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Unborn OTTER

2011-06-05T21:04:43Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to electric

{{combatencounter
|indef=an
|pronoun=He
|name=unborn OTTER
|image=unborn-otter.gif
|desc=The OTTERs are the secret elite branch of the unborn army. So secret that you don't have clearance to know what OTTER stands for. You've asked, but not even friend computer will tell you. All you know is that he did some pretty serious training out in the desert.
|hit1=He simply slugs you in the face. Anticlimatic, but still painful.
|hit2=He calls upon his secret training to drone quietly before shouting out loudly. Your head feels like an exploding obelisk of stone.{{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|sonic|}}}}
|hit3=He uses his fancy training to introduce you to all new levels of pain and suffering.
|miss1=He swings at you, but you grab his hand and flip him over your shoulder, throwing him down the hallway. Whoa. Where'd you learn to do that?
|miss2=He calls upon his secret training, but he forgot his stranging device, so he just yells 'BREAK!' at you. Not too impressive.
|miss3=He starts a fancy kata, but forgets it half way through. He stops a moment to figure out where he messed up.
|xp=87
|chips=?-63-105-?
|item1=advanced medkit|image1=Advanced-medkit.gif
|item2=stranging device|image2=stranging-device.gif
|item3=Plaudits gift bar|image3=Plaudits-bar.gif
|loc1=inner sanctum of the Unborn Base
|newres={{res|electric|50|+}}
|res={{res|psychic|50}}}}
==References==
* References the {{Wikipedia|Navy Seals}}, the Special Operations Forces of the United States Navy.
* Friend computer is a reference to the Pen and Paper RPG series {{Wikipedia|Paranoia (role-playing game)|Paranoia}}, in which the AI that controls the city insists on being referred to as "friend computer".

Silver strangler

2011-06-05T21:03:54Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to electric

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=!
|name=silver strangler
|image=silver-strangler.gif
|desc=Much as the name sounds, this is a robot. A silver robot. A silver robot that strangles things. You're really getting sick of this place.
|hit1=It grabs you and starts bashing against whatever's handy. Walls, the floor, tables. The ceiling.
|hit2=Just to mix things up, it slaps you around for a bit. It's as painful as it is humiliating.
|hit3=True to its name, it tries to strangle you. It's surprisingly good at this sort of thing.
|miss1=It winds up for a powerful punch. Luckily, it takes so long, you have plenty of time to block.
|miss2=It makes a grab at you but you just bonk it on the head and jump back.
|miss3=True to its name, it tries to silver you. Yeah, it looks pretty confused too.
|chips=0
|xp=92
|loc1=inner sanctum of the Unborn Base
|newres={{res|electric|50}}}}
{{robot|positronic}}

Peteinosaurus

2011-06-05T20:49:09Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to fire and electric

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=a
|name=peteinosaurus
|desc=One time, at dinosaur camp, this saurus named Petie flew around for a while, and then picked a fight with you.
|image=Peteinosaurus.gif
|hit1=!
|miss1=!
|chips=0
|xp=160
|item1=red claw
|image1=red-claw.gif
|drop1=20
|item2=red tooth
|image2=red-tooth.gif
|drop2=20
|item3=taut sinew
|image3=sinew.gif
|drop3=~10
|loc1=Triassic Park and Bestiary
|newres={{res|fire|50}} {{res|electric|50}}}}
{{Animal}}
==References==
* {{Wikipedia|Peteinosaurus}} ("winged lizard") was a prehistoric reptile genus living about 221-210 million years ago.
* "This one time at dinosaur camp" is a reference to a similar quote in the movie {{wikipedia|American Pie (film)|American Pie}}.

Dimetrodon

2011-06-05T20:47:03Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to fire

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|pronoun=It
|name=dimetradon
|desc=This lizard was a mafia leader from the twin cities, before moving south to take advantage of the better climate and gain sustenance from the plentiful snow birds.
|image=dimetrodon.jpg
|hit1=!
|miss1=!
|xp=175
|chips=0
|item1=trilobit
|image1=trilobit.gif
|drop1=~16
|item2=red tooth
|image2=red-tooth.gif
|drop2=20
|loc1=Triassic Park and Bestiary
|newres={{res|fire|50}}}}
{{Animal}}
==References==
* {{Wikipedia|Dimetrodon}} was a predatory synapsid ('mammal-like reptile') genus living between 280–265 million years ago.

Battle drone

2011-06-03T14:04:21Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to fire

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=battle drone
|desc=This is a vaguely humanoid robot dressed in battle armor and carrying a laser cannon. While his expressionless pokerface gives nothing away, his laser cannon slowly moves in your direction. That's probably a clue.
|image=battle-drone.jpg
|hit1=The robot tries to punch you, but you block. The effort causes one of his coolant valves to burst, spraying you with liquid nitrogen.{{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|ice|}}}}
|hit2=The drone sprays you gently with water. You don't catch on to his strategy until he drops a lead from his battery pack into the puddle you're now standing in.{{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|electric|}}}}
|hit3=True to its name, the robot emits a droning buzz that's painful to listen to and nearly impossible to avoid. Even worse, when you clap your hands to your ears to try to reduce the effect, you clap yourself a little too hard.{{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|sonic|}}}}
|pronoun=It
|miss3=The battle drone starts droning on and on about something, but you quickly tune it out.
|miss2=The robot sprays you with water, and then shoots a small jet of flame in your direction. It's not an especially effective tactic.
|miss1=The robot tries to punch you, but you block. The effort causes one of his servos to leak--it drips brake fluid on you, until you make it stop.
|chips=0
|xp=116
|item1=fusion pack
|image1=fusion-pack.gif
|drop1=10
|item2=laser cannon
|image2=laser-rifle.gif
|drop2=8
|item3=plasteel plating
|image3=Plasteel.gif
|drop3=3
|item4=quantum hopper
|image4=quantum-hopper.gif
|drop4=10
|loc1=A renegade robot hive
|newres={{res|fire|50|+}}
|res={{res|ice|50}} {{res|electric|50|+}}}}
{{robot|positronic}}

Investigator

2011-06-03T14:02:52Z

TeKRunneR: Immune to electric

{{combatencounter
|indef=an
|name=investigator
|desc=A strange floating object that looks a bit like an elongated pyramid, bristling with cameras, approaches you. Suddenly it lets out a piercing whistle, and a handful of green lights turn red. Several cameras retract to be replaced by lasers. Oh, goody.
|image=investigator.jpg
|hit1=Did you know that targeting lasers and weapons-grade lasers are basically the same thing if you just turn up the power a little? Well, you do now.{{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} + {{element|fire|}}}}
|hit2=The drone uses a cattle prod to herd you into a corner. Then it tries to herd you ''through'' the wall, which doesn't work so well for you.{{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} + {{element|electric|}}}}
|hit3=The investigator produces a series of probes and proceeds to, um, investigate some portions of your anatomy you'd prefer remained uninvestigated.
|pronoun=It
|miss3=The investigator produces an array of probes, but you tell it that the investigation has been closed due to statute of limitations issues.
|miss2=The drone tries to herd you into a corner with a cattle prod, but you refuse to be cowed.
|miss1=You wince as three lasers lance toward your chest at the speed of light, but sigh when nothing happens. Guess they must have been stuck in targeting mode.
|chips=0
|xp=110
|item1=eye podule
|image1=eye-podule.gif
|drop1=22
|item2=oculum felis
|image2=oculum-felis.gif
|drop2=11
|item3=pathway imager
|image3=pathway-imager.gif
|drop3=10
|item4=plasteel plating
|image4=plasteel.gif
|drop4=5

|loc1=A renegade robot hive
|newres={{Res|electric|100}}}}
{{robot|positronic}}
==References==
* The third miss message mentions {{wikipedia|statute of limitations}}, a time limit on which cases may be investigated.

Hovertank

2011-06-03T14:00:15Z

TeKRunneR: Immune to fire

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=hovertank
|desc=Slow but powerful, this thing is loaded with all kinds of weapons, each one of them pointing at you.
|image=Hovertank.jpg
|hit1=Turns out this isn't a hovertank, it's a Hoovertank. Several hoses emerge from the vehicle and attempt to vacuum you through a series of whirling bristles and 6-inch-wide tubes. It's obvious you won't fit, but it knocks you around a lot in the process of trying.{{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} + {{element|fire|}}}}
|hit2=The jet of flame it shoots out of a turret makes you wish it were a sensory deprivation tank instead.{{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit3=The tank stops hovering for a bit. While you're positioned underneath it.
|miss1=The tank tries to run you over, but since it's flying that's not especially effective.
|miss2=You accidentally step in front of a cannon and a jet of shame envelops you. Whoops, someone must have mixed up a flamethrower with a blamethrower at the factory.
|miss3=The tank goes haywire for a moment as all of its portals become jammed full of robot flying fish who don't realize it's not that kind of tank.
|pronoun=It
|chips=0
|xp=120
|item1=plasteel plating|image1=Plasteel.gif|drop1=20
|item2=positron originator|image2=Positron-originator.gif|drop2=10
|item3=shell casing|image3=shell-casing.gif|drop3=10
|loc1=A renegade robot hive
|newres={{res|fire|100}}
|res={{res|acid|50}} {{res|fire|50|+}}
}}
{{robot|positronic}}
==References==
* "hoovertank" is a reference to the {{wikipedia|The Hoover Company|Hoover}} brand of vacuum cleaners.
* "blame thrower" is a fictional weapon mentioned in the movie {{wikipedia|Mystery Men}}.

Small-time smuggler

2011-06-03T13:48:29Z

TeKRunneR: Undo revision 48452 by TeKRunneR (talk) (Miscalculated)

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=a
|name=small-time smuggler
|desc=You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a crazed, glazed look in his eye, and he smells of rum. Lots of rum.
|image=Smuggler.jpg
|hit1=He slaps you painfully across the face. You rub the sore spot, musing to yourself, "Not sure I deserved that." He hits you again. "I may have deserved that," you decide.
|hit2=You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary.
|hit3=The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg. "That's not possible!" you shout. "No, improbable," the smuggler insists.
|miss1=He takes a swipe at you but misses. "Really bad eggs," he mutters. You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean.
|miss2=Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again.
|miss3="Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain.
|chips=56-93
|xp=74
|item1=seventh of nine|image1=Seventh-of-nine.gif|drop1=18
|item2=smuggler's box|image2=Smugglers-box.gif|drop2=75
|item3=white elephant gift|image3=white-elephant.gif
|item4=refound marbles|image4=handful-of-marbles.gif
|loc1=The Docks
|res={{res|none}}}}
=References=
* Quite an obvious reference to {{Wikipedia|Captain Jack Sparrow}}.

Small-time smuggler

2011-06-03T13:46:23Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to psychic

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=a
|name=small-time smuggler
|desc=You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a crazed, glazed look in his eye, and he smells of rum. Lots of rum.
|image=Smuggler.jpg
|hit1=He slaps you painfully across the face. You rub the sore spot, musing to yourself, "Not sure I deserved that." He hits you again. "I may have deserved that," you decide.
|hit2=You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary.
|hit3=The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg. "That's not possible!" you shout. "No, improbable," the smuggler insists.
|miss1=He takes a swipe at you but misses. "Really bad eggs," he mutters. You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean.
|miss2=Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again.
|miss3="Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain.
|chips=56-93
|xp=74
|item1=seventh of nine|image1=Seventh-of-nine.gif|drop1=18
|item2=smuggler's box|image2=Smugglers-box.gif|drop2=75
|item3=white elephant gift|image3=white-elephant.gif
|item4=refound marbles|image4=handful-of-marbles.gif
|loc1=The Docks
|newres={{res|psychic|50|+}}}}
=References=
* Quite an obvious reference to {{Wikipedia|Captain Jack Sparrow}}.

Old man from the sea

2011-06-03T13:44:54Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to electric

{{combatencounter
|indef=an
|name=old man from the sea
|desc=This old man, he caught one. He caught marlin by the ton. This old man, he fought two. He fought me and he fought you.

I already lost, so now he's gonna fight you.
|image=Old-man.jpg
|hit1=The old man hurls a marlin spear at you. As the marlin pierces your skin you shout, "Stellllaaaaaa!" in pain and frustration.
|hit2=The seaman whips a dried starfish at you. It embeds itself into your skin painfully. You thank your lucky starfish that you didn't lose an eye.
|hit3=The man asks if you'd like some sea food. "Sure," you say. He takes a bite of fish, chews for a second, and then opens his mouth wide. Eew! Your stomach churns and roils painfully.
|miss3=The crusty old seaman throws a bucket of brine and shrimp at you. Following the old adage, "Sea monkey, monkey do," you catch the bucket and throw it back at him.
|miss1=The old man hurls a marlinspike at you, but since you're not made of rope the small metal needle just bounces off harmlessly.
|miss2=He hurls a dried starfish at you, but it misses by a mile. You chuckle, but the old man says, "You don't understand. I coulda had bass. I coulda been a conger-eel. I coulda been a sombre, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
|pronoun=He
|chips=62-103
|xp=82
|item1=bag of throwing starfish|image1=Throwing-starfish.gif|drop1=22
|item2=harbor pearl|image2=Harbor-pearl.gif|drop2=14
|loc1=The Docks
|newres={{res|electric|50}}}}
==References==
* The foe's name references Ernest Hemingway's novella {{Wikipedia|The Old Man and the Sea}}.
* The description is based on the nursery rhyme {{Wikipedia|This Old Man}}.
* A {{Wikipedia|marlin}} (1st hit message) is a fish also known as a spearfish. A {{Wikipedia|marlinspike}} (1st miss message) is a tool used in ropework.
* "Stellllaaaaaa" is probably a reference to a line by {{Wikipedia|Marlon Brando}} in the movie {{Wikipedia|A Streetcar Named Desire}}. Marlon Brando is loosely connected through the similarity to "marlin".
* The second miss message is another quote by Marlon Brando, from the movie {{Wikipedia|On the Waterfront}}: "You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
* The old adage mentioned in the third miss message is of course {{Wikipedia|Monkey see, monkey do}}.

Big & tall shoreman

2011-06-03T13:43:05Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to electric

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=big & tall shoreman
|desc=This shore worker isn't just long, he's big and tall.
|image=Longshoreman.jpg
|hit1=The shoreman swipes at you with his longshoreman's hook and mauls you something fierce. If you've ever been mauled by a bear, it feels something like that.
|hit2=You try to run and dodge, but this guy's so big he only takes two steps for three of yours. He catches you easily and jerks mercilessly on your arm.
|hit3=He claps his two giant ham-sized fists against your skull, making a ham sandwich. With your head as the bread on the inside and his hands as the ham on the outside. It's a pretty lousy sandwich, I guess.
|miss1=He presses his attack but you refuse to give in to pier pressure.
|miss2=The dock worker tosses you off the dock and into the water, and then watches and laughs as you climb out. You're wet, but basically unharmed.
|miss3=Before he can attack you whip out a piece of rope and deftly tie a stopper not. Obligingly, he stops.
|pronoun=He
|item1=big left hook|image1=Left-hook.gif|drop1=16
|item2=docker's pants|image2=Dockers-pants.gif|drop2=21
|xp=70
|chips=53-88
|loc1=The Docks
|newres={{res|electric|100|+}}}}
==References==
* A word play on {{Wikipedia|Longshoreman}}, which is a person who loads and unloads ships at a seaport.

Intimidating janitor

2011-06-01T08:00:20Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to ice

{{combatencounter
|indef=an
|name=intimidating janitor
|desc=Well, first of all, this dude is tall. Secondly he looks like he's barely containing violence. Wait, scratch that. He's not containing it at all.
|image=janitor.jpg
|hit1=He calls a quick meeting of the brain trust and works out the best way to hurt you. It's surprisingly effective.
|hit3=He sprays cleaner in your face while complaining of you making him do actual work. {{hitnote|{{element|acid|}}}}
|hit2=He starts telling you about his hobby of stuffing animals. With other animals. {{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
|miss1=He calls a quick meeting of the brain trust and they live up to the ironic nature of their name.
|miss2=He starts telling you about his animal stuffing hobby and you counter with a story about how the moon is just the back of the sun.
|miss3=He reaches for some cleaner to spray at you, but realizes he left his cart on another floor.
|pronoun=He
|chips=88-147
|item1=epic mop|image1=epic-mop.gif
|item2=combat paperclip|image2=paperclip.gif
|xp=117
|loc1=NCI Live building‎
|loc2=Vincile building
|newres={{res|ice|50|+}}
|res={{res|acid|50}} {{res|psychic|50}}}}

Burrowing stalker

2011-06-01T07:47:47Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to ice

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=a
|name=burrowing stalker
|desc=Vaguely insectoid and about the size of a tiger, this creature zips through tunnels below ground with the rapidity of a cartoon gopher. It also bursts from the ground and attacks you with the ferocity of, well, a cartoon gopher.
|image=burrowing-stalker.gif
|miss1=!
|hit1=!
|xp=106
|chips=0
|item1=quivering antenna|image1=quivering-antenna.gif
|item2=cosmic crystals|image2=crystal.gif
|loc1=Astral Badlands
|newres={{Res|ice|50|+}}
|res={{Res|acid|50}} {{res|sonic|50|+}}}}

Shambling beast

2011-06-01T07:45:23Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to ice

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=a
|name=shambling beast
|desc=A cross between a mobile haystack and a collection of snakelike vines, this ambling vegetative mass appears to be a carnivore, and it seems to think you're a nice heaping serving of carne asada.
|image=shambling-beast.gif
|miss1=!
|hit1=!
|xp=95
|chips=0
|item1=razzberry sticker|image1=razzberry.gif
|item2=pod moccasins|image2=pod-moccasins.gif
|item3=pod blaster|image3=pod-blaster.gif
|item4=sweet pod|image4=sweet-pod.gif
|loc1=Staked Tundra
|newres={{res|ice|50}}
|res={{res|psychic|50}} {{res|fire|50|+}}
}}

Faceless minion

2011-06-01T07:31:20Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to ice

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=faceless minion
|image=faceless-minion.gif
|desc=This is one of those guys (or girls) running (or walking) around with a helmet on his (or her) head that completely obscures (or obfuscates) his (or her) face. For all you (or I) know, there's only one of these guys (or gals).
|pronoun=It
|hit1=It pulls out a taser and zaps you something fierce.
|hit2=It head-butts you. That face shield is hard!
|hit3=It introduces you to the business end of its nightstick. You quickly regret saying, "It's nice to meet you" and extending your hand.
|miss1=It pulls out a taser, but you tell it you don't have time for internet memes.
|miss2=It head-butts you, but your skull must be harder than its helmet. I'm... not sure that's a good thing...
|miss3=It introduces you to the business end of its nightstick. You say "hi" and make plans for coffee later on.
|xp=83
|chips=69-93
|item1=Minion Brand helmet
|image1=minion-brand-helmet.gif
|item2=warmaking baton
|image2=Police-baton.gif‎
|item3=TaserMax
|image3=taser.gif
|loc1=Underwater Base
|newres={{res|ice|50}} {{res|fire|50|+}}}}
==References==
*By "internet memes" in one of the miss messages, it refers to an old internet classic: {{wikipedia|Don't taze me, bro!}}.

Star-crossed lovers

2011-06-01T07:21:08Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to sonic

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=!
|name=star-crossed lovers
|desc=These star-crossed lovers desire each other so badly they don't care if they ruin the lives of everyone else around them in the pursuit of ill-fated love. Teenagers can be so selfish sometimes.
|image=star-crossed-lovers.jpg
|hit1=The two gaze deeply into each other's eyes. Then they start making out frantically. Your stomach churns, and you feel sick.
|hit2=The teen male sticks you with his rose. Did I say rose? I meant sword. Though that which we call a sword by any other name would hurt as much.
|hit3=Parting is such sweet sorrow. Especially when it's you being parted from some of your blood. But that's exactly what the teens take away from you.
|critical=none
|miss1=Instead of attacking you, they just take turns playing "loves me, loves me not" with some flower petals. Strangely, it ends on "loves me" every time.
|miss2=The lovers gaze deeply into each other's eyes. Apparently they've forgotten that you even exist.
|miss3=One of the lovers accidentally eats some poison and collapses, and the other sticks a knife in his gut out of grief. But it turns out the poison was a sleeping pill and the knife had a retractable blade. Both of the lovers get up and laugh, but neither gets around to attacking you.
|chips=73-122
|item1=bodice
|image1=bodice.gif
|drop1={{statrate|5305|544|+}}
|item2=lover's locket, right half
|image2=Locket-right.jpg
|drop2={{statrate|5305|428|+|!}}
|item3=sleeping draught
|image3=potion.gif
|drop3={{statrate|5305|262|+|!}}
|item4=peanut butter couplet
|image4=couplet.gif
|loc1=Cube Theater
|xp=97
|newres={{res|sonic|50}} {{res|ice|50|+}}}}
== References ==
{{Wikipedia|Romeo and Juliet}}, from William Shakespeare's tragedy of the same name, are the most famous {{Wikipedia|star-crossed lovers}}.

Unidentifiable English king

2011-05-31T08:37:46Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to sonic

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=an
|name=unidentifiable English king
|desc=This is one of the former kings of England. You're not quite sure which one--they all kind of run together and half of Shakespeare's kings were named Henry, anyway. Maybe you should have paid more attention in history class, huh?
|image=King.jpg
|hit1=The king gives a very impassioned speech -- something about putting on his breeches once more -- and then charges you.
|hit2=It's been said a man can die but once. But before he dies he can be hurt many, many times. The king demonstrates this by hitting you repeatedly.
|hit3=The king leers at you. Oh! So this must be king Lear. Ow, that pun is just awful. It's so bad it hurts. Literally.
|miss1=The king is too busy eating the bitter bread of banishment to do anything else.
|miss2=The king apparently decides "the better part of valor is discretion" and chooses--for the moment--to hang back.
|miss3=Instead of attacking you he runs around looking for his horse, but never seems to find it.
|chips=79-132
|xp=105
|item1=fall's staff
|image1=larchwood-staff.gif
|item2=royal crown
|image2=Crown.gif
|drop2={{statrate|5282|796|+}}
|item3=snug breeches
|image3=Breeches.gif
|drop3={{statrate|5282|787|+}}
|loc1=Cube Theater
|newres={{res|psychic|50}} {{res|sonic|50|+}}}}
== References ==
* Refers to several kings from {{wikipedia|William Shakespeare}}'s plays:
:* The first hit message refers to {{wikipedia|Henry V (play)|Henry V}}: "Once more unto the breach".
:* The second hit message refers to {{wikipedia|Julius Caesar (play)|Julius Caesar}}: "Cowards die many times before their deaths".
:* The third hit message refers to {{wikipedia|King Lear}}.
:* The first miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Richard II (play)|Richard II}}: "Eating the bitter bread of banishment".
:* The second miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Henry IV, Part 1}}: "The better part of valour is discretion".
:* The third miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Richard III (play)|Richard III}}: "A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!"
* "fall's staff" refers to {{wikipedia|Falstaff}}, a fictional character who appears in three plays by William Shakespeare.

Faceless minion

2011-05-31T08:31:48Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to fire

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=faceless minion
|image=faceless-minion.gif
|desc=This is one of those guys (or girls) running (or walking) around with a helmet on his (or her) head that completely obscures (or obfuscates) his (or her) face. For all you (or I) know, there's only one of these guys (or gals).
|pronoun=It
|hit1=It pulls out a taser and zaps you something fierce.
|hit2=It head-butts you. That face shield is hard!
|hit3=It introduces you to the business end of its nightstick. You quickly regret saying, "It's nice to meet you" and extending your hand.
|miss1=It pulls out a taser, but you tell it you don't have time for internet memes.
|miss2=It head-butts you, but your skull must be harder than its helmet. I'm... not sure that's a good thing...
|miss3=It introduces you to the business end of its nightstick. You say "hi" and make plans for coffee later on.
|xp=83
|chips=69-93
|item1=Minion Brand helmet
|image1=minion-brand-helmet.gif
|item2=warmaking baton
|image2=Police-baton.gif‎
|item3=TaserMax
|image3=taser.gif
|loc1=Underwater Base
|newres={{res|fire|50|+}}}}
==References==
*By "internet memes" in one of the miss messages, it refers to an old internet classic: {{wikipedia|Don't taze me, bro!}}.

General X

2011-05-31T08:26:36Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to sonic

{{combatencounter
|indef=an{{typo}}
|name=General <name>
|image=general.jpg
|desc=This is a general from the Unborn Army. He looks just like all the other Unborn, except he's got more stars on his uniform.
|hit2=The general pummels you until you see stars. Five stars, to be precise.
|hit3=The general prods you in very specific (and painful) locations.
|hit1=The general introduces you to his lieutenant and his ralphtenant, also known as his left and right fists.
|miss3=The general has a major malfunction and misses you.
|miss2=The general fires at you, but his mechanized weapon suffers a colonel panic and shuts off.
|miss1=The general tries to lance you in the sergeant, but lance sergeant isn't a valid rank.
|pronoun=He
|xp=90
|chips=?-84-125-?
|item1=SQUID disc: How to Win ...
|image1=squid-disc.gif
|loc1=inner sanctum of the Unborn Base
|newres={{res|sonic|50|+}}
|res={{res|psychic|50}}}}
==Notes==
* <name> can be Chaos, Hospital, Ayze, Elektrik, Mayhem, Mowters, Anna S. Thetic, Protection Fault, or Ist.
* You can encounter the same General more than once.
==References==
* The image is that of General {{wikipedia|John Abizaid}}.
* All the General names are puns on other expressions using the word "general".
* Specifically {{Wikipedia|General Motors}} and {{Wikipedia|General Electric}} are companies.
* Also referenced are {{Wikipedia|general anesthetic}} (drug that induces anesthesia), {{Wikipedia|General Protection Fault}} (a CPU error), {{Wikipedia|General_Hospital|General Hospital}} (an American soap opera), generalize (to give a general form), and generalist (one with varied skills).
* The hit and miss messages are jokes on military ranks.
** The first hit message refers to the {{wikipedia|lieutenant}} rank.
** The second hit message refers to {{wikipedia|5 star rank}}s.
** The third hit message is a general reference to the {{wikipedia|general}} rank, as opposed to "specific".
** The first miss message probably refers to the common rank {{wikipedia|Lance Corporal}}, although {{wikipedia|Lance-Sergeant}} is actually a valid rank in some armies.
** The second miss message refers to the {{wikipedia|colonel}} rank.
** The third message refers to the {{wikipedia|major}} rank.
* The second miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Kernel panic}}.

Unborn security officer

2011-05-31T08:23:16Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to sonic

{{combatencounter
|indef=an
|name=unborn security officer
|pronoun=He
|desc=This ain't no mall security. This guy has a gun and he's not afraid to use it.
|image=security-officer.gif
|hit1=He also has a nightstick, you know. See? He's hitting you with it right now!
|hit2=He fires at you, and boy, it sure does hurt.
|hit3=He throws a concussion grenade at you. Despite the false advertising, you get the concussion, the grenade doesn't. {{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}}
|miss1=He draws his nightstick, but your kung-fu is superior.
|miss2=He fires at you, but he forgot to reload his gun.
|miss3=He tosses a concussion grenade at you, but it seems it was a dud.
|chips=57-94
|xp=82
|item1=warmaking baton
|image1=police-baton.gif
|item2=military sidearm
|image2=military-sidearm.gif
|loc1=Byzantine Interior of the Unborn Base
|newres={{res|sonic|50}}}}

Killer-hunter drone

2011-05-31T08:21:23Z

TeKRunneR: Still resistant to fire

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=killer-hunter drone
|desc=This shouldn't be confused with a hunter-killer drone. Those hunt you down and then kill you. This, on the other hand, kills you and then... er... well... ignore the "hunter" part right now because it's really focusing on the "killer" part.
|image=hunter-killer.gif
|hit1=It fills the hallway with laser beams like some crazy video game.{{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit2=It fires the laser at you and you dive to avoid it. Unfortunately, you dove right into those spinning blades I mentioned.
|hit3=You certainly don't forget about the mounted laser cannon as it tries to blast you into next week.{{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|fire|}}}}
|pronoun=It
|miss2=You dive away from the laser and duck the spinning blade, muttering to yourself that the penitent hero shall pass.
|miss1=It fires off what seems like a million laser beams, and you dodge like some superhero from a movie. Pity we don't have graphics, huh?
|miss3=It blasts you with its laser cannon, but I guess it had phasers set on "sun tan."
|chips=0
|xp=84
|item1=laser cannon
|image1=Laser-rifle.gif‎
|item2=fusion pack
|image2=fusion-pack.gif
|item3=titanium plating
|image3=titanium.gif
|loc1=Byzantine Interior of the Unborn Base
|newres={{res|fire|50}}}}
{{robot|positronic}}
==References==
* See references under [[hunter-killer drone#References|hunter-killer drone]].

Pax Verde squad captain

2011-05-31T08:17:20Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to fire

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=Pax Verde squad captain
|desc=This dude is more. More insane, more aggressive, more important, more committed, and more in need of being committed. This guy is the one giving orders, even though his orders are largely what the others would be doing anyway.
|image=pax-verde-captain.gif
|hit1=He throws a molotov cocktail at you. Ouch! {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit2=He barks a few orders and several dogs attack you.
|hit3=He tells you all about the horrors of global warming, chilling you to the bone. {{hitnote|{{element|ice|}}}}
|miss1=He throws a molotov cocktail at you, but it's a homeopathic molotov cocktail.
|miss2=He barks a few orders, but the pun hurts more than the dogs.
|miss3=He tells you all about the horror of global warming, but you just ignore him.
|pronoun=He
|chips=63-94
|xp=75
|item1=unleaded pipe
|image1=unleaded-pipe.gif
|item2=Pax Verde life-time membership card
|image2=membership-card.gif
|newres={{Res|fire|50}}
|res={{Res|psychic|50}}
|loc1=Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick}}

Pax Verde commando

2011-05-31T08:16:40Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to sonic

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=Pax Verde commando
|desc=These guys are the best of the best. Well, no, not really; they just like dressing in black.
|image=pax-verde-commando.gif‎
|hit1=He yells really loud and unleashes a series of attacks. 10 hit combo!
|hit2=He jumps into the shadows and then leaps out behind you, using some crazy ninja-like move.
|hit3=He takes a few minutes to lecture you about water usage. You're so bored that you just hit yourself in the face to make him stop.
|miss1=He yells really loud and strains something.
|miss2=He jumps into the shadows and smacks against a bulkhead. Idiot.
|miss3=He starts to lecture you about water usage. You tell him you gave it up for Lent.
|pronoun=He
|chips=57-91
|xp=73
|item1=coil of rope
|image1=coil-of-rope.gif
|item2=unleaded pipe
|image2=unleaded-pipe.gif
|item3=camouflage dungarees
|image3=camoflage-dungarees.gif
|loc1=Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick
|newres={{Res|sonic|50}}
|res={{Res|psychic|50}}}}
==References==
* The image is Arnold Schwarzenegger who starred the movie [[Wikipedia:Commando (film)|Commando]]. However, the image is from the movie [[Wikipedia:Predator (film)|Predator]].
* The first hit message refers to the [[Wikipedia:Tekken (series)|Tekken]] series of games where each character has a 10 hit combo.

Archon

2011-05-31T08:06:51Z

TeKRunneR: Still immune to fire

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=an
|name=archon
|desc=This is a Zion's Tears archon, one of the highest-ranking leaders of the movement. Unlike human leaders, it doesn't beg for your vote, it commands it.
|image=Archon.jpg
|hit1=!
|miss1=!
|xp=75
|chips=0
|item1=platinum necklace
|image1=necklace.gif
|item2=zion's helm
|image2=Helm-zion.gif
|newres={{res|fire|100}}
|loc1=Zion's Tears building}}
==References==
*Archon is a Greek word translated as 'Ruler'.
*The image is that of a {{wikipedia|Spartan}}, as can be seen by the {{wikipedia|Lambda}} on its shield.

User:TeKRunneR

2011-05-30T09:38:52Z

TeKRunneR:

== Skills to perm ==
* Sugar purifier
* Spines
* Summon water buffalo
* Charge of the bovine
* Trample of the rhino
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Embossed Emblem
# The Dingo's Lotus

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip
# Swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Rook of cataclysm
# Blue chip socks
# Umbra's Shadow Blaster

Star-crossed lovers

2011-05-30T09:23:04Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to ice

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=!
|name=star-crossed lovers
|desc=These star-crossed lovers desire each other so badly they don't care if they ruin the lives of everyone else around them in the pursuit of ill-fated love. Teenagers can be so selfish sometimes.
|image=star-crossed-lovers.jpg
|hit1=The two gaze deeply into each other's eyes. Then they start making out frantically. Your stomach churns, and you feel sick.
|hit2=The teen male sticks you with his rose. Did I say rose? I meant sword. Though that which we call a sword by any other name would hurt as much.
|hit3=Parting is such sweet sorrow. Especially when it's you being parted from some of your blood. But that's exactly what the teens take away from you.
|critical=none
|miss1=Instead of attacking you, they just take turns playing "loves me, loves me not" with some flower petals. Strangely, it ends on "loves me" every time.
|miss2=The lovers gaze deeply into each other's eyes. Apparently they've forgotten that you even exist.
|miss3=One of the lovers accidentally eats some poison and collapses, and the other sticks a knife in his gut out of grief. But it turns out the poison was a sleeping pill and the knife had a retractable blade. Both of the lovers get up and laugh, but neither gets around to attacking you.
|chips=73-122
|item1=bodice
|image1=bodice.gif
|drop1={{statrate|5305|544|+}}
|item2=lover's locket, right half
|image2=Locket-right.jpg
|drop2={{statrate|5305|428|+|!}}
|item3=sleeping draught
|image3=potion.gif
|drop3={{statrate|5305|262|+|!}}
|item4=peanut butter couplet
|image4=couplet.gif
|loc1=Cube Theater
|xp=97
|newres={{res|ice|50|+}}}}
== References ==
{{Wikipedia|Romeo and Juliet}}, from William Shakespeare's tragedy of the same name, are the most famous {{Wikipedia|star-crossed lovers}}.

Hamlet

2011-05-30T09:12:16Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to ice

{{combatencounter
|name=Hamlet
|pronoun=He
|indef=!
|image=Hamlet.gif
|desc=You encounter Hamlet, the prince of Denmark, talking to the ghost of his father, the former king. "Avenge me, son" says the king. "Who murdered you, father?" asks Hamlet. The ghost is silent, but points one glowing finger directly at you.
|hit1=The Danish prince raises his sword to attack. "Wait, stop, don't hit me!" you shout. Hamlet pauses but then says, "Methinks thou dost protest too much," and strikes you with his blade.
|hit2=He flails ineffectually with his sword for several minutes, until you dodge behind a curtain. Suddenly his aim improves and he strikes true.
|hit3=Hamlet starts to attack you, then gets caught up in a long moment of indecision. Eventually he assaults you with an outrageous barrage of slings and arrows.
|miss1=Hamlet brings a bunch of actors on stage and sets up an unnecessarily elaborate performance in which he demonstrates exactly how you've wronged him. You're not a king, though, so the play fails to catch your conscience.
|miss2=Hamlet starts to attack you, but then becomes mired in the morass of indecision and does nothing.
|miss3=He readies an attack, but then turns aside and delivers a ten-minute soliloquy instead. The speech is so boring it nearly has you contemplating suicide.
|chips=71-118
|xp=94
|item1=sturdy boots
|image1=sturdy-boots.gif
|drop1={{statrate|5314|807|+}}
|item2=truepenny blade
|image2=rapier.gif
|drop2={{statrate|5314|780|+}}
|item3=tacky grip
|image3=tacky-grip.gif
|drop3={{statrate|5314|1056|+}}
|loc1=Cube Theater
|newres={{Res|ice|50}}
}}
== References ==
* William Shakespeare's tragedy, {{Wikipedia|Hamlet}}.

CEO's secretary

2011-05-30T09:04:53Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to fire

{{combatencounter
|indef=the
|name=CEO's secretary
|desc=In this ridiculous tower of stereotypes, you kind of assumed this was inevitable. She is amazingly attractive, but also so horribly out of everyone's league that she's also a source of near universal frustration. But she's not just hot, she doesn't take any nonsense from anybody, and that includes you, sparky.
|image=ceos-secretary.gif
|hit1=She levels a condescending gaze at you. It's so cold you can feel the frost forming on your skin.{{hitnote|{{element|ice|}}}}
|hit2=She uses her razor wit to (metaphorically) disarm you and leaves you a little stunned at the ferocity of the dressing down.{{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
|hit3=She glances up at you with a bored look on her face and flicks a paperclip at you. Ow! She hit you right in the eye!
|miss1=She levels a condescending gaze at you. You know the phrase "if looks could kill"? Well, this isn't one of those.
|miss2=She prepares to lash into you verbally when a coworker makes the mistake of asking her to make coffee. Uf. That could have been you.
|miss3=She lazily flicks a paperclip at you. It's about as effective as you might expect.
|pronoun=She
|chips=''some''
|item1=combat paperclip|image1=paperclip.gif
|item2=alluring business suit|image2=racy-suit.gif
|item3=switchboard garrote|image3=switchboard-garrote.gif
|xp=135
|loc1=NCI Live building‎
|loc2=Vincile building
|newres={{res|ice|100}} {{res|fire|50|+}}
}}

Professional sycophant

2011-05-30T09:03:29Z

TeKRunneR: Immune to ice

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=professional sycophant
|desc=Wow, it's so good to see you today! Clearly, you are the most competent and skilled hero to ever walk these halls and attempt to destroy everything this company stands for. No, no, that's quite all right. Is there anything I can do to help you? Can I get you something? Some coffee? A chair? One of my kidneys?
|image=professional-sycophant.gif
|hit1=Please, no more. How much of this inane prattle can one soul listen to? Make it stop!{{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}}
|hit2=Oh, jeeze. This guy won't shut up! Now he's going on about how you're an inspiration!{{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}}
|hit3=He's still talking! Doesn't this guy need to stop for air? And it's just so shallow and banal!{{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
|miss1=He's lame and boring, but you've sat through art house movies, you can manage this.
|miss2=You know, after awhile his yammering just kinda fades to background noise.
|miss3=He starts going on and on about some nonsense, but you ponder your shopping list and tune him out.
|pronoun=He
|chips=''some''
|xp=130
|loc1=NCI Live building‎
|newres={{res|ice|50|+}}
|res={{res|fire|50|+}}{{res|ice|50|+}}{{res|electric|50|+}}{{res|acid|50|+}}{{res|sonic|50|+}}{{res|psychic|50|+}}}}

CEO's secretary

2011-05-30T08:59:21Z

TeKRunneR: Immune to ice

InHumane Resources harpy

2011-05-30T08:57:02Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to fire

{{combatencounter
|indef=an
|name=inHumane Resources harpy
|desc=You always knew it! You never actually had a chance to meet HR at your day job, but you just knew they were the embodiment of evil and here's your proof! They must be importing them from that crazy park.
|image=inhumane-harpy.gif
|hit1=She swoops down and rips into you with her wicked-sharp claws.
|hit2=She swoops down and rips into your benefits package with her wicked-sharp claws. Kiss your 401(k) good-bye!{{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
|hit3=She screeches loudly, shattering nearby glass.{{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}}
|miss1=She tries to swoop down at you, but the ceiling tiles are kind of in the way.
|miss2=She swoops at your benefits package, but you scare her off by threatening to unionize.
|miss3=She screeches loudly, but it's more annoying than painful.
|pronoun=She
|chips=''some''
|item1=benefits package|image1=benefits-package.gif
|item2=razor claw|image2=razor-claw.gif
|item3=razor claw|image3=razor-claw.gif
|xp=127
|loc1=NCI Live building‎
|loc2=Vincile building
|newres={{res|ice|100}}
{{res|fire|50|+}}
}}

Gonzo accountant

2011-05-30T08:55:48Z

TeKRunneR: Weak to ice

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=gonzo accountant
|desc=Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter.
|image=gonzo-accountant.gif
|hit1=He pops several pills and introduces you to the concept of accountant raaaaaaaaaaage! Primarily by poking you in the eye with his cigarette.{{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}
|hit2=He peels out on his Vincent Black Shadow and runs you down.
|hit3=He screams and claims that you're a lizard drinking all his booze and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders.
|miss3=He whips out a bottle of ether and takes a deep huff. It's not really an effective "attack".
|miss2=He starts babbling about how he can't stop to fight you because "this is bat country."
|miss1=He pops several pills in preparation to attack, but he grabbed his downers by mistake.
|pronoun=He
|chips=''some''
|item1=swingline stapler|image1=swingline-stapler.gif
|xp=125
|loc1=NCI Live building‎
|loc2=Vincile building
|newres={{res|ice|50|+}}
}}
==References==
* The second hit message mentions {{wikipedia|Vincent Black Shadow}}, a motorcycle model.
* The enemy's description and combat messages contain numerous references to {{wikipedia|Hunter S. Thompson}}, famed for his {{wikipedia|Gonzo journalism}} and his novel ''{{wikipedia|Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas}}''.

InHumane Resources harpy

2011-05-30T08:54:49Z

TeKRunneR: Immune to ice

Mailroom clerk

2011-05-30T08:51:26Z

TeKRunneR: Immune to ice

{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|name=mailroom clerk
|desc=In most office buildings, there's a mail room, where letters and packages are sorted by clerks. This building also has a mail room, but it's full of armor. Who designed this place?
|image=mailroom-clerk.gif
|hit1=He winds up and slugs you in the face. Seems he has a chain mail fist, too.
|hit2=He hoists up a mail bin and throws the contents at you. A hundred pounds of metal hurts!
|hit3=He runs around kind of aimlessly, but poorly made chain mail jingles and rattles in a really irritating manner.{{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}}
|miss1=He winds up and tries to slug you, but he forgot his gauntlet so he just hurts his knuckles on your armor.
|miss2=He hoists up a mail bin and throws the contents at you. The gods of homonyms is on your side and the bin was full of letters.
|miss3=He runs around kind of aimlessly. You stifle a yawn as you wait for him to fight some more.
|pronoun=He
|chips=''some''
|xp=116
|loc1=NCI Live building
|loc2=Vincile building
|newres={{res|ice|100}}
|item1=chain links|image1=chain-links.gif
|item2=chain links|image2=chain-links.gif
}}

Unidentifiable English king

2011-05-30T08:41:27Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to psychic

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=He
|indef=an
|name=unidentifiable English king
|desc=This is one of the former kings of England. You're not quite sure which one--they all kind of run together and half of Shakespeare's kings were named Henry, anyway. Maybe you should have paid more attention in history class, huh?
|image=King.jpg
|hit1=The king gives a very impassioned speech -- something about putting on his breeches once more -- and then charges you.
|hit2=It's been said a man can die but once. But before he dies he can be hurt many, many times. The king demonstrates this by hitting you repeatedly.
|hit3=The king leers at you. Oh! So this must be king Lear. Ow, that pun is just awful. It's so bad it hurts. Literally.
|miss1=The king is too busy eating the bitter bread of banishment to do anything else.
|miss2=The king apparently decides "the better part of valor is discretion" and chooses--for the moment--to hang back.
|miss3=Instead of attacking you he runs around looking for his horse, but never seems to find it.
|chips=79-132
|xp=105
|item1=fall's staff
|image1=larchwood-staff.gif
|item2=royal crown
|image2=Crown.gif
|drop2={{statrate|5282|796|+}}
|item3=snug breeches
|image3=Breeches.gif
|drop3={{statrate|5282|787|+}}
|loc1=Cube Theater
|newres={{res|psychic|50}}}}
== References ==
* Refers to several kings from {{wikipedia|William Shakespeare}}'s plays:
:* The first hit message refers to {{wikipedia|Henry V (play)|Henry V}}: "Once more unto the breach".
:* The second hit message refers to {{wikipedia|Julius Caesar (play)|Julius Caesar}}: "Cowards die many times before their deaths".
:* The third hit message refers to {{wikipedia|King Lear}}.
:* The first miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Richard II (play)|Richard II}}: "Eating the bitter bread of banishment".
:* The second miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Henry IV, Part 1}}: "The better part of valour is discretion".
:* The third miss message refers to {{wikipedia|Richard III (play)|Richard III}}: "A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!"
* "fall's staff" refers to {{wikipedia|Falstaff}}, a fictional character who appears in three plays by William Shakespeare.

Lady Macbeth

2011-05-30T08:37:23Z

TeKRunneR: Resistant to fire

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=She
|indef=!
|name=Lady Macbeth
|desc=Lady Macbeth, ambitious and murderous, thinks you stand between her husband and the throne of Scotland. If it's any consolation, she'll probably feel bad about it once you're dead.
|image=Lady-macbeth.jpg
|hit1=She calls out for her husband, who runs in from off stage and pummels you soundly.
|hit2=Using nothing but her ambition she pounds you badly. It's a very big ambition, you see.
|hit3=A messenger calls out that Macduff is invading. She tries to commit suicide, but misses and sticks you with her knife instead.
|miss1=She swings her knife at you and seems sure to hit, but at the last second a bunch of trees come swarming in and pull her away just long enough for you to recover.
|miss2=She starts to hit you, but then at the last second decides you look too much like her father when he's sleeping. Yes, even if you're a girl.
|miss3=Instead of attacking you she gets distracted trying to brush something off her clothes. You can't see what it is, but she seems really upset about it.
|chips=78-129
|item1=poofy skirt
|image1=Skirt.jpg
|drop1={{statrate|5241|772|+}}
|item2=the Scottish necklace
|image2=Necklace2.gif
|drop2={{statrate|5241|515|+|!}}
|loc1=Cube Theater
|xp=103
|newres={{Res|fire|50}}}}
==References==
*{{Wikipedia|Lady Macbeth}} is a character in Shakespeare's {{Wikipedia|Macbeth}}.

Sharkodile

2011-05-30T08:28:03Z

TeKRunneR: Is now weak to psychic

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=a
|name=sharkodile
|desc=Often times genetic diversity leads toward form and function repeating time and again. In this case two of Earth's most ancient, fearsome, and successful predators appear to be blended in the form of a most singular and bloodthirsty foe: the sharkodile!
|image=sharkodile.gif
|hit1=!
|miss1=!
|chips=0
|xp=120
|item1=amethyst ion stone|image1=ion-stone1.gif
|item2=jasper ion stone|image2=ion-stone3.gif
|item3=groundwater|image3=juice.gif
|item4=spinel ion stone|image4=ion-stone2.gif
|item5=citrine ion stone|image5=ion-stone5.gif
|item6=jade ion stone|image6=ion-stone4.gif
|item7=coral ion stone|image7=ion-stone4.gif
|item8=topaz ion stone|image8=ion-stone5.gif
|loc1=Mouths of Darkness Cave
|newres={{res|psychic|50|+}}}}

Arachnoworm

2011-05-30T08:24:08Z

TeKRunneR: Immune to psychic

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=an
|name=arachnoworm
|desc=Oh what deadly webs we weave, when we're a hungry arachnoworm.
|image=arachnoworm.gif
|hit1=!
|effect=You find yourself slowed by the assault from the arachnoworm. {{acquireEffect|Listless|30}}
|miss1=!
|chips=0
|xp=110
|item1=aquamarine ion stone|image1=ion-stone1.gif
|item2=olivine ion stone|image2=ion-stone3.gif
|item3=lapis lazuli ion stone|image3=ion-stone2.gif
|item4=onyx ion stone|image4=ion-stone1.gif
|item5=iolite ion stone|image5=ion-stone2.gif
|item6=garnet ion stone|image6=ion-stone3.gif
|loc1=Mouths of Darkness Cave
|newres={{res|psychic|100}}}}
==References==
* The description is a play on Walter Scott's poem {{wikipedia|Marmion (poem)|Marmion}}: "Oh, what a tangled web we weave / When first we practise to deceive!"

Onyx shadow

2011-05-30T08:20:14Z

TeKRunneR: Still immune to ice

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=an
|name=onyx shadow
|desc=What's blacker than black? Perhaps a shadow that's also onyx colored. Or an onyx colored beast's shadow, inside a dark cave. How do you see a shadow in the dark? Shut up, that's how.
|image=onyx-shadow.gif
|effect=The foul touch of the onyx shadow seems to wither your very soul. You lose '''X XP.'''
|hit1=!
|miss1=!
|chips=0
|xp=110
|loc1=Mouths of Darkness Cave
|item1=amethyst ion stone|image1=ion-stone1.gif
|item2=citrine ion stone|image2=ion-stone5.gif
|item3=coral ion stone|image3=ion-stone4.gif
|item4=jade ion stone|image4=ion-stone4.gif
|item5=jasper ion stone|image5=ion-stone3.gif
|item6=spinel ion stone|image6=ion-stone5.gif
|item7=topaz ion stone|image7=ion-stone5.gif
|newres={{res|ice|100}}}}

User:TeKRunneR

2011-01-06T18:39:04Z

TeKRunneR: /* Skills to perm */

== Skills to perm ==
* Fire shield
* Spines
* Summon water buffalo
* Premonition
* Charge of the bovine
* Trample of the rhino
* Aura: Mystery
* Detachment
* Stone armor
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Embossed Emblem
# The Dingo's Lotus

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip
# Swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Rook of cataclysm
# Blue chip socks
# Umbra's Shadow Blaster

Talk:Blues musician

2010-12-30T10:35:00Z

TeKRunneR: Data

Not necessarily 40 chips, and depends on where you patrol. I patrolled in the Zion's Tears Headquarters, and he did nothing. In the neighborly and neighboring neighborhood, he gave 25, 27, 26, and 26 chips on 4 different patrols there. I was a level 9 elemental. [[User:Rykar|Rykar]] 04:24, 6 November 2008 (MST)

So it could be influenced by lvl or location, it will need to be spaded a little.--[[User:Reaper|Reaper]] 11:01, 6 November 2008 (MST)

At level 7: 19, 19, 20, 20, 22. Acted every fight in the streets of downtown twilight. --[[User:TeKRunneR|TeKRunneR]] 02:35, 30 December 2010 (PST)

User:TeKRunneR

2010-12-29T17:11:52Z

TeKRunneR:

== Skills to perm ==
* Fire shield
* Spines
* Summon water buffalo
* Premonition
* Charge of the bovine
* Trample of the rhino
* Thunderbolt
* Aura: Mystery
* Firestorm
* Detachment
* Stone armor
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Embossed Emblem
# The Dingo's Lotus

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip
# Swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Rook of cataclysm
# Blue chip socks
# Umbra's Shadow Blaster

User:TeKRunneR

2010-12-27T16:09:18Z

TeKRunneR: /* Skills to perm */

== Skills to perm ==
* Meditation
* Fire shield
* Spines
* Summon water buffalo
* Premonition
* Charge of the bovine
* Trample of the rhino
* Thunderbolt
* Aura: Mystery
* Firestorm
* Detachment
* Stone armor
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Embossed Emblem
# The Dingo's Lotus

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip
# Swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Rook of cataclysm
# Blue chip socks

User:TeKRunneR

2010-12-22T21:16:11Z

TeKRunneR: /* Skills to perm */

== Skills to perm ==
* Meditation
* Premonition
* Charge of the bovine
* Trample of the rhino
* Thunderbolt
* Aura: Mystery
* Firestorm
* Detachment
* Ant's strength
* Fire shield
* Summon water buffalo
* Stone armor
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Embossed Emblem
# The Dingo's Lotus

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip
# Swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Rook of cataclysm
# Blue chip socks

Upgraded no-frills lizard

2010-12-21T07:17:11Z

TeKRunneR: Base xp is 150, not 175 (see the park's main page)

{{combatencounter
|pronoun=It
|indef=an
|name=upgraded no-frills lizard
|desc=This thing used to be your basic, boring, no-frills lizard. But now it's been upgraded, and it's got more frills than a five-star hotel.
|image=frilled-lizard.jpg
|hit1=!
|miss1=!
|chips=0
|xp=150
|item1=lizard tail
|image1=lizard-tail.gif
|drop1=25
|item2=reptile tile
|image2=reptile-tile.gif
|drop2=~20
|loc1=Triassic Park and Bestiary
|res={{res|none}}}}
==Notes==
{{Tameable}}

==References==
* Both the image and the description seem like a {{Wikipedia|Frill-necked Lizard}}, or Frilled Lizard also known as the Frilled Dragon. Unlike other foes in this area, this one is actually a real one.

User:TeKRunneR

2010-12-20T18:16:54Z

TeKRunneR: Modified pulls a bit

== Skills to perm ==
* Aura: Keen observation
* Meditation
* Premonition
* Charge of the bovine
* Trample of the rhino
* Upgrade armor
* Thunderbolt
* Aura: Mystery
* Firestorm
* Detachment
* Ant's strength
* Fire shield
* Summon water buffalo
* Stone armor
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Embossed Emblem
# The Dingo's Lotus

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip
# Swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Rook of cataclysm
# Blue chip socks

User:TeKRunneR

2010-12-18T13:54:52Z

TeKRunneR: /* Skills to perm */

== Skills to perm ==
* Aura: Keen observation
* Meditation
* Premonition
* Charge of the bovine
* Trample of the rhino
* Upgrade armor
* Thunderbolt
* Aura: Mystery
* Firestorm
* Detachment
* Ant's strength
* Fire shield
* Summon water buffalo
* Stone armor
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Sock puppet / embossed emblem / personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Copy of the internet
# ??

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip / swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Whatever, usually out of useful stuff to pull anyway

User:TeKRunneR

2010-12-08T07:38:00Z

TeKRunneR: Skills to perm

== Skills to perm ==
* Mental magnetism
* Aura: Keen observation
* Meditation
* Premonition
* Metal detector
* Charge of the bovine
* Trample of the rhino
* Upgrade armor
* Thunderbolt
* Aura: Mystery
* Firestorm
* Detachment
* Ant's strength
* Fire shield
* Summon water buffalo
* Stone armor
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Sock puppet / embossed emblem / personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Copy of the internet
# ??

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip / swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Whatever, usually out of useful stuff to pull anyway

User:TeKRunneR

2010-12-05T11:32:38Z

TeKRunneR: Created page with "== Skills to perm == * The fire within * Thunderbolt * Mental magnetism * Aura: Keen observation * Meditation * Premonition * Metal detector * Charge of the bovine * Upgrade arm..."

== Skills to perm ==
* The fire within
* Thunderbolt
* Mental magnetism
* Aura: Keen observation
* Meditation
* Premonition
* Metal detector
* Charge of the bovine
* Upgrade armor
* Aura: Mystery
* Firestorm
* Detachment
* Ant's strength
* Fire shield
* Summon water buffalo
* Stone armor
* Aura: Vigor

== Items to acquire ==
* Viking Games Jersey
* Karma Charm

== Pulls ==

=== Max pulls (3 days) ===

==== Day 1 ====
# Hero's Cape
# Great Scottish kilt
# Insanely super bowl
# Rolled doll dahl
# Talisman
# Gold coin / Blue chip
# Positronic computer
# Sock puppet / embossed emblem / personal copy of the internet
# Boomstick / Scythe
# Bray

==== Day 2 ====
# Bray
# Bray
# Garcia's software
# Jack's boots
# Sneakiers
# Xentrium breastplate
# Bicycle shorts
# Positronic computer
# Copy of the internet
# ??

==== Day 3 ====
# Paperclip / swingline
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Bray / Mr. Tea
# Whatever, usually out of useful stuff to pull anyway

Talk:Zion's Tears demiurge

2010-12-04T22:17:12Z

TeKRunneR: adding a few details

I noticed she had an acid attack. 57 (48) reflexes and it hit me for I 10 (+ 2 I think). Unfortunately killed me. Gave the Internal Injuries effect too.. --[[User:Antoids|Antoids]] 22:04, 19 February 2008 (MST)

So, how do you make it appear faster? --[[User:TeKRunneR|TeKRunneR]] 22:48, 23 November 2010 (PST)
:So very simple. You'd kick yourself for not thinking of it. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]]
: :Are you using the trick Cris? --[[User:Blackmatter615|Blackmatter615]] 07:35, 24 November 2010 (PST)
: : :I asked Crist this BM, she said 'not quite'. Dunno what that means :P --[[User:Strlikecrazy|Strlikecrazy]]
:::I used the trick on my two 3 day runs. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]]
::::Tried the alternative path on a multi, it seemed very very quick - i'll have to spade! --[[User:Strlikecrazy|Strlikecrazy]] 09:20, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:Hm, does it involve adventuring on the rooftops maybe? Inquiring minds want to know D: --[[User:TeKRunneR|TeKRunneR]] 08:04, 27 November 2010 (PST)
::Why would it involve the rooftops? [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]]

I had two ideas on how this could be made faster: either using +FT or using lassoes to fight more 'higher ranking'foes - the matarkhis and archons are 'officers', while the lokhar is a mere foot soldier. However, it looks like t archon cannot be lassoed, although the matarkhis can so...Worth testing I think. Alternatively, one could try to fight more archons using smoke bombs, or the 'trick' you mention(the red-eye one I assume) [[User:Edivad|Edivad]] 02:58, 30 November 2010 (PST)
: I truly hope this isn't like the [[mob instigator]] thing, where you have to fight N archons before it appears. Major RNG screwage potential. Though that would be the obvious thing, with the mob not voodooable. --[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 04:30, 30 November 2010 (PST)
:: I tried red-eye on everything but archons, demi appeared after 4 archons. Needs more spading of course. --[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 01:40, 3 December 2010 (PST)
:: I am bit sleepy, but I counted only 3 archons before demi --[[User:Shikao|Shikao]] 13:30, 3 December 2010 (PST)
:: Demi showed after 5 [[archon]]s, 9 [[matarkhis]]es, 14 [[lokhar]]s and 1 [[Ali C]] - counting after [[A Familiar Figure]] --[[User:Shikao|Shikao]] 07:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
:: Huh. My Zion tears building just went: first noncom, ~5 combats (no archon), 2nd noncom, 4 archons in a row, then demiurge. I don't know if that was pure luck, but I don't think I did anything very different from the usual.