's current run, in addition to killer printers defeated in 62 previous retcons. I have no idea what triggers this merit badge at this point. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] ([[User talk:Penguinpyro|talk]]) 23:54, 4 July 2024 (PDT)

Talk:Aspiring Luddite

2024-07-05T06:54:10Z

Penguinpyro:

Acquired on my main (Penguinpyro) at level 12 after I had I finished a little over 500 retcons. I vaguely recall the message was something about liberation from evil machine overlords. The image name and timing of level 12 strongly implies that it was unlocked by fighting killer printers in the NCI Live building. That said, I never went out of my way to fight killer printer, so I fought perhaps an average of 1 per retcon. I believe that the sheer number of retcons before I stumbled upon this means it requires an absurd number of defeated killer printers. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] ([[User talk:Penguinpyro|talk]]) 14:28, 1 April 2024 (PDT)
Defeated something like 1000 killer printers on my alt's current run, in addition to killer printers defeated in 62 previous retcons. I have no idea what triggers this merit badge at this point. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] ([[User talk:Penguinpyro|talk]]) 23:54, 4 July 2024 (PDT)

Aspiring Luddite

2024-07-05T06:52:49Z

Penguinpyro:

{{Merit_Badge
|desc= The instructor smiles as you come in and hands you a merit badge. "Thanks for striking back against our soulless cybernetic overlords. If we don't keep them in their place, pretty soon they'll be counting our calories and reminding us to exercise. Then who's out of a job?"

You get a merit badge: '''Aspiring Luddite'''

|image=itjustneededpaper.jpg
Something to do with [[killer printer]]s?}}

Merit Badges

2024-07-05T06:52:31Z

Penguinpyro:

All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]].

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! '''Badge''' !! '''Image''' !! '''Image name''' !! '''Requirement'''
|-
| [[Heroic Recycler]] || [[Image:Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg]] || reduce-and-reuse-first || [[Talismans (hideout)|Transmogrifying]] 20 times
|-
| [[From Dusk 'Til Dawn]] || [[Image:sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] || sun-go-up-sun-go-down || Patrol until 6:30 AM
|-
| [[Crystal Collector]] || [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] || mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma || Collect 333 [[cosmic crystals]]
|-
| [[Coffee Snob]] || [[Image:Nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]] || nothing-but-kopi-luwak || Drink 72 [[fancy latte]]s
|-
| [[Joltin' Joe Sombrero]] || [[Image:left-and-gone-away.jpg]] || left-and-gone-away || Use 56 [[baseball bat]]s
|-
| [[Pinball Wizard]] || [[Image:getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] || getafirstlife-dot-com || Level each game in the [[Virtual Reality Gaming Center]] to bracket 10
|-
| [[Delayed Gratification]] || [[Image:twice-as-nice.jpg]] || twice-as-nice || Level up twice in a row without leaving the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]]
|-
| || || || "Impossible" Badge
|-
| [[Talk About an Old Timer]] || [[Image:You-alpha-believe-it.jpg]] || you-alpha-believe-it || Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Really Out to Sea]] || [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]] || think-im-a-banana-tree || Have exactly 51 [[playing card]]s in your inventory
|-
| [[Tremors Are My Friend]] || [[Image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]] || seismic-raspberry || Collect 500 [[T.a.I.L.o.R.|S.U.I.T. points]]
|-
| [[Two Bits Times Two]] || [[Image:golden-oldie.jpg]] || golden-oldie || Reach level 50
|-
| [[Lazy Boy and the Recliner]] || [[Image:i-am-sofa-king.jpg]] || i-am-sofa-king || [[Rest for a turn|Rest]] more than 210 minutes in one day
|-
| [[I Have a Bridge to Sell You]] || [[Image:Think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]] || think-this-badge-is-about-you || Donate for 11 straight days to the [[Starboard Port|Snowflake Leader Board]]
|-
| [[The Badge of the Wicked]] || [[Image:weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]] || wheeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh || Wear [[A_costumed_thug_(droog)|Droog]] costume with [[Moped]]
|-
| [[Brontosaurus Bully‎]] || [[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]] || dinosaur-in-a-haystack || Collect 200 [[red claw]]s and 200 [[red tooth|red teeth]]
|-
| [[Where's the party?]] || [[Image:what-no-cake.gif]] || what-no-cake || Having at least 1200 minutes of [[Mechapinata!!]]
|-
| [[National Lampoons]] || [[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]] || some-town-in-maryland || Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat [[Intermission]] a total of 20 times
|-
| [[Quite the Bulldozer]] || [[Image:Six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]] || six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get || Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the [[Clean Up the Rubble Field|rubble field]] (no longer obtainable)
|-
| || || || Currently Unknown
|-
| [[Month of Mayhem]] || [[Image:Thirty-days-hath-september.gif]] || thirty-days-hath-september || Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time
|-
| [[Skin of the Teeth]] || [[Image:those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]] || those-are-razor-thin-margins || Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end
|-
| [[More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty]] || [[Image:quicker-picker-upper.gif]] || quicker-picker-upper || Have 50 or more [[damage absorption]]
|-
| [[Whirlwind Tour]] || [[Image:around-and-around-it-goes.gif]] || around-and-around-it-goes || Complete a run in ≤ 32hrs.
|-
| [[Emperor's New Badge]] || [[Image:Clear.gif]] || clear || Be [[Invisible Store|invisibly-equipped]]
|-
| [[That Old Trope Again?]] || [[Image:one-man-cannot-summon-the-future.gif]] || one-man-cannot-summon-the-future || Fight [[your evil twin]] 20 times
|-
| [[Grandmaster of Retcon]] || [[Image:you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]] || you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate || Have a full chess set ([[King of Armageddon|king]], [[Queen of the Apocalypse|queen]], 2 [[Knight of Ruin|knights]], 2 [[Bishop of Wreckage|bishops]], 2 [[Rook of the Cataclysm|rooks]], 8 [[Pawn of Destruction|pawns]]) in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]]
|-
| [[Sybil]] || [[Image:i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them.gif]] || i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them || Have each [[Reputation]] at least once in your Retcon history
|-
| [[Rogue Ranch Repeated Redux]] || [[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]] || once-twice-four-times-a-hero || Create a [[Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant]]
|-
| [[This Lousy Badge]] || [[Image:you-omicron-believe-it.gif]] || you-omicron-believe-it || Be a beta tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Mettle Gear Solid]] || [[Image:I-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]] || i-always-die-on-the-first-screen || Have a [[Supersolid mettle medal]] equipped
|-
| [[The White Badge]] || [[Image:Elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]] || elephant-in-my-pajamas || Defeat 20 [[evil velour elephant]]s (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Evil Moustache]] || [[Image:this-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]] || this-cant-possibly-be-good || Have all [[Static Villains|Static Villains]] and [[Wandering Villains|Wandering Villains]] item drops in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]].
|-
| [[Give 'em a Hand]] || [[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]] || golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work || Trade in 15 [[the other other hand]]
|-
| [[+1000 Points]] || [[Image:thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw.jpg]] || thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw || ???
|-
| [[Four, Four, Four, Four Heroes in One]] || [[Image:sixtyeightdude.jpg]] || sixtyeightdude || Perm all class [[skills]]
|-
| [[Talismaniac]] || [[Image:horribleblackvoid.gif]] || horribleblackvoid || Complete five [[retcon (manual)|retcons]] with five different non-class [[Talismans (manual)|Talismans]] equipped
|-
| [[Utility Badge]] || [[Image:obviousborgjoke.gif]] || obviousborgjoke.|| Have [[Somber's Fedora]], [[Ever-Dim Halter]], [[Shade's Cargo Pants]], [[Dusk's Baton]], and the [[Futility Belt]] equipped
|-
| [[The Most Interesting Badge in the World]] || [[Image:stayfrostymyfriends.gif]] || stayfrostymyfriends || Complete an heirloom run inheriting [[the most interesting item in the world]] and then start another run
|-
| [[Ionic Science]] || [[Image:likeanionstormonyourweddingday.gif]] || likeanionstormonyourweddingday || Having [[Ionic Bondage]] skill permed and with 10 {{skillPoint}}s invested.
|-
| [[Candy Sovereign]] || [[Image:trickertreatersoldierspy.gif]] || trickertreatersoldierspy || Having the [[Brick Intestine]], [[Hungry like the Wolf Pup]], [[It's Placebo Effective!]], and [[Spitting Lightning]] effects active.
|-
| [[Ice Cubed]] || [[image:tothethirdpower.gif]] || tothethirdpower || Complete three heirloom retcons inheriting the [[novelty ice cube tray]]
|-
| [[When Life Gives you pollution]] || [[dontgiveahoot.gif]] || dontgiveahoot || Complete an heirloom run with the [[polluted charm]] equipped throughout and then start another run
|-
| [[XXIIIrd Time's a Charm]] || [[Image:tisbutxxiiiscratches.jpg]] || tisbutxxiiiscratches || Defeat 23 [[stabbing stagehand]]
|-
| [[Knight of the Old Stuff]] || [[Image:forgeandthefold.gif]] || forgeandthefold|| ???
|-
| [[This Badge is so Meta]] || [[Image:Iheardyoulikebadges.jpg]] || Iheardyoulikebadges|| ???
|-
| [[Aspiring Luddite]] || [[Image:itjustneededpaper.jpg]] || itjustneededpaper || Something to do with [[killer printer]]s?
|-
| [[Enter Initials]] || [[Image:3,333,360.gif]] || 3,333,360 || Score higher than 90,000 points in a Too Hard retcon
|-
| [[Amateur Vulcanologist]] || [[Image:thewatersfine.gif]] || thewatersfine || Fighting a lava + racing opponent during a Too Hard retcon?
|-
| [[The Soul Gazes Back]] || [[Image:thirdactor.gif]] || thirdactor || Facing [[Sophocles]] having the [[Sophocle's bifocles]] equipped.
|-
| [[Cyberpsychologist]] || [[Image:zomszomsinthedeep.gif]] || zomszomsinthedeep || Perm all 8 of the skills from bosses in [[Shiloh Sanatarium (zone)|Shiloh Sanatarium sub-zones]]
|-
| [[Christmas Classics]] || [[image:kingofchristmastown.jpg]] || kingofchristmastown || Complete an [[Heirloom (dict)|Heirloom]] Retcon inheriting a Christmas gift?
|-
| [[Eternal Grit]] || [[Image:falsedarkness.gif]] || falsedarkness || Defeat a [[Dark_and_Gritty|recurring villain]] a hundred times?
|-
| [[Dashing Hat Trick]] || [[Image:hunttheburninator.gif]] || hunttheburninator|| Complete Hero Dash 3 times.
|-
| [[Now a Word From Our Sponsors]] || [[Image:vhf4life.jpg]] || vhf4life || Unlock 13 sponsor options from the [[cape of sponsorship]]
|}
[[Category:Merit Badges|*]]

Items by number (2400-2499)

2024-07-01T19:14:17Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2400. [[bootstraps]] 
2401. [[haunted computer]] 
2402. [[data fragment]] 
2403. [[half a clue]] 
2404. [[spilled tea]] 
2405. [[scratched SQUID disk]] 
2406. [[pinched penny]] 
2407. [[Astral junk bonds]] 
2408. [[interstellar VCR instructions]] 
2409. [[yesterday's news]] 
2410. [[unfinished road snacks]] 
2411. [[forgotten meme]] 
2412. [[solar-powered shirt]] 
2413. [[heirloom floral shirt]] 
2414. [[heirloom trousers]] 
2415. [[heirloom velociraptor]] 
2416. [[heirloom cameo]] 
2417. [[massive wind chimes]] 
2418. [[authorized flare gun]] 
2419. [[3.14-gauge pipes]] 
2420. [[old-fashioned dice cream cake]] 
2421. [[kombat kitty]] 
2422. [[kombat kat]] 
2423. [[Auric's scone]] 
2424. [[robotic cheerleader]] 
2425. [[ion flask]] 
2426. [[Sophocle's bifocles]] 
2427. [[mellow submarine]] 
2428. [[ion the prize]] 
2429. [[beady-eyed robot]] 
2430. [[fragrant fowl]] 
2431. [[classifieds]] 
2432. [[improvised grapnel]] 
2433. [[dusty deplicator]] 
</td><td>
2434. [[nothing]] 
2435. [[nameless horse]] 
2436. [[black lens]] 
2437. [[sweet nothings]] 
2438. [[unsoda]] 
2439. [[nothing to eat]] 
2440. [[nothing to do]] 
2441. [[emperor's clothes]] 
2442. [[zero-point rifle]] 
2443. [[unending necklace]] 
2444. [[voodoo radio]] 
2445. [[nothing but net]] 
2446. [[Z-ray goggles]] 
2447. [[genuinely gallant garter]] 
2448. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2015 ring]] 
2449. [[]] 
2450. [[ornamental tinsel rope]] 
2451. [[ornamental lights]] 
2452. [[ornamental sleigh bells]] 
2453. [[ornamental mistletoe]] 
2454. [[ornamental bling]] 
2455. [[ornamental topper]] 
2456. [[ornamental fiber optics]] 
2457. [[ornamental snowflakes]] 
2458. [[ornamentapult]] 
2459. [[ornamental candles]] 
2460. [[Galaxy Gal's star]] 
2461. [[Human Bot's chip]] 
2462. [[Quantum Lass's waveform]] 
2463. [[Polygon Pal's sketchbook]] 
2464. [[holiday calendar]] 
2465. [[titanic mask]] 
2466. [[Mr. Titanic's tie]] 
</td><td>
2467. [[titanic coffee]] 
2468. [[Galaxy Gal's nebula]] 
2469. [[comeback encyclopedia]] 
2470. [[frog egg charm]] 
2471. [[rabbit ears (untuned)]] 
2472. [[rabbit ears (violent)]] 
2473. [[rabbit ears (friendly)]] 
2474. [[eternal spring water]] 
2475. [[newspaper coffee]] 
2476. [[]] 
2477. [[]] 
2478. [[primordial ZOM]] 
2479. [[mad coffee]] 
2480. [[]] 
2481. [[]] 
2482. [[]] 
2483. [[]] 
2484. [[]] 
2485. [[]] 
2486. [[Midas Lens]] 
2487. [[baseball sapphire]] 
2488. [[basesnowball]] 
2489. [[coffee sludge]] 
2490. [[mint condition card]] 
2491. [[municipal trash cannon]] 
2492. [[junked junker]] 
2493. [[sludge waders]] 
2494. [[eye of the Sludgyre]] 
2495. [[Sludgyre egg]] 
2496. [[May roses]] 
2497. [[May pansies]] 
2498. [[May water lilies]] 
2499. [[May poppies]] 
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Items by number (2800-2899)

