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		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Black_box&amp;diff=32196</id>
		<title>Black box</title>
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		<updated>2009-12-16T04:19:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: /* Notes */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=1023395&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=922&lt;br /&gt;
|name=black box&lt;br /&gt;
|plural=black boxen&lt;br /&gt;
|image=black-box.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=Inside this black box are recorders for time, geophysical location, temperature, humidity, acceleration, and deceleration; video recorders of your foe; chemical analyzers of your sweat; spectral analyzers for the powers unleashed by you or your opponents; audio compression and analysis tools; air quality samplers; and about half a dozen meters of more questionable merit (the aura interpreter isn&#039;t talking about the psion aura, for instance, and the I Ching caster, Electric Sheep subliminizer, and Electric Monk guilt processor seem to be right out.) Weirdly, the one thing it doesn&#039;t have is a compass.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Offhand Item&lt;br /&gt;
|notrade=yes&lt;br /&gt;
|nomem=yes&lt;br /&gt;
|nosell=yes&lt;br /&gt;
|obtain=Accept Dirk&#039;s job at [[Sherlock &amp;amp; Poirot, Crime Analysts]]&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Collects crime data for Dirk Douglass.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{modifier|rental}}&lt;br /&gt;
|uses=After every two hours of adventuring with this equipped:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your little black box beeps quietly, letting you know that it&#039;s full of data. You swing by the lab and let Dirk download everything. He puts a little tick in your IOU tally sheet, saying you&#039;ve earned one favor from the group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|crimebusters IOU|iou.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
* The two hours count is reset at rollover, i.e. leftover time from one day does not roll to the next day.&lt;br /&gt;
* The time counted is the actual time spent. That is, if one gains a shorter turn though [[Prepunctuality]] or through any of the [[Joiner&#039;s Club and Furrier&#039;s Den|chairs]], a shorter amount of time is counted.&lt;br /&gt;
* The only exception to the above rule is time gained through the use of [[throwing star - black hole]]. As this takes the user a minute back in time, the time gained was spent adventuring and it does count.&lt;br /&gt;
* The time counted includes additional time lost when being [[Defeated]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Time spent [[resting]], [[Unbranded Arena|PvPing]], or [[Virtual Reality Gaming Center|playing games]] does not count.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=GigaGuy_cannon&amp;diff=16253</id>
		<title>GigaGuy cannon</title>
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		<updated>2009-01-03T19:42:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|unimplemented=&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=6150753&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=656&lt;br /&gt;
|name=GigaGuy cannon&lt;br /&gt;
|plural=GigaGuy cannons&lt;br /&gt;
|image=gigaguy-cannon.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=A color-changing hero named GigaGuy once used this cannon to take a particularly wily villain to task and bring the city back from the brink of darkness and return it to light. After that he apparently had to rush off to some other city to put down a nearly identical plot devised by the same villain and some imitation cohorts, and in the process apparently he left all of his weapons behind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This thing is tricked out with a number of attachments on the cannon, which seem to be able to do quite a few different things, up to and including scrambling eggs. Or frying them. Or blowing them up. Any of the above, actually.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=ranged&lt;br /&gt;
|power=10&lt;br /&gt;
|level=&lt;br /&gt;
|range=&lt;br /&gt;
|autosell=&lt;br /&gt;
|nosell=yes&lt;br /&gt;
|nomem=&lt;br /&gt;
|notrade=&lt;br /&gt;
|consumable=&lt;br /&gt;
|usable=no&lt;br /&gt;
|combat=&lt;br /&gt;
|weldable=&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=+X offense power (+10/level, max: +100).&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+1 extra attack(s) per turn.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Provides several special attacks in combat.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Occasionally causes foes to drop restoratives.&lt;br /&gt;
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Available for 10 [[silver star]]s during January of 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
|combatuse=&lt;br /&gt;
|consume=&lt;br /&gt;
|uses=*Grants combat skills:&lt;br /&gt;
:*&#039;&#039;GigaGuy rapid boomerang (3pp)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
::You trigger the rapid boomerang option on your cannon. A series of tiny little metal boomerangs rapidly shoot out from the cannon, ricochet off of your opponent, and somehow return to the gun. Your opponent takes X damage.&lt;br /&gt;
:*&#039;&#039;GigaGuy small fire atom (4pp)&#039;&#039; (see notes)&lt;br /&gt;
::You trigger the fire atom release on your GigaGuy cannon. A small fireball whooshes out at your opponent. It burns your foe for {{element|fire|X}}.&lt;br /&gt;
:*&#039;&#039;GigaGuy fire atom (5pp)&#039;&#039; (see notes)&lt;br /&gt;
::You trigger the fire atom release on your GigaGuy cannon. A mid-sized fireball blasts your opponent. It burns your foe for {{element|fire|X}}.&lt;br /&gt;
:*&#039;&#039;GigaGuy large fire atom (6pp)&#039;&#039; (see notes)&lt;br /&gt;
::You trigger the fire atom release on your GigaGuy cannon. A gigantic fireball explodes from the cannon and engulfs your opponent. It burns your foe for {{element|fire|X}}.&lt;br /&gt;
:*&#039;&#039;GigaGuy lead sphere (7pp)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
::You fire off a lead sphere. Wait, is that lead as in made of heavy metal, or lead as in something you follow? You&#039;re not sure, but you can&#039;t imagine a dense metal being a light, floaty bubble. Then again, as the sphere just rolls to your opponent, it&#039;s not leading you anywhere. The greyish bubble pops and sticks all over your opponent, apparently weighing them down.&lt;br /&gt;
:*&#039;&#039;GigaGuy crashing bomb (10pp)&#039;&#039; (only once per combat round)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
::You fire a crashing bomb from the cannon. True to its name, the projectile crashes and then explodes in a cloud of smoke and debris. Your opponent is badly stunned.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;Sometimes after combat:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|GigaGuy capsule|gigaguy-capsule.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;Sometimes after combat:&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|GigaGuy pellet|gigaguy-pellet.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
* Both items can drop after combat, but no more than one of each.&lt;br /&gt;
* The fire atom skill available increases every combat turn it is not used. It starts with not being available at all, then small fire atom, fire atom, and finally large fire atom.&lt;br /&gt;
