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Melee Weapons Summary Table

2010-09-18T22:46:49Z

SpockYoda: Correcting truepenny blade power.

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! '''Item''' !! '''Power''' !! '''Level Required''' !! '''Autosell Value''' !! '''Notes'''
|-
| [[Anna Conda's fang]] || 58 || 6 || 200 || +8 acid damage
|-
| [[archron's staff]] || 60 || 8 || 125 || +10 spell damage -5 seconds to the duration of each turn
|-
| [[astral spline]] || 100 || 9 || 120 || +7 Melee Damage +10 to Hit
|-
| [[Atmos Spear (extended)]] || 150 || 10 || NA || +10% to your maximum Hit Points Grants wearer the ability to fly Can call down lightning 5 times per day +8% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[Atmos Spear (shortened)]] || 50 || NA || NA || +20 to maximum HP Grants wearer the ability to fly Can call down lightning 5 times per day +7% chips
|-
| [[badly bent knife]] || 5 || NA || 1 ||
|-
| [[baseball bat]] || 10 || NA || 5 ||
|-
| [[Bass-O-Matic 77]] || 52 || 4 || 60 || +4 Melee Damage
|-
| [[bat out of Hell]] || 115 || 10 || 180 || +10% to hit
|-
| [[battery whip]] || 10 || NA || NA || +1 electric damage +1 acid damage Take 1 acid damage per round of combat
|-
| [[big honkin' hammer]] || 65 || 5 || 80 || -5 to Hit +8 Electric Damage
|-
| [[big left hook]] || 85 || 6 || 72 || +5 Strength
|-
| [[bland sword]] || 20 || NA || 15 ||
|-
| [[Blue Elsa's blue blade]] || 60 || 5 || 200 || +10% offense +10 to hit
|-
| [[brass knuckles]] || 13 || NA || 8 ||
|-
| [[bun's blade]] || 18 || 17 || 270 || +9 Melee damage +20 Reflexes Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
|-
| [[Burma razor]] || 170 || 16 || 260 ||
|-
| [[cat o' five tails]] || 32 || 2 || 9 || +4 Melee damage +5 foe toughness
|-
| [[channeling blade]] || 50 || 5 || NA || +10 psychic damage - for Psions only +10 spell damage - for Psions only
|-
| [[cold-blooded axe]] || 160 || 15 || 320 || +10 ice damage +20% ice resistance
|-
| [[colossal mandible]] || 50 || 4 || 50 ||
|-
| [[cranky old bastard sword]] || 190 || 18 || 154 || +2% XP per combat +12 sonic damage
|-
| [[cruelty-free whip]] || 5 || NA || 1 ||
|-
| [[cryonite club]] || 63 || 5 || 50 || +3 ice damage Successful hit weakens opponents
|-
| [[dataclub]] || 70 || 6 || 90 || Attacker takes 5 damage +10 electric damage
|-
| [[Delilah's shears]] || 99 || 9 || 200 || Successful hit weakens opponents (by 7 points
|-
| [[Diamond Dagger of Derring-Do]] || 120 || 10 || 200 || +2% XP per combat +5% weapon damage
|-
| [[digital rapier]] || 45 || 3 || 56 || +10 to Hit +5 to Initiative
|-
| [[digital saber]] || 55 || 4 || 60 || +3 Electric Damage
|-
| [[dragoon's lance]] || 165 || 15 || 85 || +3% of weapon damage returned as HP +5% offense
|-
| [[energy mace]] || 50 || 5 || NA || +10 electric damage - for Elementals only +2% chance to stun opponents - for Elementals only
|-
| [[epic flail]] || 156 || 14 || 0 || +10% Strength +30 to maximum HP +4% chance of weapon fumbles Causes disastrous fumbles
|-
| [[epic mop]] || 100 || 10 || 160 || +10 acid damage +10% to initiative
|-
| [[ethereal club]] || 65 || 5 || 90 || +5% of Weapon Damage Returned as PP
|-
| [[extension cord]] || 15 || NA || 5 || +1 Electric Damage
|-
| [[fall's staff]] || 8 || 8 || 130 || +10% spell damage
|-
| [[Fighting Club]] || 10 || NA || NA || +X offense (+10/level, max: 100) +20% Strength +10 Melee damage +5% of weapon damage returned as HP You do know Jack. Specifically, Jack's physiology.
|-
| [[fire drill]] || 147 || 13 || 275 || +13 fire damage
|-
| [[flaming whip]] || 30 || 3 || 35 || +20 fire damage Take 3 fire damage per round of combat 
|-
| [[frostbite whip]] || 21 || 2 || 8 || +4 ice damage
|-
| [[Gallagher's mallet]] || 110 || 10 || 175 || +30 Damage to Melons
|-
| [[Gilligan's golf club]] || 145 || 13 || 180 || +10% Reflexes +6% chance of weapon fumbles +3% chance of enemy fumbles +10% to your maximum Hit Points
|-
| [[Gulliver's maul]] || 130 || 12 || 180 || +3% of weapon damage returned as PP +10 spell damage
|-
| [[ham banner]] || 70 || 6 || NA || +10 Melee Damage Exclusively given to mods
|-
| [[hammer]] || 10 || NA || 5 ||
|-
| [[hammer time]] || 72 || 6 || 130 || -5 seconds to the duration of each turn +3 Melee damage
|-
| [[handle]] || 38 || 2 || 42 || No weapon fumbles, ever
|-
| [[hatchet]] || 111 || 10 || 195 || +5% to hit +6 psychic damage
|-
| [[hedge slammer]] || 26 || NA || 16 || +3 Strength
|-
| [[icicle]] || 30 || 2 || 5 || +5 ice damage
|-
| [[knife]] || 7 || NA || 3 ||
|-
| [[lamp post]] || 98 || 8 || 145 || +10 Melee damage -8 to hit
