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SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette

2008-06-13T15:24:18Z

Vaxquis: /* When Used */

{{Underconstruction|comment=Needs use information}}

{{item
|descid=2628900
|itemid=469
|name=SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette
|image=squid-disc.gif
|desc=This mini disc contains information to answer all of the age-old manners questions. For instance, which fork do you use to take olives from a pickle jar? Answer: depends on whether it's kosher or dill on the jar label. Or how do you get the peas to stick to your knife? Answer: honey.
|type=Misc
|autosell=10
|usable=yes}}

==How Obtained==
[[Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood |The neighboring and neighborly neighborhood]]
*[[elderly bowler]]

==When Used==
Without a [[SQUID player]] equipped:
*You'd like to use the SQUID disc, but you don't have a device capable of playing it.
With a [[SQUID player]] equipped:
*You load the disc into your SQUID player. You learn in excrutiating detail all the rules that were so obscure and pointless even Victorian society considered them worthless. Still, now you can show people up at parties. As soon as you get invited to a party. You gain 7-12 XP.

Hamlet

2008-06-13T15:06:19Z

Vaxquis:

{{fight
|name=Hamlet
|pronoun=
|image=Hamlet.gif
|desc=You encounter Hamlet, the prince of Denmark, talking to the ghost of his father, the former king. "Avenge me, son" says the king. "Who murdered you, father?" asks Hamlet. The ghost is silent, but points one glowing finger directly at you.
|hit1=* The Danish prince raises his sword to attack. "Wait, stop, don't hit me!" you shout. Hamlet pauses but then says, "Methinks thou dost protest too much," and strikes you with his blade. You get hit for X damage.
|hit2=* He flails ineffectually with his sword for several minutes, until you dodge behind a curtain. Suddenly his aim improves and he strikes true. He hits you for X damage.
|hit3=* Hamlet starts to attack you, then gets caught up in a long moment of indecision. Eventually he assaults you with an outrageous barrage of slings and arrows. He hits you for X damage.
|miss1=* Hamlet brings a bunch of actors on stage and sets up an unnecessarily elaborate performance in which he demonstrates exactly how you've wronged him. You're not a king, though, so the play fails to catch your conscience.
|miss2=* Hamlet starts to attack you, but then becomes mired in the morass of indecision and does nothing.
|miss3=* He readies an attack, but then turns aside and delivers a ten-minute soliloquy instead. The speech is so boring it nearly has you contemplating suicide.
|crit=X
|fumpro=He
|fum=X
|chips=71-118
|xp=94
|item1=sturdy boots
|image1=sturdy-boots.gif
|item2=truepenny blade
|image2=rapier.gif
|item3=tacky grip
|image3=tacky-grip.gif
|loc1=Cube Theater
}}

== References ==
Shakespeare's book, ''Hamlet''.

Hamlet

2008-06-13T15:04:54Z

Vaxquis:

{{fight
|name=Hamlet
|pronoun=
|image=Hamlet.gif
|desc=You encounter Hamlet, the prince of Denmark, talking to the ghost of his father, the former king. "Avenge me, son" says the king. "Who murdered you, father?" asks Hamlet. The ghost is silent, but points one glowing finger directly at you.
|hit1=* The Danish prince raises his sword to attack. "Wait, stop, don't hit me!" you shout. Hamlet pauses but then says, "Methinks thou dost protest too much," and strikes you with his blade. You get hit for X damage.
|hit2=* He flails ineffectually with his sword for several minutes, until you dodge behind a curtain. Suddenly his aim improves and he strikes true. He hits you for X damage.
|hit3=* Hamlet starts to attack you, then gets caught up in a long moment of indecision. Eventually he assaults you with an outrageous barrage of slings and arrows. He hits you for X damage.
|miss1=* Hamlet brings a bunch of actors on stage and sets up an unnecessarily elaborate performance in which he demonstrates exactly how you've wronged him. You're not a king, though, so the play fails to catch your conscience.
|miss2=* Hamlet starts to attack you, but then becomes mired in the morass of indecision and does nothing.
|miss3=* He readies an attack, but then turns aside and delivers a ten-minute soliloquy instead. The speech is so boring it nearly has you contemplating suicide.
|fumpro=He
|fum=X
|chips=71-118
|xp=94
|item1=sturdy boots
|image1=sturdy-boots.gif
|item2=truepenny blade
|image2=rapier.gif
|item3=tacky grip
|image3=tacky-grip.gif
|loc1=Cube Theater
}}

== References ==
Shakespeare's book, ''Hamlet''.

Hamlet

2008-06-13T14:41:31Z

Vaxquis:

{{fight
|name=Hamlet
|pronoun=
|image=Hamlet.gif
|desc=You encounter Hamlet, the prince of Denmark, talking to the ghost of his father, the former king. "Avenge me, son" says the king. "Who murdered you, father?" asks Hamlet. The ghost is silent, but points one glowing finger directly at you.
|hit=
* The Danish prince raises his sword to attack. "Wait, stop, don't hit me!" you shout. Hamlet pauses but then says, "Methinks thou dost protest too much," and strikes you with his blade. You get hit for X damage.
* He flails ineffectually with his sword for several minutes, until you dodge behind a curtain. Suddenly his aim improves and he strikes true. He hits you for X damage.
* Hamlet starts to attack you, then gets caught up in a long moment of indecision. Eventually he assaults you with an outrageous barrage of slings and arrows. He hits you for X damage.
|critical=
* Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for x damage.
|miss=
* Hamlet brings a bunch of actors on stage and sets up an unnecessarily elaborate performance in which he demonstrates exactly how you've wronged him. You're not a king, though, so the play fails to catch your conscience.
* Hamlet starts to attack you, but then becomes mired in the morass of indecision and does nothing.
* He readies an attack, but then turns aside and delivers a ten-minute soliloquy instead. The speech is so boring it nearly has you contemplating suicide.
|fumble=none}}

{{chips|amt=71-118}}
{{exp|amt=94}}

{{obtain|sturdy boots|sturdy-boots.gif}}
{{obtain|truepenny blade|rapier.gif}}
{{obtain|tacky grip|tacky-grip.gif}}
== Location(s) ==
[[Cube Theater]]

== References ==
Shakespeare's book, ''Hamlet''.