* The rapid boomerang seems to do extra damage against &amp;quot;metal&amp;quot; enemies, replacing the last sentence of the message with the phrase &amp;quot;The little boomerangs shred your opponent&#039;s metal casing badly, dealing X damage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
*GigaGuy bares a striking resemblance, in nature and action, to [[Wikipedia:Mega_Man_(character)|Mega Man]], a color-changing, ability-absorbing, robotic hero who faced off against Dr. Wily, with the aid of his robo-dog, Rush in several very similar adventures.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:color]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Donation Items]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:GigaGuy_cannon&amp;diff=16252</id>
		<title>Talk:GigaGuy cannon</title>
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		<updated>2009-01-03T19:39:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Info dump time!&lt;br /&gt;
You fire a crashing bomb from the cannon. True to its name, the projectile crashes and then explodes in a cloud of smoke and debris. Your opponent is badly stunned. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You trigger the rapid boomerang option on your cannon. A series of tiny little metal boomerangs rapidly shoot out from the cannon, ricochet off of your opponent, and somehow return to the gun. Your opponent takes X damage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You fire off a lead sphere. Wait, is that lead as in made of heavy metal, or lead as in something you follow? You&#039;re not sure, but you can&#039;t imagine a dense metal being a light, floaty bubble. Then again, as the sphere just rolls to your opponent, it&#039;s not leading you anywhere. The greyish bubble pops and sticks all over your opponent, apparently weighing them down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You trigger the fire atom release on your GigaGuy cannon. A mid-sized fireball blasts your opponent. It burns your foe for X damage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[GigaGuy pellet]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[GigaGuy capsule]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Thek3vin|k3v]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I checked all skill IDs up to 600, and the new skills are not there.--[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 09:48, 2 January 2009 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I looked at the source and Skill IDs are:&lt;br /&gt;
:: 1004: GigaGuy small fire atom, GigaGuy fire atom, GigaGuy large fire atom&lt;br /&gt;
:: 1005: GigaGuy crashing bomb&lt;br /&gt;
:: 1006: GigaGuy rapid boomerang&lt;br /&gt;
:: 1007: GigaGuy lead sphere&lt;br /&gt;
: None show from the skill popup. Moreso, all 3 fire atoms are the same ID. I&#039;m not sure how we want to add them, are they combat skills? For now I kept them here.--[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 10:22, 2 January 2009 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heyhey, the rapid boomerang seems to to extra damage to enemies made out of metal, which makes sense since Metal Man is weak against Quick Boomerang. Do all the skills have an enemy type that it&#039;s weak against? (I noticed this first against the Clockwork stuff in the Castle.)&lt;br /&gt;
Here&#039;s a cut-paste of what I&#039;m talking about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You trigger the rapid boomerang option on your cannon. A series of tiny little metal boomerangs rapidly shoot out from the cannon, ricochet off of your opponent, and somehow return to the gun. The little boomerangs shred your opponent&#039;s metal casing badly, dealing 150 damage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
-poetfox&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bowl_of_oil&amp;diff=15868</id>
		<title>Bowl of oil</title>
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		<updated>2008-12-22T07:22:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|unimplemented=&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=8078059&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=&lt;br /&gt;
|name=bowl of oil&lt;br /&gt;
|plural=bowls of oil&lt;br /&gt;
|image=bowl-of-oil.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=This is a little ceramic bowl filled partway up with oil. It may not look like much, but rumor has it that it&#039;ll go a long way.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=offhand&lt;br /&gt;
|power=&lt;br /&gt;
|level=&lt;br /&gt;
|range=&lt;br /&gt;
|autosell=20&lt;br /&gt;
|nosell=&lt;br /&gt;
|nomem=&lt;br /&gt;
|notrade=&lt;br /&gt;
|consumable=&lt;br /&gt;
|usable=yes&lt;br /&gt;
|combat=&lt;br /&gt;
|weldable=&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=&lt;br /&gt;
|obtain=One bowl was given to each player by Ryme as a gift for Hanukkah, 2008. The message said:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There&#039;s always so much going on around Christmas and it&#039;s hard to compete, so how does everyone feel about doing Hanukkah this year instead? Here, have some oil. I hear that&#039;s traditional, or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Seriously, though, I hope you&#039;re having a happy holidays!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Ryme&lt;br /&gt;
Included item: bowl of oil (quantity 1)[[image:bowl-of-oil.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
|combatuse=&lt;br /&gt;
|consume=&lt;br /&gt;
|used=*&#039;&#039;Gadgeteer&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; You run the oil product through a series of cookers and distillers until you can&#039;t think of any other machinery to apply. When you&#039;re done you&#039;ve got quite a mess..&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;You got an item: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[glob of tar]]&#039;&#039;&#039;  [[image:glob-of-tar.gif]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Elementalist&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You look at the oil product for all of two seconds before deciding it would be better if it was on fire. Whoosh!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[ball of fire]]&#039;&#039;&#039;   [[image:ball-of-fire.gif]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Naturalist&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; You tap into the spirit of Apis mellifera--that&#039;s honey bee to the rest of us--and somehow convert the oil product into a ball of wax. It involves a lot of chewing and spitting, which is a little icky, but you try not to think about it.You got an item: ball of wax&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[ball of wax]]&#039;&#039;&#039;   [[image:ball-of-wax.gif]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|uses=}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Forgot to Mention the Crystal Skulls</title>