|-
| [[larchwood staff]] || 85 || 7 || 115 || +5% Intellect
|-
| [[large knife]] || 15 || NA || 8 ||
|-
| [[laser saber]] || 75 || 6 || 68 || +3 electric damage +4 dodging ability
|-
| [[lead pipe]] || 20 || NA || 5 ||
|-
| [[lightning rod]] || 137 || 14 || 235 || +3% of weapon damage returned as PP +3% of weapon damage returned as HP +5 electric damage
|-
| [[long arm of the law]] || 72 || 6 || 70 || +5% Chips
|-
| [[metal club]] || 20 || NA || 20 ||
|-
| [[metaphoric claws]] || 45 || 3 || 45 ||
|-
| [[mighty quill]] || 50 || 5 || NA || +5% Strength +5% to your maximum Hit Points +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
|-
| [[Misericorde of the Squid]] || 380 || 40 || NA || +20% to hit Successful hit weakens opponents +6% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[morning star]] || 92 || 8 || 130 || +5% of Weapon Damage Returned as PP
|-
| [[mourning star]] || 105 || 9 || 165 || +5% of Weapon Damage Returned as HP
|-
| [[night club]] || 82 || 7 || 90 || +4 sonic damage
|-
| [[numbchucks]] || 48 || 4 || 14 || +6 ice damage
|-
| [[ORCA spawn]] || 68 || 6 || 40 ||
|-
| [[padded axe]] || 40 || 2 || 100 || Approved for use in the PvP arena +2 PvP fierce attack
|-
| [[padded club]] || 40 || 2 || 100 || Approved for use in the PvP arena +2 PvP standard attack
|-
| [[pandimensional scepter]] || 40 || 3 || 100 || -1 Cost of Combat Spells +10 Spell Damage
|-
| [[paper machete]] || 23 || NA || 15 || +2 Melee Damage
|-
| [[peacekeeping baton]] || 53 || 4 || 20 ||
|-
| [[photo-chopper]] || 50 || 4 || NA || +2 fire damage +2 ice damage +2 electric damage +2 sonic damage +2 acid damage +2 psychic damage Custom item given to {{user|Corrupt Shadow}}
|-
| [[plaque buster]] || 112 || 10 || 165 || +20 to maximum PP
|-
| [[Quijote's spear]] || 135 || 13 || 290 || +15 increased foe toughness +20 damage to giants -50% defense against windmills
|-
| [[quill blade]] || 90 || 12 || 250 || +10 Melee damage +5% to hit
|-
| [[rapier]] || 42 || 3 || 46 ||
|-
| [[Reaper's scythe]] || 10 || NA || 10 || +1% of weapon damage returned as HP
|-
| [[righteous hook]] || 162 || 15 || 150 || +5% Strength 1% chance to stun opponents
|-
| [[rubber cutlass]] || 50 || 10 || 190 || Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points) +8% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[saw glove]] || 140 || 12 || 255 || +15 Melee Damage
|-
| [[Sceptre of 'Umr At-Tawil]] || 666 || 50 || NA || Can use a disintegration beam 10 times/day -5 seconds to the duration of each turn +10% Strength +10% Intellect +10% Reflexes
|-
| [[Scourge of Souls]] || 550 || 55 || NA || 5% chance to stun opponents -10 foe toughness +50 Melee damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
|-
| [[Scythian crook]] || 155 || 16 || 235 ||
|-
| [[shaking cane]] || 185 || 17 || 52 || +5 XP per combat +11 psychic damage
|-
| [[shattered protest sign]] || 3 || NA || 1 ||
|-
| [[shepherd's crook]] || 35 || 2 || 100 || Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points) +5% effectiveness from your sidekick
|-
| [[short end of the stick]] || 45 || 3 || 42 || +3% item drops
|-
| [[smart axe]] || 125 || 12 || 255 || +8% of Weapon Damage Returned as HP
|-
| [[spark saw]] || 152 || 14 || 260 || +20 electric damage
|-
| [[staff of the crusader]] || 140 || 15 || 120 || +10% Strength 12 fire damage
|-
| [[steel knuckles]] || 25 || NA || NA ||
|-
| [[telekinetic katana]] || 1 || 10 || 150 || +20 psychic damage
|-
| [[The Tenderizer's hammer]] || 142 || 13 || 200 || +8 Melee damage +15% Strength
|-
| [[the whole nine yards]] || 83 || 7 || 110 || +10 Strength
|-
| [[Thundarr's photon blade]] || 95 || 8 || 200 || +8 fire damage +8 defense
|-
| [[titanium mace]] || 48 || 3 || 48 ||
|-
| [[titanium pipe]] || 38 || 2 || 32 ||
|-
| [[Torch of Nug]] || 700 || 70 || NA || +50% weapon damage +50 fire damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
|-
| [[tritanium trident]] || 78 || 7 || 50 || +30% offense +10 Strength
|-
| [[truepenny blade]] || 87 || 7 || 120 || +5 to Hit +5 Melee Damage
|-
| [[ubiquitous chainsaw]] || 30 || 2 || 30 ||
|-
| [[unbalanced club]] || 100 || 9 || 85 || +3 foe toughness +6 Melee damage
|-
| [[unleaded pipe]] || 82 || 7 || 108 || +8 Strength
|-
| [[wand of compensation]] || 60 || 5 || 80 || Successful hit weakens opponents
|-
| [[warmaking baton]] || 82 || 7 || 104 || +4 Melee damage
|-
| [[wonderbat]] || 5 || NA || 1 ||
|-
| [[wizard's staff]] || 5 || NA || 1 ||
|-
| [[xentrium axe]] || 150 || 14 || 314 || +10% to initiative +10 to hit
|}
 