2024-07-01T19:10:42Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2800. [[bubble pipe]] 
2801. [[sidekick dossiers]] 
2802. [[Santa uniform]] 
2803. [[bandaged present]] 
2804. [[waterlogged present]] 
2805. [[overwrapped present]] 
2806. [[]] 
2807. [[decoy present]] 
2808. [[]] 
2809. [[]] 
2810. [[raw somersite]] 
2811. [[scoured somersite]] 
2812. [[sparking somersite]] 
2813. [[scorched somersite]] 
2814. [[subzero somersite]] 
2815. [[sensory somersite]] 
2816. [[staccato somersite]] 
2817. [[rope of socks]] 
2818. [[prospecting map]] 
2819. [[mining shovel]] 
2820. [[dusty horns]] 
2821. [[dusty contract]] 
2822. [[dusty fiddle]] 
2823. [[blank paperwork]] 
2824. [[burning motorcycle]] 
2825. [[pale horse]] 
2826. [[white hat]] 
2827. [[cavalry scythe]] 
2828. [[spectral six-shooter]] 
2829. [[greased holster]] 
2830. [[cup of ghost]] 
2831. [[ghost mask]] 
2832. [[black hat]] 
2833. [[campfire coffee]] 
</td><td>
2834. [[spurs]] 
2835. [[worn mining pick]] 
2836. [[somersite eye]] 
2837. [[reindeer reins]] 
2838. [[feldspar of sparring]] 
2839. [[gem of holograms]] 
2840. [[beryl of monkeys]] 
2841. [[quartz of caffeine]] 
2842. [[crystal of clarity]] 
2843. [[half-full hourglass]] 
2844. [[half-empty hourglass]] 
2845. [[detective treat]] 
2846. [[cursed chip]] 
2847. [[cursed sorbet]] 
2848. [[cursed remote control]] 
2849. [[cursed repellent]] 
2850. [[cursed medicine]] 
2851. [[cursed adventure]] 
2852. [[cursed tea leaves]] 
2853. [[cursed brooch]] 
2854. [[scarab hairpin]] 
2855. [[scarab tie tack]] 
2856. [[scarab cufflinks]] 
2857. [[scarab earring]] 
2858. [[pyramid chip]] 
2859. [[dusty card]] 
2860. [[decorative bandage]] 
2861. [[medical bandage]] 
2862. [[interstellar pack]] 
2863. [[spacetime camera]] 
2864. [[xenoflower shirt]] 
2865. [[sharp old knife]] 
2866. [[dull new knife]] 
</td><td>
2867. [[future laser sword]] 
2868. [[bent pyramid chip]] 
2869. [[]] 
2870. [[run-down pyramid]] 
2871. [[baseball ruby]] 
2872. [[one sidekick band]] 
2873. [[]] 
2874. [[deep blue jeans]] 
2875. [[parade float]] 
2876. [[cinnamonster candy]] 
2877. [[peppermint peppers]] 
2878. [[sparkling spark ring]] 
2879. [[rocking popping candy]] 
2880. [[sour grapes candy]] 
2881. [[candied crab]] 
2882. [[cotton candy bracelet]] 
2883. [[licorice shades]] 
2884. [[slip of borrowing]] 
2885. [[Sneak King shadow]] 
2886. [[debate gavel]] 
2887. [[space boots]] 
2888. [[ripped pants]] 
2889. [[School of Villainy t-shirt]] 
2890. [[cool kid's cool hat]] 
2891. [[brimstone book]] 
2892. [[superultimate gloves]] 
2893. [[]] 
2894. [[toothsome necklace]] 
2895. [[floral Hawaiian shirt]] 
2896. [[floral camouflage coat]] 
2897. [[telescoping telescope]] 
2898. [[shooting star]] 
2899. [[radio star]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Items by number (2500-2599)

2024-07-01T19:08:05Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2500. [[May hellebores]] 
2501. [[May flower arrangement]] 
2502. [[]] 
2503. [[Doctor Sword]] 
2504. [[feels]] 
2505. [[haptic headgear]] 
2506. [[haptic hose]] 
2507. [[haptic halter]] 
2508. [[haptic hands]] 
2509. [[haptic high-tops]] 
2510. [[simulated coffee sludge]] 
2511. [[holograffy taffy]] 
2512. [[virtual moleroot]] 
2513. [[holomache]] 
2514. [[holographic ice cube]] 
2515. [[nanogram]] 
2516. [[Sidekick Positioning System]] 
2517. [[explorer's journal - condemned]] 
2518. [[explorer's journal - flammable]] 
2519. [[explorer's journal - fountains]] 
2520. [[explorer's journal - restaurants]] 
2521. [[explorer's journal - economic]] 
2522. [[gaseous hologram]] 
2523. [[liquid hologram]] 
2524. [[solid hologram]] 
2525. [[Villain Stop console]] 
2526. [[caught Anna Conda]] 
2527. [[caught Magnum Opus]] 
2528. [[caught Firefly]] 
2529. [[caught Lightning Bug]] 
2530. [[caught Deacon Frostheim]] 
2531. [[caught Mother of All Whistlers]] 
2532. [[caught Clavis Clepsydra]] 
2533. [[caught Justin Illusion]] 
</td><td>
2534. [[caught Johnny Arson]] 
2535. [[caught John Steele]] 
2536. [[caught Dr. Somnus]] 
2537. [[caught Bard]] 
2538. [[caught Rage]] 
2539. [[caught Troutmaster]] 
2540. [[caught General Malaise]] 
2541. [[caught Octotron]] 
2542. [[caught Ace]] 
2543. [[]] 
2544. [[beyond august pants]] 
2545. [[Black Forest dice cream cake]] 
2546. [[holographic hauberk]] 
2547. [[holographic handwarmers]] 
2548. [[holographic hardhat]] 
2549. [[holographic heels]] 
2550. [[holographic hiphuggers]] 
2551. [[foul ball]] 
2552. [[]] 
2553. [[bottle missile]] 
2554. [[pod caster]] 
2555. [[salad bar]] 
2556. [[clockwork gremlin]] 
2557. [[ice cool yearbook]] 
2558. [[molasses tart]] 
2559. [[crackly molasses]] 
2560. [[molasses pop]] 
2561. [[carmelized molasses]] 
2562. [[molassy taffy]] 
2563. [[confused molasses]] 
2564. [[molasses rock]] 
2565. [[raw molasses]] 
2566. [[History of the Molasses Wars]] 
</td><td>
2567. [[defender's pike]] 
2568. [[defender's cannon]] 
2569. [[defender's uniform]] 
2570. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2016 ring]] 
2571. [[universal uniform]] 
2572. [[universal UFO]] 
2573. [[whimsical willow whisk]] 
2574. [[]] 
2575. [[Anna Conda mask]] 
2576. [[candy apple]] 
2577. [[false robe of Umr]] 
2578. [[rattling chains]] 
2579. [[sweet derby hat]] 
2580. [[ZOM-A's robes]] 
2581. [[candy cauliflower]] 
2582. [[bubblegum pop]] 
2583. [[gorilla costume]] 
2584. [[]] 
2585. [[Thunder's cat boots]] 
2586. [[Black Frayday blend]] 
2587. [[jingle bellista]] 
2588. [[zero celery]] 
2589. [[Water Drinkadile]] 
2590. [[Garlic Drinkadile]] 
2591. [[Lavender Drinkadile]] 
2592. [[Hero Dash bottle opener]] 
2593. [[Hero Dash patch]] 
2594. [[Hero Dash spray string]] 
2595. [[Hero Dash nuts]] 
2596. [[Hero Dash licorice]] 
2597. [[Hero Dash expresso]] 
2598. [[Hero Dash grab bag]] 
2599. [[Drinkadile variety pack]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Items by number (2800-2899)

2024-07-01T19:04:29Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2800. [[bubble pipe]] 
2801. [[sidekick dossiers]] 
2802. [[Santa uniform]] 
2803. [[bandaged present]] 
2804. [[waterlogged present]] 
2805. [[overwrapped present]] 
2806. [[]] 
2807. [[decoy present]] 
2808. [[]] 
2809. [[]] 
2810. [[raw somersite]] 
2811. [[]] 
2812. [[]] 
2813. [[]] 
2814. [[]] 
2815. [[]] 
2816. [[]] 
2817. [[rope of socks]] 
2818. [[prospecting map]] 
2819. [[mining shovel]] 
2820. [[dusty horns]] 
2821. [[dusty contract]] 
2822. [[dusty fiddle]] 
2823. [[blank paperwork]] 
2824. [[burning motorcycle]] 
2825. [[pale horse]] 
2826. [[white hat]] 
2827. [[cavalry scythe]] 
2828. [[spectral six-shooter]] 
2829. [[greased holster]] 
2830. [[cup of ghost]] 
2831. [[ghost mask]] 
2832. [[black hat]] 
2833. [[campfire coffee]] 
</td><td>
2834. [[spurs]] 
2835. [[worn mining pick]] 
2836. [[somersite eye]] 
2837. [[reindeer reins]] 
2838. [[feldspar of sparring]] 
2839. [[gem of holograms]] 
2840. [[beryl of monkeys]] 
2841. [[quartz of caffeine]] 
2842. [[crystal of clarity]] 
2843. [[half-full hourglass]] 
2844. [[half-empty hourglass]] 
2845. [[detective treat]] 
2846. [[cursed chip]] 
2847. [[cursed sorbet]] 
2848. [[cursed remote control]] 
2849. [[cursed repellent]] 
2850. [[cursed medicine]] 
2851. [[cursed adventure]] 
2852. [[cursed tea leaves]] 
2853. [[cursed brooch]] 
2854. [[scarab hairpin]] 
2855. [[scarab tie tack]] 
2856. [[scarab cufflinks]] 
2857. [[scarab earring]] 
2858. [[pyramid chip]] 
2859. [[dusty card]] 
2860. [[decorative bandage]] 
2861. [[medical bandage]] 
2862. [[interstellar pack]] 
2863. [[spacetime camera]] 
2864. [[xenoflower shirt]] 
2865. [[sharp old knife]] 
2866. [[dull new knife]] 
</td><td>
2867. [[future laser sword]] 
2868. [[bent pyramid chip]] 
2869. [[]] 
2870. [[run-down pyramid]] 
2871. [[baseball ruby]] 
2872. [[one sidekick band]] 
2873. [[]] 
2874. [[deep blue jeans]] 
2875. [[parade float]] 
2876. [[cinnamonster candy]] 
2877. [[peppermint peppers]] 
2878. [[sparkling spark ring]] 
2879. [[rocking popping candy]] 
2880. [[sour grapes candy]] 
2881. [[candied crab]] 
2882. [[cotton candy bracelet]] 
2883. [[licorice shades]] 
2884. [[slip of borrowing]] 
2885. [[Sneak King shadow]] 
2886. [[debate gavel]] 
2887. [[space boots]] 
2888. [[ripped pants]] 
2889. [[School of Villainy t-shirt]] 
2890. [[cool kid's cool hat]] 
2891. [[brimstone book]] 
2892. [[superultimate gloves]] 
2893. [[]] 
2894. [[toothsome necklace]] 
2895. [[floral Hawaiian shirt]] 
2896. [[floral camouflage coat]] 
2897. [[telescoping telescope]] 
2898. [[shooting star]] 
2899. [[radio star]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Items by number (2800-2899)