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		<updated>2008-11-26T22:44:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: /* Go find another window */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You find yourself high on a ledge outside the castle, peeking in through a window that was thoughtfully left open. Just below you is a narrow walkway of sorts, ringing the upper level of a much larger room. Through the railing of the walkway you can see below, where a mix of armed men in uniforms and labcoat-wearing scientists are rearranging large boxes and talking to each other in German.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nazis,&amp;quot; you mutter. &amp;quot;I hate these guys.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nein, ve are nicht nazis,&amp;quot; says a greying man with a German accent, who is standing just a few feet away from you on the walkway. Funny you didn&#039;t notice him until just now. &amp;quot;Ve are merely scientists.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mad scientists?&amp;quot; you say. &amp;quot;I hate those guys, too. I had enough trouble with their dinosaur armies back in town.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nein, nein, nicht mad scientists, either. Merely, how do you say, researchers of chemistry und alchemism. Alchemists, that is all ve are.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;But you&#039;re using kidnapped children as slave labor down in the mines, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh, nein. Ve haff built our own environmentally friendly machinery for the mining.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Say, &amp;quot;Okay, look, I know you&#039;re up to no good, so we&#039;re gonna fight, no matter what.&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
Fight a [[Chemist]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Go find another window==&lt;br /&gt;
Go to [[Yet Another Thrilling Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Get a [[Lustrous liquid]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Climb down==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You Can&#039;t Go Back&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You decide you&#039;ve had enough of that nonsense, and decide to head back down. Unfortunately, it was a pretty steep and complicated climbing route you took to get up there in the first place, and you end up on some completely different path on the way back down. This leads you past a small herb garden just outside the castle. There&#039;s a fountain in the middle that has some glittering, golden liquid bubbling through it. You scrounge up the only empty container you can find and grab yourself a scoop of the liquid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[aqua melior]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Forgot_to_Mention_the_Crystal_Skulls&amp;diff=14116</id>
		<title>Forgot to Mention the Crystal Skulls</title>
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		<updated>2008-11-26T22:44:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: /* Go find another window */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You find yourself high on a ledge outside the castle, peeking in through a window that was thoughtfully left open. Just below you is a narrow walkway of sorts, ringing the upper level of a much larger room. Through the railing of the walkway you can see below, where a mix of armed men in uniforms and labcoat-wearing scientists are rearranging large boxes and talking to each other in German.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nazis,&amp;quot; you mutter. &amp;quot;I hate these guys.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nein, ve are nicht nazis,&amp;quot; says a greying man with a German accent, who is standing just a few feet away from you on the walkway. Funny you didn&#039;t notice him until just now. &amp;quot;Ve are merely scientists.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mad scientists?&amp;quot; you say. &amp;quot;I hate those guys, too. I had enough trouble with their dinosaur armies back in town.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nein, nein, nicht mad scientists, either. Merely, how do you say, researchers of chemistry und alchemism. Alchemists, that is all ve are.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;But you&#039;re using kidnapped children as slave labor down in the mines, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh, nein. Ve haff built our own environmentally friendly machinery for the mining.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Say, &amp;quot;Okay, look, I know you&#039;re up to no good, so we&#039;re gonna fight, no matter what.&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
Fight a [[Chemist]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Go find another window==&lt;br /&gt;
Go to [[Yet Another Thrilling Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Get a [[Lustrous Liquid]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Climb down==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You Can&#039;t Go Back&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You decide you&#039;ve had enough of that nonsense, and decide to head back down. Unfortunately, it was a pretty steep and complicated climbing route you took to get up there in the first place, and you end up on some completely different path on the way back down. This leads you past a small herb garden just outside the castle. There&#039;s a fountain in the middle that has some glittering, golden liquid bubbling through it. You scrounge up the only empty container you can find and grab yourself a scoop of the liquid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[aqua melior]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Forgot_to_Mention_the_Crystal_Skulls&amp;diff=14106</id>
		<title>Forgot to Mention the Crystal Skulls</title>
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		<updated>2008-11-26T21:51:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: /* Say, &amp;quot;Okay, look, I know you&amp;#039;re up to no good, so we&amp;#039;re gonna fight, no matter what.&amp;quot; */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You find yourself high on a ledge outside the castle, peeking in through a window that was thoughtfully left open. Just below you is a narrow walkway of sorts, ringing the upper level of a much larger room. Through the railing of the walkway you can see below, where a mix of armed men in uniforms and labcoat-wearing scientists are rearranging large boxes and talking to each other in German.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nazis,&amp;quot; you mutter. &amp;quot;I hate these guys.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nein, ve are nicht nazis,&amp;quot; says a greying man with a German accent, who is standing just a few feet away from you on the walkway. Funny you didn&#039;t notice him until just now. &amp;quot;Ve are merely scientists.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mad scientists?&amp;quot; you say. &amp;quot;I hate those guys, too. I had enough trouble with their dinosaur armies back in town.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nein, nein, nicht mad scientists, either. Merely, how do you say, researchers of chemistry und alchemism. Alchemists, that is all ve are.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;But you&#039;re using kidnapped children as slave labor down in the mines, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh, nein. Ve haff built our own environmentally friendly machinery for the mining.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Say, &amp;quot;Okay, look, I know you&#039;re up to no good, so we&#039;re gonna fight, no matter what.&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