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2010-05-04T04:29:54Z

SpockYoda:

{{redframe|The following words were already checked, no need to recheck:
 
software, tequila, password, login, logout, logoff, script, shell, cal, cookie, pwd, backup, mount, excel, lose, freeze, random, gauss, }}

Defrag 
A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slighly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say 'defrag'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

You got an item: degausser

Wasn't sure how to add this to the page.--[[User:Jesus|Jesus]] 05:46, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Malk being lazy - template and move will be required for the [[Green Horseshoe of Death]] via exe 
same - [[Spider Crawler]] via FTP

Things tried that didn't do anything: software, tequila --[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 17:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Data Dump:
Error
Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.

Well okay then.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

True
Invalid variable type.

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

You get an effect: Boolean (Added for 65 minutes.)

Eject
Non-system disk or disk error

Replace and strike any key when ready

Well, you'd replace the any key, but you can't even find it. There's no way you'll be able to strike it if you can't complete those first steps. Oh, wait, there's a floppy disk in the drive. Of course. You pull out the floppy, at which point the whole system crashes, and you climb out.

You get an effect: Floppy (Added for 65 minutes.)

Format
You get a message that says: Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]

Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

Break
Cancel failed. An unrecoverable error has occurred. Cancel? Okay/Cancel

You look closely at those buttons. Do you want to cancel the cancel in order to continue, or okay the cancel to stop? Or are you canceling the first cancel, in which case okay continues, where canceling the canceled cancel really does cancel it? Argh!

You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get would be better from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

--SpockYoda

Print:
Not a typewriter.

Well, you never!

You get an effect: Keyed Up (Added for 65 minutes.)

Easteregg: Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain ??? XP.

Also, I think Muhandes has the right idea. We should be listing our negative results, to reduce duplicate effort. Here are some more commands that only give "How?" and "What?": password, login, logout, logoff, script, shell, cal, cookie, pwd, backup, mount

--Sanjuro

Talk:There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-04T04:16:27Z

SpockYoda:

{{redframe|The following words were already checked, no need to recheck:
 
software, tequila, password, login, logout, logoff, script, shell, cal, cookie, pwd, backup, mount, excel, lose, freeze}}

Defrag 
A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slighly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say 'defrag'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

You got an item: degausser

Wasn't sure how to add this to the page.--[[User:Jesus|Jesus]] 05:46, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Malk being lazy - template and move will be required for the [[Green Horseshoe of Death]] via exe 
same - [[Spider Crawler]] via FTP

Things tried that didn't do anything: software, tequila --[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 17:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Data Dump:
Error
Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.

Well okay then.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

True
Invalid variable type.

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

You get an effect: Boolean (Added for 65 minutes.)

Eject
Non-system disk or disk error

Replace and strike any key when ready

Well, you'd replace the any key, but you can't even find it. There's no way you'll be able to strike it if you can't complete those first steps. Oh, wait, there's a floppy disk in the drive. Of course. You pull out the floppy, at which point the whole system crashes, and you climb out.

You get an effect: Floppy (Added for 65 minutes.)

Format
You get a message that says: Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]

Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

Break
Cancel failed. An unrecoverable error has occurred. Cancel? Okay/Cancel

You look closely at those buttons. Do you want to cancel the cancel in order to continue, or okay the cancel to stop? Or are you canceling the first cancel, in which case okay continues, where canceling the canceled cancel really does cancel it? Argh!

You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get would be better from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

--SpockYoda

Print:
Not a typewriter.

Well, you never!