2024-07-01T19:04:15Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2800. [[bubble pipe]] 
2801. [[sidekick dossiers]] 
2802. [[Santa uniform]] 
2803. [[bandaged present]] 
2804. [[waterlogged present]] 
2805. [[overwrapped present]] 
2806. [[]] 
2807. [[decoy present]] 
2808. [[]] 
2809. [[]] 
2810. [[raw somersite]] 
2811. [[]] 
2812. [[]] 
2813. [[]] 
2814. [[]] 
2815. [[]] 
2816. [[]] 
2817. [[rope of socks]] 
2818. [[prospecting map]] 
2819. [[mining shovel]] 
2820. [[dusty horns]] 
2821. [[dusty contract]] 
2822. [[dusty fiddle]] 
2823. [[blank paperwork]] 
2824. [[burning motorcycle]] 
2825. [[pale horse]] 
2826. [[white hat]] 
2827. [[cavalry scythe]] 
2828. [[spectral six-shooter]] 
2829. [[greased holster]] 
2830. [[cup of ghost]] 
2831. [[ghost mask]] 
2832. [[black hat]] 
2833. [[campfire coffee]] 
</td><td>
2834. [[spurs]] 
2835. [[worn mining pick]] 
2836. [[somersite eye]] 
2837. [[reindeer reins]] 
2838. [[feldspar of sparring]] 
2839. [[gem of holograms]] 
2840. [[beryl of monkeys]] 
2841. [[quartz of caffeine]] 
2842. [[crystal of clarity]] 
2843. [[half-full hourglass]] 
2844. [[half-empty hourglass]] 
2845. [[detective treat]] 
2846. [[cursed chip]] 
2847. [[cursed sorbet]] 
2848. [[cursed remote control]] 
2849. [[cursed repellent]] 
2850. [[cursed medicine]] 
2851. [[cursed adventure]] 
2852. [[cursed tea leaves]] 
2853. [[cursed brooch]] 
2854. [[scarab hairpin]] 
2855. [[scarab tie tack]] 
2856. [[scarab cufflinks]] 
2857. [[scarab earring]] 
2858. [[pyramid chip]] 
2859. [[dusty card]] 
2860. [[decorative bandage]] 
2861. [[]] 
2862. [[interstellar pack]] 
2863. [[spacetime camera]] 
2864. [[xenoflower shirt]] 
2865. [[sharp old knife]] 
2866. [[dull new knife]] 
</td><td>
2867. [[future laser sword]] 
2868. [[bent pyramid chip]] 
2869. [[]] 
2870. [[run-down pyramid]] 
2871. [[baseball ruby]] 
2872. [[one sidekick band]] 
2873. [[]] 
2874. [[deep blue jeans]] 
2875. [[parade float]] 
2876. [[cinnamonster candy]] 
2877. [[peppermint peppers]] 
2878. [[sparkling spark ring]] 
2879. [[rocking popping candy]] 
2880. [[sour grapes candy]] 
2881. [[candied crab]] 
2882. [[cotton candy bracelet]] 
2883. [[licorice shades]] 
2884. [[slip of borrowing]] 
2885. [[Sneak King shadow]] 
2886. [[debate gavel]] 
2887. [[space boots]] 
2888. [[ripped pants]] 
2889. [[School of Villainy t-shirt]] 
2890. [[cool kid's cool hat]] 
2891. [[brimstone book]] 
2892. [[superultimate gloves]] 
2893. [[]] 
2894. [[toothsome necklace]] 
2895. [[floral Hawaiian shirt]] 
2896. [[floral camouflage coat]] 
2897. [[telescoping telescope]] 
2898. [[shooting star]] 
2899. [[radio star]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Everything Looks Like a Bottle

2024-06-13T01:15:49Z

Penguinpyro:

{{skill
|skillid=
|name=Everything Looks Like a Bottle
|desc=Man, this opens everything as long as everything is a bottle.
|effect=+10% of weapon damage returned as PP
|type=Effect}}
==Obtained From==
[[Hero Dash bottle opener]] (120 minutes)
[[Category:Modifiers]]
{{modifier|ppreturned|+10%}}
==References==
* Refers to the {{wikipedia|Law of the instrument}}.

When Life Gives you pollution

2024-06-11T04:10:32Z

Penguinpyro:

{{Merit_Badge
|desc= The trainer hands you a merit badge, then turns towards an empty corner of the room. "Yes, the choices of our ancestors to leave garbage and evil artifacts littered around affects us all," he narrates solemnly, shedding a single tear.

You get a merit badge: '''When Life Gives you Pollution'''

|image=dontgiveahoot.jpg
|reqs=Complete an heirloom run with the [[polluted charm]] equipped throughout and then start another run}}

Merit Badges

2024-06-11T04:10:19Z

Penguinpyro:

All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]].

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! '''Badge''' !! '''Image''' !! '''Image name''' !! '''Requirement'''
|-
| [[Heroic Recycler]] || [[Image:Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg]] || reduce-and-reuse-first || [[Talismans (hideout)|Transmogrifying]] 20 times
|-
| [[From Dusk 'Til Dawn]] || [[Image:sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] || sun-go-up-sun-go-down || Patrol until 6:30 AM
|-
| [[Crystal Collector]] || [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] || mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma || Collect 333 [[cosmic crystals]]
|-
| [[Coffee Snob]] || [[Image:Nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]] || nothing-but-kopi-luwak || Drink 72 [[fancy latte]]s
|-
| [[Joltin' Joe Sombrero]] || [[Image:left-and-gone-away.jpg]] || left-and-gone-away || Use 56 [[baseball bat]]s
|-
| [[Pinball Wizard]] || [[Image:getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] || getafirstlife-dot-com || Level each game in the [[Virtual Reality Gaming Center]] to bracket 10
|-
| [[Delayed Gratification]] || [[Image:twice-as-nice.jpg]] || twice-as-nice || Level up twice in a row without leaving the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]]
|-
| || || || "Impossible" Badge
|-
| [[Talk About an Old Timer]] || [[Image:You-alpha-believe-it.jpg]] || you-alpha-believe-it || Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Really Out to Sea]] || [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]] || think-im-a-banana-tree || Have exactly 51 [[playing card]]s in your inventory
|-
| [[Tremors Are My Friend]] || [[Image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]] || seismic-raspberry || Collect 500 [[T.a.I.L.o.R.|S.U.I.T. points]]
|-
| [[Two Bits Times Two]] || [[Image:golden-oldie.jpg]] || golden-oldie || Reach level 50
|-
| [[Lazy Boy and the Recliner]] || [[Image:i-am-sofa-king.jpg]] || i-am-sofa-king || [[Rest for a turn|Rest]] more than 210 minutes in one day
|-
| [[I Have a Bridge to Sell You]] || [[Image:Think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]] || think-this-badge-is-about-you || Donate for 11 straight days to the [[Starboard Port|Snowflake Leader Board]]
|-
| [[The Badge of the Wicked]] || [[Image:weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]] || wheeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh || Wear [[A_costumed_thug_(droog)|Droog]] costume with [[Moped]]
|-
| [[Brontosaurus Bully‎]] || [[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]] || dinosaur-in-a-haystack || Collect 200 [[red claw]]s and 200 [[red tooth|red teeth]]
|-
| [[Where's the party?]] || [[Image:what-no-cake.gif]] || what-no-cake || Having at least 1200 minutes of [[Mechapinata!!]]
|-
| [[National Lampoons]] || [[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]] || some-town-in-maryland || Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat [[Intermission]] a total of 20 times
|-
| [[Quite the Bulldozer]] || [[Image:Six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]] || six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get || Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the [[Clean Up the Rubble Field|rubble field]] (no longer obtainable)
|-
| || || || Currently Unknown
|-
| [[Month of Mayhem]] || [[Image:Thirty-days-hath-september.gif]] || thirty-days-hath-september || Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time
|-
| [[Skin of the Teeth]] || [[Image:those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]] || those-are-razor-thin-margins || Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end
|-
| [[More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty]] || [[Image:quicker-picker-upper.gif]] || quicker-picker-upper || Have 50 or more [[damage absorption]]
|-
| [[Whirlwind Tour]] || [[Image:around-and-around-it-goes.gif]] || around-and-around-it-goes || Complete a run in ≤ 32hrs.
|-
| [[Emperor's New Badge]] || [[Image:Clear.gif]] || clear || Be [[Invisible Store|invisibly-equipped]]
|-
| [[That Old Trope Again?]] || [[Image:one-man-cannot-summon-the-future.gif]] || one-man-cannot-summon-the-future || Fight [[your evil twin]] 20 times
|-
| [[Grandmaster of Retcon]] || [[Image:you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]] || you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate || Have a full chess set ([[King of Armageddon|king]], [[Queen of the Apocalypse|queen]], 2 [[Knight of Ruin|knights]], 2 [[Bishop of Wreckage|bishops]], 2 [[Rook of the Cataclysm|rooks]], 8 [[Pawn of Destruction|pawns]]) in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]]
|-
| [[Sybil]] || [[Image:i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them.gif]] || i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them || Have each [[Reputation]] at least once in your Retcon history
|-
| [[Rogue Ranch Repeated Redux]] || [[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]] || once-twice-four-times-a-hero || Create a [[Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant]]
|-
| [[This Lousy Badge]] || [[Image:you-omicron-believe-it.gif]] || you-omicron-believe-it || Be a beta tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Mettle Gear Solid]] || [[Image:I-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]] || i-always-die-on-the-first-screen || Have a [[Supersolid mettle medal]] equipped
|-
| [[The White Badge]] || [[Image:Elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]] || elephant-in-my-pajamas || Defeat 20 [[evil velour elephant]]s (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Evil Moustache]] || [[Image:this-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]] || this-cant-possibly-be-good || Have all [[Static Villains|Static Villains]] and [[Wandering Villains|Wandering Villains]] item drops in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]].
|-
| [[Give 'em a Hand]] || [[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]] || golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work || Trade in 15 [[the other other hand]]
|-
| [[+1000 Points]] || [[Image:thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw.jpg]] || thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw || ???
|-
| [[Four, Four, Four, Four Heroes in One]] || [[Image:sixtyeightdude.jpg]] || sixtyeightdude || Perm all class [[skills]]
|-
| [[Talismaniac]] || [[Image:horribleblackvoid.gif]] || horribleblackvoid || Complete five [[retcon (manual)|retcons]] with five different non-class [[Talismans (manual)|Talismans]] equipped
|-
| [[Utility Badge]] || [[Image:obviousborgjoke.gif]] || obviousborgjoke.|| Have [[Somber's Fedora]], [[Ever-Dim Halter]], [[Shade's Cargo Pants]], [[Dusk's Baton]], and the [[Futility Belt]] equipped
|-
| [[The Most Interesting Badge in the World]] || [[Image:stayfrostymyfriends.gif]] || stayfrostymyfriends || Complete an heirloom run inheriting [[the most interesting item in the world]] and then start another run
|-
| [[Ionic Science]] || [[Image:likeanionstormonyourweddingday.gif]] || likeanionstormonyourweddingday || Having [[Ionic Bondage]] skill permed and with 10 {{skillPoint}}s invested.
|-
| [[Candy Sovereign]] || [[Image:trickertreatersoldierspy.gif]] || trickertreatersoldierspy || Having the [[Brick Intestine]], [[Hungry like the Wolf Pup]], [[It's Placebo Effective!]], and [[Spitting Lightning]] effects active.
|-
| [[Ice Cubed]] || [[image:tothethirdpower.gif]] || tothethirdpower || Complete three heirloom retcons inheriting the [[novelty ice cube tray]]
|-
| [[When Life Gives you pollution]] || [[dontgiveahoot.gif]] || dontgiveahoot || Complete an heirloom run with the [[polluted charm]] equipped throughout and then start another run
|-
| [[XXIIIrd Time's a Charm]] || [[Image:tisbutxxiiiscratches.jpg]] || tisbutxxiiiscratches || Defeat 23 [[stabbing stagehand]]
|-
| [[Knight of the Old Stuff]] || [[Image:forgeandthefold.gif]] || forgeandthefold|| ???
|-
| [[This Badge is so Meta]] || [[Image:Iheardyoulikebadges.jpg]] || Iheardyoulikebadges|| ???
|-
| [[Aspiring Luddite]] || [[Image:itjustneededpaper.jpg]] || itjustneededpaper || Defeat 500 (?) [[killer printer]]s
|-
| [[Enter Initials]] || [[Image:3,333,360.gif]] || 3,333,360 || Score higher than 90,000 points in a Too Hard retcon
|-
| [[Amateur Vulcanologist]] || [[Image:thewatersfine.gif]] || thewatersfine || Fighting a lava + racing opponent during a Too Hard retcon?
|-
| [[The Soul Gazes Back]] || [[Image:thirdactor.gif]] || thirdactor || Facing [[Sophocles]] having the [[Sophocle's bifocles]] equipped.
|-
| [[Cyberpsychologist]] || [[Image:zomszomsinthedeep.gif]] || zomszomsinthedeep || Perm all 8 of the skills from bosses in [[Shiloh Sanatarium (zone)|Shiloh Sanatarium sub-zones]]
|-
| [[Christmas Classics]] || [[image:kingofchristmastown.jpg]] || kingofchristmastown || Complete an [[Heirloom (dict)|Heirloom]] Retcon inheriting a Christmas gift?
|-
| [[Eternal Grit]] || [[Image:falsedarkness.gif]] || falsedarkness || Defeat a [[Dark_and_Gritty|recurring villain]] a hundred times?
|-
| [[Dashing Hat Trick]] || [[Image:hunttheburninator.gif]] || hunttheburninator|| Complete Hero Dash 3 times.
|-
| [[Now a Word From Our Sponsors]] || [[Image:vhf4life.jpg]] || vhf4life || Unlock 13 sponsor options from the [[cape of sponsorship]]
|}
[[Category:Merit Badges|*]]

When Life Gives you pollution

2024-06-11T04:09:39Z

Penguinpyro:

Dragon hatchet

2024-05-10T18:53:28Z

Penguinpyro: thanks to Yurick for discovering a hidden goodie

{{item
|descid=47270461
|itemid=2624
|name=dragon hatchet
|plural=
|image=dragonhatchet.gif
|desc=This axe carries all the force of a mighty dragon or a territorial musk ox or particularly perturbed pangolin. Nobody should have that much power, except maybe you. I mean, you can handle it right? With great power comes great corr... responsibility and all that.
|type=Ranged weapon
|weapontype=Archaic blunt
|power=201
|level=10
|autosell=200
|nopull=yes
|ench={{modifier|tohit|+5%}}
{{modifier|critical|+5%}}

{{modifier|criticalnote}}
|obtain=
}}

==Notes==
* While this is a ranged weapon, it also enables using melee-only skills such as Maul of the Cave Bear or Strike of the Ion Eel.