Fight a [[Chemist]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Go find another window==&lt;br /&gt;
==Climb down==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You Can&#039;t Go Back&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You decide you&#039;ve had enough of that nonsense, and decide to head back down. Unfortunately, it was a pretty steep and complicated climbing route you took to get up there in the first place, and you end up on some completely different path on the way back down. This leads you past a small herb garden just outside the castle. There&#039;s a fountain in the middle that has some glittering, golden liquid bubbling through it. You scrounge up the only empty container you can find and grab yourself a scoop of the liquid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[aqua melior]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Forgot_to_Mention_the_Crystal_Skulls&amp;diff=14105</id>
		<title>Forgot to Mention the Crystal Skulls</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Forgot_to_Mention_the_Crystal_Skulls&amp;diff=14105"/>
		<updated>2008-11-26T21:50:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: /* Say, &amp;quot;Okay, look, I know you&amp;#039;re up to no good, so we&amp;#039;re gonna fight, no matter what.&amp;quot; */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You find yourself high on a ledge outside the castle, peeking in through a window that was thoughtfully left open. Just below you is a narrow walkway of sorts, ringing the upper level of a much larger room. Through the railing of the walkway you can see below, where a mix of armed men in uniforms and labcoat-wearing scientists are rearranging large boxes and talking to each other in German.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nazis,&amp;quot; you mutter. &amp;quot;I hate these guys.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nein, ve are nicht nazis,&amp;quot; says a greying man with a German accent, who is standing just a few feet away from you on the walkway. Funny you didn&#039;t notice him until just now. &amp;quot;Ve are merely scientists.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mad scientists?&amp;quot; you say. &amp;quot;I hate those guys, too. I had enough trouble with their dinosaur armies back in town.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Nein, nein, nicht mad scientists, either. Merely, how do you say, researchers of chemistry und alchemism. Alchemists, that is all ve are.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;But you&#039;re using kidnapped children as slave labor down in the mines, right?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh, nein. Ve haff built our own environmentally friendly machinery for the mining.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Say, &amp;quot;Okay, look, I know you&#039;re up to no good, so we&#039;re gonna fight, no matter what.&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
Fight a [Chemist]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Go find another window==&lt;br /&gt;
==Climb down==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;You Can&#039;t Go Back&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You decide you&#039;ve had enough of that nonsense, and decide to head back down. Unfortunately, it was a pretty steep and complicated climbing route you took to get up there in the first place, and you end up on some completely different path on the way back down. This leads you past a small herb garden just outside the castle. There&#039;s a fountain in the middle that has some glittering, golden liquid bubbling through it. You scrounge up the only empty container you can find and grab yourself a scoop of the liquid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[aqua melior]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wolf_bait&amp;diff=10795</id>
		<title>Wolf bait</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Wolf_bait&amp;diff=10795"/>
		<updated>2008-06-25T04:24:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: Use Text added.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=8949588&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=462&lt;br /&gt;
|name=wolf bait&lt;br /&gt;
|image=wolf-bait.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= It looks like jerky. It smells like jerky. Your wolf will think it&#039;s jerky. But brother, it ain&#039;t jerky! It&#039;s jerky-flavored wolf bait made from all natural ungulate meat and spices.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=misc&lt;br /&gt;
|autosell=3&lt;br /&gt;
|usable=yes}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
Using your wolf bait, you convince a wolf to come over and hang out with you for a while. (Duration: 60 minutes.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How Obtained==&lt;br /&gt;
When a [[Naturalist]] casts [[Summon Wolf]] on another player.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Mister_Tea&amp;diff=10500</id>
		<title>Mister Tea</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Mister_Tea&amp;diff=10500"/>
		<updated>2008-06-05T07:13:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: Saw another message that wasn&amp;#039;t there, so... I added it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=5404698&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=269&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Mister Tea&lt;br /&gt;
|image=mr-tea.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=The lid to this plastic bottle has a strange vertical tab, and the whole thing is decorated in black and gold. A slogan toward the top reads &amp;quot;Cures your bad attitude!&amp;quot; Just out of curiosity you glance at the marketing text on the back, which suggests that this tea will revitalize athletes of all types, from boxers and gymnasts to team sports players. Though you&#039;re skeptical, it also suggests that Mister Tea will turn junior varsity players into varsity players: &amp;quot;You&#039;ll be A-team material in no time!&amp;quot; it claims.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=misc&lt;br /&gt;
|autosell=50&lt;br /&gt;
|consumable=yes}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How Obtained==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Seedy Casinos]]&lt;br /&gt;
:*Buy at the [[Black Market]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Consumed==&lt;br /&gt;
You twist the cap off of the bottle and look underneath. A message written there says: &amp;lt;message&amp;gt; Despite the silly message, you drink the tea anyway. You begin to feel hale, hearty, honest, and humorous, in roughly that order.&lt;br /&gt;
{{time|105}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The embedded message is chosen from:&lt;br /&gt;
*I pity the fool that don&#039;t stay in school.&lt;br /&gt;
*Drugs are bad, mmmkay?&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s T Time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
*Caffeination level of 6.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
*Obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Mr. T|Mr. T]] of &#039;&#039;[[Wikipedia:The A-Team|The A-Team]]&#039;&#039;. Specific references include his &#039;&#039;A-Team&#039;&#039; character B. A. (&amp;quot;Bad Attitude&amp;quot;) Baracus, the boxer &amp;quot;Clubber&amp;quot; Lang from &#039;&#039;[[Wikipedia:Rocky III|Rocky III]]&#039;&#039;, and Mr. T&#039;s animated show called... &#039;&#039;[[Wikipedia:Mister T (TV series)|Mister T]]&#039;&#039;, which featured Mr. T as a mentor to a team of gymnasts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Caffeine]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Delayed_Gratification&amp;diff=10320</id>
		<title>Delayed Gratification</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Delayed_Gratification&amp;diff=10320"/>
		<updated>2008-05-18T04:50:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: Adding a little reminder note in there for people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Merit_Badge&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=Congratulations! It takes a special kind of hero to be willing to delay the benefits of training for an extended period of time, to the point that they can gain two levels at once. For your heroic patience, you have earned a patch!&lt;br /&gt;
|image=twice-as-nice.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|reqs=Acquired by leveling up twice in a row without leaving the trainer&#039;s screen at the [[Heroes&#039; Guild]]. This means that you cannot get this badge after you pass level 25 without [[Transmogrification | transmogrifying]]. To see if you have enough experience, consult [[Level Mechanics | this chart]].}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Poetfox&amp;diff=8820</id>
		<title>User:Poetfox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Poetfox&amp;diff=8820"/>
		<updated>2008-03-31T04:09:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;poetfox, character ID #306&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am apparently supposed to post my level. I hear that is extremely important. My level is 28.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m one of those sorts of silent players who never tends to be in chat and stuff, but I see potential in this game and I&#039;d like to fix that this time around. I&#039;m not exactly sure how one comes up with the incredibly useful stats on wikithings such as these, but if someone more knowledgeable will give me something useful to do, I&#039;ll see if I can do it. Feel free to message me in game or e-mail me at poetfox at getmeoutofthis.net.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Short_end_of_the_stick&amp;diff=8713</id>
		<title>Short end of the stick</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Short_end_of_the_stick&amp;diff=8713"/>
		<updated>2008-03-26T15:41:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: It didn&amp;#039;t list the wand as one of its uses.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=6503872&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=250&lt;br /&gt;
|name=short end of the stick&lt;br /&gt;
|image=short-end.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=It&#039;s not fair. Things always turn out bad for whoever gets this side of the stick. If you whine about it long enough, though, maybe someone will take pity on you and give you some stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Melee&lt;br /&gt;
|power=45&lt;br /&gt;
|level=3&lt;br /&gt;
|autosell=42&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=+3% item drops}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How Obtained==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Golden Wooden Nickel Casino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[casino security guard]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Uses==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[shortbow of the stick]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[the whole nine yards]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wand of compensation]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_One_Lost_Thing&amp;diff=5451</id>
		<title>Pouch of One Lost Thing</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_One_Lost_Thing&amp;diff=5451"/>
		<updated>2008-02-17T20:12:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: Just adding in the Lost wallet to all these pages...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=2313655&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=382&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Pouch of One Lost Thing&lt;br /&gt;
|image=pouch-lost-things.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=It is a well-recognized but little-understood aspect of daily life that certain small things tend to just disappear now and then. &lt;br /&gt;
Most normal people assume they&#039;ve been dropped or misplaced, and in many cases that&#039;s the truth. &lt;br /&gt;
But the preponderance of human fallibility disguises another, subtler, aspect of the universe, &lt;br /&gt;
which is that sometimes these things simply fall through spontaneous wormholes into pocket dimensions, never to be seen again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What you see here is a pouch that has been tied to one of those pocket dimensions. In any given day a handful of items will fall into it from other locations, which you can pluck out and put to use. It&#039;s not a very big pocket, though, and fills up quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This pouch contains one item.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Accessories&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Item cannot be auto-sold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+1% item drops&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
You reach into the Pouch of Lost Things and grab the first thing you can get your hands on.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[lost sock]] or [[lost remote control]] or [[lost toy]] or [[lost phone]] or [[lost keys]] or [[lost soul]] or [[lost wallet]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The pouch feels lighter now.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[Pouch of No Lost Things]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_a_Couple_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5450</id>
		<title>Pouch of a Couple Lost Things</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_a_Couple_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5450"/>
		<updated>2008-02-17T20:12:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: Just adding in the Lost wallet to all these pages...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=1451439&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=381&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Pouch of a Couple Lost Things&lt;br /&gt;
|image=pouch-lost-things.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=It is a well-recognized but little-understood aspect of daily life that certain small things tend to just disappear now and then. &lt;br /&gt;
Most normal people assume they&#039;ve been dropped or misplaced, and in many cases that&#039;s the truth. &lt;br /&gt;
But the preponderance of human fallibility disguises another, subtler, aspect of the universe, &lt;br /&gt;