You get an effect: Keyed Up (Added for 65 minutes.)

Easteregg: Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain ??? XP.

Also, I think Muhandes has the right idea. We should be listing our negative results, to reduce duplicate effort. Here are some more commands that only give "How?" and "What?": password, login, logout, logoff, script, shell, cal, cookie, pwd, backup, mount

--Sanjuro

There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-04T04:08:06Z

SpockYoda:

{{encounter
|image=progress-bar.jpg
|desc=When all else fails ... uh, you can, too?

After you punch the orange F with a virtual hand, a progress bar appears along with the words "Debugger loading." A blue line slowly begins filling a white box, while a timer underneath estimates that it will take 999,999,999 minutes. But in no more than the time it takes for you to roll your eyes it jumps to 99% complete, and the estimate jumps down to 2 seconds. Naturally, it takes a full minute for those "two seconds" to pass. Then the bar kicks into motion ... sliding ''backwards'' of all things. Eventually it does kick forward again, shooting to the end and then beyond the bounds of the white box, zipping somewhere far off screen.

Moments later the whole mess is replaced by the image of some sort of futuristic pub--half Mos Eisley cantina and half Quark's, with a burble of wandering puppets and Ferengi in the background. Gee, wonder where the programmers got their inspiration? A vaguely familiar human bartender leans up against the counter and addresses you. "Welcome to The Progress Bar. Looks like you could use a nice tall glass of debugging. What's your order?"

Confusing. The bartender looks at you expectantly. Apparently he's a quirky metaphor for the computer interface, and you're supposed to tell him what you want to do. Knowing the programmers, it probably only recognizes one word commands.

{{button|Ask for help}}
|loc1=Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)
}}
==Notes==
* Occurs when you choose "Fail" on [[Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)]]
* The result depends on the word you enter.

===Fight===
Making one of these choices results in a fight:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| bug, debug, virus, trojan, worm || You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug. ''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[Silk Worm]] or [[D-bug]].''
|-
| open || ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''
|-
| telnet, FTP || You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion. ''Fight [[no carrier]] or [[drat cat]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''
|-
| exe, load, run, zip || ''Fight [[General Protection Fault]], [[Green Horseshoe of Death]] or [[data police]]''.
|-
|}

===XP===

Making one of these choices results in a special text, followed by:

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| kill, quit, break || <code>Cancel failed. An unrecoverable error has occurred. Cancel? Okay/Cancel</code>

You look closely at those buttons. Do you want to cancel the cancel in order to continue, or okay the cancel to stop? Or are you canceling the first cancel, in which case okay continues, where canceling the canceled cancel really does cancel it? Argh!

You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get would be better{{typo}} from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.
|-
| delete || <code>Cannot delete file. There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.</code?

Classic.
|-
| gin, rum || <code>Sorry, but the cards subroutine is broken. How about a nice drink instead?</code>
|-
| drink || <code>That's pretty vague, you know. Why don't you come back when you've got something more specific in mind?</code>
|-
| beer ||<code>You're going to have to go on a murderous rampage before I can give you one of those, and you don't look like the sort to go on a murderous rampage.</code>
|-
| error ||<code>Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.</code>

Well okay then.
|-
| format, rm ||You get a message that says: <code>Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]</code>

Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap.
|-
| easteregg || <code>Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!</code>
|-
| sudo || <code>Okay, here's your sandwich.</code>

Nice! Shame it's a digital one.
|-
| ssh || <code>Quiet, you!</code>
|-
| help || <code>I'm sorry, but I can't help you. Contact your system administrator. If you are the system administrator, sorry.</code>
|-
| grep || <code>Error #751363: There is no message for this error.</code>

Well okay then.
|-
| ''Anything else'' || The computer just asks <code>Sorry?</code> and sits there until you give up.

''or''

The computer just asks <code>What?</code> and sits there until you give up.
|}

===Effect===
Making any of these choices gives 65 minutes of an effect:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| download, save, file || <code>Secret file download complete. Files downloaded on the down-low. Stored in top secret location.</code>

Great. You have no idea where the top secret location is.

{{getEffectC|DownLowDed|65}}
|-

| reboot || <code>Cannot reboot, because a restart command has already been issued. Please wait for the restart to complete before you reboot.</code>

Man, that doesn't look good.

{{getEffectC|Rebooting|65}}
|-
| boolean, true, false || <code>Invalid variable type.</code>

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

{{getEffectC|Boolean|65}}
|-
| word ||<code>you mispeled a keywurd</code>

You spend a little time with the dictionary, increasing your vocabulary.

{{getEffectC|Word!|65}}
|-
| echo, ping || <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>

Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.

{{getEffectC|Pinging|65}}
|-
| megahertz || <code>If an undetectable error occurs, the processor continues as if no error had occurred.</code>

Ouch. Talk about making your brain hurt.

