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User:Volatile Serenity

2008-06-20T18:41:43Z

Volatile Serenity: Replacing page with 'ROFLMAO! OWNED!XD'

ROFLMAO! OWNED!XD

User:Volatile Serenity

2008-02-11T06:28:28Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

* SilentValentine
* The Cake

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg|From Dusk 'Til Dawn]]
[[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg|Crystal Collector]]
[[Image:nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg|Coffee Snob]]
[[Image:Left-and-gone-away.jpg|Joltin' Joe Sombrero]]
[[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg|Pinball Wizard]]
[[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg|Delayed Gratification]]
[[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif|Really Out to Sea]]
[[Image:I-am-sofa-king.gif|Lazy Boy and the Recliner]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Coffee Snob.
* Joltin' Joe Sombrero.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.
* Really Out to Sea.
* Lazy Boy and the Recliner.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Tremors Are My Friend

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 50
** Current level: 28
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 8

=Rare Items=

[[Image:Silver-star.gif|Silver Star]]
[[Image:Cape.gif|Hero's Cape]]
[[Image:Coal.gif|Lump of coal]]
[[Image:Diamond.gif|Diamond]] 
[[Image:Graphite.gif|Graphite chalk]]
[[Image:Fullerene.gif|Fullerene]]
[[Image:Hot-charcoal.gif|Hot charcoal]]
[[Image:Jetpack.gif|Jetpack]]

=Clans/Guilds=

None. Hoping to join PFE someday.

User:Volatile Serenity

2008-02-11T06:24:08Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

* SilentValentine
* The Cake

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]]
[[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]]
[[Image:nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]]
[[Image:Left-and-gone-away.jpg|Joltin' Joe Sombrero]]
[[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]]
[[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]
[[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]]
[[Image:I-am-sofa-king.gif]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Coffee Snob.
* Joltin' Joe Sombrero.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.
* Really Out to Sea
* Lazy Boy and the Recliner.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Tremors Are My Friend

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 50
** Current level: 28
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 5
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

None so Far

=Clans/Guilds=

None. Hoping to join PFE someday.

Talk:Lazy Boy and the Recliner

2008-02-11T05:26:57Z

Volatile Serenity:

Weird. Description implies a whole day, but 210 minutes is only 3.5 hours. Still, confirmed on a multi. 210 minutes it is. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]]

But I tried using all of my turns resting and got nothing...

Ryme must have added it since.[[User:Volatile Serenity|Valentine]] 22:26, 10 February 2008 (MST)

Talk:Lazy Boy and the Recliner

2008-02-11T05:26:42Z

Volatile Serenity:

User:Volatile Serenity

2008-01-02T20:38:29Z

Volatile Serenity:

User:Volatile Serenity

2008-01-02T20:37:43Z

Volatile Serenity:

User:Volatile Serenity

2008-01-02T20:37:23Z

Volatile Serenity: /* Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out */

Fish whiskas

2007-12-31T13:47:36Z

Volatile Serenity: References

[[Category: Items]]
Go back to [[Items by Name]]

[[Image:Fish-whiskas.gif|center]]

'''fish whiskas'''

These tendrils give you a heightened sense of the world around you, allowing you to react with greater balance and precision. With whiskas, heroes know the difference. It also lets you curl up in a ball with your feet up near your face, if that's your thing.

'''Accessory''' 
'''Level Required: 4''' 
'''Autosell value: 50''' 

'''+5 Reflexes''' 

=Drop Locations=
[[Porcelain Bay]] 

=References=

The description of this item and the item name are a reference to Whiskas, a popular brand of cat food.

[[Category:Accessories]]

Crib sheet

2007-12-31T13:40:12Z

Volatile Serenity: References

Go back to [[Items by Name]]
[[Category: Items]]
[[Image:crib-sheet.gif|center]]

The crib sheet is a tried-and-true cheating mechanism for ne'er-do-wells of all types. Though "cheating" in some cases might count as hacking or exploiting a system, or perhaps simply taking advantage of a poorly designed set of rules.

Possession of this sheet should not necessarily be taken as a sign of untrustworthiness or low morals. You might want to think twice before inviting the sheet's owner over to play a game, though.

As for ''how'' someone can garner an unfair advantage using a blanket from a baby's bed, well that's anyone's guess.