which is that sometimes these things simply fall through spontaneous wormholes into pocket dimensions, never to be seen again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What you see here is a pouch that has been tied to one of those pocket dimensions. In any given day a handful of items will fall into it from other locations, which you can pluck out and put to use. It&#039;s not a very big pocket, though, and fills up quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This pouch contains a couple items.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Accessories&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Item cannot be auto-sold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+2% item drops&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
You reach into the Pouch of Lost Things and grab the first thing you can get your hands on.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[lost sock]] or [[lost remote control]] or [[lost toy]] or [[lost phone]] or [[lost keys]] or [[lost soul]] or [[lost wallet]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The pouch feels lighter now.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[Pouch of One Lost Thing]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_Few_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5449</id>
		<title>Pouch of Few Lost Things</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_Few_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5449"/>
		<updated>2008-02-17T20:11:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: Just adding in the Lost wallet to all these pages...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=5063801&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=380&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Pouch of Few Lost Things&lt;br /&gt;
|image=pouch-lost-things.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=It is a well-recognized but little-understood aspect of daily life that certain small things tend to just disappear now and then. &lt;br /&gt;
Most normal people assume they&#039;ve been dropped or misplaced, and in many cases that&#039;s the truth. &lt;br /&gt;
But the preponderance of human fallibility disguises another, subtler, aspect of the universe, &lt;br /&gt;
which is that sometimes these things simply fall through spontaneous wormholes into pocket dimensions, never to be seen again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What you see here is a pouch that has been tied to one of those pocket dimensions. In any given day a handful of items will fall into it from other locations, which you can pluck out and put to use. It&#039;s not a very big pocket, though, and fills up quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This pouch contains a few items.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Accessories&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Item cannot be auto-sold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+3% item drops&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
You reach into the Pouch of Lost Things and grab the first thing you can get your hands on.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[lost sock]] or [[lost remote control]] or [[lost toy]] or [[lost phone]] or [[lost keys]] or [[lost soul]] or [[lost wallet]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The pouch feels lighter now.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[Pouch of a Couple Lost Things]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_Several_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5448</id>
		<title>Pouch of Several Lost Things</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_Several_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5448"/>
		<updated>2008-02-17T20:11:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: Just adding in the Lost wallet to all these pages...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=7506065&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=379&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Pouch of Several Lost Things&lt;br /&gt;
|image=pouch-lost-things.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=It is a well-recognized but little-understood aspect of daily life that certain small things tend to just disappear now and then. &lt;br /&gt;
Most normal people assume they&#039;ve been dropped or misplaced, and in many cases that&#039;s the truth. &lt;br /&gt;
But the preponderance of human fallibility disguises another, subtler, aspect of the universe, &lt;br /&gt;
which is that sometimes these things simply fall through spontaneous wormholes into pocket dimensions, never to be seen again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What you see here is a pouch that has been tied to one of those pocket dimensions. In any given day a handful of items will fall into it from other locations, which you can pluck out and put to use. It&#039;s not a very big pocket, though, and fills up quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This pouch contains several items.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Accessories&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Item cannot be auto-sold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+4% item drops&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
You reach into the Pouch of Lost Things and grab the first thing you can get your hands on.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[lost sock]] or [[lost remote control]] or [[lost toy]] or [[lost phone]] or [[lost keys]] or [[lost soul]] or [[lost wallet]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The pouch feels lighter now.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[Pouch of Few Lost Things]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_Many_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5447</id>
		<title>Pouch of Many Lost Things</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Pouch_of_Many_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5447"/>
		<updated>2008-02-17T20:09:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=2785347&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=378&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Pouch of Many Lost Things&lt;br /&gt;
|image=pouch-lost-things.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=It is a well-recognized but little-understood aspect of daily life that certain small things tend to just disappear now and then. &lt;br /&gt;
Most normal people assume they&#039;ve been dropped or misplaced, and in many cases that&#039;s the truth. &lt;br /&gt;
But the preponderance of human fallibility disguises another, subtler, aspect of the universe, &lt;br /&gt;
which is that sometimes these things simply fall through spontaneous wormholes into pocket dimensions, never to be seen again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What you see here is a pouch that has been tied to one of those pocket dimensions. In any given day a handful of items will fall into it from other locations, which you can pluck out and put to use. It&#039;s not a very big pocket, though, and fills up quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This pouch is currently full of items.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Accessories&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Item cannot be auto-sold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
+5% item drops&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
You reach into the Pouch of Lost Things and grab the first thing you can get your hands on.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[lost sock]] or [[lost remote control]] or [[lost toy]] or [[lost phone]] or [[lost keys]] or [[lost soul]] or [[lost wallet]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The pouch feels lighter now.&lt;br /&gt;
You got an item: [[Pouch of Several Lost Things]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Drop Locations==&lt;br /&gt;
Can be bought for 10 [[silver star|silver stars]] at [[The Wok of Stars]] during February of 2008.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lost_remote_control&amp;diff=5351</id>
		<title>Lost remote control</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lost_remote_control&amp;diff=5351"/>
		<updated>2008-02-15T22:58:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=What exactly happens when it&#039;s returned to you?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=8968866&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=374&lt;br /&gt;
|name=lost remote control&lt;br /&gt;
|image=lost-remote.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc=  Whatever you do with this thing, do not point this at your significant other in the middle of a heated discussion and use it to try to change the channel. It&#039;s only going to have the opposite effect.&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 5&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How Obtained==&lt;br /&gt;
A player is given this from the [[Pouch of Many Lost Things]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Used==&lt;br /&gt;
You take the batteries out of the remote control, so that it doesn&#039;t go off while you&#039;re adventuring and change the channels of innocent standerby. Yeah, you&#039;re heroically considerate, too.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{obtain|item=batteryless remote control|image=lost-remote.gif}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Returned==&lt;br /&gt;
(where [person] is the character you return the lost remote to)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You locate [person] and deliver the lost remote control. They seem exceptionally happy to see it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You feel really good about giving back that lost item. The smile on [person]&#039;s face just made your day. It gives you a nice, warm feeling. You get an effect, [[Toasty Heart]]. (Added for 30 minutes.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you rest whilst having a lost remote control in your inventory, you get the following message: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;You stop by your hideout to rest for a minute. Remembering the remote control you&#039;ve been carrying around, you dig it out and watch some television. It&#039;s far more satisfying than watching television without a remote. FAR more.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Unfortunately, after a few minutes of use the aura from your super powers shorts out the remote. Weird. Ah, well, it was nice while it lasted.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;X hit points&#039;&#039;&#039;. You gain &#039;&#039;&#039;Y power points&#039;&#039;&#039;.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This nets you a full heal to your HP, and gives you 50% more PP than usual.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Category:Effects&amp;diff=5219</id>
		<title>Category:Effects</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Category:Effects&amp;diff=5219"/>
		<updated>2008-02-12T22:33:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: That seemed to need to link to buffs page, so I made it do so.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Effects appear on your character sheet, in the left-hand frame.  They are usually limited by time, but some may be marked as &amp;quot;perpetual&amp;quot; because they are caused by something you are wearing or one of the computers in your hideout.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Effects that are caused by you (or another player) using skills are called [[:Category:buff|&#039;&#039;&#039;buffs&#039;&#039;&#039;]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Basics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Life_in_the_Song_of_Keys&amp;diff=5218</id>
		<title>Life in the Song of Keys</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Life_in_the_Song_of_Keys&amp;diff=5218"/>
		<updated>2008-02-12T22:27:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: Putting the Effects tag on things...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs Effects}}&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keys have their own song. Like whale songs, it&#039;s unintelligible to humans; unlike whale songs, it&#039;s not audible to humans. In both cases, there&#039;s a mournful undertone for that which is lost that will fill your mind.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Effect ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heals 5HP per turn(?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Obtained From ==&lt;br /&gt;
Using [[lost keys]] [[Image:lost-key.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
Effect title is a jumbled reference to the Stevie Wonder &amp;quot;Songs in the Key of Life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Effects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sockin%27_it_to_%27Em&amp;diff=5074</id>
		<title>Sockin&#039; it to &#039;Em</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sockin%27_it_to_%27Em&amp;diff=5074"/>
		<updated>2008-02-12T04:40:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs effect confirmation}}&lt;br /&gt;
Here come the judge! And right behind it come the jury and the executioner, ready to lay down some serious punishment onto criminals everywhere.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Effect ===&lt;br /&gt;
+10 physical attack damage (?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Obtained From ==&lt;br /&gt;
Using a [[lost sock]] [[Image:lost-sock.gif]] or having one returned to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Effects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Tangled_Up_in_Two&amp;diff=5065</id>
		<title>Tangled Up in Two</title>
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		<updated>2008-02-12T02:29:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;It seems a little crowded in here, what with the extra voice filling your mind with thoughts that most definitely aren&#039;t yours. Until you can get this lost soul into a bowl and out of you, you&#039;ll have to make do with the tangle of the two of you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Effect ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
+25% Psychic Damage Resistance &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Obtained From ==&lt;br /&gt;
Using [[lost soul]] [[Image:lost-soul.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Notes===&lt;br /&gt;
The sentence about putting the &amp;quot;lost soul into a bowl&amp;quot; is a reference to the 1984 Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin movie &amp;quot;All of Me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Effects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Toasty_Heart&amp;diff=5064</id>
		<title>Toasty Heart</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Toasty_Heart&amp;diff=5064"/>
		<updated>2008-02-12T02:27:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Underconstruction|comment= What does this actually do?}}&lt;br /&gt;
You feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It&#039;s kind of like heartburn without the pain,&lt;br /&gt;
or being drunk without the alcohol and loss of control. No, really, it&#039;s a good&lt;br /&gt;
thing that you&#039;re feeling.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Obtained From===&lt;br /&gt;
Returning or having returned to you an item from the [[Pouch of Many Lost Things]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Effects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lost_sock&amp;diff=5063</id>
		<title>Lost sock</title>
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		<updated>2008-02-12T02:23:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{item&lt;br /&gt;
|descid=9088793&lt;br /&gt;
|itemid=373&lt;br /&gt;
|name=lost sock&lt;br /&gt;
|image=lost-sock.gif&lt;br /&gt;
|desc= People have always joked about the land of lost socks, but this little piece of cloth has actually been there. Where do you think the land of lost socks is, anyway? I mean, is it adjacent to the land of lost shoes and the land of lost pants, or do those lost lands mix it up so that the lost socks are next to the lost gloves, and the lost scarves mingle with the lost pants?&lt;br /&gt;
|type=Miscellaneous Item&lt;br /&gt;
|ench=Autosell value: 5&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Usable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Returnable}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How Obtained==&lt;br /&gt;
A player is given this from the [[Pouch of Many Lost Things]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Used==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lost sock happens to be the exact twin of another sock you&#039;ve been carrying around for years, even though it&#039;s been flying solo for most of that time. With the two of them back together you can finally make the paired sock puppets that you&#039;ve always been meaning to. You decorate the socks, put them on your hands, and get ready to demonstrate a Punch and Judy show for the bad guys. You get an effect, [[Sockin&#039; it to &#039;Em]]. (Added for 60 minutes.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==When Returned==&lt;br /&gt;
(where [person] is the character you return the lost sock to)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You find [person] and hand over the lost sock. [Person] thanks you profusely. You buff [person] with [[Sockin&#039; it to &#039;Em]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You feel really good about giving back that lost item. The smile on [person]&#039;s face just made your day. It gives you a nice, warm feeling. You get an effect, [[Toasty Heart]]. (Added for 30 minutes.)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sockin%27_it_to_%27Em&amp;diff=5053</id>
		<title>Sockin&#039; it to &#039;Em</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sockin%27_it_to_%27Em&amp;diff=5053"/>
		<updated>2008-02-11T21:29:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{underconstruction|comment=Needs effect}}&lt;br /&gt;
Here come the judge! And right behind it come the jury and the executioner, ready to lay down some serious punishment onto criminals everywhere.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Effect ===&lt;br /&gt;
???&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Obtained From ==&lt;br /&gt;
Using a [[lost sock]] [[Image:lost-sock.gif]] or having one returned to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Effects]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sockin%27_it_to_%27Em&amp;diff=5052</id>
		<title>Sockin&#039; it to &#039;Em</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sockin%27_it_to_%27Em&amp;diff=5052"/>
		<updated>2008-02-11T21:10:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: New page: Here come the judge! And right behind it come the jury and the executioner, ready to lay down some serious punishment onto criminals everywhere.  === Effect === ??? (If you know, put it he...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Here come the judge! And right behind it come the jury and the executioner, ready to lay down some serious punishment onto criminals everywhere.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Effect ===&lt;br /&gt;
??? (If you know, put it here)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Obtained From ==&lt;br /&gt;
Using a [[lost sock]] [[Image:lost-sock.gif]] or having one returned to you.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Poetfox&amp;diff=5029</id>
		<title>User:Poetfox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Poetfox&amp;diff=5029"/>
		<updated>2008-02-11T07:31:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: New page: poetfox, character ID #306  I&amp;#039;m one of those sorts of silent players who never tends to be in chat and stuff, but I see potential in this game and I&amp;#039;d like to fix that this time around. I&amp;#039;...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;poetfox, character ID #306&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m one of those sorts of silent players who never tends to be in chat and stuff, but I see potential in this game and I&#039;d like to fix that this time around. I&#039;m not exactly sure how one comes up with the incredibly useful stats on wikithings such as these, but if someone more knowledgeable will give me something useful to do, I&#039;ll see if I can do it. Feel free to message me in game or e-mail me at poetfox at getmeoutofthis.net.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Pouch_of_Many_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5028</id>
		<title>Talk:Pouch of Many Lost Things</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Pouch_of_Many_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5028"/>
		<updated>2008-02-11T07:22:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;toasty heart might be a hp restorer i think its 4 hp per after each turn for 15 mins--[[User:Reaper|Reaper]] 22:41, 31 January 2008 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I am completely clueless at how someone spades these sorts of things correctly, but I love these sorts of wikis and stuff and having them as a reference. I have a pouch. If there&#039;s any way I can give or return items to people to help with spading the effects out exactly, please let me know. I&#039;m poetfox in game as well. -[[User:poetfox|poetfox]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Pouch_of_Many_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5027</id>
		<title>Talk:Pouch of Many Lost Things</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Pouch_of_Many_Lost_Things&amp;diff=5027"/>
		<updated>2008-02-11T07:21:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Poetfox: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;toasty heart might be a hp restorer i think its 4 hp per after each turn for 15 mins--[[User:Reaper|Reaper]] 22:41, 31 January 2008 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I am completely clueless at how someone spades these sorts of things correctly, but I love these sorts of wikis and stuff and having them as a reference. I have a pouch. If there&#039;s any way I can give or return items to people to help with spading the effects out exactly, please let me know. I&#039;m poetfox in game as well.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Poetfox</name></author>
	</entry>
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