{{getEffectC|Mega Hurts|65}}
|-
| eject, floppy, read || <code>Non-system disk or disk error</code>

<code>Replace and strike any key when ready</code>

Well, you'd replace the any key, but you can't even find it. There's no way you'll be able to strike it if you can't complete those first steps. Oh, wait, there's a floppy disk in the drive. Of course. You pull out the floppy, at which point the whole system crashes, and you climb out.

{{getEffectC|Floppy|65}}
|-
| distro || <code>Configuration error. Update failed. Critical files missing from /etc/bin/.</code>

Lovely.

{{getEffectC|Distroed|65}}
|-
| print || <code>Not a typewriter.</code>

Well, you never!

{{getEffectC|Keyed Up|65}}
|-
| cd || <code>The operating system has found an unknown device and is installing a driver for it.</code>

Halfway through it asks you to insert a CD with the proper driver for the unknown device. You try CD after CD, but none of them seem to work. Eventually you can't even say CD or read the word CD without it seeming strange and imaginary. See-D? C-dee? Sea dea?

{{getEffectC|Seedy|65}}
|-
| ls, dir || <code>Drive path not found. Check instructions in your home folder for repair options.</code>

If you can't find the drive path, how are you supposed to get to your home directory? (Presumably there's some trick involving having your pudding when you don't eat your meat.)

{{getEffectC|Got Drive?|65}}
|-
| scan || <code>Replication with a nonconfigured party not allowed. Copy failed.</code>

Frustratingly, you can see the copy file sitting there in the window, but it won't let you save or do anything but quit. Shame.

{{getEffectC|Digit-eyes-ed|65}}

|-
| compile ||<code>Error, does not compute. Compile failed.</code>

Must be some bad code in there somewhere. It'd take an all-nighter to fix it.

{{getEffectC|Code Red|65}}
|-
| chkdsk || <code>Raid failed. Error: Preemptive Schulz initilization of Leeroy Jenkins module.</code>

To top that off, a ray of energy shoots out of the digitized darkness and blasts you. Again and again and again. And once more makes five.

{{getEffectC|Rayed 5|65}}
|}

===Special===
Making any of these choices has a special effect:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| defrag || A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slighly{{typo}} askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say 'defrag'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

{{obtain|degausser|degausser.gif}}
|}
==References==
* The image and description refer to {{wikipedia|progress bar}}.
* The {{wikipedia|Mos Eisley Cantina}} is a fictional bar in the Star Wars universe.
* {{Wikipedia|Quark (Star Trek)|Quark}} is a {{wikipedia|Ferengi}} bar owner on Deep Space Nine.
* The text on "defrag" refers to the defragmenter {{wikipedia|diskeeper}}. The man refers to "The Gatekeeper" and "The Keymaster" from the movie {{wikipedia|Ghostbusters}}.
* "ssh" refers to unix {{wikipedia|Secure Shell}}.
* {{wikipedia|chkdsk}} is the DOS file system integrity check program, supposedly in this case done on a {{wikipedia|RAID 5}} disk array. The response relates to a gaming {{wikipedia|Raid (gaming)|raid}}. It mentions Ben Schultz's {{wikipedia|Leeroy Jenkins}}, a famous raid failure.
* The message resulting from the sudo command references an {{wikipedia|xkcd}} [http://xkcd.com/149/ comic] about the unix {{wikipedia|sudo}}.

There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-03T07:44:54Z

SpockYoda:

{{encounter
|image=progress-bar.jpg
|desc=When all else fails ... uh, you can, too?

After you punch the orange F with a virtual hand, a progress bar appears along with the words "Debugger loading." A blue line slowly begins filling a white box, while a timer underneath estimates that it will take 999,999,999 minutes. But in no more than the time it takes for you to roll your eyes it jumps to 99% complete, and the estimate jumps down to 2 seconds. Naturally, it takes a full minute for those "two seconds" to pass. Then the bar kicks into motion ... sliding ''backwards'' of all things. Eventually it does kick forward again, shooting to the end and then beyond the bounds of the white box, zipping somewhere far off screen.

Moments later the whole mess is replaced by the image of some sort of futuristic pub--half Mos Eisley cantina and half Quark's, with a burble of wandering puppets and Ferengi in the background. Gee, wonder where the programmers got their inspiration? A vaguely familiar human bartender leans up against the counter and addresses you. "Welcome to The Progress Bar. Looks like you could use a nice tall glass of debugging. What's your order?"

Confusing. The bartender looks at you expectantly. Apparently he's a quirky metaphor for the computer interface, and you're supposed to tell him what you want to do. Knowing the programmers, it probably only recognizes one word commands.

{{button|Ask for help}}
|loc1=Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)
}}
==Notes==
* Occurs when you choose "Fail" on [[Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)]]
* The result depends on the word you enter:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| bug, debug, virus, trojan, worm || You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug. ''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[Silk Worm]] or [[D-bug]].''
|-
| open || ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''
|-
| telnet || You try telnet, hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion. ''Fight [[no carrier]] or [[drat cat]].''
|-
| exe, load, run || ''Fight [[General Protection Fault]], [[Green Horseshoe of Death]] or [[data police]]''.
|-
| kill, quit || <code>Cancel failed. An unrecoverable error has occurred. Cancel? Okay/Cancel</code>

You look closely at those buttons. Do you want to cancel the cancel in order to continue, or okay the cancel to stop? Or are you canceling the first cancel, in which case okay continues, where canceling the canceled cancel really does cancel it? Argh!

