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Siamese dreamcatcher

2009-07-26T05:59:24Z

The Pharmacist:

{{item
|descid=4474345
|itemid=
|name=Siamese dreamcatcher
|plural=
|image=siamese-dreamcatcher.gif
|desc=Political correctness aside (some say it should be a conjoined dreamcatcher, or perhaps a Thai dreamcatcher), reputation has it that this dreamcatcher is the greatest dreamcatcher ever known.

This thing doesn't look especially sturdy, but in the wise words of Patches O'Houlihan, "If it can catch a dream, it can catch a blade."
|type=offhand
|power=56
|level=16
|autosell=235
|ench=
|obtain={{weld|byzantium|roboto shield|Siamese dreamcatcher}}}}

File:Gaul-blatter.gif

2009-07-26T04:42:54Z

The Pharmacist:

Gaul blatter

2009-07-26T04:42:22Z

The Pharmacist: New combine

{{item
|descid=9286031
|itemid=836
|name=Cathay ray
|plural=unknown
|image=gaul-blatter.gif
|desc=This gun is made from the innards of a ravenous bugblatter beast of Gaul.

Traal? What's Traal? I don't know what you're talking about. You're a jerk, you know that; a real kneebiter.
|type=ranged
|power=160
|level=16
|autosell=245
|obtain={{weld|byzantium|B.L.T.|Gaul blatter}}
|ench={{modifier|tohit|+10}}
{{modifier|initiative|+5%}}}}

B.L.T.

2009-07-26T04:38:21Z

The Pharmacist: Adding Gaul blatter

{{item
|descid=4428752
|itemid=404
|name=B.L.T.
|plural=B.L.T.s
|image=cybertronium-gun2.gif
|desc= What you have here is a Big Laser Trio, affectionately known as a B.L.T. to its fans. It's a large gun with not one, not two, but three separate laser beams inside the barrel.
|type=ranged
|power=125
|level=12
|autosell=240
|weldable=yes
|obtain=[[Wade-bot Base]]
:*Trade in 3 [[laser macrodiode]]s, 1 [[strut bar]], and 3 [[enerbun globule]]s
|ench={{modifier|critical|+8%}}

{{modifier|criticalnote}}
|uses={{canbewelded|byzantium|Gaul blatter}}
{{canbewelded|illuminum|B.L.ighT. gun}}}}
==References==
* A {{Wikipedia|BLT sandwich}} (Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato) is a popular sandwich.

Byzantium

2009-07-26T04:37:06Z

The Pharmacist:

{{item
|descid=1749763
|itemid=775
|name=byzantium
|plural=istanbuls of byzantium
|image=byzantium.gif
|desc=Byzantium (the city) may be a long time gone, but the reputation for complex, labyrinthine traditions and thought processes lives on. This is reflected in the alloy that bears its name, also sometimes called "maze metal."

No, nobody ever calls it Constantinopleite. Why would you think that?
|type=Miscellaneous item
|autosell=230
|weldable=yes
|uses={{canbewelded|saw glove|Burma razor}}
{{canbewelded|roboto shield|Siamese dreamcatcher}}
{{canbewelded|smart suit|Abyssinian exosuit}}
{{canbewelded|robo cap|Rhodesian ridged helm}}
{{canbewelded|chip loafers|Vinlands' End hiking boots}}
{{canbewelded|rail gun|Cathay ray}}
{{canbewelded|B.L.T.|Gaul blatter}}
|obtain=[[Catalyze|Catalyzing]] [[cybertronium]]. 
Using [[prize box]].}}
==Notes==
* The name of this item was suggested by {{user|sanjuro}} as part of the [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=716 May 2009's bounty].
==References==
* The plural is based on the fact that current day {{wikipedia|Istanbul}} was founded in the name {{wikipedia|Byzantium}}.
* The description refers to {{wikipedia|Constantinople}}, another historical name of the city Istanbul.
[[Category:Partially Implemented]]

File:Cathay-ray.gif

2009-07-26T04:34:21Z

The Pharmacist: Image for Cathay ray item

Image for Cathay ray item

Cathay ray

2009-07-26T04:33:15Z

The Pharmacist:

{{item
|descid=4200681
|itemid=837
|name=Cathay ray
|plural=unknown
|image= cathay-ray.gif
|desc=Who knew that you took out the insides of a television and attached it to a big enough battery, you could run around zapping criminals with it?*

No, wait, that's a cathode. I have no idea what this thing is.

<nowiki>*</nowiki> Seriously, kids, don't try this at home.
|type=ranged
|power=170
|level=16
|autosell=265
|obtain={{weld|byzantium|rail gun|Cathay ray}}
|ench={{modifier|elementaldamage|fire|+5}}
{{modifier|dodge|+10}}}}

Rail gun

2009-07-26T04:32:48Z

The Pharmacist: Adding Cathay Ray

{{item
|descid=4200681
|itemid=406
|name=rail gun
|plural=rail guns
|image=cybertronium-laser-gun.gif
|desc= To misquote an oft-quoted poet, with this thing you can "rail against the frying of the light." Except that since you're doing the frying, I guess you'd rather support it than rail against it.
|type=ranged
|power=140
|level=12
|autosell=260
|obtain=[[Wade-bot Base]]
:*Trade in 1 [[cybertronium]] sheet, 1 [[laser macrodiode]], 2 [[strut bar]]s, and 5 [[enerbun globule]]s.
|weldable=yes
|uses={{canbewelded|illuminum|third rail gun}}
{{canbewelded|byzantium|Cathay ray}}
|ench={{modifier|elementaldamage|fire|+10}}
{{modifier|elementaldamage|sonic|+10}}}}
=References=
* "rail against the frying of the light." is a reference to "rage against the dying of the light." in the poem [[wikipedia:Do not go gentle into that good night|Do not go gentle into that good night]] by the Welsh poet Dylan Thomas.