Merit Badges

2024-04-13T06:18:43Z

Penguinpyro:

All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]].

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! '''Badge''' !! '''Image''' !! '''Image name''' !! '''Requirement'''
|-
| [[Heroic Recycler]] || [[Image:Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg]] || reduce-and-reuse-first || [[Talismans (hideout)|Transmogrifying]] 20 times
|-
| [[From Dusk 'Til Dawn]] || [[Image:sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] || sun-go-up-sun-go-down || Patrol until 6:30 AM
|-
| [[Crystal Collector]] || [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] || mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma || Collect 333 [[cosmic crystals]]
|-
| [[Coffee Snob]] || [[Image:Nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]] || nothing-but-kopi-luwak || Drink 72 [[fancy latte]]s
|-
| [[Joltin' Joe Sombrero]] || [[Image:left-and-gone-away.jpg]] || left-and-gone-away || Use 56 [[baseball bat]]s
|-
| [[Pinball Wizard]] || [[Image:getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] || getafirstlife-dot-com || Level each game in the [[Virtual Reality Gaming Center]] to bracket 10
|-
| [[Delayed Gratification]] || [[Image:twice-as-nice.jpg]] || twice-as-nice || Level up twice in a row without leaving the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]]
|-
| || || || "Impossible" Badge
|-
| [[Talk About an Old Timer]] || [[Image:You-alpha-believe-it.jpg]] || you-alpha-believe-it || Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Really Out to Sea]] || [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]] || think-im-a-banana-tree || Have exactly 51 [[playing card]]s in your inventory
|-
| [[Tremors Are My Friend]] || [[Image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]] || seismic-raspberry || Collect 500 [[T.a.I.L.o.R.|S.U.I.T. points]]
|-
| [[Two Bits Times Two]] || [[Image:golden-oldie.jpg]] || golden-oldie || Reach level 50
|-
| [[Lazy Boy and the Recliner]] || [[Image:i-am-sofa-king.jpg]] || i-am-sofa-king || [[Rest for a turn|Rest]] more than 210 minutes in one day
|-
| [[I Have a Bridge to Sell You]] || [[Image:Think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]] || think-this-badge-is-about-you || Donate for 11 straight days to the [[Starboard Port|Snowflake Leader Board]]
|-
| [[The Badge of the Wicked]] || [[Image:weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]] || wheeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh || Wear [[A_costumed_thug_(droog)|Droog]] costume with [[Moped]]
|-
| [[Brontosaurus Bully‎]] || [[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]] || dinosaur-in-a-haystack || Collect 200 [[red claw]]s and 200 [[red tooth|red teeth]]
|-
| [[Where's the party?]] || [[Image:what-no-cake.gif]] || what-no-cake || Having at least 1200 minutes of [[Mechapinata!!]]
|-
| [[National Lampoons]] || [[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]] || some-town-in-maryland || Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat [[Intermission]] a total of 20 times
|-
| [[Quite the Bulldozer]] || [[Image:Six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]] || six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get || Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the [[Clean Up the Rubble Field|rubble field]] (no longer obtainable)
|-
| || || || Currently Unknown
|-
| [[Month of Mayhem]] || [[Image:Thirty-days-hath-september.gif]] || thirty-days-hath-september || Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time
|-
| [[Skin of the Teeth]] || [[Image:those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]] || those-are-razor-thin-margins || Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end
|-
| [[More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty]] || [[Image:quicker-picker-upper.gif]] || quicker-picker-upper || Have 50 or more [[damage absorption]]
|-
| [[Whirlwind Tour]] || [[Image:around-and-around-it-goes.gif]] || around-and-around-it-goes || Complete a run in ≤ 32hrs.
|-
| [[Emperor's New Badge]] || [[Image:Clear.gif]] || clear || Be [[Invisible Store|invisibly-equipped]]
|-
| [[That Old Trope Again?]] || [[Image:one-man-cannot-summon-the-future.gif]] || one-man-cannot-summon-the-future || Fight [[your evil twin]] 20 times
|-
| [[Grandmaster of Retcon]] || [[Image:you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]] || you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate || Have a full chess set ([[King of Armageddon|king]], [[Queen of the Apocalypse|queen]], 2 [[Knight of Ruin|knights]], 2 [[Bishop of Wreckage|bishops]], 2 [[Rook of the Cataclysm|rooks]], 8 [[Pawn of Destruction|pawns]]) in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]]
|-
| [[Sybil]] || [[Image:i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them.gif]] || i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them || Have each [[Reputation]] at least once in your Retcon history
|-
| [[Rogue Ranch Repeated Redux]] || [[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]] || once-twice-four-times-a-hero || Create a [[Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant]]
|-
| [[This Lousy Badge]] || [[Image:you-omicron-believe-it.gif]] || you-omicron-believe-it || Be a beta tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Mettle Gear Solid]] || [[Image:I-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]] || i-always-die-on-the-first-screen || Have a [[Supersolid mettle medal]] equipped
|-
| [[The White Badge]] || [[Image:Elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]] || elephant-in-my-pajamas || Defeat 20 [[evil velour elephant]]s (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Evil Moustache]] || [[Image:this-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]] || this-cant-possibly-be-good || Have all [[Static Villains|Static Villains]] and [[Wandering Villains|Wandering Villains]] item drops in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]].
|-
| [[Give 'em a Hand]] || [[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]] || golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work || Trade in 15 [[the other other hand]]
|-
| [[+1000 Points]] || [[Image:thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw.jpg]] || thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw || ???
|-
| [[Four, Four, Four, Four Heroes in One]] || [[Image:sixtyeightdude.jpg]] || sixtyeightdude || Perm all class [[skills]]
|-
| [[Talismaniac]] || [[Image:horribleblackvoid.gif]] || horribleblackvoid || Complete five [[retcon (manual)|retcons]] with five different non-class [[Talismans (manual)|Talismans]] equipped
|-
| [[Utility Badge]] || [[Image:obviousborgjoke.gif]] || obviousborgjoke.|| Have [[Somber's Fedora]], [[Ever-Dim Halter]], [[Shade's Cargo Pants]], [[Dusk's Baton]], and the [[Futility Belt]] equipped
|-
| [[The Most Interesting Badge in the World]] || [[Image:stayfrostymyfriends.gif]] || stayfrostymyfriends || Complete an heirloom run inheriting [[the most interesting item in the world]] and then start another run
|-
| [[Ionic Science]] || [[Image:likeanionstormonyourweddingday.gif]] || likeanionstormonyourweddingday || Having [[Ionic Bondage]] skill permed and with 10 {{skillPoint}}s invested.
|-
| [[Candy Sovereign]] || [[Image:trickertreatersoldierspy.gif]] || trickertreatersoldierspy || Having the [[Brick Intestine]], [[Hungry like the Wolf Pup]], [[It's Placebo Effective!]], and [[Spitting Lightning]] effects active.
|-
| [[Ice Cubed]] || [[image:tothethirdpower.gif]] || tothethirdpower || Complete three heirloom retcons inheriting the [[novelty ice cube tray]]
|-
| [[When Life Gives you pollution]] || [[dontgiveahoot.gif]] || dontgiveahoot || Throw enough combat items at [[Sludgyre]]?
|-
| [[XXIIIrd Time's a Charm]] || [[Image:tisbutxxiiiscratches.jpg]] || tisbutxxiiiscratches || Defeat 23 [[stabbing stagehand]]
|-
| [[Knight of the Old Stuff]] || [[Image:forgeandthefold.gif]] || forgeandthefold|| ???
|-
| [[This Badge is so Meta]] || [[Image:Iheardyoulikebadges.jpg]] || Iheardyoulikebadges|| ???
|-
| [[Aspiring Luddite]] || [[Image:itjustneededpaper.jpg]] || itjustneededpaper || Defeat 500 (?) [[killer printer]]s
|-
| [[Enter Initials]] || [[Image:3,333,360.gif]] || 3,333,360 || Score higher than 90,000 points in a Too Hard retcon
|-
| [[Amateur Vulcanologist]] || [[Image:thewatersfine.gif]] || thewatersfine || Fighting a lava + racing opponent during a Too Hard retcon?
|-
| [[The Soul Gazes Back]] || [[Image:thirdactor.gif]] || thirdactor || Facing [[Sophocles]] having the [[Sophocle's bifocles]] equipped.
|-
| [[Cyberpsychologist]] || [[Image:zomszomsinthedeep.gif]] || zomszomsinthedeep || Perm all 8 of the skills from bosses in [[Shiloh Sanatarium (zone)|Shiloh Sanatarium sub-zones]]
|-
| [[Christmas Classics]] || [[image:kingofchristmastown.jpg]] || kingofchristmastown || Complete an [[Heirloom (dict)|Heirloom]] Retcon inheriting a Christmas gift?
|-
| [[Eternal Grit]] || [[Image:falsedarkness.gif]] || falsedarkness || Defeat a [[Dark_and_Gritty|recurring villain]] a hundred times?
|-
| [[Dashing Hat Trick]] || [[Image:hunttheburninator.gif]] || hunttheburninator|| Complete Hero Dash 3 times.
|-
| [[Now a Word From Our Sponsors]] || [[Image:vhf4life.jpg]] || vhf4life || Unlock 13 sponsor options from the [[cape of sponsorship]]
|}
[[Category:Merit Badges|*]]

Now a Word From Our Sponsors

2024-04-13T06:18:22Z

Penguinpyro:

{{Merit_Badge
|desc= The instructor clucks his tongue. "Back in my day, everything was sponsored by coffinmakers and stuff-that-put-you-in-a-coffinmakers. Kids these days getting sponsored by local businesses for chatting on the computernets. But a good job is a good job, so you'd better take this."

You get a merit badge: '''Now a Word From Our Sponsors'''

|image=vhf4life.gif
|reqs=Get 13 sponsor options in the [[cape of sponsorship]]}}

Chocolate chip

2024-04-12T16:43:05Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=9947137
|itemid=1513
|name=chocolate chip
|plural=chocolate chips
|image=chocolate-chip.gif
|desc=Twilight Heroes: Baking Served Nightly.

This is a gigantic chocolate chip, perfect for making a chocolate chip cookie. Or a hat.
|type=misc
|level=2
|autosell=108
|weldable=yes
|obtain=[[Teeter Street]]
:*[[Player and the Chocolate Factory]]
|uses={{canbeassembled|candy shell|en 'n' ens}}
{{canbewelded|cavorite|sweet derby hat}}
|sugar=yes
|sugarfullness=2
|consume=Mmmm, chocolate! Nom nom nom!

{{time|21-27}}
|multiuse=Mmmm, chocolates! Nom nom nom!

{{time}}
}}

Cavorite

2024-04-12T16:42:48Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=1184611
|itemid=773
|name=cavorite
|plural=plates of cavorite
|image=cavorite.gif
|desc=When you're going to go out for a fun time of prancing and dancing about, this is the metal for you. Well, that, or it's a futuristic metal that will help you overcome gravity's merciless grip.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=45
|weldable=yes
|obtain=Using [[Metalmorph]] with [[plasteel plating]]. 
Using [[prize box]].
|uses={{canbewelded|black gloves|UltraSport boxing gloves}}
{{canbewelded|cast arm cast|UltraSport boxing gloves}}
{{canbewelded|needler|shrapnel gun}}
{{canbewelded|sneakiers|UltraSport socks}}
{{canbewelded|plasteel helmet|cavorite cap}}
{{canbewelded|plasteel shield|cavorite cover}}
{{canbewelded|plasteel shirt|UltraSport jersey}}
{{canbewelded|plasteel trousers|UltraSport slacks}}
{{canbewelded|Gallagher's mallet|Gulliver's maul}}
{{canbewelded|chocolate chip|sweet derby hat}}
* Can be [[catalyze]]d into [[paladinum]].}}
==Notes==
{{Contest|Bienenstock|716|May 2009 bounty}}
==References==
* {{wikipedia|Cavorite}} is the name of a fictional substance that first appeared in the novel {{Wikipedia|The First Men in the Moon}} by {{Wikipedia|H. G. Wells}} and was later used in other novels and comics. It is described as being impervious to gravity and can shield other materials from its effects.