'''Accessory''' 
'''Item cannot be traded or sold''' 
'''Item cannot be auto-sold''' 

'''+10 Strength''' 
'''+10 Intellect''' 
'''+10 Reflexes''' 

=Notes=

Crib sheets are given to players who find major, potentially game-breaking bugs.

=References=

A crib sheet is slang for a piece of paper the a student smuggles in to an exam with notes written on it to help. It could be as blatant as a list of answers if the student has somehow managed to get hold of that list.

[[Category:Accessories]]

Aegis Flux Incapacitor

2007-12-31T13:35:20Z

Volatile Serenity:

[[Image:aegis-flux-incapacitor.gif|center]]

Great Scott! It's like this thing was pushed forward into the past from some dystopian future where they've stopped holding sporting events because everyone knows who's going to win anyway, and now the forces of chaos and order hang in the balance.

In small print on the inside of the shield says "Aegis Protection Corporation is a subdivision of Bregna Industries. Aegis Corporation: now with less ligature!"

'''Offhand Item''' 
'''Power: 30''' 
'''Item cannot be auto-sold''' 

'''Can discharge elemental attacks after charging for a couple rounds.''' 
'''+X (1 x your level) damage absorption''' 
'''+20% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage''' 
'''Attacker takes 5 damage''' 
'''+20 to maximum HP''' 

=When Used=
Your shield begins to vibrate, starting at a low hum and rising to a piercing scream, something like a buzz saw, or a wounded soldier, or a teddy bear. Sheltered behind the shield you're only slightly discomfited, but it rattles your foe with X damage.

A storm of electric bolts fly from the surface of your shield and zap your foe for X.X gigawatts of damage.

You release a blast powerful heat from the surface of your shield. Biff! It burns your foe for X damage.

=Drop Locations=
Can be bought for 10 silver stars at [[The Wok of Stars]]

=References=

The first part of the item description is a reference to Back to the Future.

Bregna is a country in the anime Æon Flux.

[[Category:Accessories]]
[[Category:Donation Items]]

Titanium mace

2007-12-31T13:30:52Z

Volatile Serenity:

Go back to [[Items by Name]]
[[Category: Items]]
[[Image:mace.gif|center]]

You could call it "a metal stick with a lump at the end" but "mace" definitely sounds cooler. Whatever you call it, don't call it Shirley.

'''Melee weapon''' 
'''Power: 48''' 
'''Level Required: 3''' 
'''Autosell value: 48''' 

=Notes=
Made by welding [[titanium lump]] and [[titanium pipe]]

"Whatever you call it, don't call it Shirley" is a reference to the 1980 film, Airplane!

[[Category:Melee Weapons]]

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-31T12:25:06Z

Volatile Serenity: /* Merit Badges in progress: */

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]] [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.
* Really Out to Sea

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 22 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out==
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 22
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 5
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-31T12:05:39Z

Volatile Serenity: /* Current Quests: */ Got my 10 stars and a Hero Cape... Just in time (Thanks to The 3)

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]] [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.
* Really Out to Sea

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 34 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out==
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 22
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 5
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

Rollover

2007-12-31T12:00:30Z

Volatile Serenity:

Return to [[Game Manual]]

[[Category: Basics]]
[[Image:Sleeping.jpg|frame|right]]

''"Rollover" (when the game resets the time of day and adds more turns) occurs at roughly 11:10 p.m. (just before midnight) Eastern Standard time. It only takes a moment, and if you're logged in when rollover occurs it will log you out while it's updating your information.''

'''Currently in Maintenance'''

Hiya! You've caught the game while it's in the middle of its nightly maintenance, which we normally call "rollover." Rollover usually begins at roughly 11:10 P.M. Eastern Standard Time (GMT -5) and runs for just a few minutes. The game ought to be back online shortly.

In the meantime, if you'd like something to do, you might consider visiting the [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/ Twilight Forums].

 
 
 

----
'''Variations:'''

*November 13, 2007 - The game is in maintenance right now. Nobody is allowed to log in.