Cathay ray

2009-07-26T04:31:08Z

The Pharmacist: New item

{{item
|descid=4200681
|itemid=837
|name=Cathay ray
|plural=unknown
|image= cathay-ray.gif.gif
|desc=Who knew that you took out the insides of a television and attached it to a big enough battery, you could run around zapping criminals with it?*

No, wait, that's a cathode. I have no idea what this thing is.

<nowiki>*</nowiki> Seriously, kids, don't try this at home.
|type=ranged
|power=170
|level=16
|autosell=265
|obtain={{weld|byzantium|rail gun|Cathay ray}}
|ench={{modifier|elementaldamage|fire|+5}}
{{modifier|dodge|+10}}}}

Byzantium

2009-07-26T04:24:26Z

The Pharmacist:

{{item
|descid=1749763
|itemid=775
|name=byzantium
|plural=istanbuls of byzantium
|image=byzantium.gif
|desc=Byzantium (the city) may be a long time gone, but the reputation for complex, labyrinthine traditions and thought processes lives on. This is reflected in the alloy that bears its name, also sometimes called "maze metal."

No, nobody ever calls it Constantinopleite. Why would you think that?
|type=Miscellaneous item
|autosell=230
|weldable=yes
|uses={{canbewelded|saw glove|Burma razor}}
{{canbewelded|roboto shield|Siamese dreamcatcher}}
{{canbewelded|smart suit|Abyssinian exosuit}}
{{canbewelded|robo cap|Rhodesian ridged helm}}
{{canbewelded|chip loafers|Vinlands' End hiking boots}}
{{canbewelded|rail gun|Cathay ray}}
|obtain=[[Catalyze|Catalyzing]] [[cybertronium]]. 
Using [[prize box]].}}
==Notes==
* The name of this item was suggested by {{user|sanjuro}} as part of the [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=716 May 2009's bounty].
==References==
* The plural is based on the fact that current day {{wikipedia|Istanbul}} was founded in the name {{wikipedia|Byzantium}}.
* The description refers to {{wikipedia|Constantinople}}, another historical name of the city Istanbul.
[[Category:Partially Implemented]]

Byzantium

2009-07-26T04:24:10Z

The Pharmacist:

{{item
|descid=1749763
|itemid=775
|name=byzantium
|plural=istanbuls of byzantium
|image=byzantium.gif
|desc=Byzantium (the city) may be a long time gone, but the reputation for complex, labyrinthine traditions and thought processes lives on. This is reflected in the alloy that bears its name, also sometimes called "maze metal."

No, nobody ever calls it Constantinopleite. Why would you think that?
|type=Miscellaneous item
|autosell=230
|weldable=yes
|uses={{canbewelded|saw glove|Burma razor}}
{{canbewelded|roboto shield|Siamese dreamcatcher}}
{{canbewelded|smart suit|Abyssinian exosuit}}
{{canbewelded|robo cap|Rhodesian ridged helm}}
{{canbewelded|chip loafers|Vinlands' End hiking boots}}
{{canbewelded|railgun|Cathay ray}}
|obtain=[[Catalyze|Catalyzing]] [[cybertronium]]. 
Using [[prize box]].}}
==Notes==
* The name of this item was suggested by {{user|sanjuro}} as part of the [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=716 May 2009's bounty].
==References==
* The plural is based on the fact that current day {{wikipedia|Istanbul}} was founded in the name {{wikipedia|Byzantium}}.
* The description refers to {{wikipedia|Constantinople}}, another historical name of the city Istanbul.
[[Category:Partially Implemented]]

Robotics kit

2008-07-17T13:37:05Z

The Pharmacist: Added uses

{{item
|descid=
|itemid=
|name=Robotics kit
|image=robot-kit.gif
|desc=With this kit and some structural material (your favorite metal, for instance), you can build yourself a cute little robot buddy to accompany you on your adventures. Remember, though, don't hit your little buddy in the head with his own hat. Robots have feelings too, you know.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=100
|notrade=yes
|weldable=yes
|ench=}}
==How Obtained==
[[University Heights]]
:*Buy at [[Robotics Club]]
==Uses==
*[[black robot]]
*[[grey robot]]
*[[Mechapinata]]
*[[red robot]]
*[[robot with a heart of gold]]

Red robot

2008-07-17T13:36:16Z

The Pharmacist: Added obtain info and formatting

{{item
|descid=5486581
|itemid=
|name=red robot
|image=red-robot.gif
|desc=This is a fuming red robot. Fuming, as in smoke seems to be rising from it, and also fuming as in appearing to be really angry. You wouldn't expect to find many angry robots, but someone thought this one ought to be.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|notrade=yes
|autosell=150
|nosell=no
|usable=no
|combat=yes<Optional.>
|weldable=yes<Optional.>
|ench=Gets you a sidekick/companion.}}

==How Obtained==
{{weld|Infernium slab|Robotics kit|red robot}}

==When Used==
Within moments of being activated, the red robot starts running around, pestering and annoying everything in sight. Man, that's one obnoxious sidekick. (Duration: 120 minutes.)
===sidekick/companion name===
[[red robot]]
The red robot pokes your opponent in two or three sensitive spots, gives it a noogie, and drops a couple of choice insults. Then the robot backs up and leaves the fighting to you. That's just great ...

Infernium slab

2008-07-17T13:31:47Z

The Pharmacist: Added robot

{{item
|descid=3054016
|itemid=279
|name=infernium slab
|image=infernium_slab.gif
|desc=This is a slab of perpetually hot metal. If you cut it up, you could make the world's most reliable coffee warming plate. It would be an ''eeeeevil'' coffee warming plate, though. Yeah, you're right, people would still buy it.
|type=misc
|autosell=100
|weldable=yes}}
==How Obtained==
{{weld|smoldering ash|plasteel plating|infernium slab}}
==Uses==
*[[hot pants]]
*[[infernium gloves]]
*[[infernal pinata]]
*[[red robot]]

Black robot

2008-07-17T13:25:53Z

The Pharmacist: Line break

{{item
|descid=1319480
|itemid=
|name=black robot
|image=black-robot.gif
|desc=This is a black, shiny robot, constructed of sturdy plasteel. From a distance, it looks like the armor they wore during the Bug Wars, and you think about calling up your old pal Jack Crow, but you haven't seen that scoundrel in ages.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|notrade=yes
|autosell=150
|nosell=no
|usable=no
|combat=yes<Optional.>
|weldable=yes<Optional.>
|ench=Gets you a sidekick/companion.}}

==How Obtained==
{{weld|plasteel plating|Robotics kit|Mechapinata}}

==When Used==
You activate the black robot. It immediately jumps in front of you and assumes a defensive stance. (Duration: 120 minutes.)
===sidekick/companion name===
[[Black robot]]

Your opponent attacks ... Your black robot steps up and takes some of the damage from the blow.

Black robot

2008-07-17T13:25:25Z

The Pharmacist: Added obtain info and formatting

{{item
|descid=1319480
|itemid=
|name=black robot
|image=black-robot.gif
|desc=This is a black, shiny robot, constructed of sturdy plasteel. From a distance, it looks like the armor they wore during the Bug Wars, and you think about calling up your old pal Jack Crow, but you haven't seen that scoundrel in ages.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|notrade=yes
|autosell=150
|nosell=no
|usable=no
|combat=yes<Optional.>
|weldable=yes<Optional.>
|ench=Gets you a sidekick/companion.}}

==How Obtained==
{{weld|plasteel plating|Robotics kit|Mechapinata}}

==When Used==
You activate the black robot. It immediately jumps in front of you and assumes a defensive stance. (Duration: 120 minutes.)
===sidekick/companion name===
[[Black robot]]
Your opponent attacks ... Your black robot steps up and takes some of the damage from the blow.

Cybertronium

2008-07-17T13:18:46Z

The Pharmacist: Uses: Added Robot

{{item
|descid=7422269
|itemid=396
|name=cybertronium
|image=cybertronium.gif
|desc= This is a strange metal from another world. It's a complex alloy assembled at the molecular level by nano machinery, making it very adaptable. It can, for instance, feel as much at home in a big city as in a rural setting. Which is good, because metal that fell apart under stress wouldn't be very useful.
|type=misc
|autosell=222
|weldable=yes}}

==How Obtained==
[[Sector 7-Gamma]]
:*[[Rock'em Bot]]
:*[[crawler bot]]
:*[[Soundwave]]
:*[[squid bot]]

[[Row vs. Wade Battlefield]]
:*[[Thunderclap]]
:*[[Wavejumper]]

[[Quadrant Delta-Delta-Delta Force]]
:*[[aquatic landshark bot]]
:*[[Upsilon-Iota Bot]]
:*[[Delta Queen]]

==Uses==
*May be [[Combination Items#Welding|welded]] with a [[strut bar]] to make a [[roboto shield]].
*May be [[Combination Items#Welding|welded]] with a [[robotics kit]] to make a [[robot with a heart of gold]].
*May be [[Combination Items#Welding|welded]] with [[the whole nine yards]] to make a [[smart axe]].
*May be [[Combination Items#Welding|welded]] with [[lab coat]] to make a [[smart shirt]].
*May be [[Combination Items#Welding|welded]] with [[snug breeches]] to make [[smarty pants]].
*2 sheets may be used at the [[Wade-bot Base]] to make a [[smart suit]].
*1 sheet may be used at the [[Wade-bot Base]] to make a [[robo cap]].
*1 sheet may be used at the [[Wade-bot Base]] to make a [[rail gun]].
*1 sheet may be used at the [[Wade-bot Base]] to make a [[saw glove]].

Titanium plating

2008-07-17T13:17:32Z

The Pharmacist: /* Uses */ Added robot

{{item
|descid=3606919
|itemid=207
|name=titanium plating
|image=titanium.gif
|desc=This is "a mutilating pint" of titanium plating. Well, it's not so much mutilating as mutilated, and it's not so much a pint as lots of ounces--non-fluid ounces. Okay, so it's a bent sheet of metal, weighing a couple of pounds.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=15
|weldable=yes}}

==How Obtained==
[[Fighting Robots]]
:*[[lanky robot]]
:*[[treaded robot]]

[[A renegade robot hive]]
:*[[defender]]
:*[[hovertank]]

[[City of Lost Robots]]
:*[[sentient meme]]
:*[[servant robot]]

[[Golden Wooden Nickel Casino]]
:*[[guardian orb]]

[[Military base of the Unborn]]
:*[[A.P.C.]]

==Uses==
*[[grey robot]]
*[[pingerang]]
*[[reinforced helmet]]
*[[reinforced shirt]]
*[[safety pants]]
*[[titanium lump]]
*[[titanium mace]]
*[[titanium pipe]]
*[[titanium shield]]

Grey robot

2008-07-17T13:13:24Z

The Pharmacist: Added obtain info and formatting

{{item
|descid=6589218
|itemid=
|name=Grey robot
|image=grey-robot.gif
|desc=This is a deactivated robot. You can't tell much about it, other than it's covered in grey metal. Well, and it's a robot.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=150
|nosell=yes<Optional.>
|notrade=yes<Optional.>
|usable=yes<Optional.>
|combat=yes<Optional.>
|weldable=yes<Optional.>
|ench=Gets you a sidekick/companion.}}

==How Obtained==
{{weld|titanium plating|robotics kit|grey robot}}

==When Used==
You activate the grey robot. The first thing it does is shout "Jimmy Six can do tricks!" and then wheels around, waving its arms in a confusing fashion. (Duration: 120 minutes.)

===Sidekick/Companion Name===
[[Grey robot]]

The grey robot zips around animatedly on its treads, until it accidentally runs over a soda can that was lying on the ground. "Reassemble, Doctor Mojo, reassemble!" the robot shouts, over and over again in an increasing pitch until you convince it that it can't be reassembled. Needless to say, your opponent says clear of the robot freakout until its over.

Talk:Robot with a heart of gold

2008-07-17T13:05:54Z

The Pharmacist: New page: We should split the companion section off, but its name Robot with a heard of gold and the item's name robot with a heart of gold are treated as identical by the wiki. I believe the other ...

We should split the companion section off, but its name Robot with a heard of gold and the item's name robot with a heart of gold are treated as identical by the wiki. I believe the other robots are similar. --[[User:The Pharmacist|The Pharmacist]] 06:05, 17 July 2008 (MST)

Robot with a heart of gold

2008-07-17T13:04:45Z

The Pharmacist:

{{item
|descid=9269069
|itemid=?
|name=robot with a heart of gold
|image=robot-gold.gif
|desc=This just might be one of the smartest robots you've ever met. Unfortunately, its intelligence is more than matched by its depressing attitude. This makes its name even more confusing--"heart of gold" suggests that somewhere down deep the robot is filled with kindness and good intentions, but from the surface there's no such indication at all.|type=Miscellaneous Item
|notrade=yes
|autosell=150
|nosell=no
|usable=yes
|ench=Gets you a sidekick/companion.}}

==How Obtained==
{{weld|Cybertronium|Robotics kit|robot with a heart of gold}}

==When Used==
It doesn't take more than the first mournful groan of gears and a wistful sigh of pneumatics to convince you that this robot is going to be a complete party pooper. By the time it gets around to moaning about an ache in one of its diodes--five whole minutes later--you're about ready to shut it off again. (Duration: 120 minutes.)

===Sidekick/Companion Name===
[[Robot with a heart of gold]]

The robot with a heart of gold sighs, and in a doleful tone explains how he could have done what you just did, only better and faster, and with less effort, if only his servo wasn't aching so. Reluctantly, you gain 6-13 XP.

Mechapinata!!

2008-07-16T13:42:14Z

The Pharmacist: Added Info

{{Sidekick/companion
|name=Mechapinata!!
|image=pinata.gif
|desc=no
|item=yes
|itname=Mechapinata
|ability=Attacks foes.
|dur=120 min.
|msg=The mechapinata charges your opponent and attacks viciously. You can hardly bear to watch as your foe is mangled for X damage..

The mechapinata waits, biding its time. The mechapinata acts when the mechapinata chooses.}}

Talk:Mechapinata

2008-07-16T13:20:12Z

The Pharmacist:

"The mechapinata waits, biding its time. The mechapinata acts when the mechapinata chooses." [[User:Matt the vigilante|Matt the vigilante]] 20:58, 10 July 2008 (MST)
and
"The mechapinata charges your opponent and attacks viciously. You can hardly bear to watch as your foe is mangled for 45 damage.." [[User:Matt the vigilante|Matt the vigilante]] 20:57, 10 July 2008 (MST)

I received 120 minutes of effect from this item as a Virtuous Level 29 Gadgeteer. If we are seeing different durations, please post whatever information feels pertinent. --[[User:The Pharmacist|The Pharmacist]] 06:20, 16 July 2008 (MST)

Mechapinata

2008-07-16T13:18:42Z

The Pharmacist: Added Sidekick name and changed duration (see Talk)

{{item
|descid=1057376
|itemid=491
|name=Mechapinata
|image=pinata.gif
|desc=Note: When this thing is discovered, Cristiona will be filling in the description with whatever used to be on the wiki.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|notrade=yes
|autosell=150
|nosell=no
|usable=no
|combat=yes<Optional.>
|weldable=yes<Optional.>
|ench=Gets you a sidekick/companion.}}

==How Obtained==
{{weld|Infernal pinata|Robotics kit|Mechapinata}}

==When Used==
You press the START button on the underside of the giant robotic pinata, and step back. With a heavy, ponderous groan of metal and mache, the mechapinata comes to life and brays with fury. (Duration: 120 minutes.)
===sidekick/companion name===
[[Mechapinata!!]]

Talk:Eye podule

2008-07-14T19:12:54Z

The Pharmacist: Verified Identical XP Gain

does the same thing as a [[SQUID player]] but its a lvl 10 requirement--[[User:Reaper|Reaper]] 22:31, 8 June 2008 (MST)
: Do you get more XP per disk by using the Eye Podule instead? --[[User:Tycho Everett|Tycho Everett]] 00:14, 10 July 2008 (MST)
:: Verified that it provides exactly the same XP using [[SQUID disc: The Tao of the Dow]]. --[[User:The Pharmacist|The Pharmacist]] 12:12, 14 July 2008 (MST)

Brutish man

2008-07-10T15:30:55Z

The Pharmacist: Note fire resistance

{{underconstruction|comment=Needs messages, Item drop %s}}
{{fight
|pronoun=a
|name=brutish man
|desc="Hulking" doesn't begin to describe this figure. He's got muscles you've never heard of that are larger than your biceps. His weapon looks like it used to be a street lamp, or maybe a telephone pole.
|image=muscular.jpg
|hit=unknown
|fumpro=He
|crit=X
|miss1=Your opponent attacks ... The brute approaches you with his weapon pulled back, but you taunt him with "Swing batter, batter swing!" and throw his timing off. His attack whooshes harmlessly in front of you.
|miss2=Your opponent attacks ... The muscular figure tries to grab you, but his bulky muscles prevent him from pulling his arms together enough. You slip through as he struggles against himself.
|miss3=Your opponent attacks ... Before he can attack, he's called in to testify at a congressional hearing on illegal steroid use.
|fum=X
|chips=90-120
|xp=103
|item1=tattered shorts|image1=Tattered-shorts.gif
|item2=raccoon mask|image2=raccoon-mask.gif
|item3=lamp post|image3=lamp-post.gif
|item4=corrupt amulet|image4=corrupt-amulet.gif
|loc1=Rooftops of downtown
|res1=Fire}}

Quantum hopper

2008-07-10T02:48:10Z

The Pharmacist: New use

{{item
|descid=8038479
|itemid=40
|name=quantum hopper
|image=quantum-hopper.gif
|desc=If Frank Zappa and Dennis Hopper adopted a child together it would probably end up being called Quantum Hopper. This quantum hopper, though, has less to do with strange celebrities and more to do with strange physics.
|type=Misc
|autosell=160}}

==How Obtained==
[[a renegade robot hive]]
:*[[battle drone]]

==Uses==
*[[Positronic computer]] component.
*Welded with a [[Xentrium breastplate]] to create a [[Schrodinger's Box]].

==References==
Aside from being a well known musician, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa Frank Zappa] is also known for giving his children strange names such as Dweezil and Moon Unit. 'Quantum' would probably be right up his alley.

Items by number (400-499)

2008-07-10T00:44:12Z

The Pharmacist: Added the Box

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
400. [[smarty pants]] 
401. [[robo cap]] 
402. [[saw glove]] 
403. [[smart axe]] 
404. [[B.L.T.]] 
405. [[roboto shield]] 
406. [[rail gun]] 
407. [[isotope meter]] 
408. [[plastiscanner]] 
409. [[EMP device]] 
410. [[strut bar]] 
411. [[flash-restore capsule]] 
412. [[mona lisa drivetrain]] 
413. [[groundwater]] 
414. [[]] 
415. [[brick wall]] 
416. [[blockheaded hat]] 
417. [[low-jump boots]] 
418. [[lethargy pill]] 
419. [[pile of bricks]] 
420. [[wand of compensation]] 
421. [[empty picture frame]] 
422. [[picture frame in waiting]] 
423. [[silver-plated star]] 
424. [[fool's-gold star]] 
425. [[Coward's Cloak]] 
426. [[Amazing Technicolor Dreampants]] 
427. [[zillion-chip piece]] 
428. [[Brad energy drink]] 
429. [[Gingerette Black]] 
430. [[Krakatoa Punch]] 
431. [[quill blade]] 
432. [[]] 
433. [[]] 
</td><td>
434. [[verse of the dodo]] 
435. [[targe vert with human rampant]] 
436. [[trilobit]] 
437. [[reptile tile]] 
438. [[lizard tail]] 
439. [[eagle feather]] 
440. [[red claw]] 
441. [[red tooth]] 
442. [[VHF-1 Fighter]] 
443. [[VHF-1 Exosuit]] 
444. [[]] 
445. [[foul spirits]] 
446. [[lump of carmot]] 
447. [[transparent tincture]] 
448. [[tincture of tail]] 
449. [[feather fluid]] 
450. [[tincture of tooth]] 
451. [[potion of the indoors]] 
452. [[Clegg's elixir]] 
453. [[potion of invisibility]] 
454. [[leached liquid]] 
455. [[lupine liquor]] 
456. [[double plus good draught]] 
457. [[it's still good! draught]] 
458. [[scale mail]] 
459. [[special wooden cup]] 
460. [[Fighting Club]] 
461. [[Scubby brand buffalo snax]] 
462. [[wolf bait]] 
463. [[warrior hologram]] 
464. [[SQUID player]] 
465. [[eye podule]] 
466. [[SQUID disc: How to Win ...]] 
</td><td>
467. [[SQUID disc: 30 Days to Greater Humility]] 
468. [[SQUID disc: The Tao of the Dow]] 
469. [[SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette]] 
470. [[SQUID disc: Coping with Failure]] 
471. [[]] 
472. [[inactive strobe drone]] 
473. [[cryptonase]] 
474. [[harmonica]] 
475. [[plaid couch (extremely lumpy)]] 
476. [[plaid couch (very lumpy)]] 
477. [[plaid couch (very lumpy)]] 
478. [[plaid couch (lumpy)]] 
479. [[plaid couch (lumpy)]] 
480. [[]] 
481. [[old coin]] 
482. [[stale cracker]] 
483. [[mismatched earring]] 
484. [[Twilight Gold card]] 
485. [[phone number]] 
486. [[gym membership card]] 
487. [[Schrodinger's Box]] 
488. [[]] 
489. [[]] 
490. [[]] 
491. [[]] 
492. [[]] 
493. [[]] 
494. [[]] 
495. [[]] 
496. [[]] 
497. [[]] 
498. [[]] 
499. [[]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

[[Category: Items]]
[[Category: Basics]]

Schrodinger's Box

2008-07-10T00:36:23Z

The Pharmacist: Updated Autosell

{{item
|descid=5724244
|itemid=487
|name=Schrodinger's Box
|image=Schrodingers-box.gif
|desc=What's in the box? It's an innocent question, but to answer it for this thing, you'd need a degree in physics and a probability chart. Maybe you should stick with wondering what's in the sack instead, before you really blow your stack.

|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=220
|usable=No
|ench=}}

==How Obtained==
Obtained by welding a [[Xentrium breastplate]] and [[quantum hopper]] together.

Xentrium breastplate

2008-07-10T00:36:07Z

The Pharmacist: Added use

{{item
|descid=5425659
|itemid=297
|name=xentrium breastplate
|image=Xentrium-breastplate.gif
|desc=This metal breastplate has been fashioned from a metal alloy with strange properties. No, not strange properties like Pork Place and Ventnor Railroad, I mean that it seems to do funny things with time.
|type=Shirts
|level=9
|autosell=150
|power=50
|ench=-10 seconds to the duration of each turn}}

==How Obtained==
[[Rooftops of downtown]]
:*[[armored warrior]]
==Uses==
Weld with [[quantum hopper]] to create a [[Schrodinger's Box]].

Harmonica

2008-07-02T14:44:32Z

The Pharmacist: Wikified drop location

{{item
|descid=6017506
|itemid=474
|name=harmonica
|image=harmonica.gif
|desc=This appears to be just a regular ol' harmonica. It can make a noise all out of proportion with its size and shape, but otherwise there's nothing particularly unusual about it.
|type=misc
|autosell=30
|usable=}}

'''Gets you a sidekick/companion.'''

==How Obtained==
*[[The streets of downtown Twilight]]
**[[Ugly mugger]]

==When Used==
*If you already have a sidekick:
''You take a couple of puffs on the harmonica, but your sidekick complains loudly about the noise, so you put it away again.''
*Otherwise:
''You sit down on a door stoop and play a few bars on the harmonica. It's fun, but not very good. A man wanders by and says, "Man, that's one fine harmonica you've got there. Tell ya what. If you let me have it, I'll give you half of my earnings for the evening. Whaddya say?" You figure that's a better use than you would have gotten out of it, so you agree.'' (Duration: 45 minutes.)

==Notes==
*It's a mob drop added with the new sidekick code (late June 2008).
*Gives you a Blues Musician sidekick for 45 minutes. After each combat (not non-combat patrols) you receive the message: ''Your musician friend plays some blues harmonica, and collects some chips from passerby, which he splits with you.'' '''You gain 40 chips.'''

==See Also==

Harmonica

2008-07-02T14:35:47Z

The Pharmacist: Effect

{{item
|descid=6017506
|itemid=474
|name=harmonica
|image=harmonica.gif
|desc=This appears to be just a regular ol' harmonica. It can make a noise all out of proportion with its size and shape, but otherwise there's nothing particularly unusual about it.
|type=misc
|autosell=30
|usable=}}

'''Gets you a sidekick/companion.'''

==How Obtained==
*Ugly mugger (streets of downtown twilight)

==When Used==
*If you already have a sidekick:
''You take a couple of puffs on the harmonica, but your sidekick complains loudly about the noise, so you put it away again.''
*Otherwise:
''You sit down on a door stoop and play a few bars on the harmonica. It's fun, but not very good. A man wanders by and says, "Man, that's one fine harmonica you've got there. Tell ya what. If you let me have it, I'll give you half of my earnings for the evening. Whaddya say?" You figure that's a better use than you would have gotten out of it, so you agree.'' (Duration: 45 minutes.)

==Notes==
*It's a mob drop added with the new sidekick code (late June 2008).
*Gives you a Blues Musician sidekick for 45 minutes. After each combat (not non-combat patrols) you receive the message: ''Your musician friend plays some blues harmonica, and collects some chips from passerby, which he splits with you.'' '''You gain 40 chips.'''

==See Also==

Harmonica

2008-07-02T14:33:35Z

The Pharmacist: Successful use message

{{item
|descid=6017506
|itemid=474
|name=harmonica
|image=harmonica.gif
|desc=This appears to be just a regular ol' harmonica. It can make a noise all out of proportion with its size and shape, but otherwise there's nothing particularly unusual about it.
|type=misc
|autosell=30
|usable=}}

'''Gets you a sidekick/companion.'''

==How Obtained==
*Ugly mugger (streets of downtown twilight)

==When Used==
*If you already have a sidekick:
''You take a couple of puffs on the harmonica, but your sidekick complains loudly about the noise, so you put it away again.''
*Otherwise:
''You sit down on a door stoop and play a few bars on the harmonica. It's fun, but not very good. A man wanders by and says, "Man, that's one fine harmonica you've got there. Tell ya what. If you let me have it, I'll give you half of my earnings for the evening. Whaddya say?" You figure that's a better use than you would have gotten out of it, so you agree.'' (Duration: 45 minutes.)

==Notes==
It's a mob drop added with the new sidekick code (late June 2008).

==See Also==

Rest for a turn

2008-06-24T14:57:35Z

The Pharmacist: Just the basics

==Resting Messages==
*A friend calls you on your cell phone, and you take a break from patrolling to chat for a bit.
*You rest for a while to re-energize.
*You spend some time reading a pocket paperback and feel recharged.
*You stop in at a convenience store for a light snack and a bottle of water. You feel refreshed.
*You take a seat on a park bench and practice some light meditation.

==Result==
*You gain X hit points. You gain X power points.

==Notes==
*The amount of time required to rest can be decreased through several means. More data is needed.

[[Category:Basics]]

Skis (dict)

2008-06-16T17:07:12Z

The Pharmacist: New page: '''skis''' n. The thing up above you. You know, where aliens might come from. Whaddya mean that's not how you spell skies? I'm Leonard Nimoy, and so concludes our tale. =Source= [[Astral...

'''skis'''

n. The thing up above you. You know, where aliens might come from. Whaddya mean that's not how you spell skies? I'm Leonard Nimoy, and so concludes our tale.

=Source=
[[Astral Stock Exchange software|Astral Stock Exchange]] email when receiving [[binoculars]].

[[Category: Twilight Dictionary]]

SQUID disc: Coping with Failure

2008-06-09T02:32:57Z

The Pharmacist: Update from talk page. Thanks Reaper!

{{Underconstruction|comment=Needs use information and ID#'s.}}

{{item
|descid=
|itemid=
|name=SQUID disc: Coping with Failure
|image=squid-disc.gif
|desc=This is a digital self-help guide designed to help one cope with and come to accept inevitable failures in one's life.

You know, they say true heroism doesn't come from winning, but from what you do when you lose.

But you know what? That's pretty cheesy. Does anyone really believe that kind of talk? I think I'm going to go be sick now.

|type=Misc
|nosell=200
|usable}}

==How Obtained==
[[Shiloh Sanatarium]]
:*[[tormented hero]]

==When Used==
Without a [[SQUID player]] equipped:
*You'd like to use the SQUID disc, but you don't have a device capable of playing it.
With a [[SQUID player]] equipped:
*You load the disc into your SQUID player. You try to learn how to cope with failure, but the skill eludes you. This inability to grasp the concept bothers you for a few minutes, but then you shrug it off and .... Aha! That's it! You gain 115 XP.

Reputation

2008-05-17T14:03:42Z

The Pharmacist: Added Judicious (my current reputation)

{{Underconstruction|comment=So,how does it work?}}
Over time your choices as a hero will begin to give you a reputation with the population of Twilight. Be careful what you choose, because while some people are bound to appreciate your choices, others are guaranteed to disapprove. Some may say you're the ideal hero, while others might label you a menace. Reputations can change, though, as you make other choices over time. The public eye has a short memory, and what you do today always overshadows what you did a month ago.

'''Reputations discovered:'''

''Altruist ''
''Balanced ''
''Honorable ''
''Judicious ''
''Just ''
''Pragmatic ''
''Virtuous ''
''Vigilante ''
''Watchdog ''

Titanium pipe

2008-05-12T03:29:54Z

The Pharmacist: /* Uses */

{{item
|descid=5707083
|itemid=211
|name=titanium pipe
|image=lead-pipe.gif
|desc=Ignoring for the moment what Rene Magritte might have to say about it, this is indeed a pipe. Not the smoking kind, though, the thwacking kind. And if you don't like it, you can stick that in your this and smoke it.
|type=Melee weapon
|power=38
|level=2
|autosell=32
|weldable=yes}}

==How Obtained==
{{weld|titanium plating|lead pipe|titanium pipe}}

==Uses==
*Can be [[Combination Items#Welding|welded]] with a [[titanium lump]] to make a [[titanium mace]].
*Can be [[Combination Items#Assembly|assembled]] with [[tacky grip]] to make a [[handle]].
*Component of a [[jetpack]].

Archon

2008-05-12T03:23:53Z

The Pharmacist: Fire Resistant

{{fight
|pronoun=an
|name=archon
|desc=This is a Zion's Tears archon, one of the highest-ranking leaders of the movement. Unlike human leaders, it doesn't beg for your vote, it commands it.
|image=Archon.jpg
|phys=X
|sdhit=X
|crit=X
|fumpro=?
|fum=X
|xp=75
|item1=platinum necklace
|image1=necklace.gif
|res1=Fire
|loc1=Zion's Tears building}}
===Notes===
This enemy has no unique combat messages.

Troutmaster (with Bass-O-Matic 77)

2008-05-11T20:22:46Z

The Pharmacist: Image appears to have changed (confirmed in game)

[[Image:troutmaster.gif]]

You are fighting the Troutmaster.

You come across what appears to be a large underwater stone palace. Fish and other sea creatures swim in and out of its many windows. It's clear there's no point in hiding, so you just swim through the front door.

The entrance leads to one gigantic room. All sides are piled high with plastic-sealed packages--obviously the stolen goods. Sitting on a giant stone throne in the middle of the room is the Troutmaster. He's not not what you expected: short, balding, slightly overweight, and pale green. Well, the pale green skin isn't so surprising.

The Troutmaster rises from his throne when you approach and circles you warily. He says something, but it all comes out as garbled bubbles; figuring there's no point in mincing words, you both dive for each other at the same moment.

''Hit message(s):''
* Your opponent attacks ... He hits you for X damage. 

''Critical Message:'' 
*Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for X damage. He cleans your clock with that hit. 

''Miss message(s):''

Your opponent attacks... and misses.
Your opponent attacks... and misses (sweet!).

'''You gain 117-200 chips.'''

'''You gain 200 experience.'''

== Location ==

Occurs at [[Porcelain Bay]]

== Notes ==

* Once defeated becomes a One Time Adventure

* Only encountered during the [[Go Fish]] quest

* If the [[Bass-O-Matic 77]] is equipped, after the "circling warily" line, the text adds, "He seems particularly cautious of the Bass-O-Matic gripped tightly in your hands."

[[Category: Bosses]]

Paper mache

2008-05-11T19:25:32Z

The Pharmacist: Formatting

{{item
|descid=7904055
|itemid=224
|name=paper mache
|image=paper-mache.gif
|desc=Through a mystical process that involves a lot of chopped paper and some kind of slime, you can create a sheet of stuff that looks and acts kind of like thicker, heavier paper. That's pretty much what this is.
|type=misc
|autosell=1}}

==How Obtained==
{{assemble|outraged political flyer|outraged political flyer|paper mache}}

''or''

{{assemble|rave flyer|rave flyer|paper mache}}

''or''

{{assemble|outraged political flyer|rave flyer|paper mache}}

==Uses==
*[[paper machete]]
*[[pinata]]

Paper mache

2008-05-11T19:14:38Z

The Pharmacist:

{{item
|descid=7904055
|itemid=224
|name=paper mache
|image=paper-mache.gif
|desc=Through a mystical process that involves a lot of chopped paper and some kind of slime, you can create a sheet of stuff that looks and acts kind of like thicker, heavier paper. That's pretty much what this is.
|type=misc
|autosell=1}}

==How Obtained==
{{assemble|outraged political flyer|outraged political flyer|paper mache}}

''or''

{{assemble|rave flyer|rave flyer|paper mache}}

"or''

{{assemble|outraged political flyer|rave flyer}}

==Uses==
*[[paper machete]]
*[[pinata]]

Squidopus

2008-05-11T18:08:39Z

The Pharmacist:

{{underconstruction|comment=Needs messages, Item drop %s}}

{{fight
|pronoun=a
|name=squidopus
|desc=Out of the murky gloom, a mutant squidopus approaches you. It's essentially a strange hybrid of a squid and an octopus. The only real apparent difference between it and either of its parents is that it has nine arms.
|image=Squidopus.jpg
|hit=* Your opponent attacks ... It slaps you with each tentacle, one after another, in rapid succession. Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack! It hits you for {{element|physical|X}}
* Your opponent attacks ... The tentacles grab each of your limbs and pull painfully in opposite directions. It hits you for {{element|physical|X}}
* Two tentacles grab each arm, and two grab each leg. While it has you pinned the ninth tentacle is free to give you a painful noogie. It hits you for {{element|physical|X}}
|critical=unknown
|miss=* Your opponent attacks ... It swipes at you with one long tentacle, but you bite it until it lets go. Mmmm ... kalamari ...
* Your opponent attacks ... All nine tentacles lunge your way at the same time, getting badly tangled. The squidopus backs off in order to get things straightened out.
* Your opponent attacks ... Before it attacks, you taunt the squidopus with a crude gesture. Apparently embarassed, it hides itself in a cloud of ink.
|fumble=*Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! It takes {{element|fumble|X}}.
|chip range=0
|res1=Fire
|xp=61}}

{{obtain|item=pearl of wisdom|image=Pearl.gif}}
{{obtain|item=squidopus ink|image=Ink.gif}}

== Location ==
[[Porcelain Bay, under water]]
[[Category: Enemies]]

Troutmaster (with Bass-O-Matic 77)

2008-05-11T03:58:54Z

The Pharmacist: Miss Messages

[[Image:troutmaster.jpg]]

You are fighting the Troutmaster.

You come across what appears to be a large underwater stone palace. Fish and other sea creatures swim in and out of its many windows. It's clear there's no point in hiding, so you just swim through the front door.

The entrance leads to one gigantic room. All sides are piled high with plastic-sealed packages--obviously the stolen goods. Sitting on a giant stone throne in the middle of the room is the Troutmaster. He's not not what you expected: short, balding, slightly overweight, and pale green. Well, the pale green skin isn't so surprising.

The Troutmaster rises from his throne when you approach and circles you warily. He says something, but it all comes out as garbled bubbles; figuring there's no point in mincing words, you both dive for each other at the same moment.

''Hit message(s):''
* Your opponent attacks ... He hits you for X damage. 

''Critical Message:'' 
*Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for X damage. He cleans your clock with that hit. 

''Miss message(s):''

Your opponent attacks... and misses.
Your opponent attacks... and misses (sweet!).

'''You gain 117-200 chips.'''

'''You gain 200 experience.'''

== Location ==

Occurs at [[Porcelain Bay]]

== Notes ==

* Once defeated becomes a One Time Adventure

* Only encountered during the [[Go Fish]] quest

* If the [[Bass-O-Matic 77]] is equipped, after the "circling warily" line, the text adds, "He seems particularly cautious of the Bass-O-Matic gripped tightly in your hands."

[[Category: Bosses]]