You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get would be better{{typo}} from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
|-
| download || <code>Secret file download complete. Files downloaded on the down-low. Stored in top secret location.</code>

Great. You have no idea where the top secret location is.

{{getEffectC|DownLowDed|65}}
|-
| delete || <code>Cannot delete file. There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.</code?

Classic.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
|-
| reboot || <code>Cannot reboot, because a restart command has already been issued. Please wait for the restart to complete before you reboot.</code>

Man, that doesn't look good.

{{getEffectC|Rebooting|65}}
|-
| boolean || <code>Invalid variable type.</code>

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

{{getEffectC|Boolean|65}}
|-
| word ||<code>you mispeled a keywurd</code>

You spend a little time with the dictionary, increasing your vocabulary.

{{getEffectC|Word!|65}}
|-
| echo, ping || <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>

Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.

{{getEffectC|Pinging|65}}
|-
| megahertz || <code>If an undetectable error occurs, the processor continues as if no error had occurred.</code>

Ouch. Talk about making your brain hurt.

{{getEffectC|Mega Hurts|65}}
|-
| defrag || A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slighly{{typo}} askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say 'defrag'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

{{obtain|degausser|degausser.gif}}
|-
| floppy || <code>Non-system disk or disk error</code>

<code>Replace and strike any key when ready</code>

Well, you'd replace the any key, but you can't even find it. There's no way you'll be able to strike it if you can't complete those first steps. Oh, wait, there's a floppy disk in the drive. Of course. You pull out the floppy, at which point the whole system crashes, and you climb out.

{{getEffectC|Floppy|65}}
|-
| distro || <code>Configuration error. Update failed. Critical files missing from /etc/bin/.</code>

Lovely.

{{getEffectC|Distroed|65}}
|-
| FTP || You try ftp, hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.

''Fight [[Spider Crawler]]''
|-
| ssh
|-
| rm
|-
| cd || <code>The operating system has found an unknown device and is installing a driver for it.</code>

Halfway through it asks you to insert a CD with the proper driver for the unknown device. You try CD after CD, but none of them seem to work. Eventually you can't even say CD or read the word CD without it seeming strange and imaginary. See-D? C-dee? Sea dea?

{{getEffectC|Seedy|65}}
|-
| ls
|-
| remove
|-
| scan
|-
| grep
|-
| sudo
|-
| dir
|-
| file
|-
| zip
|-
| false
|-
| gin, rum || <code>Sorry, but the cards subroutine is broken. How about a nice drink instead?</code>

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
|-
| drink || <code>That's pretty vague, you know. Why don't you come back when you've got something more specific in mind?</code>

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
|-
| beer ||<code>You're going to have to go on a murderous rampage before I can give you one of those, and you don't look like the sort to go on a murderous rampage.</code>

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
|-
| compile ||<code>Error, does not compute. Compile failed.</code>

Must be some bad code in there somewhere. It'd take an all-nighter to fix it.

{{getEffectC|Code Red|65}}
|-
| ''Anything else'' || The computer just asks <code>Sorry?</code> and sits there until you give up.

''or''

The computer just asks <code>What?</code> and sits there until you give up.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
|}

==References==
* The text on "defrag" refers to the defragmenter {{wikipedia|Diskeeper}}. The man refers to "The Gatekeeper" and "The Keymaster" from the movie {{wikipedia|Ghostbusters}}.
*The message resulting from the sudo command references an xkcd comic about the linux sudo command. http://xkcd.com/149/

Talk:There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-03T07:42:30Z

SpockYoda:

Defrag 
A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slighly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say 'defrag'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

You got an item: degausser

Wasn't sure how to add this to the page.--[[User:Jesus|Jesus]] 05:46, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Malk being lazy - template and move will be required for the [[Green Horseshoe of Death]] via exe 
same - [[Spider Crawler]] via FTP

Things tried that didn't do anything: software, tequila --[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 17:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

Data Dump:
Error
Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.

Well okay then.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

True
Invalid variable type.

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

You get an effect: Boolean (Added for 65 minutes.)

Eject
Non-system disk or disk error

Replace and strike any key when ready

Well, you'd replace the any key, but you can't even find it. There's no way you'll be able to strike it if you can't complete those first steps. Oh, wait, there's a floppy disk in the drive. Of course. You pull out the floppy, at which point the whole system crashes, and you climb out.

You get an effect: Floppy (Added for 65 minutes.)

Format
You get a message that says: Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]

Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

Break
Cancel failed. An unrecoverable error has occurred. Cancel? Okay/Cancel

You look closely at those buttons. Do you want to cancel the cancel in order to continue, or okay the cancel to stop? Or are you canceling the first cancel, in which case okay continues, where canceling the canceled cancel really does cancel it? Argh!