Talk:Merit Badges

2007-12-30T22:31:46Z

Volatile Serenity:

Just mass-used 1000 [[cup of herbal tea|cups of herbal tea]]. Aside from feeling that my character ''really'' needs to go to the bathroom, there's nothing to show for it. Similarly, using up 7 [[lack of pies|lacks of pies]] resulted in nothing. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] 23:26, 15 December 2007 (MST)
:Do we know that 666 of pit items, or 52+ playing cards do nothing? It would seem so from conversations in the chat, but I haven't been around long enough to get that far myself. [[User:Energythief|Energythief]]
::Questionaro had 1791 skulls and 5392 claws the last time he was asked. Also, a few people used 54+ cards when they got introduced.--[[User:Starker|Starker]] 14:48, 18 December 2007 (MST)

Based on the number "2" on the delayed gratification merit badge, I was curious if going through more than two levels immediately would be worth a badge. Unfortunately, going up five levels without leaving the training screen doesn't seem to merit a badge. I already had the delayed gratification badge. --[[User:Wiggy Stardust|Wiggy Stardust]] 21:01, 18 December 2007 (MST)

Also probably been done, but what about rolling through 2 nights? Friday all the way through end of Saturday? [[User:Energythief|Energythief]]

I tried having as many buffs as I could get, having 777, 7777, 1337, 31337 and 123456 chips and running away 100 times. Nothing =[ [[User:Volatile Serenity|Valentine]] 14:51, 30 December 2007 (MST)

Talk:Merit Badges

2007-12-30T21:51:00Z

Volatile Serenity:

Just mass-used 1000 [[cup of herbal tea|cups of herbal tea]]. Aside from feeling that my character ''really'' needs to go to the bathroom, there's nothing to show for it. Similarly, using up 7 [[lack of pies|lacks of pies]] resulted in nothing. [[User:Cristiona|Cristiona]] 23:26, 15 December 2007 (MST)
:Do we know that 666 of pit items, or 52+ playing cards do nothing? It would seem so from conversations in the chat, but I haven't been around long enough to get that far myself. [[User:Energythief|Energythief]]
::Questionaro had 1791 skulls and 5392 claws the last time he was asked. Also, a few people used 54+ cards when they got introduced.--[[User:Starker|Starker]] 14:48, 18 December 2007 (MST)

Based on the number "2" on the delayed gratification merit badge, I was curious if going through more than two levels immediately would be worth a badge. Unfortunately, going up five levels without leaving the training screen doesn't seem to merit a badge. I already had the delayed gratification badge. --[[User:Wiggy Stardust|Wiggy Stardust]] 21:01, 18 December 2007 (MST)

Also probably been done, but what about rolling through 2 nights? Friday all the way through end of Saturday? [[User:Energythief|Energythief]]

I tried having as many buffs as I could get, having 777 and 7777 chips and running away 100 times. Nothing =[ [[User:Volatile Serenity|Valentine]] 14:51, 30 December 2007 (MST)

Paper machete

2007-12-29T22:46:26Z

Volatile Serenity:

{{Underconstruction|comment=Needs Picture Confirmation, Drop location}}

[[Image:machete.gif|center]]

[[Category: Items]]

Go back to [[Items by Name]]

My blade is wicked sharp?

'''Melee weapon''' 
'''Power: 23''' 
'''Autosell value: 15'''

'''+2 melee damage''' 

[[Category:Melee Weapons]]

File:Machete.gif

2007-12-29T22:46:09Z

Volatile Serenity:

Infernium slab

2007-12-29T22:24:38Z

Volatile Serenity:

[[Image:infernium_slab.gif|center]]

'''infernium slab'''

This is a slab of perpetually hot metal. If you cut it up, you could make the world's most reliable coffee warming plate. It would be an eeeeevil coffee warming plate, though. Yeah, you're right, people would still buy it.

'''Miscellaneous Item''' 
'''Autosell Value: 80''' 
'''Can be welded.'''

==How to Obtain==

Weld [[Smoldering ash]] and [[Plasteel plating]].

[[Category:Items]][[Category:Miscellaneous Item]][[Category:Can be Welded]]

Infernium slab

2007-12-29T22:23:59Z

Volatile Serenity:

{{underconstruction|comment=needs image}}

[[Image:infernium_slab.gif|center]]

'''infernium slab'''

This is a slab of perpetually hot metal. If you cut it up, you could make the world's most reliable coffee warming plate. It would be an eeeeevil coffee warming plate, though. Yeah, you're right, people would still buy it.