Sweet derby hat

2024-04-12T16:42:34Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=12068986
|itemid=2579
|name=sweet derby hat
|plural=
|image=chocolate-chip.gif
|desc=Chocolate under the effects of extremely high gravity can form a number of exotic chocolates, like black hole chocolates and chocolate hats. The residual gravitational pull attracts candy like a normal derby attracts fans.
|type=Helmet
|power=122
|level=11
|autosell=216
|ench={{modifier|ppreturned|+2%}}
{{modifier|sugardrop|+20%}}
|obtain={{weld|chocolate chip|cavorite|sweet derby hat}}
}}

Rattling chains

2024-04-12T16:41:58Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=41614445
|itemid=2578
|name=rattling chains
|plural=
|image=chain-links.gif
|desc=Warmer than chains of ectoplasm, scarier than chains of letters, and louder than chains of saws, these are the perfect piece to complete your ghost costume.
|type=Melee weapon
|weapontype=Whips and flexible
|power=111
|level=10
|autosell=222
|ench={{modifier|elementaldamage|sonic|+9}}
{{modifier|elementaldamage|psychic|+9}}
|obtain={{weld|markov chain|markov chain|rattling chains}}
}}

Lab Assistant

2024-04-06T04:10:36Z

Penguinpyro:

{{Sidekick
|name=Lab Assistant
|image=labassistant.gif
|id=35
|desc=There are plenty of chemists and alchemists on the mean streets (and meaner mountains) of Twilight, but only a few will work with heroes. Your sidekick's picked up some basics, but '''be careful with the acid! Not there! Run!'''
|cap=20
|source=Basic understudy
|ability=Deals acid damage
|msg=*<name> splashes your opponent with the results of a recent experiment for {{element|acid|X}} damage.
*<name> furiously mixes up some more chemicals to throw at... hopefully not you. It's going to be you, isn't it?}}
==Notes==
* Defeating [[alchemist]] and [[chemist]] for the first time with this sidekick results in the message:

<name> finds some notes on someone called Auric and gets really interested in researching him further.

* Defeating them further times results in:

<name> is still looking into Auric and contemplates your foe's notes without making any headway. It seems like just waiting for a lucky break isn't going to do it.

Items by number (2800-2899)

2024-04-05T23:13:13Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2800. [[bubble pipe]] 
2801. [[sidekick dossiers]] 
2802. [[Santa uniform]] 
2803. [[bandaged present]] 
2804. [[waterlogged present]] 
2805. [[overwrapped present]] 
2806. [[]] 
2807. [[decoy present]] 
2808. [[]] 
2809. [[]] 
2810. [[raw somersite]] 
2811. [[]] 
2812. [[]] 
2813. [[]] 
2814. [[]] 
2815. [[]] 
2816. [[]] 
2817. [[rope of socks]] 
2818. [[prospecting map]] 
2819. [[mining shovel]] 
2820. [[dusty horns]] 
2821. [[dusty contract]] 
2822. [[dusty fiddle]] 
2823. [[blank paperwork]] 
2824. [[]] 
2825. [[pale horse]] 
2826. [[white hat]] 
2827. [[cavalry scythe]] 
2828. [[spectral six-shooter]] 
2829. [[greased holster]] 
2830. [[cup of ghost]] 
2831. [[ghost mask]] 
2832. [[black hat]] 
2833. [[campfire coffee]] 
</td><td>
2834. [[spurs]] 
2835. [[worn mining pick]] 
2836. [[somersite eye]] 
2837. [[reindeer reins]] 
2838. [[feldspar of sparring]] 
2839. [[gem of holograms]] 
2840. [[beryl of monkeys]] 
2841. [[quartz of caffeine]] 
2842. [[crystal of clarity]] 
2843. [[half-full hourglass]] 
2844. [[half-empty hourglass]] 
2845. [[detective treat]] 
2846. [[cursed chip]] 
2847. [[cursed sorbet]] 
2848. [[cursed remote control]] 
2849. [[cursed repellent]] 
2850. [[cursed medicine]] 
2851. [[cursed adventure]] 
2852. [[cursed tea leaves]] 
2853. [[cursed brooch]] 
2854. [[scarab hairpin]] 
2855. [[scarab tie tack]] 
2856. [[scarab cufflinks]] 
2857. [[scarab earring]] 
2858. [[pyramid chip]] 
2859. [[dusty card]] 
2860. [[decorative bandage]] 
2861. [[]] 
2862. [[interstellar pack]] 
2863. [[spacetime camera]] 
2864. [[xenoflower shirt]] 
2865. [[sharp old knife]] 
2866. [[dull new knife]] 
</td><td>
2867. [[future laser sword]] 
2868. [[bent pyramid chip]] 
2869. [[]] 
2870. [[run-down pyramid]] 
2871. [[baseball ruby]] 
2872. [[one sidekick band]] 
2873. [[]] 
2874. [[deep blue jeans]] 
2875. [[parade float]] 
2876. [[cinnamonster candy]] 
2877. [[peppermint peppers]] 
2878. [[sparkling spark ring]] 
2879. [[rocking popping candy]] 
2880. [[sour grapes candy]] 
2881. [[candied crab]] 
2882. [[cotton candy bracelet]] 
2883. [[licorice shades]] 
2884. [[slip of borrowing]] 
2885. [[Sneak King shadow]] 
2886. [[debate gavel]] 
2887. [[space boots]] 
2888. [[ripped pants]] 
2889. [[School of Villainy t-shirt]] 
2890. [[cool kid's cool hat]] 
2891. [[brimstone book]] 
2892. [[superultimate gloves]] 
2893. [[]] 
2894. [[toothsome necklace]] 
2895. [[floral Hawaiian shirt]] 
2896. [[floral camouflage coat]] 
2897. [[telescoping telescope]] 
2898. [[shooting star]] 
2899. [[radio star]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Ripped pants

2024-04-05T23:13:01Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=86404457
|itemid=2888
|name=ripped pants
|plural=unknown
|image=tattered-shorts.gif
|desc= If there's one thing skaters and people who play obscure RPGs have in common, it's that they both realize pants are armor for your legs. These pants have definitely done their share of armoring and look right on the edge of giving up the ghost.

On the bright side, nobody actually tracks armor damage and distressed clothing is in this year.

|type=Pants
|power=25
|autosell=50
|ench={{modifier|brute}}
{{modifier|hip}}

|obtain=[[School of Villainy]]
:*[[Unfair Activities]]
}}

Robotics kit

2024-04-05T23:07:06Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=1267389
|itemid=488
|name=robotics kit
|plural=robotics kits
|image=robot-kit.gif
|desc=With this kit and some structural material (your favorite metal, for instance), you can build yourself a cute little robot buddy to accompany you on your adventures. Remember, though, don't hit your little buddy in the head with his own hat. Robots have feelings too, you know.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=100
|notrade=yes
|weldable=yes
|obtain=[[University Heights]]
:*Buy at [[Robotics Club]]
|uses={{canbewelded|plasteel plating|black robot}}
{{canbewelded|titanium plating|grey robot}}
{{canbewelded|infernal pinata|mechapinata}}
{{canbewelded|infernium slab|red robot}}
{{canbewelded|cybertronium|robot with a heart of gold}}
{{canbewelded|scrapped Elijah bot|Elijah bot}}}}
{{canbewelded|xentrium ingot|beady-eyed robot}}
{{canbewelded|ye olde toffee|toffee tarantula}}
=References=
* The description refers to [[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]], as the Skipper referred to Gilligan as "Little Buddy" and had a habit of smacking him with his own hat when he inevitably fouled up their attempts to leave the island.
{{norecyc}}

Coil of rope

2024-04-05T23:06:55Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=7707665
|itemid=629
|name=coil of rope
|plural=coils of rope
|image=coil-of-rope.gif
|desc=This is a coil of rope. You can use it for many things, but the most likely thing for a superhero to do is tie one arm behind their back and then taking on an opponent, thus proving their mettle.
|type=offhand
|autosell=86
|obtain=[[Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick]]
:*[[Pax Verde commando]]
|ench={{modifier|toughness|+7}}
|uses={{canbewelded|big left hook|improvised grapnel}}
{{canbewelded|nothing|nothing but net}}
{{canbewelded|ye olde toffee|toffee tangle}}
{{component|xentrium barding}}}}

Verse of the dodo

2024-04-05T23:06:43Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=8541997
|itemid=434
|name=verse of the dodo
|plural=verses of the dodo
|image=note.gif
|desc=This is a touching, skillful, pages-long verse about the dodo bird. Powerful and moving, the contemplation of another creature's extinction makes this life seem all that much more valuable and precious.
|type=acc
|level=6
|obtain=[[Triassic Park and Bestiary]]
:*[[Two Paths Diverged in a Prehistoric Wood]]
|autosell=253
|weldable=yes
|uses={{canbeassembled|Elijah bot|robotic cheerleader}}
{{canbewelded|Schrodinger's Box|music box}}
{{canbewelded|pentium|pentameter}}
{{canbewelded|nonseizium|photoelectric cello}}
{{canbewelded|Aquasson logo|siren's song}}
{{canbewelded|yuggothium|curse of the dodo}}
{{canbewelded|a team van|Ludvig Van's Fifth Symphony}}
{{canbewelded|spinning ingot|entrancing tune}}
{{canbewelded|ye olde toffee|toffee tango}}
|ench={{modifier|xp|+3}}
}}
==Notes==
*This item was first seen equipped by the in-game NPC Susan Novak (#21), who is also notable for equipping items where they don't belong.
==References==
*References the book "The Song of the Dodo: Island Biogeography in an Age of Extinctions" by {{wikipedia|David Quammen}}.

User:Penguinpyro

2024-04-05T17:05:53Z

Penguinpyro:

==Bragsheet==

===Things I've done on the Wiki===
*Wrote most of the [[Retcon Guide]]
*<s>[[User:Penguinpyro/Penguinpyro's Retcon Walkthrough|Penguinpyro's Retcon Walkthrough]]- incomplete.</s>
*[[The Quick and Dirty Speed-Retcon Guide]]- A straightforward but advanced guide to how I speedrun.
*Revised the [[General Farming]] guide.

===Things I've done In-game===

*First to have 2x Robe of 'Umr At-Tawil, discovered the plural.
*Second place in Harry Dresden's March 2012 Level 50 Contest.
*First place for most total retcons.
*First place for Lifetime PvP Rank (permanently!)
*First place score for [[too hard]] retcons
*First place for Lifetime HP and PP
*Did 10 one-day retcons in 24 hours.
*[[Ion the prize]]
*Discovered a bunch of things in-game, including two [[Aspiring Luddite|merit]] [[Now a Word From Our Sponsors|badges]] and one [[ice cool kid|sidekick]].

===To Add To the Wiki===
* hammer recipes with toffee
* hammer recipes with computers
* paper mache recipes
* toffee recipes x3
* feels use
* training room enemies
* training room drops
* gritty enemies
* gritty item special effects
* somerset mine introduction
* somerset mine enemies
* somerset mine items
* level 11 shortcut
* lab assistant + quest
* pollution merit badge
* ZOM merit badge
* that one thing with Burning Ice
* sleeping dog thing (and other sleeping animals)
* mind jab thing
* monster truck thing
* season's greetings thing?
* lots more things that escape me

My alts are Fire Loving Chicken and Colonel of Truth. The former is a quasi-spading alt (mostly to screw around with crazy ideas). The latter is retired.

User:Penguinpyro

2024-04-05T16:59:31Z

Penguinpyro:

==Bragsheet==

===Things I've done on the Wiki===
*Wrote most of the [[Retcon Guide]]
*<s>[[User:Penguinpyro/Penguinpyro's Retcon Walkthrough|Penguinpyro's Retcon Walkthrough]]- incomplete.</s>
*[[The Quick and Dirty Speed-Retcon Guide]]- A straightforward but advanced guide to how I speedrun.
*Revised the [[General Farming]] guide.
*Discovered a bunch of things in-game, including two [[Aspiring Luddite|merit]] [[Now a Word From Our Sponsors|badges]] and one [[ice cool kid|sidekick]].

===Things I've done In-game===

*First to have 2x Robe of 'Umr At-Tawil, discovered the plural.
*Second place in Harry Dresden's March 2012 Level 50 Contest.
*First place for most total retcons.
*First place for Lifetime PvP Rank (permanently!)
*First place score for [[too hard]] retcons
*First place for Lifetime HP and PP
*Did 10 one-day retcons in 24 hours.
*[[Ion the prize]]

===To Add To the Wiki===
* hammer recipes with toffee
* hammer recipes with computers
* paper mache recipes
* toffee recipes x3
* feels use
* training room enemies
* training room drops
* gritty enemies
* gritty item special effects
* somerset mine introduction
* somerset mine enemies
* somerset mine items
* level 11 shortcut
* lab assistant + quest
* pollution merit badge
* ZOM merit badge
* that one thing with Burning Ice
* sleeping dog thing (and other sleeping animals)
* mind jab thing
* monster truck thing
* season's greetings thing?
* lots more things that escape me

My alts are Fire Loving Chicken and Colonel of Truth. The former is a quasi-spading alt (mostly to screw around with crazy ideas). The latter is retired.

Talk:Lab Assistant

2024-04-05T16:41:29Z

Penguinpyro: Created page with "Credit to Velvetdreams for discovering this sidekick. There's an unresolved miniquest of sorts in further alchemist/chemist win messages from this sidekick. So far I have tri..."

Credit to Velvetdreams for discovering this sidekick. There's an unresolved miniquest of sorts in further alchemist/chemist win messages from this sidekick.

So far I have tried: goldfinger gloves, box pill, philtre of fortune, wearing an outfit of pure xentrium (xentrium crossbow, xentrium helm, xentrium gloves, xentrium breastplate, xentrium breeches, xentrium boots, xentrium shield), irrhodium socket set, using the golden ticket, lead pipe, and a maxed out (20%) critical chance.
--[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] ([[User talk:Penguinpyro|talk]]) 09:41, 5 April 2024 (PDT)

Chemist

2024-04-05T16:39:26Z

Penguinpyro:

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=chemist
|image=chemist2.jpg
|desc=The chemist decides that if you're not going to accept his mild-mannered excuses designed to cover up his nefarious operations, then he'll just have to kill you! (See, you ''knew'' he was up to no good!)
|pronoun=He
|hit1=He lobs a flask of hydrochloric acid at you. Ouch, it hurts and burns! {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} +{{element|acid|}}}}
|hit2=He takes a small crystal from his pocket and throws it at your feet, causing an explosion. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} +{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit3=He throws some water at you. "That's not cool!" you reply. He then tosses some ammonium nitrate and asks "What about now?" {{hitnote|{{element|ice|}}}}
|miss1=He lobs a flask at you but misses. The floor where it fell starts bubbling, yikes!
|miss2=He takes a small crystal from his pocket and throws it at your feet but it just lays there. "Not enough ethanol" he grumbles.
|miss3=He throws some water at you. "That's not cool!" you reply. He throws some more, but fails to chill you.
|chips=158-263
|xp=210
|item1=furry pill|image1=berry-pill.gif|drop1={{statrate|12365|2455|+}}
|item2=low pill|image2=low-pill.gif|drop2={{statrate|12365|2429|+}}
|item3=russet lump|image3=russet-lump.gif|drop3={{statrate|12365|3716|+}}
|item4=xentrium ingot|image4=xentrium-ingot.gif|drop4={{statrate|12365|479|+}}
|item5=pulchritudinous panacea|image5=pulchritudinous-panacea.gif|drop5={{statrate|12365|1331|+}}
|loc1=Castle Hundenswein
|newres={{res|fire|100}} {{res|acid|100}}
}}
==Notes==
* Occurs as one of the possible results of [[Forgot to Mention the Crystal Skulls]].
==References==
* The second hit and miss message reference a scene from the TV series {{wikipedia|Breaking_Bad|Breaking Bad}} where the main character, a chemist, uses a shard of mercury fulminate which can detonate on impact. Ethanol is part of the preparation.
* The third hit and miss message reference the adding of ammonium nitrate to water as an endothermic reaction, which absorbs heat from the environment.

*Defeating this enemy with a [[basic understudy]] (and [[skeptic sandals]] equipped?) results in a message:

:<name> studiously pores over the chemist's notes and makes a bunch of progress towards puzzling them out.

*Getting the above message 10 times (from either this opponent or the [[alchemist]] unlocks the [[Lab Assistant]] with the message:

:<name> pokes around the chemist's notes, eyes widening with realization.

*Defeating this enemy for the first time with the [[Lab Assistant]] results in the message:

:<name> finds some notes on someone called Auric and gets really interested in researching him further.

*Defeating this enemy further times with the [[Lab Assistant]]

:<name> is still looking into Auric and contemplates your foe's notes without making any headway. It seems like just waiting for a lucky break isn't going to do it.

Alchemist

2024-04-05T16:39:02Z

Penguinpyro: Credit to Velvetdreams for discovering new sidekick and a new (unsolved) mini-quest

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=alchemist
|image=Chemist.jpg
|desc=In this day and age, it takes a certain sort of person to throw the reliable science of chemistry out the window in place of the unreliable mysticism of alchemy. Such a person as this unreliable woman, who wants to throw you out the same window that chemistry went out long ago.
|pronoun=She
|hit1=She decides that if she can't turn lead into gold, she'll turn you into carbon. {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit2=She pushes you into a vat of liquid nitrogen that she was trying to turn into liquid platinum. {{hitnote|{{element|ice|}}}}
|hit3=She throws a series liquids at you to see if you're soluble in them. It turns out that you are. {{hitnote|{{element|acid|}}}}
|miss1=She decides that if she can't turn lead into gold, she'll turn gold into lead. She consults her notes and starts writing a grant proposal.
|miss2=She pushes you into a vat of liquid nitrogen, but it's already been transmuted into liquid ice cream.
|miss3=She throws a series liquids at you to see if you're soluble in them. But since you're the problem, you're not part of the solution.
|chips=169-282
|xp=225
|item1=lion pill|image1=box-pill.gif|drop1={{statrate|9653|1888|+}}
|item2=low pill|image2=low-pill.gif|drop2={{statrate|9653|1892|+}}
|item3=golden powder|image3=golden-powder.gif|drop3={{statrate|9653|2858|+}}
|item4=xentrium ingot|image4=xentrium-ingot.gif|drop4={{statrate|9653|538|+}}
|item5=pulchritudinous panacea|image5=pulchritudinous-panacea.gif|drop5={{statrate|9653|2160|+}}
|loc1=Castle Hundenswein
|newres={{res|electric|100}} {{res|acid|100}}
}}
==Notes==
*Defeating this enemy with a [[basic understudy]] (and [[skeptic sandals]] equipped?) results in a message:

:<name> studiously pores over the chemist's notes and makes a bunch of progress towards puzzling them out.

*Getting the above message 10 times (from either this opponent or the [[chemist]] unlocks the [[Lab Assistant]] with the message:

:<name> pokes around the chemist's notes, eyes widening with realization.

*Defeating this enemy for the first time with the [[Lab Assistant]] results in the message:

:<name> finds some notes on someone called Auric and gets really interested in researching him further.

*Defeating this enemy further times with the [[Lab Assistant]]

:<name> is still looking into Auric and contemplates your foe's notes without making any headway. It seems like just waiting for a lucky break isn't going to do it.

Sidekicks by number

2024-04-05T16:37:35Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
1. [[Basic understudy]] 
2. [[Self defense expert]] 
3. [[Karate expert]] 
4. [[Jujitsu expert]] 
5. [[Massage therapist]] 
6. [[Documentarian]] 
7. [[Flea market trader]] 
8. [[Mimic]] 
9. [[Egyptian knife fighter]] 
10. [[Grumpy old smuggler]] 
11. [[Race car driver]] 
12. [[Mechanic]] 
13. [[Ice sculptor]] 
14. [[Extortionist]] 
15. [[Electrical "engineer"]] 
16. [[Rules lawyer]] 
17. [[Majestic noble]] 
18. [[Mag-Wai warrior]] 
19. [[Accountant]] 
20. [[International agent of intrigue]] 
21. [[Demolition man]] 
22. [[Cosmic jester]] 
23. [[Motivational speaker]] 
24. [[Hoarder]] 
25. [[Psychoanalyst]] 
26. [[EMT]] 
27. [[Midi "musician"]] 
28. [[Eskrima master]] 
29. [[Minstrel]] 
30. [[Reformed arsonist]] 
31. [[Hero Dash trainer]] 
32. [[Arcane scholar]] 
33. [[Superagent]] 
</td><td>
34. [[Computer pharmacist]] 
35. [[Lab Assistant]] 
36. [[Night owl]] 
37. [[Pied piper]] 
38. [[Cheerleader]] 
39. [[Comeback artist]] 
40. [[Urban Explorer]] 
41. [[Ice cool kid]] 
42. [[Honorable thief]] 
43. [[Water carrier]] 
44. [[Hero Dash fan]] 
45. [[Ye olde graduate]] 
46. [[Mirror Protege]] 
47. [[Gym Buddy]] 
48. [[Little Magnifier]] 
49. [[Mall Santa]] 
50. [[Entire Band]] 
51. 
52. 
53. 
54. 
55. 
56. 
57. 
58. 
59. 
60. 
61. 
62. 
63. 
64. 
65. 
66. 
</td><td>
67. 
68. 
69. 
70. 
71. 
72. 
73. 
74. 
75. 
76. 
77. 
78. 
79. 
80. 
81. 
82. 
83. 
84. 
85. 
86. 
87. 
88. 
89. 
90. 
91. 
92. 
93. 
94. 
95. 
96. 
97. 
98. 
99. 
</td>
</table>
[[Category:Guides]]

Lab Assistant

2024-04-05T16:33:16Z

Penguinpyro: Created page with "{{Sidekick |name=Lab Assistant |image=labassistant.gif |id=35 |desc=There are plenty of chemists and alchemists on the mean streets (and meaner mountains) of Twilight, but onl..."

{{Sidekick
|name=Lab Assistant
|image=labassistant.gif
|id=35
|desc=There are plenty of chemists and alchemists on the mean streets (and meaner mountains) of Twilight, but only a few will work with heroes. Your sidekick's picked up some basics, but '''be careful with the acid! Not there! Run!'''
|cap=20
|source=Basic understudy
|ability=Deals acid damage
|msg=*<name> splashes your opponent with the results of a recent experiment for {{element|acid|X}} damage.
*<name> furiously mixes up some more chemicals to throw at... hopefully not you. It's going to be you, isn't it?}}
==Notes==
* Defeating [[alchemist]] and [[chemist]] for the first time with this sidekick results in the message:

Nuck Chorris finds some notes on someone called Auric and gets really interested in researching him further.

* Defeating them further times results in:

Nuck Chorris is still looking into Auric and contemplates your foe's notes without making any headway. It seems like just waiting for a lucky break isn't going to do it.

Basic understudy

2024-04-05T16:26:49Z

Penguinpyro:

{{Sidekick
|name=Basic understudy
|image=understudy-sidekick.gif
|id=1
|desc=The understudy is ready to learn but mostly unskilled. Other than finding an occasional opportunity for attacking, they're not much help.
|cap=10
|source=All the World's a Quest, and All the Men and Women Merely Heroes‎
|ability=Attacks
|msg=*The understudy gets in a tentative attack, kicking your opponent for '''X damage'''.
*The understudy can't seem to find a way to get into the fight.}}
==Notes==
* '''X''' is between Level-1 and Level+1, capped at 10.
*Adventuring with [[basic understudy]] after 4 AM in-game time grants [[Night owl]]
*Fighting a total of 10 alchemists and chemists (with skeptic sandals equipped?) grants [[Lab Assistant]]

Basic understudy

2024-04-05T16:26:32Z

Penguinpyro:

Talk:When Life Gives you pollution

2024-04-05T16:22:16Z

Penguinpyro: Created page with "Found on Yurick's merit badges. The merit badge's placement (in roughly the same area as Ice Cubed) and the description + image name strongly suggest it is associated with S..."

Found on Yurick's merit badges. The merit badge's placement (in roughly the same area as Ice Cubed) and the description + image name strongly suggest it is associated with [[Sludgyre]] somehow. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] ([[User talk:Penguinpyro|talk]]) 09:22, 5 April 2024 (PDT)

When Life Gives you pollution

2024-04-05T16:21:11Z

Penguinpyro: Created page with "{{Merit_Badge |desc= ''unknown'' You get a merit badge: '''When Life Gives you Pollution''' |image=dontgiveahoot.jpg |reqs=Throwing combat items at Sludgyre?}}"

{{Merit_Badge
|desc= ''unknown''

You get a merit badge: '''When Life Gives you Pollution'''

|image=dontgiveahoot.jpg
|reqs=Throwing combat items at [[Sludgyre]]?}}

Merit Badges

2024-04-05T16:20:12Z

Penguinpyro: new merit badge

All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]].

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! '''Badge''' !! '''Image''' !! '''Image name''' !! '''Requirement'''
|-
| [[Heroic Recycler]] || [[Image:Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg]] || reduce-and-reuse-first || [[Talismans (hideout)|Transmogrifying]] 20 times
|-
| [[From Dusk 'Til Dawn]] || [[Image:sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] || sun-go-up-sun-go-down || Patrol until 6:30 AM
|-
| [[Crystal Collector]] || [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] || mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma || Collect 333 [[cosmic crystals]]
|-
| [[Coffee Snob]] || [[Image:Nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]] || nothing-but-kopi-luwak || Drink 72 [[fancy latte]]s
|-
| [[Joltin' Joe Sombrero]] || [[Image:left-and-gone-away.jpg]] || left-and-gone-away || Use 56 [[baseball bat]]s
|-
| [[Pinball Wizard]] || [[Image:getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] || getafirstlife-dot-com || Level each game in the [[Virtual Reality Gaming Center]] to bracket 10
|-
| [[Delayed Gratification]] || [[Image:twice-as-nice.jpg]] || twice-as-nice || Level up twice in a row without leaving the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]]
|-
| || || || "Impossible" Badge
|-
| [[Talk About an Old Timer]] || [[Image:You-alpha-believe-it.jpg]] || you-alpha-believe-it || Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Really Out to Sea]] || [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]] || think-im-a-banana-tree || Have exactly 51 [[playing card]]s in your inventory
|-
| [[Tremors Are My Friend]] || [[Image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]] || seismic-raspberry || Collect 500 [[T.a.I.L.o.R.|S.U.I.T. points]]
|-
| [[Two Bits Times Two]] || [[Image:golden-oldie.jpg]] || golden-oldie || Reach level 50
|-
| [[Lazy Boy and the Recliner]] || [[Image:i-am-sofa-king.jpg]] || i-am-sofa-king || [[Rest for a turn|Rest]] more than 210 minutes in one day
|-
| [[I Have a Bridge to Sell You]] || [[Image:Think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]] || think-this-badge-is-about-you || Donate for 11 straight days to the [[Starboard Port|Snowflake Leader Board]]
|-
| [[The Badge of the Wicked]] || [[Image:weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]] || wheeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh || Wear [[A_costumed_thug_(droog)|Droog]] costume with [[Moped]]
|-
| [[Brontosaurus Bully‎]] || [[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]] || dinosaur-in-a-haystack || Collect 200 [[red claw]]s and 200 [[red tooth|red teeth]]
|-
| [[Where's the party?]] || [[Image:what-no-cake.gif]] || what-no-cake || Having at least 1200 minutes of [[Mechapinata!!]]
|-
| [[National Lampoons]] || [[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]] || some-town-in-maryland || Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat [[Intermission]] a total of 20 times
|-
| [[Quite the Bulldozer]] || [[Image:Six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]] || six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get || Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the [[Clean Up the Rubble Field|rubble field]] (no longer obtainable)
|-
| || || || Currently Unknown
|-
| [[Month of Mayhem]] || [[Image:Thirty-days-hath-september.gif]] || thirty-days-hath-september || Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time
|-
| [[Skin of the Teeth]] || [[Image:those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]] || those-are-razor-thin-margins || Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end
|-
| [[More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty]] || [[Image:quicker-picker-upper.gif]] || quicker-picker-upper || Have 50 or more [[damage absorption]]
|-
| [[Whirlwind Tour]] || [[Image:around-and-around-it-goes.gif]] || around-and-around-it-goes || Complete a run in ≤ 32hrs.
|-
| [[Emperor's New Badge]] || [[Image:Clear.gif]] || clear || Be [[Invisible Store|invisibly-equipped]]
|-
| [[That Old Trope Again?]] || [[Image:one-man-cannot-summon-the-future.gif]] || one-man-cannot-summon-the-future || Fight [[your evil twin]] 20 times
|-
| [[Grandmaster of Retcon]] || [[Image:you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]] || you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate || Have a full chess set ([[King of Armageddon|king]], [[Queen of the Apocalypse|queen]], 2 [[Knight of Ruin|knights]], 2 [[Bishop of Wreckage|bishops]], 2 [[Rook of the Cataclysm|rooks]], 8 [[Pawn of Destruction|pawns]]) in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]]
|-
| [[Sybil]] || [[Image:i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them.gif]] || i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them || Have each [[Reputation]] at least once in your Retcon history
|-
| [[Rogue Ranch Repeated Redux]] || [[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]] || once-twice-four-times-a-hero || Create a [[Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant]]
|-
| [[This Lousy Badge]] || [[Image:you-omicron-believe-it.gif]] || you-omicron-believe-it || Be a beta tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Mettle Gear Solid]] || [[Image:I-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]] || i-always-die-on-the-first-screen || Have a [[Supersolid mettle medal]] equipped
|-
| [[The White Badge]] || [[Image:Elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]] || elephant-in-my-pajamas || Defeat 20 [[evil velour elephant]]s (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Evil Moustache]] || [[Image:this-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]] || this-cant-possibly-be-good || Have all [[Static Villains|Static Villains]] and [[Wandering Villains|Wandering Villains]] item drops in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]].
|-
| [[Give 'em a Hand]] || [[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]] || golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work || Trade in 15 [[the other other hand]]
|-
| [[+1000 Points]] || [[Image:thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw.jpg]] || thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw || ???
|-
| [[Four, Four, Four, Four Heroes in One]] || [[Image:sixtyeightdude.jpg]] || sixtyeightdude || Perm all class [[skills]]
|-
| [[Talismaniac]] || [[Image:horribleblackvoid.gif]] || horribleblackvoid || Complete five [[retcon (manual)|retcons]] with five different non-class [[Talismans (manual)|Talismans]] equipped
|-
| [[Utility Badge]] || [[Image:obviousborgjoke.gif]] || obviousborgjoke.|| Have [[Somber's Fedora]], [[Ever-Dim Halter]], [[Shade's Cargo Pants]], [[Dusk's Baton]], and the [[Futility Belt]] equipped
|-
| [[The Most Interesting Badge in the World]] || [[Image:stayfrostymyfriends.gif]] || stayfrostymyfriends || Complete an heirloom run inheriting [[the most interesting item in the world]] and then start another run
|-
| [[Ionic Science]] || [[Image:likeanionstormonyourweddingday.gif]] || likeanionstormonyourweddingday || Having [[Ionic Bondage]] skill permed and with 10 {{skillPoint}}s invested.
|-
| [[Candy Sovereign]] || [[Image:trickertreatersoldierspy.gif]] || trickertreatersoldierspy || Having the [[Brick Intestine]], [[Hungry like the Wolf Pup]], [[It's Placebo Effective!]], and [[Spitting Lightning]] effects active.
|-
| [[Ice Cubed]] || [[image:tothethirdpower.gif]] || tothethirdpower || Complete three heirloom retcons inheriting the [[novelty ice cube tray]]
|-
| [[When Life Gives you pollution]] || [[dontgiveahoot.gif]] || dontgiveahoot || Throw enough combat items at [[Sludgyre]]?
|-
| [[XXIIIrd Time's a Charm]] || [[Image:tisbutxxiiiscratches.jpg]] || tisbutxxiiiscratches || Defeat 23 [[stabbing stagehand]]
|-
| [[Knight of the Old Stuff]] || [[Image:forgeandthefold.gif]] || forgeandthefold|| ???
|-
| [[This Badge is so Meta]] || [[Image:Iheardyoulikebadges.jpg]] || Iheardyoulikebadges|| ???
|-
| [[Aspiring Luddite]] || [[Image:itjustneededpaper.jpg]] || itjustneededpaper || Defeat 500 (?) [[killer printer]]s
|-
| [[Enter Initials]] || [[Image:3,333,360.gif]] || 3,333,360 || Score higher than 90,000 points in a Too Hard retcon
|-
| [[Amateur Vulcanologist]] || [[Image:thewatersfine.gif]] || thewatersfine || Fighting a lava + racing opponent during a Too Hard retcon?
|-
| [[The Soul Gazes Back]] || [[Image:thirdactor.gif]] || thirdactor || Facing [[Sophocles]] having the [[Sophocle's bifocles]] equipped.
|-
| [[Cyberpsychologist]] || [[Image:zomszomsinthedeep.gif]] || zomszomsinthedeep || Perm all 8 of the skills from bosses in [[Shiloh Sanatarium (zone)|Shiloh Sanatarium sub-zones]]
|-
| [[Christmas Classics]] || [[image:kingofchristmastown.jpg]] || kingofchristmastown || Complete an [[Heirloom (dict)|Heirloom]] Retcon inheriting a Christmas gift?
|-
| [[Eternal Grit]] || [[Image:falsedarkness.gif]] || falsedarkness || Defeat a [[Dark_and_Gritty|recurring villain]] a hundred times?
|-
| [[Dashing Hat Trick]] || [[Image:hunttheburninator.gif]] || hunttheburninator|| Complete Hero Dash 3 times.
|-
| [[Now a Word From Our Sponsors]] || [[Image:vhf4life.jpg]] || vhf4life || Unlock enough sponsors from the [[cape of sponsorship]]?
|}
[[Category:Merit Badges|*]]

Toffee tarantula

2024-04-05T16:15:20Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=54468100
|itemid=2709
|name=toffee tarantula
|plural=unknown
|image=toffeetarantula.gif
|desc=Deep in the Blue Raspberry Mountains, toffee spiders hunt sugarbirds. With a long and healthy life, those spiders absorb enough sugar to spin licorice webs and develop a hard candy carapace.

Thankfully, years of propaganda board games have convinced children that the Blue Raspberry Mountains are nothing but a fantasy. This toffee spider is pretty obviously robotic, so it shouldn't break the illusion.
|type=misc
|nosell=yes
|notrade=yes
|usable=yes
|ench={{modifier|companion}}
|obtain={{weld|ye olde toffee|robotics kit|toffee tarantula}}
|used= ''unknown''
|multiuse=same
}}

Items by number (2700-2799)

2024-04-05T16:15:13Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2700. [[ye olde humvee]] 
2701. [[ye olde bungee]] 
2702. [[ye olde filigree]] 
2703. [[ye olde degree]] 
2704. [[ye olde epee]] 
2705. [[ye olde frisbee]] 
2706. [[ye olde levee]] 
2707. [[ye olde coatee]] 
2708. [[ye olde toffee]] 
2709. [[toffee tarantula]] 
2710. [[]] 
2711. [[toffee tangle]] 
2712. [[toffee tango]] 
2713. [[]] 
2714. [[toffee torus]] 
2715. [[ghostly gloves]] 
2716. [[ghoulish boots]] 
2717. [[paper mask]] 
2718. [[paper gloves]] 
2719. [[cast]] 
2720. [[transparent tin torus]] 
2721. [[Mirror of Oreh]] 
2722. [[Buzzkill anniversary blend]] 
2723. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2017 ring]] 
2724. [[cymbal monkey]] 
2725. [[cymbal monkey (allegro)]] 
2726. [[cymbal monkey (grave)]] 
2727. [[Judge's photo]] 
2728. [[the Count's watch]] 
2729. [[Titan's terrarium]] 
2730. [[Clever Girl's claw]] 
2731. [[gingerbread hero]] 
2732. [[Resolution Gym membership]] 
2733. [[warmer bag]] 
</td><td>
2734. [[jaywalking shoes]] 
2735. [[walking jay pin]] 
2736. [[esoteric pizza]] 
2737. [[total tea]] 
2738. [[rat's nest]] 
2739. [[magic sand]] 
2740. [[ordinary sand]] 
2741. [[cuckoo bird]] 
2742. [[cuckoo clock]] 
2743. [[SQUID disc: Stuff you just forgot]] 
2744. [[Rodents and Rogues adventure]] 
2745. [[Commander Clingfilm's Cowl]] 
2746. [[Painter's gun]] 
2747. [[Leaping Leopard pants]] 
2748. [[baseball onyx]] 
2749. [[ancestral thermos]] 
2750. [[femur club]] 
2751. [[business casual hides]] 
2752. [[safety boots]] 
2753. [[shoelaces]] 
2754. [[dismantled shoe]] 
2755. [[swarming shoes]] 
2756. [[shoefly]] 
2757. [[cobbler's family photo]] 
2758. [[cobbler's apple]] 
2759. [[needle and thread]] 
2760. [[surgical needle]] 
2761. [[cobbler cookie]] 
2762. [[cobbler's tools]] 
2763. [[elven sock]] 
2764. [[friendly white balloon]] 
2765. [[inspection tag]] 
2766. [[]] 
</td><td>
2767. [[]] 
2768. [[]] 
2769. [[]] 
2770. [[]] 
2771. [[]] 
2772. [[GOOD car]] 
2773. [[little magnifying glass]] 
2774. [[Belle Lokai's sunny coin]] 
2775. [[Belle Lokai's benighted coin]] 
2776. [[Futurelink terminal]] 
2777. [[Futurelink future buddy]] 
2778. [[Memetic Memoirs]] 
2779. [[barbaric dice cream cake]] 
2780. [[Pharaoh's headdress]] 
2781. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2018 ring]] 
2782. [[Barker's shirt]] 
2783. [[Barker's root beer]] 
2784. [[stainless steel straw]] 
2785. [[freeze ray plans]] 
2786. [[silencer]] 
2787. [[intern coffee]] 
2788. [[Villain Marathon shirt]] 
2789. [[running shoes]] 
2790. [[junior varsity drink]] 
2791. [[arm sling]] 
2792. [[super distressed shirt]] 
2793. [[Crash Brother bobblehead]] 
2794. [[bling by Ali C]] 
2795. [[alchemical stink bomb]] 
2796. [[disappearing ink]] 
2797. [[chalky eraser]] 
2798. [[rubber candy]] 
2799. [[herostalker hat]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Items by number (2700-2799)

2024-04-05T16:14:48Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2700. [[ye olde humvee]] 
2701. [[ye olde bungee]] 
2702. [[ye olde filigree]] 
2703. [[ye olde degree]] 
2704. [[ye olde epee]] 
2705. [[ye olde frisbee]] 
2706. [[ye olde levee]] 
2707. [[ye olde coatee]] 
2708. [[ye olde toffee]] 
2709. [[]] 
2710. [[]] 
2711. [[toffee tangle]] 
2712. [[toffee tango]] 
2713. [[]] 
2714. [[toffee torus]] 
2715. [[ghostly gloves]] 
2716. [[ghoulish boots]] 
2717. [[paper mask]] 
2718. [[paper gloves]] 
2719. [[cast]] 
2720. [[transparent tin torus]] 
2721. [[Mirror of Oreh]] 
2722. [[Buzzkill anniversary blend]] 
2723. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2017 ring]] 
2724. [[cymbal monkey]] 
2725. [[cymbal monkey (allegro)]] 
2726. [[cymbal monkey (grave)]] 
2727. [[Judge's photo]] 
2728. [[the Count's watch]] 
2729. [[Titan's terrarium]] 
2730. [[Clever Girl's claw]] 
2731. [[gingerbread hero]] 
2732. [[Resolution Gym membership]] 
2733. [[warmer bag]] 
</td><td>
2734. [[jaywalking shoes]] 
2735. [[walking jay pin]] 
2736. [[esoteric pizza]] 
2737. [[total tea]] 
2738. [[rat's nest]] 
2739. [[magic sand]] 
2740. [[ordinary sand]] 
2741. [[cuckoo bird]] 
2742. [[cuckoo clock]] 
2743. [[SQUID disc: Stuff you just forgot]] 
2744. [[Rodents and Rogues adventure]] 
2745. [[Commander Clingfilm's Cowl]] 
2746. [[Painter's gun]] 
2747. [[Leaping Leopard pants]] 
2748. [[baseball onyx]] 
2749. [[ancestral thermos]] 
2750. [[femur club]] 
2751. [[business casual hides]] 
2752. [[safety boots]] 
2753. [[shoelaces]] 
2754. [[dismantled shoe]] 
2755. [[swarming shoes]] 
2756. [[shoefly]] 
2757. [[cobbler's family photo]] 
2758. [[cobbler's apple]] 
2759. [[needle and thread]] 
2760. [[surgical needle]] 
2761. [[cobbler cookie]] 
2762. [[cobbler's tools]] 
2763. [[elven sock]] 
2764. [[friendly white balloon]] 
2765. [[inspection tag]] 
2766. [[]] 
</td><td>
2767. [[]] 
2768. [[]] 
2769. [[]] 
2770. [[]] 
2771. [[]] 
2772. [[GOOD car]] 
2773. [[little magnifying glass]] 
2774. [[Belle Lokai's sunny coin]] 
2775. [[Belle Lokai's benighted coin]] 
2776. [[Futurelink terminal]] 
2777. [[Futurelink future buddy]] 
2778. [[Memetic Memoirs]] 
2779. [[barbaric dice cream cake]] 
2780. [[Pharaoh's headdress]] 
2781. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2018 ring]] 
2782. [[Barker's shirt]] 
2783. [[Barker's root beer]] 
2784. [[stainless steel straw]] 
2785. [[freeze ray plans]] 
2786. [[silencer]] 
2787. [[intern coffee]] 
2788. [[Villain Marathon shirt]] 
2789. [[running shoes]] 
2790. [[junior varsity drink]] 
2791. [[arm sling]] 
2792. [[super distressed shirt]] 
2793. [[Crash Brother bobblehead]] 
2794. [[bling by Ali C]] 
2795. [[alchemical stink bomb]] 
2796. [[disappearing ink]] 
2797. [[chalky eraser]] 
2798. [[rubber candy]] 
2799. [[herostalker hat]] 
</td>
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Toffee tango

2024-04-05T16:14:40Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=64565684
|itemid= 2712
|name=toffee tango
|plural=
|image=toffeetango.gif
|desc=Some songs are short, but last for years because you can just listen to them over and over. This song lasts for years, but can be listened to in an instant.
|type=misc
|nosell=yes
|notrade=yes
|obtain={{weld|ye olde toffee|verse of the dodo|toffee tango}}
|usable=yes
|use= unknown
}}

Toffee tango

2024-04-05T16:14:12Z

Penguinpyro: Created page with "{{item |descid=64565684 |itemid= 2711 |name=toffee tango |plural= |image=toffeetango.gif |desc=Some songs are short, but last for years because you can just listen to them ove..."

{{item
|descid=64565684
|itemid= 2711
|name=toffee tango
|plural=
|image=toffeetango.gif
|desc=Some songs are short, but last for years because you can just listen to them over and over. This song lasts for years, but can be listened to in an instant.
|type=misc
|nosell=yes
|notrade=yes
|obtain={{weld|ye olde toffee|verse of the dodo|toffee tango}}
|usable=yes
|use= unknown
}}

Items by number (2700-2799)

2024-04-05T16:12:19Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2700. [[ye olde humvee]] 
2701. [[ye olde bungee]] 
2702. [[ye olde filigree]] 
2703. [[ye olde degree]] 
2704. [[ye olde epee]] 
2705. [[ye olde frisbee]] 
2706. [[ye olde levee]] 
2707. [[ye olde coatee]] 
2708. [[ye olde toffee]] 
2709. [[]] 
2710. [[]] 
2711. [[toffee tangle]] 
2712. [[]] 
2713. [[]] 
2714. [[toffee torus]] 
2715. [[ghostly gloves]] 
2716. [[ghoulish boots]] 
2717. [[paper mask]] 
2718. [[paper gloves]] 
2719. [[cast]] 
2720. [[transparent tin torus]] 
2721. [[Mirror of Oreh]] 
2722. [[Buzzkill anniversary blend]] 
2723. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2017 ring]] 
2724. [[cymbal monkey]] 
2725. [[cymbal monkey (allegro)]] 
2726. [[cymbal monkey (grave)]] 
2727. [[Judge's photo]] 
2728. [[the Count's watch]] 
2729. [[Titan's terrarium]] 
2730. [[Clever Girl's claw]] 
2731. [[gingerbread hero]] 
2732. [[Resolution Gym membership]] 
2733. [[warmer bag]] 
</td><td>
2734. [[jaywalking shoes]] 
2735. [[walking jay pin]] 
2736. [[esoteric pizza]] 
2737. [[total tea]] 
2738. [[rat's nest]] 
2739. [[magic sand]] 
2740. [[ordinary sand]] 
2741. [[cuckoo bird]] 
2742. [[cuckoo clock]] 
2743. [[SQUID disc: Stuff you just forgot]] 
2744. [[Rodents and Rogues adventure]] 
2745. [[Commander Clingfilm's Cowl]] 
2746. [[Painter's gun]] 
2747. [[Leaping Leopard pants]] 
2748. [[baseball onyx]] 
2749. [[ancestral thermos]] 
2750. [[femur club]] 
2751. [[business casual hides]] 
2752. [[safety boots]] 
2753. [[shoelaces]] 
2754. [[dismantled shoe]] 
2755. [[swarming shoes]] 
2756. [[shoefly]] 
2757. [[cobbler's family photo]] 
2758. [[cobbler's apple]] 
2759. [[needle and thread]] 
2760. [[surgical needle]] 
2761. [[cobbler cookie]] 
2762. [[cobbler's tools]] 
2763. [[elven sock]] 
2764. [[friendly white balloon]] 
2765. [[inspection tag]] 
2766. [[]] 
</td><td>
2767. [[]] 
2768. [[]] 
2769. [[]] 
2770. [[]] 
2771. [[]] 
2772. [[GOOD car]] 
2773. [[little magnifying glass]] 
2774. [[Belle Lokai's sunny coin]] 
2775. [[Belle Lokai's benighted coin]] 
2776. [[Futurelink terminal]] 
2777. [[Futurelink future buddy]] 
2778. [[Memetic Memoirs]] 
2779. [[barbaric dice cream cake]] 
2780. [[Pharaoh's headdress]] 
2781. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2018 ring]] 
2782. [[Barker's shirt]] 
2783. [[Barker's root beer]] 
2784. [[stainless steel straw]] 
2785. [[freeze ray plans]] 
2786. [[silencer]] 
2787. [[intern coffee]] 
2788. [[Villain Marathon shirt]] 
2789. [[running shoes]] 
2790. [[junior varsity drink]] 
2791. [[arm sling]] 
2792. [[super distressed shirt]] 
2793. [[Crash Brother bobblehead]] 
2794. [[bling by Ali C]] 
2795. [[alchemical stink bomb]] 
2796. [[disappearing ink]] 
2797. [[chalky eraser]] 
2798. [[rubber candy]] 
2799. [[herostalker hat]] 
</td>
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Toffee tangle

2024-04-05T16:12:03Z

Penguinpyro: Created page with "{{item |descid=69071176 |itemid= 2711 |name=toffee tangle |plural= |image=toffeetangle.gif |desc=A tangle of toffee is sort of like a rope of licorice, except it's made with a..."

{{item
|descid=69071176
|itemid= 2711
|name=toffee tangle
|plural=
|image=toffeetangle.gif
|desc=A tangle of toffee is sort of like a rope of licorice, except it's made with an actual rope that's just covered in molten toffee. If you have telekinesis, I strongly suggest throwing it with that so you don't get tangled up yourself.

But, if you ever need to tangle up someone else and really mean it, this is your way to do it. Seriously, there's like decades of tangles in here.
|type=misc
|nosell=yes
|notrade=yes
|obtain={{weld|ye olde toffee|coil of rope|toffee tangle}}
|combat=yes
|combatuse= unknown
}}

Paper cut gloves

2024-04-03T22:58:57Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=2387158
|itemid=841
|name=paper cut gloves
|plural=paper cut gloves
|image=paper-cut-gloves.gif
|desc=From the underground office supply department you can get these mail-room staples. Normal cut gloves are used in kitchens to block knife slippage. Paper cut gloves are used in offices to block paper cuts. Either that or they deliver paper cuts to everything you touch. Hmm, maybe that's why these things can't be found in normal stores.
|type=Gloves
|power=11
|level=10
|obtain=[[Seedy Casinos]]
:*Buy at [[Black Market]] ''(sometimes)''

[[NCI Live building‎]]
:*[[maleroom clerk]]

[[Vincile building]]
:*[[maleroom clerk]]
|autosell=25
|weldable=yes
|ench={{modifier|back|5}}
|uses={{canbewelded|illuminum|illuminum gloves}}
{{canbewelded|byzantium|New Amsterdam gloves}}
{{canbewelded|cybertronium|smart mitt}}
{{canbewelded|pentium|five-finger discount gloves}}}}

Five-finger discount gloves

2024-04-03T22:58:34Z

Penguinpyro:

{{item
|descid=9097963
|itemid=1065
|name=five-finger discount gloves
|plural=five-finger discount gloves
|image=new-amsterdam-gloves.gif
|desc=These gloves help you get more stuff, but when you think about it, all this junk you pick up isn't really yours, is it? Even if they are bad guys, is it right for you to take their belongings? The moral dilemma weighs heavily on your conscience, and your enemies will seek to exploit that.
|type=Gloves
|power=10
|level=9
|autosell=20
|notrade=yes
|ench={{modifier|toughness|+3}}
{{modifier|chips|+3%}}
{{modifier|elementalres|psychic damage|-10%}}
|obtain={{weld|pentium|white gloves|five-finger discount gloves}}
{{weld|pentium|paper cut gloves|five-finger discount gloves}}
}}
==Notes==
{{Contest|The Leopard|846|November 2009 Welding Recipe Contest}}
==References==
* Refers to {{wikipedia|five-finger discount}}, another name for shoplifting.

Items by number (2300-2399)

2024-04-03T21:46:40Z

Penguinpyro:

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2300. [[micromillishirt]] 
2301. [[micromillipants]] 
2302. [[Dr. Nano's labcoat]] 
2303. [[genuine lookalike World Series 2014 ring]] 
2304. [[ff0000 pill]] 
2305. [[0000ff pill]] 
2306. [[vestigial payphone]] 
2307. [[electropharmacological encyclopedia]] 
2308. [[curious copper column]] 
2309. [[]] 
2310. [[Eon drive]] 
2311. [[gilt scabbard]] 
2312. [[fragrant cape]] 
2313. [[oily egg]] 
2314. [[eon point]] 
2315. [[luminiferous water]] 
2316. [[koffee of the future]] 
2317. [[dated candy]] 
2318. [[ancient bitmap]] 
2319. [[ancient vacuum tube]] 
2320. [[ancient bombe]] 
2321. [[unvacuum tube of bugs]] 
2322. [[unvacuum tube of debris]] 
2323. [[unvacuum tube of programs]] 
2324. [[unvacuum tube of promises]] 
2325. [[ancient stone disk]] 
2326. [[retro viral code]] 
2327. [[ancient quarter chip]] 
2328. [[rogue contract]] 
2329. [[alpha wolf shirt]] 
2330. [[cartridge of fury]] 
2331. [[spinning chip]] 
2332. [[golden knight's bracelet]] 
2333. [[Frog Wars medal]] 
</td><td>
2334. [[Desert Dan's snake rattle]] 
2335. [[ninja hawk feather]] 
2336. [[Eon prime]] 
2337. [[wings of the Eon]] 
2338. [[dusty game cartridge]] 
2339. [[festive coffee bonsai]] 
2340. [[heroic visage]] 
2341. [[spinning ingot]] 
2342. [[packing snow]] 
2343. [[carrot nose]] 
2344. [[coal eyes]] 
2345. [[twig arms]] 
2346. [[snowy song sheet]] 
2347. [[tiny magic top hat]] 
2348. [[syrup pump]] 
2349. [[artisan snowcone]] 
2350. [[snow angel halo]] 
2351. [[cyclone whip]] 
2352. [[impossible hovercycle]] 
2353. [[twisting blade]] 
2354. [[giant throwing star]] 
2355. [[entrancing tune]] 
2356. [[butler bear]] 
2357. [[]] 
2358. [[Smeet hair snare]] 
2359. [[Smeet hair]] 
2360. [[staring frog eye]] 
2361. [[celebrated Calaveras county culottes]] 
2362. [[frog's court horse]] 
2363. [[bolt toad poison]] 
2364. [[SCUBF suit]] 
2365. [[penny-farthing]] 
2366. [[boneshaker]] 
</td><td>
2367. [[diving bell]] 
2368. [[stanlee steamer]] 
2369. [[DjeLorean]] 
2370. [[squashed digital toad]] 
2371. [[digital toad zombie]] 
2372. [[tiny frog crown]] 
2373. [[frused pants]] 
2374. [[primordial stuffing]] 
2375. [[Ursula's fleece]] 
2376. [[villainous moustache]] 
2377. [[anachronistic Gingerette]] 
2378. [[contraband liquorice]] 
2379. [[radish ration coupon]] 
2380. [[frusion superstring]] 
2381. [[plush frusion]] 
2382. [[KEE meter]] 
2383. [[temporal singularity]] 
2384. [[zoot riot suit]] 
2385. [[daylight singularity (clockwise)]] 
2386. [[daylight singularity]] 
2387. [[baseball amethyst]] 
2388. [[]] 
2389. [[dungeon dumpling]] 
2390. [[Dungeon Darjeeling]] 
2391. [[dungeon drop]] 
2392. [[dungeon daikon]] 
2393. [[dungeon gauntlet]] 
2394. [[universal mirror]] 
2395. [[ninja coupon]] 
2396. [[toner cartridge]] 
2397. [[]] 
2398. [[]] 
2399. [[industrial rubber band]] 
</td>
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