You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get would be better from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain 318 XP.

--SpockYoda

There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-02T06:30:59Z

SpockYoda:

There's a Blog.Org for This

2010-05-02T06:25:31Z

SpockYoda:

Talk:A.R.F. free pass

2010-05-01T05:49:27Z

SpockYoda: New page: Things the yield special messages in the "Fail" section of ARF (and some other info): bug (silk worm), debug (silk worm), gin, load (brings up General Protection Fault), Drink, beer, run ...

Things the yield special messages in the "Fail" section of ARF (and some other info):

bug (silk worm), debug (silk worm), gin, load (brings up General Protection Fault), Drink, beer, run (brings up Green Horseshoe of Death), Virus (D-bug), quit, kill (same as quit), download (effect DownLowDed, see below), delete, reboot (effect Rebooting, see below)

You apply the silver comPutty to your wounds, and it soaks into your skin. You wouldn't think it could possibly be healthy, but apparently it is. You gain 41 HP and 41 PP.

Download
Secret file download complete. Files downloaded on the down-low. Stored in top secret location.

Great. You have no idea where the top secret location is.

You get an effect: DownLowDed (Added for 65 minutes.)

DownLowDed

Large batches of downloaded music (legal free samples, of course) have made you temporarily a bit deaf. Guess you like the loud stuff, huh? No, I SAID, I GUESS ...

+10% sonic resistance

Effect

Reboot
Cannot reboot, because a restart command has already been issued. Please wait for the restart to complete before you reboot.

Man, that doesn't look good.

You get an effect: Rebooting (Added for 65 minutes.)

Rebooting

Rebooting isn't always a bad thing. If you just think of it as a "refresh" instead it sounds much nicer.

+2 PP per turn

Effect

--SpockYoda

Talk:General Farming

2010-04-17T23:08:57Z

SpockYoda:

Well. After writing this, I almost immediately was alerted to the fact that Castle Hundenswein much, much better for farming. I'm doing research on the items (which you should autosell, which you should use to create sidekicks, etc), but if anybody else wants to change this, be my guest.

You're forgetting noncombat vs. combat rates as well as item drop rates. I preferred the DDD because of the item drop rates totally beat the Cube's. You'll have to include tons of numbers for this to be accurate. --[[User:MagiNinjA|MN (#228)]] ([[User talk:MagiNinjA|T]]|[[Special:Contributions/MagiNinjA|C]]) 10:40, 26 November 2008 (MST)

Yeah, I know. I'm rather scared of statistics, to be honest. I don't know if anyone actually has the numbers for the Cube, let alone the Castle, but you're right, the guide is severely lacking in charts, tables, percentages, and whatnot.

In fact, it's severely lacking in anything that isn't an opinion. I see no significat points made in this over the old Chip Farming page other than Psions get 30 extra minutes and that there's a couple new effects to look into. Also, over on that page you claim this is more 'general' farming than chip farming, but you don't list anything that'll help with item farming here, except when it happens to yield more chips from autoselling. If you're actually going to present yourself as an authority on the subject of making more chips, back it up with facts, instead of "Well, this is what I do, I think it's the best.". 24 hours. Make this page better (and, in fact, make it match its title) or it may be removed. Or, if you prefer, just go improve the already-existing chipfarming page that happens to already have more facts than this does. --[[User:Olaf|Olaf]] 14:37, 26 November 2008 (MST)

I would argue that the equipment section especially has plenty of new information. It explains in detail why each piece of equipment should be used. It says, for instance, why you should use a Letter Shirt instead of a Harness because you get more time to farm more chips than you would gain from a harness. I apologize for all of the opinion and terrible jokes in it, but that's just the way I write. I've been taking out some of the worse "jokes." And finally, what I mean by "General Farming" is simply contrasting "Chip Farming," which does not include +%item drop items. The idea is not for farming any item- it's making as many chips you can with a combination of chips and items.

There are also some things that aren't backed up by absolute statistics. Where there were none, I simply use estimation to say what is ''probably'' best. If y'all have some spading that you've done that prove otherwise, feel free to change it. The guide isn't perfect.

The problem is that all these kinds of tables and stuff are already found, like the best +item, +chips, -time, etc. Anyways, my bigger point is [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Basic_Farming], [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Farming_Strategy] and [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Advanced_Farming]. --[[User:MagiNinjA|MN (#228)]] ([[User talk:MagiNinjA|T]]|[[Special:Contributions/MagiNinjA|C]]) 15:43, 26 November 2008 (MST)

Things that aren't known are things like whether 5% chips is better than 3% items. How many extra chips will you get every turn with the chip bonus? How many chips will get extra per turn with the item bonus? At what point does +%items become useless? What's the average chip drop for each enemy? What's the percentage chance of each patrol? Things like that, which are necessary to say exactly which item is the best, we don't have. That's what I'm talking about.