'''Miscellaneous Item''' 
'''Autosell Value: 80''' 
'''Can be welded.'''

==How to Obtain==

Weld [[Smoldering ash]] and [[Plasteel plating]].

[[Category:Items]][[Category:Miscellaneous Item]][[Category:Can be Welded]]

Infernium slab

2007-12-29T22:23:43Z

Volatile Serenity:

{{underconstruction|comment=needs image}}

[[Image:infernium.gif|center]]

'''infernium slab'''

This is a slab of perpetually hot metal. If you cut it up, you could make the world's most reliable coffee warming plate. It would be an eeeeevil coffee warming plate, though. Yeah, you're right, people would still buy it.

'''Miscellaneous Item''' 
'''Autosell Value: 80''' 
'''Can be welded.'''

==How to Obtain==

Weld [[Smoldering ash]] and [[Plasteel plating]].

[[Category:Items]][[Category:Miscellaneous Item]][[Category:Can be Welded]]

Infernium slab

2007-12-29T22:22:42Z

Volatile Serenity:

{{underconstruction|comment=needs image}}

[[Image:infernium.gi|center]]

'''infernium slab'''

This is a slab of perpetually hot metal. If you cut it up, you could make the world's most reliable coffee warming plate. It would be an eeeeevil coffee warming plate, though. Yeah, you're right, people would still buy it.

'''Miscellaneous Item''' 
'''Autosell Value: 80''' 
'''Can be welded.'''

==How to Obtain==

Weld [[Smoldering ash]] and [[Plasteel plating]].

[[Category:Items]][[Category:Miscellaneous Item]][[Category:Can be Welded]]

User talk:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-28T19:18:02Z

Volatile Serenity:

Next time, you may want to check "This is a minor edit". That's...quite a few edits you made. --[[User:MagiNinjA|MagiNinjA]] 15:49, 24 December 2007 (MST)

Sorry, I didn't think it would include changes to profiles.

I'll remember that in future. [[User:Volatile Serenity|Volatile Serenity]] 00:58, 25 December 2007 (MST)

Well, I'll try to >.< [[User:Volatile Serenity|Volatile Serenity]] 12:17, 28 December 2007 (MST)

User talk:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-28T19:17:44Z

Volatile Serenity:

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-28T19:17:04Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]] [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.
* Really Out to Sea

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 34 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out==
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 22
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 5
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
* Acquire 10 Silver Stars
** Current Stars: 2
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-28T19:16:27Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]] [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.
* Really Out to Sea

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 34 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out==
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
* Acquire 10 Silver Stars
** Current Stars: 2
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-28T19:16:10Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]] [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.jpg]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.
* Really Out to Sea

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 34 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out==
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
* Acquire 10 Silver Stars
** Current Stars: 2
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-28T19:15:20Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]] [[Image:think-im-a-banan-tree.jpg]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.
* Really Out to Sea

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 34 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out==
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
* Acquire 10 Silver Stars
** Current Stars: 2
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-26T22:07:34Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 42 left.
* Really Out to Sea.
** 44 Left

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out==
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
* Acquire 10 Silver Stars
** Current Stars: 2
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User talk:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-25T07:58:57Z

Volatile Serenity:

User talk:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-25T07:56:29Z

Volatile Serenity:

Big Bad John Steele

2007-12-24T18:44:13Z

Volatile Serenity:

{{underconstruction|comment=Needs chips drop range, and location}}
{{fight
|pronoun=
|name=Big Bad John Steele
|desc=You bust into the office and demand a showdown with Big J. For a moment he just laughs at you, and you're amazed to hear it echo hollowly, as if inside his skull. The man is also huge. When he stands you're taken aback to see that--while he's not eight feet tall like you'd heard--he's at the very least seven feet and solidly muscular. John Steele gives you a "bring it on" gesture and stands, quietly waiting. Not one to pass up an advantage, you swing your fist. John twitches slightly, but you connect solidly with the side of his head.

'''KLONGGGGGGGG!!!!'''

You shout in pain and surprise and cringe backwards, rubbing your aching fist. What the ... ?

John continues to laugh, the sound of it echoing oddly in the room. There's something odd about his hair where you hit him, too. With another chuckle John pulls off what's apparently a wig and some sort of plastic scalp cover, revealing a shining stainless steel dome underneath! The man's head is made of metal! This can't possibly be good ...

|image=John-steele.jpg
|hit=
|critical=
|miss=
|fumble=}}
{{chips|amt=549}}
{{exp|amt=150}}

== Location(s) ==
Found in the [[Jax 'Za pizza shop]].

[[Category: Bosses]]

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:38:49Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out==
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
* Acquire 10 Silver Stars
** Current Stars: 2
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:37:18Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out===
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips
* Acquire 10 Silver Stars
** Current Stars: 2
*Donate when I have money

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:36:13Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out===
* Talk About an Old Timer
** Unfortunately, this is unobtainable for me.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.
* The badges that aren't known yet.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:33:03Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out===
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:31:53Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] [[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] [[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.

==Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out===
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

=Quests=

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25
** Current level: 21
* Obtain as many Merit Badges as possible
** Current Merit Badges: 4
* Acquire 500,000 Chips

===Future Quests:===

* Get to level 50
* Acquire 1,000,000 Chips

=Clans/Guilds=

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:28:06Z

Volatile Serenity:

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:27:17Z

Volatile Serenity:

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:26:20Z

Volatile Serenity:

=Essential Information=

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

'''Multis:'''

*SilentValentine

=Merit Badges=

==Badges obtained==

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

==Merit Badges in progress:==

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.

===Badges that are causing me to tear my hair out===
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:23:01Z

Volatile Serenity:

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

===Merit Badges:===

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

====Merit Badges in progress:====

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Multis:===

*SilentValentine

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:22:32Z

Volatile Serenity:

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

[[Image:http://www.twilightheroes.com/images/badges/nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg|right|thumb|450px|Map of Eurasia showing the trade network of the Radhanites (in blue), c. 870, as reported in the account of ibn Khordadbeh in the Book of Roads and Kingdoms. Other trade routes of the period shown in purple.]]

===Merit Badges:===

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

====Merit Badges in progress:====

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Multis:===

*SilentValentine

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T18:10:56Z

Volatile Serenity:

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

[[Image:Radhanites2.png|right|thumb|450px|Map of Eurasia showing the trade network of the Radhanites (in blue), c. 870, as reported in the account of ibn Khordadbeh in the Book of Roads and Kingdoms. Other trade routes of the period shown in purple.]]

===Merit Badges:===

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

====Merit Badges in progress:====

* Coffee Snob.
** 50 left.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Multis:===

*SilentValentine

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T17:50:02Z

Volatile Serenity:

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T17:41:27Z

Volatile Serenity:

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

===Merit Badges:===

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

====Merit Badges in progress:====

* Coffee Snob.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Multis:===

*SilentValentine

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T17:37:23Z

Volatile Serenity:

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

{{Q|Delicious!|Dark Lord Kageryushin|Kittens}}

===Merit Badges:===

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

====Merit Badges in progress:====

* Coffee Snob.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Multis:===

*SilentValentine

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T17:36:01Z

Volatile Serenity:

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

===Merit Badges:===

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

====Merit Badges in progress:====

* Coffee Snob.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Multis:===

*SilentValentine

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T17:33:55Z

Volatile Serenity:

{{title|Spangle G. Glittersprinkles}}

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

===Merit Badges:===

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

====Merit Badges in progress:====

* Coffee Snob.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Multis:===

*SilentValentine

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}

User:Volatile Serenity

2007-12-24T17:33:26Z

Volatile Serenity:

{{title|Spangle G. Glittersprinkles}}__NOTOC__
[http://www.uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User:Spang&action=purge {{random colour|new colours?}}]

'''Player ID:'''
6629

'''Class:'''
Naturalist Hero

'''Account Created:'''
2007-11-19 04:27:21

'''Quote:'''
"Knowledge is the destination, truth is the journey."

===Merit Badges:===

* From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
* Crystal Collector.
* Pinball Wizard.
* Delayed Gratification.

====Merit Badges in progress:====

* Coffee Snob.
* Really Out to Sea.
** Or I would If I could find out how to get the thing.

===Multis:===

*SilentValentine

===Current Quests:===

* Get to level 25

====Future Quests:====

* Ebon Eye of the Deep
* Get to level 50

{{league
|league=P.W.N.D
|link=http://stephenwhitehead.com/pwnd/index.php}}