I think we're being a little bit dickish here >.> There's nothing necessarily wrong with a guide so long as it makes clear what's fact and what's supposed/opinion. I think the goal is to eventually clear out what's just opinion (or confirm it) and refine the guide. And I do think there's a difference between chip farming and optimal farming. - Satan

For what it's worth, pumping combats in the cube is probably better. The Intermission chip gain is easily eclipsed with a moderate amount of +chips, to say nothing of item values. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]]

That's touched on briefly in the buffs section, I think.

The Cube section shows a very weak grasp of how reputation-modifying adventures work. Needs some serious editing. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]]
: It's full of subjective opinions. Maybe we want to add a warning to user guides.--[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 19:48, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Not perfect, but very useful spreadsheet (most important info can be found/edited on sheet2): http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AryVzFHuexn9dEhEd0pIdGRVdTk0LWpLUXFZdm9Rdnc&hl=en
It calculates expected chip yield based on the amount of noncom, +chips, and +items that you feed it. I might update this page, too, as it has inaccurate and missing information. -SpockYoda

User:SpockYoda

2009-06-24T22:48:16Z

SpockYoda:

== SpockYoda ==
<center> [[Image:2085.gif]] </center>
SpockYoda 
Plural: SpockYodii
 
This is a pointy-eared freak that comes from an unknown planet. Play nice with him.
 
Super-Intelligent Shade of Blue 
Power: 9000+ 
Level: 75 
This user can not be auto-sold
 
Allows use of Logic and the Force 
Profiteer with +50% rotten luck
 
== How Obtained ==
Unknown
 
== Uses ==
No

User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T08:16:54Z

SpockYoda:

== SpockYoda ==
<center> [[Image:2085.gif]] </center>
SpockYoda 
Plural: SpockYodii
 
This is a pointy-eared freak that comes from an unknown planet. Play nice with him.
 
Super-Intelligent Shade of Blue 
Power: 9000+ 
Level: 72 
This user can not be auto-sold
 
Allows use of Logic and the Force 
Profiteer with +50% rotten luck
 
== How Obtained ==
Unknown
 
== Uses ==
No

User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T08:13:46Z

SpockYoda:

== SpockYoda ==
<center> [[Image:2085.gif]] </center>
=== SpockYoda ===
Plural: SpockYodii
 
This is a pointy-eared freak that comes from an unknown planet. Play nice with him.
 
Super-Intelligent Shade of Blue 
Power: 9000+ 
Level: 72 
This user can not be auto-sold
 
Allows use of Logic and the Force 
Profiteer with +50% rotten luck
 
== How Obtained ==
Unknown
 
== Uses ==
No

User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T08:06:50Z

SpockYoda:

== SpockYoda ==
<center> [[Image:2085.gif]] </center>
=== SpockYoda ===
Plural: SpockYodii
 
This is a pointy-eared freak that comes from an unknown planet. Play nice with him.
 
Super-Intelligent Shade of Blue 
This user can not be auto-sold
 
Allows use of Logic and the Force 
Profiteer with +50% rotten luck

User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T07:43:37Z

SpockYoda: Removing all content from page

User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T07:43:06Z

SpockYoda:

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|usable=yes<Optional.>
|combat=yes<Optional.>
|ench=
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|combatuse=Kickbutt psion.
|consume=<Only when item is consumable.>
|used=Biofeedback and wind warrior.
|uses=Logic and the Force}}

User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T07:38:23Z

SpockYoda:

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User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T07:37:14Z

SpockYoda:

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File:2085.gif

2008-11-29T07:35:39Z

SpockYoda: Me, SY

Me, SY

User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T02:13:10Z

SpockYoda:

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User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T02:12:12Z

SpockYoda:

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User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T02:10:21Z

SpockYoda:

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User:SpockYoda

2008-11-29T02:03:01Z

SpockYoda: New page: Yay for user-ness.

Yay for user-ness.

Talk:SQUID disc: The Best Memory

2008-11-23T06:05:48Z

SpockYoda:

SpockYoda's ready to spoil this thing, so is anybody having fun looking for this item, spoil-free? --[[User:JazzTap|JazzTap]] 23:03, 20 November 2008 (MST)

I've heard around it has something to do with [[Downtown Twilight|Downtown]]. [[User:Carygon Nijax|Carygon Nijax]]

I hear it is useless to bot your turns. [[User:SpockYoda|SpockYoda]]

If it's useless to bot your turns, that means it's an option you can't select, which means it's a 4th option and most likely another time-based semi-rare. Also, I just realized that I should probably make something to select the 4th option if it's there, so you don't miss something like that. - Satan

*Notice that it can't be auto-sold? This isn't semi-rare. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]]

Dead on, and that would be much appreciated :) --SY

Somebody told me the disk contains really old songs, do you think that I can perform some of those with just a violin? [[User:Carygon Nijax|Carygon Nijax]]

Fourth option is "Exit through the fourth wall", if someone sees fit to add it. --SY

Talk:SQUID disc: The Best Memory

2008-11-22T00:00:38Z

SpockYoda:

Talk:SQUID disc: The Best Memory

2008-11-21T07:24:31Z

SpockYoda: