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XP modifiers

2017-10-14T17:20:36Z

Zillow: paper gloves

* Most XP modifiers apply to both combat and noncombat adventures.
* XP modifiers from Sidekicks apply only to combat adventures.
* Percentile modifiers are applied before constant modifiers.
* Amounts for [[Skills]] are affected by S, the number of {{skillPoint}}s invested in the skill.
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|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Source !! Source type !! Increase !! Duration !! Requirements !! class="unsortable"|Notes
|-
| [[Euphoria]] || Item || '''100%''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[white pill]] and [[liao]] +4 damage absorption +100% to max HP Due [[Utter Wretchedness]] all effects are in practice halved
|-
| [[PKD'd]] || Effect || '''20%''' || 35 minutes || || Gained from [[*@=g3,8d\&fbb=-q/hk%fg]] +10 seconds to the duration of each turn
|-
| [[remainder cell phone]] || Offhand Item || '''13%''' || Always || || +30 seconds to the duration of each turn
|-
| [[Entranced]] || Item || '''10%''' || 90 minutes || || Obtained from [[Elixir of experience]]
|-
| [[Overjoyed]] || Effect || '''10%''' || 120 minutes || || Gained from defeating [[Captain Buzzkill]]
|-
| [[Scintillating]] || Item || '''10%''' || 120 minutes || || Obtained from [[dulce de diamante]]
|-
| [[Aura: Keen Observation]] || [[Psion]] Skill || '''1% + (S/2)%''' || 30 minutes || Level 8 || +20% + S% chips
|-
| [[Electric with Excitement]] || Effect || '''5%''' || 35 minutes || || Gained from using [[throwing star - magnetar]] in combat, sometimes
|-
| [[Soda-Licious]] || Item || '''5%''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[Tanzanian cola]]
|-
| [[torc of antiquity]] || Accessory || '''5%''' || Always || Level 18 || -10% Intellect
|-
| [[medieval plate]] || Full-body suit || '''4%''' || Always || Level 18 || -10 to initiative +10% defense
|-
| [[ryme of the ancient mariner]] || Accessory || '''3%+5''' || Always || Level 18 ||
|-
| [[The Dingo's Lotus]] || Transportation || '''3%''' || Always || Level 9 ||
|-
| [[armpit britches]] || Pants || '''2%''' || Always || Level 18 || +14 to maximum HP
|-
| [[blue chip socks]] || Accessory || '''2%''' || Always || Level 10 || +10 foe toughness
|-
| [[cranky old bastard sword]] || Melee weapon || '''2%''' || Always || Level 18 || +12 sonic damage
|-
| [[Diamond Dagger of Derring-Do]] || Melee weapon || '''2%''' || Always || Level 10 || +5% weapon damage
|-
| [[flinty beret]] || Helmet || '''2%''' || Always || Level 18 || +10 dodging ability
|-
| [[grandpa's flannel shirt]] || Shirt || '''2%''' || Always || Level 18 || +10 to maximum PP
|-
| [[Yith]] || Companion || '''Scaling, cap ~100''' || 240 minutes || Level 15 || Obtained from [[summoning cone]] Also attacks foes
|-
| [[Knight Writer]] || Companion || '''50-99''' || 120 minutes || Level 15 || Obtained from [[knight Quill]] Also attracts villains
|-
| [[Last Nostronomian]] || Companion || '''?, cap 20''' || 120 minutes || || Obtained from [[Nostronomian signal whistle]] or [[Trapped!]] Also attacks foes
|-
| [[Old friend]] || Companion || '''?, cap 20''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[phone number]]
|-
| [[Ice sculptor]] || Sidekick || '''(Level-1)-(Level+2), cap 20''' || Full-time || || Enabled by using [[Fahrenheit 4 - 5.1]] Also does ice damage
|-
| [[Clockwork spider (companion)|Clockwork spider]] || Companion || '''Level dependent, up to 8-20''' || 180 minutes || || Obtained from [[clockwork spider]]
|-
| [[On Camera]] || Software || '''10/15''' || ∞ || || Obtained from running [[IMyself blog software]]
|-
| [[Surfing for Lulz]] || Software || '''10/15''' || ∞ || || Obtained from running [[personal copy of the internet]]
|-
| [[Robot with a heart of gold (companion)|Robot with a heart of gold]] || Companion || '''6-14''' || 120 minutes || || Obtained from [[robot with a heart of gold]]
|-
| [[A Case of the Jazz]] || Item || '''10''' || 30 minutes || || Obtained from [[blue pill]] +15 Intellect
|-
| [[blunderbuss]] || Ranged weapon || '''10''' || Always || Level 18 || 3% chance to stun opponents
|-
| [[Pallid Mask]] || Helmet || '''10''' || Always || Level 70 || +20% Strength +20% Intellect +20% Reflexes
|-
| [[Amazing Technicolor Dreampants]] || Pants || '''1*Level, cap 10''' || One turn || || When trigger Blue Provides other beneficial results
|-
| [[Gwneuthurwr Deganau's hunllef puzzle]] || Accessory || '''1*Level, cap 10''' || One turn || || When trigger Blue Provides other beneficial results
|-
| [[prismatic sports bra]] || Shirt || '''1*Level, cap 10''' || One turn || || When trigger Mauve Provides other beneficial results
|-
| [[three-speed bicycle shorts (first gear)]] || Pants || '''1*Level, cap 10''' || Always || || -5 seconds to the duration of each turn +10 dodging ability
|-
| [[Snowsinger]] || Companion || '''5-9''' || 30 minutes || [[packing snow]] || Obtained from [[snowy song sheet]] Also attacks foes
|-
| [[antique shield]] || Offhand Item || '''8''' || Always || Level 18 || +12% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage
|-
| [[foyal crown]] || Helmet|| '''7''' || Always || Level 8 || +20% base metal drops
|-
| [[n-barreled shotgun (triple)]] || Ranged weapon || '''6''' || Always || Level 3 || +2 extra attack(s) per turn
|-
| [[dainty glasses]] || Accessory || '''5''' || Always || Level 10 ||
|-
| [[dateless gloves]] || Gloves || '''5''' || Always || Level 18 || +9 Strength
|-
| [[datapants]] || Pants || '''5''' || Always || Level 6 || -5 seconds to the duration of each turn
|-
| [[Documentarian]] || Sidekick || '''Level/2 - Level/2+2, cap 5''' || Always || || Enabled at [[Firebird College at Philbin‎]]
|-
| [[In Communicado]] || Item || '''5''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[lost phone]]
|-
| [[insanely super bowl helmet]] || Helmet || '''5''' || Always || || +10 foe toughness +10% Intellect - for Psions only
|-
| [[metaphoric shoes]] || Boots || '''5''' || Always || Level 18 || -1 HP per turn +8 to initiative
|-
| [[multiversal HUD]] || Helmet || '''5''' || Always || || +10% Intellect +5% chance of spell critical hits. Rental equipment is lost at rollover
|-
| [[rock-salt gun]] || Ranged weapon || '''5''' || Always || Level 17 || Successful hit weakens opponents (by 10 points)
|-
| [[shaking cane]] || Melee weapon || '''5''' || Always || Level 17 || +11 psychic damage
|-
| [[venerable beads necklace]] || Accessory || '''5''' || Always || Level 18 || +10 sonic damage
|-
| [[Viking Games jersey]] || Shirt || '''5''' || Always || || +10% Strength +10% Reflexes +5% to your maximum Hit Points +5% to initiative
|-
| [[dragon earrings]] || Accessory || '''4''' || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[embossed emblem]] || Accessory || '''4''' || Always || Level 4 || 3% chance to stun opponents
|-
| [[Subscriber's Exclusive jacket]] || Shirt || '''4''' || Always || || Regenerates PP as a function of level Wearing the jacket gets you exclusive subscription vouchers
|-
| [[data platemail]] || Full-body suit || '''3''' || Always || Level 13 || Your software triggers more consistently
|-
| [[PDA]] || Accessory || '''3''' || Always || Level 7 ||
|-
| [[special wooden cup]] || Talisman || '''3''' || Always || || +10% to hit +15 Melee damage -15% dodging ability
|-
| [[Universal Unitard of Ultimate Utility]] || Full-body suit || '''3''' || Always || Level 10 || +5% Strength +5% Intellect +5% Reflexes -10 seconds to the duration of each turn
|-
| [[verse of the dodo]] || Accessory || '''3''' || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[Virtual Reality helmet]] || Helmet || '''3''' || Always || || Wearer occasionally gains extra stat points Your software triggers more consistently
|-
| [[warlord's helmet]] || Helmet || '''3''' || Always || Level 9 || +5% chips
|-
| [[Game Informant]] || Companion || '''1-3''' || 90 minutes || || Obtained from [[dusty game cartridge]] Also identifies weaknesses ''or'' lowers defence
|-
| [[Fledgling elemental hero]] || Companion || '''1-3''' || 30 minutes || || Obtained from [[cryptonase]]
|-
| [[enriched lump]] || Offhand Item || '''2''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[Eyes Only]] || Item || '''2''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[spy dossier]]
|-
| [[graphite chalk]] || Offhand Item || '''2''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[infrared flair]] || Accessory || '''2''' || Always || Level 6 || Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare. Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium.
|-
| [[It's in the Cards]] || Item || '''2''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[Playing card]]
|-
| [[lab coat]] || Shirt || '''2''' || Always || Level 8 || +5% Intellect
|-
| [[oil paints]] || Offhand Item || '''2''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[yule step-stool]] || Offhand Item || '''2''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[Zion's helm]] || Helmet || '''2''' || Always || Level 5 || Madness?
|-
| [[digital voice recorder]] || Accessory || '''1''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[paper gloves]] || Gloves || '''1''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[underpowered PDA]] || Accessory || '''1''' || Always || Level 5 ||
|-
| [[Cosmic jester]] || Sidekick || '''?''' || Full-time || || Enabled by using [[Rigoletto's Compleat Jester kit]] When tuned to XP Can provide other effects
|-
| [[Ponderous dove (companion)|Ponderous dove]] || Companion || ? || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[ponderous dove]]
|-
| [[Psychoanalyst]] || Sidekick || ? || Full-time || || Enabled by using [[Elijah bot]]
|-
| [[forget-me knot]] || Offhand Item || '''-2''' || Always || Level 7 || +3% of weapon damage returned as PP
|-
| [[Hardy Rester]] || Item|| '''-20%''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[candied laurels]] and [[laurel root beer]] +20 Strength +20 Intellect +20 Reflexes
|-
| [[tainted ankh]] || Talisman || '''-25%''' || Always || || +25% Strength +25% Intellect +25% Reflexes
|-
| [[corrupt amulet]] || Talisman || '''-50%''' || Always || || +50% Strength +50% Intellect +50% Reflexes Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance.
|-
| [[Utter Wretchedness]] || Item || '''-50%''' || 240 minutes || || Obtained from [[liao]], [[suspicious syringe]], and [[white pill]] -2 damage absorption -50% to max HP
|-
| [[polluted charm]] || Talisman || '''-75%''' || Always || || +75% Strength +75% Intellect +75% Reflexes
|}
 
{{modifiers list}}
[[Category:Modifier Summary Tables]][[Category:Bonus XP|*]]

Items by number (2700-2799)

2017-10-14T17:19:38Z

Zillow: paper gloves

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2715. [[ghostly gloves]] 
2716. [[ghoulish boots ]] 
2717. [[]] 
2718. [[paper gloves]] 
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{{ItemsById}}

Cast

2017-10-14T17:19:14Z

Zillow: Remove "

{{item
|descid=53648356
|itemid=
|name=cast
|plural=casts
|image=papercast.gif
|desc=You know all those times you break your limbs and end up in the hospital wrapped in scratchy paper? Now you can cut out the middleman!
|type=misc
|autosell=1
|usable=yes
|obtain=[[Catalyze|Catalyzing]] [[paper mache]].
|used=You apply the cast, realigning your bones for {{HPgain|21}}
|multiuse=You apply the cast, realigning your bones for {{HPgain|X}}
}}

Paper gloves

2017-10-14T17:18:46Z

Zillow: ID and ench

{{item
|name=paper gloves
|plural=pairs of paper gloves
|desc=These gloves are a little on the thick side to be called paper-thin, but they do make it way easier to remember everything you've written on the back of your hand.
|itemid=2718
|descid=64046348
|image=papergloves.gif
|obtain={{assemble|paper mache|leather gloves|paper gloves}}
|type=Gloves
|power=1
|autosell=5
|ench={{modifier|xp|+1}}
}}

Paper mache

2017-10-13T00:41:30Z

Zillow: New recipe

{{item
|descid=7904055
|itemid=224
|name=paper mache
|plural=papers mache
|image=paper-mache.gif
|desc=Through a mystical process that involves a lot of chopped paper and some kind of slime, you can create a sheet of stuff that looks and acts kind of like thicker, heavier paper. That's pretty much what this is.
|type=misc
|autosell=1
|obtain={{assemble|outraged political flyer|outraged political flyer|paper mache}}
{{assemble|rave flyer|rave flyer|paper mache}}
{{assemble|outraged political flyer|rave flyer|paper mache}}
{{assemble|Pax Verde life-time membership card|Pax Verde life-time membership card|paper mache}}

Use [[box of files]] (4-8)
|uses={{canbeassembled|leather gloves|paper gloves}}
{{canbeassembled|baseball bat|paper machete}}
{{canbeassembled|paper mache|pinata}}
}}
==Notes==
* No matter how you create this item, [[disassembling]] it yields two [[outraged political flyer]]s.

Talk:Burning Ice

2017-10-10T03:00:16Z

Zillow:

I got a new message for '''Douse the fire''': "In either case, as you get closer, you're able to hose down the fire with nice refreshing ice. Thankfully, the stuff basically submlimates so it doesn't get mixed in with the other ice causing you problems." 2 degrees cooler 
I did haul ice before choosing to '''Douse''' not sure if that's what triggers it. --[[User:Zillow|Zillow]]
:That's not it, just tried to no avail. Next time track what you're wearing, what buffs you have and what sidekick/companion you have on. [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 14:16, 9 October 2017 (PDT)
::After looking at it again it's probably ice damage, I had [[Seppia's cephalopod skullcap]] equipped which gives +5 ice damage. --[[User:Zillow|Zillow]]

Shell casing

2017-10-08T19:22:16Z

Zillow: Lepidoptera shell

{{item
|descid=4409200
|itemid=334
|name=shell casing
|plural=shell casings
|image=shell-casing.gif
|desc=This is an oversized shell casing from what must have been an extremely large gun. It's bigger than a breadbox, but smaller than a carboy. And no, it's not quite big enough to fit on your head like a metallic chef's hat.
|type=Misc
|obtain=[[A renegade robot hive]]
:*[[hovertank]]
|autosell=32
|weldable=yes
|uses=
{{canbewelded|shell casing|double canister}}
{{canbeassembled|glob of goo|goo bomb}}
{{canbeassembled|wing scales|Lepidoptera shell}}
{{canbewelded|reinforced helmet|stovepipe hat}}
}}

Items by number (2600-2699)

2017-10-08T19:21:06Z

Zillow: Lepidoptera shell

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2600. [[cape of sponsorship]] 
2601. [[colossal Hero Dash ribbon]] 
2602. [[Hero Dash training boots]] 
2603. [[Hero Dash training gloves]] 
2604. [[Hero Dash pennant]] 
2605. [[Hero Dash unitard]] 
2606. [[Hero Dash ribbon]] 
2607. [[Lead Foot's rabbit]] 
2608. [[Power Brain's circlet]] 
2609. [[Cabochon's jewel]] 
2610. [[Twilight Devil's glasses]] 
2611. [[water moccasins]] 
2612. [[cobra hood]] 
2613. [[]] 
2614. [[gummy serpent]] 
2615. [[]] 
2616. [[]] 
2617. [[]] 
2618. [[]] 
2619. [[]] 
2620. [[]] 
2621. [[]] 
2622. [[]] 
2623. [[dragon pearl]] 
2624. [[dragon hatchet]] 
2625. [[]] 
2626. [[dragon's breath]] 
2627. [[]] 
2628. [[caroling sheets]] 
2629. [[code of thieves]] 
2630. [[]] 
2631. [[]] 
2632. [[new year's popper]] 
2633. [[new year's water]] 
</td><td>
2634. [[Deck of Aces]] 
2635. [[Ace of Clubs]] 
2636. [[Ace of Diamonds]] 
2637. [[Ace of Spades]] 
2638. [[Ace of Hearts]] 
2639. [[]] 
2640. [[]] 
2641. [[]] 
2642. [[]] 
2643. [[Ace of Trebles]] 
2644. [[Ace of Attorneys]] 
2645. [[Ace of Michaels]] 
2646. [[Ace of Hardwares]] 
2647. [[Ace of Aces]] 
2648. [[milkweed latte]] 
2649. [[wing scales]] 
2650. [[Lepidoptera wing]] 
2651. [[flight of the Lepidoptera]] 
2652. [[]] 
2653. [[Lepidoptera shell]] 
2654. [[]] 
2655. [[]] 
2656. [[scales of the monarch]] 
2657. [[Lepidoptera's First Symphony]] 
2658. [[]] 
2659. [[]] 
2660. [[Twilight sandglobe]] 
2661. [[prism collection]] 
2662. [[attic prism]] 
2663. [[]] 
2664. [[]] 
2665. [[]] 
2666. [[]] 
</td><td>
2667. [[]] 
2668. [[]] 
2669. [[]] 
2670. [[]] 
2671. [[baseball rose quartz]] 
2672. [[plastic grass]] 
2673. [[decorated egg]] 
2674. [[]] 
2675. [[]] 
2676. [[Super Ultra Chrono Force helmet]] 
2677. [[candied crabs]] 
2678. [[tabard pajamas of the imp]] 
2679. [[]] 
2680. [[]] 
2681. [[]] 
2682. [[]] 
2683. [[]] 
2684. [[water carrier's jug]] 
2685. [[]] 
2686. [[]] 
2687. [[]] 
2688. [[]] 
2689. [[]] 
2690. [[you're glue shirt]] 
2691. [[mint chocolate dice cream cake]] 
2692. [[windfall branch]] 
2693. [[]] 
2694. [[]] 
2695. [[]] 
2696. [[]] 
2697. [[]] 
2698. [[]] 
2699. [[]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Lepidoptera shell

2017-10-08T19:20:52Z

Zillow: New item

{{item
|descid=14000023
|itemid=2653
|name=Lepidoptera shell
|plural=
|image=shell-casing.gif
|desc=Now, butterflies don't typically have shells. It's rare to see one with even half a shell, making them arguably less well-protected than mutant oysters.

But some genius has found a way to fill in for the butterflies' lack of defense with cold, hard steel. And, while they're at it, a little gun powder helps with their offense problems too.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=150
|obtain={{assemble|wing scales|shell casing|Lepidoptera shell}}
|combat=yes
|combatuse=
}}

Wing scales

2017-10-08T19:17:37Z

Zillow: Added assembly recipe

{{item
|descid=87507356
|itemid=2649
|name=wing scales
|plural=clouds of wing scales
|image=wingscales.gif
|desc=Did you know butterfly wings are made out of individual little scales. Yup, they're like a tiny flying mosaic.

Except in this case, of course, where each scale is almost as big as your hand.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=100
|obtain={{assemble|big honkin' hammer|Lepidoptera wing|wing scales}}
|combat=yes
|combatuse=
|uses={{canbeassembled|monarch butterfly pin|scales of the monarch}}
{{canbeassembled|shell casing|Lepidoptera shell}}
}}
==Notes==
* When created you get the message:
:You smash the wing with your hammer. It explodes into a flurry of wing scales.

Talk:Burning Ice

2017-10-08T17:51:58Z

Zillow: Created page with "I got a new message for '''Douse the fire''': "In either case, as you get closer, you're able to hose down the fire with nice refreshing ice. Thankfully, the stuff basically s..."

Scales of the monarch

2017-10-08T17:15:06Z

Zillow: Image

{{item
|descid=44521552
|itemid=2656
|name=scales of the monarch
|plural=
|image=balancescale.gif
|desc=So, you see, butterfly wings are actually made out of tiny... huh, yeah, this isn't that kind of scale at all. Hmmm. How'd you get this?

Well, anyway, if you put a butterfly on one side and a little girl on the other, you should be able to tell if the little girl is a princess. Just be careful if her tragic backstory involves both of her parents dying, because she'll be substantially heavier with a head that wears a crown.
|type=Offhand Item
|level=15
|autosell=200
|obtain={{assemble|wing scales|monarch butterfly pin|scales of the monarch}}
|ench={{modifier|chips|+8%}}
{{modifier|reputation}}
}}

File:Balancescale.gif

2017-10-08T17:14:53Z

Zillow: {{THimage|items|balancescale.gif}}

Chips Drop modifiers

2017-10-07T21:59:20Z

Zillow: scales of the monarch

* All chips drop modifiers except those from sidekicks apply to both combat and noncombat adventures.
* Percentile modifiers are applied before constant modifiers.
* Amounts for [[Skills]] are affected by S, the number of {{skillPoint}}s invested in the skill.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Increase''' !! '''Duration''' !! '''Requirements''' !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''
|-
| [[Majestic noble]] || Sidekick || '''5% * Level, cap 100%''' || Full-time || || Enabled by using [[August Personage's The Stately Monarch]] restores PP, delevels in combat
|-
| [[Clockwork ant (companion)|Clockwork ant]] || Companion || '''50%''' || 180 minutes || || Obtained from [[clockwork ant]]
|-
| [[Feeling Lucky]] || Item || '''50%''' || 90 minutes || || Obtained from [[Philtre of fortune]]
|-
| [[Seeing Green]] || Item || '''50%''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[green tea]]
|-
| [[Snowspy]] || Companion || '''50%''' || 30 minutes || [[packing snow]] || Obtained from [[coal eyes]] Also attacks foes
|-
| [[Aura: Keen Observation]] || [[Psion]] Skill || '''20% + S%''' || 30 minutes || Level 8 || +1% + (S/2)% XP per combat
|-
| [[Extortionist]] || Sidekick || '''30%''' || Full-time || || Enabled by using [[banned book]]
|-
| [[Fortune]] || Melee weapon || '''25%''' || Always || Level 3 || +20 to maximum HP +20 to maximum PP Rental equipment is lost at rollover
|-
| [[Snout of the Swine]] || [[Naturalist]] Buff || '''15% + S%''' || 30 + 3*S minutes || ||
|-
| [[Broke]] || Item || '''20%''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[red pen]]
|-
| [[dice keychain]] || Talisman || '''20%''' || Always || || -1 PP per turn
|-
| [[Mafia informer]] || Companion || '''20%''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[Twilight Gold card‎]]
|-
| [[Xam's pouch of generosity]] || Accessory || '''12%''' || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[foxy sombrero mask]] || Helmet || '''10%''' || Always || || +8% chance of enemy fumbles You can leave your fiery mark on opponents if they fumble
|-
| [[insanely super XL bowl]] || Accessory || '''10%''' || Always || || +10% item drops +10% spell damage - for Elementals only
|-
| [[jade ion stone]] || Accessory || '''10%''' || Always || Level 9 ||
|-
| [[multiversal bandolier]] || Accessory || '''10%''' || Always || || Attacker takes +10 acid damage upon successful hit. +10% Reflexes Rental equipment is lost at rollover
|-
| [[plastiscanner]] || Offhand Item || '''10%''' || Always || Level 12 ||
|-
| [[Roderick's Boots]] || Boots || '''10%''' || Always || || +5 Reflexes Grants wearer the ability for super jumps Provides +10% Reflexes if set worn
|-
| [[Ultimate Aviator Goggles]] || Talisman || '''10%''' || Always || || +2 PP per turn Grants wearer the ability to fly -5% item drops
|-
| [[goldfinger gloves]] || Gloves || '''8%''' || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[gyrodreidel]] || Accessory || '''8%''' || Always || || +8% chance of spell critical hits Using skills costs -1 PP Imminently Spinnable
|-
| [[scales of the monarch]] || Offhand Item || '''8%''' || Always || Level 15 || Increases the effectiveness of reputation-affecting choices.
|-
| [[Twilight Inventions 800]] || Offhand Item || '''8%''' || Always || || Comes loaded with games that occasionally give extra stat points... And distract you or your enemies
|-
| [[Atmos Spear (shortened)]] || Melee weapon || '''7%''' || Always || || +20 to maximum HP Grants wearer the ability to fly Can call down lightning 5 times per day.
|-
| [[fiveanddimestaff]] || Melee weapon || '''7%''' || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[imperial diadem]] || Helmet || '''7%''' || Always || Level 10 || +6 foe toughness
|-
| [[spy sports car]] || Transportation|| '''7%''' || Always || || Sometimes prevents enemy attacks
|-
| [[string necklace]] || Accessory|| '''7%''' || Always || || Your software triggers less consistently
|-
| [[loot lute]] || Accessory || '''6%''' || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[sunglasses]] || Accessory || '''6%''' || Always || Level 5 ||
|-
| [[cat's eye amulet]] || Talisman || '''5%''' || Always || || +5% item drops +20% chance of weapon fumbles Causes disastrous fumbles
|-
| [[cashmere scarf]] || Accessory || '''5%''' || Always || Level 5 || +5% ice resistance
|-
| [[Digit-eyes-ed]] || Effect || '''5%''' || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[Eon drive]] || Transportation || '''5%''' || Always || || -5 seconds to the duration of each turn Occasionally drops eon points Grants deja vu the longer it's been in the family
|-
| [[Eon prime]] || Transportation || '''5%''' || Always || || -5 seconds to the duration of each turn Grants wearer the ability to fly Occasionally drops eon points Grants deja vu the longer it's been in the family
|-
| [[golden cashmere fleece]] || Shirt || '''5%''' || Always || Level 10 || +4 HP per turn
|-
| [[long arm of the law]] || Melee weapon || '''5%''' || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[longbow of the law]] || Ranged weapon || '''5%''' || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[Ludvig Van's Fifth Symphony]] || Accessory || '''5%''' || Always || Level 8 || +5 sonic damage
|-
| [[monarch butterfly pin]] || Accessory || '''5%''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[oculum felis]] || Offhand Item || '''5%''' || Always || Level 9 ||
|-
| [[paint-splattered jellies]] || Boots || '''5%''' || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[penny-farthing]] || Transportation || '''5%''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[positive thinking pajamas]] || Full-body suit || '''5%''' || Always || || +5 psychic damage - for Psions only
|-
| [[royal crown]] || Helmet || '''5%''' || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[Synesthesia's synergistic gloves]] || Gloves || '''5%''' || Always || || -5 seconds to the duration of each turn Set bonus: Grants synesthetic powers in a synergistic way
|-
| [[Villaintine Wishes]] || Effect || '''5%''' || 30 minutes || || Having a [[funny little villaintine]] sent to you +5% Item drops
|-
| [[warlord's helmet]] || Helmet || '''5%''' || Always || Level 9 || +3 XP per turn
|-
| [[coldfinger gloves]] || Gloves || '''4%''' || Always || Level 5 || -5 to hit
|-
| [[ion the prize]] || Accessory || '''4%''' || Always || Level 8 || +4% item drops
|-
| [[platinum pear]] || Offhand Item || '''4%''' || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[royal opera glasses]] || Accessory || '''4%''' || Always || Level 8 || +4% item drops
|-
| [[The Shark's darts]] || Ranged weapon || '''4%''' || Always || Level 6 || +1 extra attack(s) per turn -4% chance of weapon fumbles
|-
| [[chip loafers]] || Boots || '''3%''' || Always || Level 10 ||
|-
| [[five-finger discount gloves]] || Gloves || '''3%''' || Always || Level 9 || +3 foe toughness -10% psychic damage resistance
|-
| [[Gilded Gauntlets of Gripping Greatness]] || Gloves || '''3%''' || Always || Level 10 || +5% Strength
|-
| [[sarge lack]] || Offhand Item || '''3%''' || Always || Level 2 ||
|-
| [[robbin' hood]] || Helmet || '''3%''' || Always || Level 10 || +3 Ranged damage +3 to hit
|-
| [[Bootstrapped]] || Item || '''1%''' || 60 minutes || || Obtained from using [[bootstraps]] Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
|-
| [[Louie Baton bag]] || Accessory || '''1%''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[nicknack]] || Accessory || '''1%''' || Always || Level 7 || +1 foe toughness +1 weapon damage (ranged or melee) +1 spell damage +1 damage absorption +1% item drops +1% effectiveness from your sidekick
|-
| [[smoky goggles]] || Accessory || '''1%''' || Always || || -5% item drops
|-
| [[Blues musician]] || Companion || '''40''' || 45 minutes || || Obtained from [[Harmonica]]
|-
| [[Financial Prudence]] || Software|| '''20/30 (10% chance)''' || ∞ || || Obtained from running [[Destitute Dick's Penny-Pincher Program]]
|-
| Winsday || day of the week || '''5''' || Always || ||
|-
| [[Accountant]] || Sidekick || '''?''' || Full-time || || Enabled by using [[trilowatt finance system‎]]
|-
| [[Cosmic jester]] || Sidekick || '''?''' || Full-time || || Enabled by using [[Rigoletto's Compleat Jester kit]] When tuned to Chips Can provide other effects
|-
| [[Feeling Flush]] || Item || '''?''' || 60 minutes || || Sometimes obtained from [[playing card]]
|-
| [[Gwneuthurwr Deganau's hunllef puzzle]] || Accessory || '''?''' || One turn || || When trigger Yellow Other beneficial results
|-
| [[Publicist]] || Companion || '''?''' || 120 Minutes || || Obtained from [[League of Self Promoters‎]]
|-
| [[Foe to Fish]] || Item || '''-3%''' || 90 minutes || || Obtained from using [[throat lozenges]] +5 HP per turn +5 PP per turn -3% item drops
|-
| [[portable hole]] || Offhand Item || '''-3%''' || Always || Level 11 || -3% item drops +10% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage
|-
| [[singed wallet]] || Accessory || '''-5%''' || Always || || +1% item drops
|-
| [[Ebon Eye of the Deep]] || Talisman || '''-20%''' || Always || || +5% of weapon damage returned as PP +15 spell damage
|-
| [[law suit]] || Full-body suit || '''-20%''' || Always || Level 10 || +10 psychic damage Take 1 psychic damage per round of combat
|-
|}
 
==Notes==
* Discovering the bonus on Winsday was part of the [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=652 March 2009 spading bounty].
{{Modifiers list}}
[[Category:Modifier Summary Tables]][[Category:Chips|*]]

Items by number (2600-2699)

2017-10-07T21:56:11Z

Zillow: scales of the monarch

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2600. [[cape of sponsorship]] 
2601. [[colossal Hero Dash ribbon]] 
2602. [[Hero Dash training boots]] 
2603. [[Hero Dash training gloves]] 
2604. [[Hero Dash pennant]] 
2605. [[Hero Dash unitard]] 
2606. [[Hero Dash ribbon]] 
2607. [[Lead Foot's rabbit]] 
2608. [[Power Brain's circlet]] 
2609. [[Cabochon's jewel]] 
2610. [[Twilight Devil's glasses]] 
2611. [[water moccasins]] 
2612. [[cobra hood]] 
2613. [[]] 
2614. [[gummy serpent]] 
2615. [[]] 
2616. [[]] 
2617. [[]] 
2618. [[]] 
2619. [[]] 
2620. [[]] 
2621. [[]] 
2622. [[]] 
2623. [[dragon pearl]] 
2624. [[dragon hatchet]] 
2625. [[]] 
2626. [[dragon's breath]] 
2627. [[]] 
2628. [[caroling sheets]] 
2629. [[code of thieves]] 
2630. [[]] 
2631. [[]] 
2632. [[new year's popper]] 
2633. [[new year's water]] 
</td><td>
2634. [[Deck of Aces]] 
2635. [[Ace of Clubs]] 
2636. [[Ace of Diamonds]] 
2637. [[Ace of Spades]] 
2638. [[Ace of Hearts]] 
2639. [[]] 
2640. [[]] 
2641. [[]] 
2642. [[]] 
2643. [[Ace of Trebles]] 
2644. [[Ace of Attorneys]] 
2645. [[Ace of Michaels]] 
2646. [[Ace of Hardwares]] 
2647. [[Ace of Aces]] 
2648. [[milkweed latte]] 
2649. [[wing scales]] 
2650. [[Lepidoptera wing]] 
2651. [[flight of the Lepidoptera]] 
2652. [[]] 
2653. [[]] 
2654. [[]] 
2655. [[]] 
2656. [[scales of the monarch]] 
2657. [[Lepidoptera's First Symphony]] 
2658. [[]] 
2659. [[]] 
2660. [[Twilight sandglobe]] 
2661. [[prism collection]] 
2662. [[attic prism]] 
2663. [[]] 
2664. [[]] 
2665. [[]] 
2666. [[]] 
</td><td>
2667. [[]] 
2668. [[]] 
2669. [[]] 
2670. [[]] 
2671. [[baseball rose quartz]] 
2672. [[plastic grass]] 
2673. [[decorated egg]] 
2674. [[]] 
2675. [[]] 
2676. [[Super Ultra Chrono Force helmet]] 
2677. [[candied crabs]] 
2678. [[tabard pajamas of the imp]] 
2679. [[]] 
2680. [[]] 
2681. [[]] 
2682. [[]] 
2683. [[]] 
2684. [[water carrier's jug]] 
2685. [[]] 
2686. [[]] 
2687. [[]] 
2688. [[]] 
2689. [[]] 
2690. [[you're glue shirt]] 
2691. [[mint chocolate dice cream cake]] 
2692. [[windfall branch]] 
2693. [[]] 
2694. [[]] 
2695. [[]] 
2696. [[]] 
2697. [[]] 
2698. [[]] 
2699. [[]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Scales of the monarch

2017-10-07T21:55:51Z

Zillow: New item

{{item
|descid=44521552
|itemid=2656
|name=scales of the monarch
|plural=
|image=balancescales.gif
|desc=So, you see, butterfly wings are actually made out of tiny... huh, yeah, this isn't that kind of scale at all. Hmmm. How'd you get this?

Well, anyway, if you put a butterfly on one side and a little girl on the other, you should be able to tell if the little girl is a princess. Just be careful if her tragic backstory involves both of her parents dying, because she'll be substantially heavier with a head that wears a crown.
|type=Offhand Item
|level=15
|autosell=200
|obtain={{assemble|wing scales|monarch butterfly pin|scales of the monarch}}
|ench={{modifier|chips|+8%}}
{{modifier|reputation}}
}}

Wing scales

2017-10-07T21:49:11Z

Zillow: Added assembly recipe

{{item
|descid=87507356
|itemid=2649
|name=wing scales
|plural=clouds of wing scales
|image=wingscales.gif
|desc=Did you know butterfly wings are made out of individual little scales. Yup, they're like a tiny flying mosaic.

Except in this case, of course, where each scale is almost as big as your hand.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=100
|obtain={{assemble|big honkin' hammer|Lepidoptera wing|wing scales}}
|combat=yes
|combatuse=
|uses={{canbeassembled|monarch butterfly pin|scales of the monarch}}
}}
==Notes==
* When created you get the message:
:You smash the wing with your hammer. It explodes into a flurry of wing scales.

File:Wingscales.gif

2017-10-02T07:04:13Z

Zillow: {{THimage|items|wingscales.gif}}

Items by number (2600-2699)

2017-10-02T07:02:57Z

Zillow: wing scales

<table align="center" width="100%">
<tr><td>
2600. [[cape of sponsorship]] 
2601. [[colossal Hero Dash ribbon]] 
2602. [[Hero Dash training boots]] 
2603. [[Hero Dash training gloves]] 
2604. [[Hero Dash pennant]] 
2605. [[Hero Dash unitard]] 
2606. [[Hero Dash ribbon]] 
2607. [[Lead Foot's rabbit]] 
2608. [[Power Brain's circlet]] 
2609. [[Cabochon's jewel]] 
2610. [[Twilight Devil's glasses]] 
2611. [[water moccasins]] 
2612. [[cobra hood]] 
2613. [[]] 
2614. [[gummy serpent]] 
2615. [[]] 
2616. [[]] 
2617. [[]] 
2618. [[]] 
2619. [[]] 
2620. [[]] 
2621. [[]] 
2622. [[]] 
2623. [[dragon pearl]] 
2624. [[dragon hatchet]] 
2625. [[]] 
2626. [[dragon's breath]] 
2627. [[]] 
2628. [[caroling sheets]] 
2629. [[code of thieves]] 
2630. [[]] 
2631. [[]] 
2632. [[new year's popper]] 
2633. [[new year's water]] 
</td><td>
2634. [[Deck of Aces]] 
2635. [[Ace of Clubs]] 
2636. [[Ace of Diamonds]] 
2637. [[Ace of Spades]] 
2638. [[Ace of Hearts]] 
2639. [[]] 
2640. [[]] 
2641. [[]] 
2642. [[]] 
2643. [[Ace of Trebles]] 
2644. [[Ace of Attorneys]] 
2645. [[Ace of Michaels]] 
2646. [[Ace of Hardwares]] 
2647. [[Ace of Aces]] 
2648. [[milkweed latte]] 
2649. [[wing scales]] 
2650. [[Lepidoptera wing]] 
2651. [[flight of the Lepidoptera]] 
2652. [[]] 
2653. [[]] 
2654. [[]] 
2655. [[]] 
2656. [[]] 
2657. [[Lepidoptera's First Symphony]] 
2658. [[]] 
2659. [[]] 
2660. [[Twilight sandglobe]] 
2661. [[prism collection]] 
2662. [[attic prism]] 
2663. [[]] 
2664. [[]] 
2665. [[]] 
2666. [[]] 
</td><td>
2667. [[]] 
2668. [[]] 
2669. [[]] 
2670. [[]] 
2671. [[baseball rose quartz]] 
2672. [[plastic grass]] 
2673. [[decorated egg]] 
2674. [[]] 
2675. [[]] 
2676. [[Super Ultra Chrono Force helmet]] 
2677. [[candied crabs]] 
2678. [[tabard pajamas of the imp]] 
2679. [[]] 
2680. [[]] 
2681. [[]] 
2682. [[]] 
2683. [[]] 
2684. [[water carrier's jug]] 
2685. [[]] 
2686. [[]] 
2687. [[]] 
2688. [[]] 
2689. [[]] 
2690. [[you're glue shirt]] 
2691. [[mint chocolate dice cream cake]] 
2692. [[windfall branch]] 
2693. [[]] 
2694. [[]] 
2695. [[]] 
2696. [[]] 
2697. [[]] 
2698. [[]] 
2699. [[]] 
</td>
{{ItemsById}}

Wing scales

2017-10-02T07:02:15Z

Zillow: New item

{{item
|descid=87507356
|itemid=2649
|name=wing scales
|plural=clouds of wing scales
|image=wingscales.gif
|desc=Did you know butterfly wings are made out of individual little scales. Yup, they're like a tiny flying mosaic.

Except in this case, of course, where each scale is almost as big as your hand.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=100
|obtain={{assemble|big honkin' hammer|Lepidoptera wing|wing scales}}
|combat=yes
|combatuse=
}}
==Notes==
* When created you get the message:
:You smash the wing with your hammer. It explodes into a flurry of wing scales.

Lepidoptera wing

2017-10-02T06:58:05Z

Zillow: Added assembly recipe

{{item
|descid=88500602
|itemid=2650
|name=Lepidoptera wing
|plural=
|image=butterflywing.gif
|desc=Tearing the wings off of butterflies is usually more of a villain thing, but when giant butterflies threaten the city and you defeat them, it would just be wasteful not to pick up the wings right? Real heroes don't litter, after all.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=500
|usable=yes
|weldable=yes
|obtain=[[League Battlefield]]
* [[Lepidoptera]]
|used=
|multiuse=
|uses={{canbewelded|Lepidoptera wing|flight of the Lepidoptera}}
{{canbeassembled|big honkin' hammer|wing scales}}
}}

Updates Archive

2017-10-02T06:29:50Z

Zillow: Announcement fixup

'''Back to [[Main_Page|main page]]''' 

'''10-01-17''' Something spooky is [[ghoulish boots|afoot]] (and [[ghostly gloves|ahand]]) at [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''10-01-17''' Along with a new month's runs, the [[Heirloom Derby]] has a whole new slate of prizes. 
'''09-21-17''' A [[Lepidoptera|new kaiju]] has been seen menacing the [[league]]s of Twilight. 
'''09-08-17''' The [[Hero Dash]] organizers have added a few new challenges. 
'''09-01-17''' It's time to [[windfall branch|branch out]] and try something new from [[the Wok of Stars]]! 
'''08-31-17''' To {{user|Kinak}}, [[Kinak's birthday|happy birthday]]! To [[mint chocolate dice cream cake|everyone else]], happy Kinak's birthday! 
'''08-09-17''' After this month, some [[Heirloom Derby]] rewards are going to rotate. So, it's a good month to pick up any prizes you might be missing. 
'''08-01-17''' I'm rubber and [[you're glue shirt|you're glue]]. Everything bounces off me and is stuck in the [[Wok]] for you. 
'''07-25-17''' Thanks to everyone who's helped make Twilight Heroes [https://www.metroplexitygames.com/?p=1419 better]! 
'''07-18-17''' [[Unbranded Arena]] have completed updated their offerings with Twilight's newest sports sensation: [[Unbranded Arena - Hero Dash|Hero Dash]]. 
'''07-01-17''' Meet a [[water carrier's jug|refreshing new sidekick]] at [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''06-15-17''' Beware the [[Ides|Ides of June]]. 
'''06-01-17''' Learn about the nights of old, or at least [[tabard pajamas of the imp|their pajamas]], at [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''05-21-17''' {{user|Kinak}} is back from Japan and he brought [[candied crabs|presents]]! 
'''04-30-17''' The [[Super Ultra Chrono Force helmet|Super Ultra Chrono Force]] is never late, but might be a day early in [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''04-26-17''' {{user|Kinak}}'s going to Japan at the end of the month, so the [[prism collection|Prism Collection]] will be leaving the [[Wok]] a day or two early. 
'''04-16-17''' A [[Chocolate Bunny|chocolatey entity]] has come hopping into Twilight [[Easter|for the day]]. 
'''04-03-17''' [[Frank's Ballpark|Opening Day]] is being held hostage by the Boston Stranglers and that's no April Fool. 
'''04-01-17''' [[April Fool's Day|April Fools' day]] is canceled this year due to lack of fools. 
'''04-01-17''' See [[prism collection|all the colors of your attic]] at [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''03-16-17''' Beware the [https://www.metroplexitygames.com/podcasts/thpodcast12.mp3 podcast] of March. 
'''03-15-17''' Just when we think we've escaped [[snow day|the snow]]... lousy Smarch weather. 
'''03-12-17''' Remember Twilight still bends knee to the Daylight Saver. 
'''03-08-17''' Security updates are done. Greasemonkey scripts may be broken until they're updated. Let Kinak know if anything else is giving you issues. 
'''03-08-17''' Making some security updates. Site may be up and down today. 
'''03-01-17''' [[Twilight sandglobe|Shake up Twilight]] and your reputation at [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''02-23-17''' Have questions for the March podcast? Ask them [http://forums.twilightheroes.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1550 here]. 
'''02-14-17''' Happy [[Villaintine's Day]]! 
'''02-01-17''' Get a [[Deck of Aces|lucky hand]] every time at [[the Wok of Stars]]! 
'''01-27-17''' Looks like the [[Snow day|snow's]] finally caught up with us. 
'''01-15-17''' Beware the [[Ides|Ides of January]]. 
'''01-14-17''' Doing some winter cleaning of bugs over on [http://www.metroplexitygames.com/?p=1389 the blog]. 
'''01-01-17''' Through a strange twist of scheduling, today is [[International Joke Day]]. 
'''01-01-17''' There's [[code of thieves|honor among thieves]] at [[the Wok of Stars]]. 

* [[Updates Archive 2016]]
* [[Updates Archive 2015]]
* [[Updates Archive 2014]]
* [[Updates Archive 2013]]
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* [[Updates Archive 2011]]
* [[Updates Archive 2010]]
* [[Updates Archive 2009]]
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[[Category:News]]

Template:GameUpdates

2017-10-02T06:29:38Z

Zillow: Announcement fixup

'''October 1''' Something spooky is [[ghoulish boots|afoot]] (and [[ghostly gloves|ahand]]) at [[the Wok of Stars]].

'''October 1''' Along with a new month's runs, the [[Heirloom Derby]] has a whole new slate of prizes.

'''September 21''' A [[Lepidoptera|new kaiju]] has been seen menacing the [[league]]s of Twilight.

'''September 8''' The [[Hero Dash]] organizers have added a few new challenges.

'''September 1''' It's time to [[windfall branch|branch out]] and try something new from [[the Wok of Stars]]!

<noinclude>[[Category:News|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Elemental resistance

2017-10-01T22:02:26Z

Zillow: Added hero dash unitard

* Usually, the maximum resistance to any single element is 50%.
:* [[Elemental]]s have a cap of 55% against {{col|fire|fire}}, {{col|ice|ice}}, and {{col|electric|electric}}.
:* [[Psion]]s have bonus 20% resistance against {{col|psychic|psychic}} applied after the cap, for a maximum of 70%.
:* [[Casino's Choice award]] increases the capacity of all resistances by 5%.
:* [[Hero Dash unitard]] increases the capacity of all resistances by 5%.
:* [[training suit]] increases the capacity of all resistances by 5%.
* Amounts for [[Skills]] are affected by S, the number of {{skillPoint}}s invested in the skill. Because of the size of the table, values for S=10 are listed, and the exact formula is specified under the Notes column.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Source !! Source type !! {{col|fire|Fire}} !! {{col|ice|Ice}} !! {{col|electric|Electric}} !! {{col|sonic|Sonic}} !! {{col|acid|Acid}} !! {{col|psychic|Psychic}} !! Total !! Duration !! Requirements !! class="unsortable"|Notes
|-
| [[genuine lookalike World Series 2008 ring]] || Talisman || 30% || 30% || 30% || || 30% || || 120% || Always || ||
-2 Damage Absorption
|-
| [[Grimm's Bulwark]] || Talisman || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 120% || Always || || +20% defense Regenerates HP as a function of level Regenerates PP as a function of level -15% offense
|-
| [[Patchy Protection]] || Effect|| 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 120% || 120 minutes|| || Obtained from [[Hero Dash patch]]
|-
| [[Rake's Garden Trowel]] || Talisman || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 120% || Always || || +20% defense Regenerates HP as a function of level Regenerates PP as a function of level -15% offense
|-
| [[Very Sheltered]] || Item || 15% || 15% || 15% || 15% || 15% || 15% || 90% || 30 minutes || || Obtained from [[potion of the indoors]]
|-
| [[Abyssinian exosuit]] || Full-body suit || 20% || 20% || 20% || || 20% || || 80% || Always || Level 16 || +25% Intellect
|-
| [[Aegis Flux Incapacitor]] || Offhand Item || 20% || 20% || 20% || || 20% || || 80% || Always || || Can discharge elemental attacks +X damage absorption (1x your level, capped at 20) Attacker takes 5 damage +20 to maximum HP
|-
| [[smart suit]] || Full-body suit || 20% || 20% || 20% || || 20% || || 80% || Always || Level 12 || +10% Strength +10% Reflexes
|-
| [[Biofeedback]] || [[Psion]] Buff || 15% || 15% || || 15% || || 15% || 60% || 30 minutes || || Actually 5% + S% Sonic only with S≥5. Psychic only with S=10
|-
| [[Hero Dash unitard]] || Full-body suit || 10% || 10% || 10% || 10% || 10% || 10% || 60% || Always || || +5% capacity to all resistances
|-
| [[Mad Masked]] || Item || 20% || || 20% || || 20% || || 60% || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[digger's mask]]
|-
| [[Frost]] || Melee weapon || || 50% || || || || || 50% || Always || Level 5 || +8 ice damage Attacker takes +8 ice damage upon successful hit Rental equipment is lost at rollover
|-
| [[hot pockets]] || Pants || || 50% || || || || || 50% || Always || Level 3 || Take 2 fire damage per round of combat +2 fire damage
|-
| [[Lepidoptera's First Symphony]] || Accessory || || || || 25% || || 25% || 50% || Always || ||
|-
| [[The Slime's snuggie]] || Full-body suit || || || || || 50% || || 50% || Always || Level 11 || +3 damage absorption
|-
| [[Vociferous's earplugs]] || Accessory || || || || 50% || || || 50% || Always || Level 5 ||
|-
| [[antique shield]] || Offhand Item || 12% || 12% || 12% || || 12% || || 48% || Always || Level 18 || +8 XP per combat
|-
| [[Upgrade Armor: Resistance]] || [[Gadgeteer]] Skill || 15% || || 15% || 15% || || || 45% || 30-50 minutes || Level 5 || Actually 5% + S% Skill points invested in [[Upgrade Armor]] Duration depends on [[Improved Tinkering]]
|-
| [[Blockee power armor]] || Full-body suit || 10% || 10% || 10% || || 10% || || 40% || Always || || +5 damage absorption Attacker takes 5 damage You find Blockees in the weirdest places
|-
| [[polytechnic tunic]] || Shirt || 10% || 10% || 10% || || 10% || || 40% || Always || Level 13 || +10% Reflexes
|-
| [[portable hole]] || Offhand Item || 10% || 10% || 10% || || 10% || || 40% || Always || Level 11 || -3% item drops -3% chips
|-
| [[Robe of Summanus]] || Full-body suit || 10% || 10% || 10% || || 10% || || 40% || Always || Level 40 || Increased chance of noncombat adventures +6% chance of critical hits Increases the effectiveness of reputation-affecting choices
|-
| [[Ring of Solis]] || Accessory || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 30% || Always || Level 70 || Grants invisibility (chat effect) +10 psychic damage +40 to maximum HP +40 to maximum PP +10% Intellect -5 seconds to the duration of each turn
|-
| [[steam mask]] || Helmet || 15% || 15% || || || || || 30% || Always || Level 15 || Grants wearer protection from noxious gases
|-
| [[Stone Armor]] || [[Elemental]] Skill || 10% || 10% || 10% || || || || 30% || 30 + S || Level 8 || Actually 5% + (S/2)% Increases defense by 10 + 2*S + level, capped at 30 + 2*S
|-
| [[that's my car]] || Transportation || 10% || 10% || 10% || || || || 30% || Always || Level 7 ||
|-
| [[training suit]] || Full-body suit || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 30% || Always || Level 12 || +5% capacity to all resistances
|-
| [[unspeakable cloche]] || Helmet || 15% || 15% || || || || || 30% || Always || Level 25 || Wailing of Yuggoth
|-
| [[Tangled Up in Two]] || Item || || || || || || 25% || 25% || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[lost soul]] +2% chance of fumbles +5 damage absorption
|-
| [[the watch of Dr. Somnus]] || Talisman|| || || || || || 25% || 25% || Always || || +25% spell damage on psychic spells Amateur hypnosis -75% dodging ability
|-
| [[Abaddon charm]] || Talisman || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || || +10 fire damage +20% Strength -3 PP per turn
|-
| [[Bruiser's shell shield]] || Offhand Item || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 12 || Attacker takes 5 damage +5 Melee damage
|-
| [[caldera chauses]] || Pants || 10% || 10% || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 15 ||
|-
| [[Cappy Capi's cayenne cape]] || Accessory || || 20% || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 6 || +8 fire damage
|-
| [[cold-blooded axe]] || Melee weapon || || 20% || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 15 || +10 ice damage
|-
| [[cryonite corduroys]] || Pants || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 5 || +10 to maximum PP
|-
| [[cryonite shield]] || Offhand Item || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 4 || +5 Strength
|-
| [[Desert Dan's snake rattle]] || Talisman || || 20% || || || || || 20% || Always || || +15% Melee damage Attacker takes +10 sonic damage upon successful hit This game is too hard
|-
| [[firewall fragment]] || Offhand Item || || || || || || 20% || 20% || Always || Level 20 || Attacker takes +10% fire damage upon successful hit
|-
| [[Frog Wars medal]] || Talisman || || || 20% || || || || 20% || Always || || +5 damage absorption Regenerates HP as a function of level This game is too hard
|-
| [[Gloam's Blindfold]] || Helmet || || || || || || 20% || 20% || Always || Level 9 || +10% to the duration of auras +10 foe toughness
|-
| [[gloveless fingers]] || Accessory || 5% || 5% || 5% || || 5% || || 20% || Always || || +2 defense
|-
| [[golden knight's bracelet]] || Talisman || || || || || 20% || || 20% || Always || || +2 extra ranged attack(s) per turn +5% chance of critical hits This game is too hard
|-
| [[letter shirt]] || Shirt || 10% || 10% || || || || || 20% || Always || || +10% Intellect Reduces turn length based on level
|-
| [[ninja hawk feather]] || Talisman || || || || || || 20% || 20% || Always || || +20% spell damage +2% of weapon damage returned as PP This game is too hard
|-
| [[orwhal onesie]] || Full-body suit || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 15 || +20 fire damage +20% to initiative
|-
| [[righteous shades]] || Accessory || || || 10% || || || 10% || 20% || Always || Level 15 || +5% to your maximum Hit Points
|-
| [[solar-powered shirt]] || Shirt || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || || Attacker takes +10% electric damage upon successful hit Regenerates PP as a function of level Sometimes hits enemies with solar-powered lightning
|-
| [[Spaced]] || Item || || 20% || || || || || 20% || 120 minutes || Level 15 || Obtained from [[space mead]] Regenerate 10 PP/turn
|-
| [[sweat suit]] || Full-body suit || 10% || 10% || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 11 || +2 PP per turn +5 psychic damage
|-
| [[forcegloves]] || Gloves || 4% || 4% || 4% || || 4% || || 16% || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[Bombayer jacket]] || Shirt || || 15% || || || || || 15% || Always || Level 16 || +10% Intellect
|-
| [[foundational shield]] || Offhand Item || 5% || 5% || 5% || || || || 15% || Always || Level 7 ||
|-
| [[heretical stockings]] || Pants || || || || 15% || || || 15% || Always || Level 25 || Attacker takes +10% sonic damage upon successful hit Wailing of Yuggoth
|-
| [[Magnetron's mantle]] || Shirt || || || 15% || || || || 15% || Always || Level 7 ||
|-
| [[Petrograd pants]] || Pants || || || 15% || || || || 15% || Always || Level 16 || +10% Intellect
|-
| [[Rhodesian ridged helm]] || Helmet || || || || || || 15% || 15% || Always || Level 16 || +10% Intellect
|-
| [[thorax targe]] || Offhand Item || || || || || || 15% || 15% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[Acronym Fever]] || Effect || || 10% || || || || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[chimney chauses]] || Pants || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[Code Red]] || Effect || 10% || || || || || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[dishwasher's gloves]] || Gloves || || || 10% || || || || 10% || Always || Level 5 ||
|-
| [[DownLowDed]] || Effect || || || || 10% || || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[Dr. Nano's labcoat]] || Full-body suit || || || || || 10% || || 10% || Always || Level 25 || +25% Intellect Attacker takes +10% acid damage upon successful hit
|-
| [[grounding boots]] || Boots || || || 10% || || || || 10% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[heart of ice]] || Accessory || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 10 || +3 ice damage +2 PP per turn
|-
| [[hooded cloak]] || Shirt || || 10% || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[Ice Cool Hair]] || Item || 10% || || || || || || 10% || 120 minutes || || Obtained from [[ice cool hairgel]]
|-
| [[ice cool shades]] || Accessory || || || || || || 10% || 10% || Always || Level 15 || +10% to your maximum Power Points Cool as Ice
|-
| [[lab suit]] || Full-body suit || || || || || || 10% || 10% || Always || Level 10 ||
|-
| [[Livia's icicle pendant]] || Talisman || || 10% || || || || || 10% || Always || || +5 ice damage +10 spell damage
|-
| [[Mister Chill Out's snow boots]] || Boots || || 10% || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[noise-reducing headphones]] || Accessory || || || || 10% || || || 10% || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[Offline]] || Effect || || || 10% || || || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[pyrophillic mitts]] || Gloves || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 10 || Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare. Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium. +6 fire damage
|-
| [[Raskolnikov's fur hat]] || Helmet || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 2 || +20% to your maximum Hit Points
|-
| [[Seedy]] || Effect || || || || || || 10% || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[Served]] || Effect || || || || || 10% || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[shield of Zion]] || Offhand Item || || || 10% || || || || 10% || Always || Level 5 || +10 to maximum HP
|-
| [[Siamese dreamcatcher]] || Offhand Item || || || || || || 10% || 10% || Always || Level 16 || Attacker takes +10% psychic damage upon successful hit.
|-
| [[Static's spark shield]] || Offhand Item || || || 10% || || || || 10% || Always || Level 7 || +6 electric damage
|-
| [[teardrop necklace]] || Accessory || || || || || 10% || || 10% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[three-fingered gloves]] || Gloves || || || || || 10% || || 10% || Always || Level 7 || +3 defense
|-
| [[trylon tights]] || Pants || 5% || 5% || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[Ursula's fleece]] || Accessory || || 10% || || || || || 10% || Always || || Villains find you 10% faster
|-
| [[vicious cycle]] || Transportation || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 12 || +6 fire damage
|-
| [[bionic legs]] || Pants || || || 8% || || || || 8% || Always || Level 10 || +8% Reflexes
|-
| [[bite noise wristwands]] || Gloves || || || || 8% || || || 8% || Always || Level 3 ||
|-
| [[Great Cesar's sheet]] || Full-body suit || || || || || || 8% || 8% || Always || Level 8 || Attacker takes +4 ice damage upon successful hit
|-
| [[Lightning's floppy hat]] || Helmet || || || 6% || || || || 6% || Always || Level 8 || +6 to hit
|-
| [[pearl necklace]] || Accessory || || || || || || 6% || 6% || Always || Level 5 ||
|-
| [[Rain's flood pants]] || Pants || || 6% || || || || || 6% || Always || Level 8 || +6 to maximum PP
|-
| [[Thunder's cat shirt]] || Shirt || || || || 6% || || || 6% || Always || Level 8 || +6% Strength
|-
| [[acid-washed jeans]] || Pants || || || || || 5% || || 5% || Always || Level 4 || +3 electric damage
|-
| [[black hood]] || Helmet || || || || || || 5% || 5% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[cashmere scarf]] || Accessory || || 5% || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 5 || +5% chips
|-
| [[hot pants]] || Pants || || 5% || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 11 || +5 fire damage
|-
| [[ice kite]] || Offhand Item || 5% || || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 3 || +3 ice damage
|-
| [[jungle boots]] || Boots || 5% || || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 3 ||
|-
| [[knit cap]] || Helmet || || 5% || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[pseudo-chitin armor]] || Full-body suit || || || 5% || || || || 5% || Always || Level 8 || +5 damage absorption Attacker takes 3 damage
|-
| [[quiet riot helmet]] || Helmet || || || || 5% || || || 5% || Always || Level 3 ||
|-
| [[razor glove]] || Melee weapon || 5% || || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 11 || +10 Melee damage +3% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[Ring of Fellowship]] || Accessory || || || || || || 5% || 5% || Always || || Grants invisibility (chat effect) +20 to maximum HP +3% of weapon damage returned as HP +X offense (requires suit)worn
|-
| [[tanker boots]] || Boots || || || || || 5% || || 5% || Always || Level 3 ||
|-
| [[throne axes]] || Melee weapon || || 5% || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 7 || +5 ice damage
|-
| [[titanium shield]] || Offhand Item || || || || || 5% || || 5% || Always || Level 2||
|-
| [[Toasty Heart]] || Item || || 5% || || || || || 5% || 30 minutes || || Obtained from returning or having returned to you an item from a [[Pouch of Many Lost Things|Pouch]] +4 HP per turn
|-
| [[tropical fleece]] || Shirt || 5% || || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 11 || +5 ice damage
|-
| [[flip-flops]] || Boots || || || 2% || || || || 2% || Always || || +1 to maximum HP
|-
| [[red cape and skirt combo]] || Full-body suit || || 2% || || || || || 2% || Always || ||
|-
| [[bunny slippers]] || Boots || || 1% || || || || || 1% || Always || ||
|-
| [[roll of gauze]] || Full-body suit || || 1% || || || || || 1% || Always || ||
|-
| [[chain mail bikini]] || Full-body suit || || -10% || || || || || -10% || Always || Level 11 || +5 PP per turn +10 to initiative +5% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[five-finger discount gloves]] || Gloves || || || || || || -10% || -10% || Always || Level 9 || +3 foe toughness +3% chips
|-
| [[polyester suit]] || Full-body suit || -10% || || || || || || -10% || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[celestial snarl]] || Talisman || -20% || || || || || || -20% || Always || || +3 PP per turn -10 weapon damage (ranged or melee) -20% Strength
|-
| [[fingerless gloves]] || Gloves || -5% || -5% || -5% || || -5% || || -20% || Always || Level 8 || -4% chance of weapon fumbles +2% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[genuine lookalike World Series 2013 ring]] || Talisman || -5% || -5% || -5% || || -5% || || -20% || Always || || +15% damage to foes' weaknesses
|-
| [[Ursula's teddy]] || Full-body suit || || -20% || || || || || -20% || Always || Level 12 || +20% sidekick effectiveness
|-
| [[The Lieforce]] || Talisman || || || || || || -30% || -30% || Always || || +10% Intellect +10 weapon damage (ranged or melee) +10 sonic damage
|-
| [[genuine lookalike World Series 2014 ring]] || Talisman || -10% || -10% || -10% || || -10% || || -40% || Always || || Attacker takes +15% acid damage upon successful hit
|-
| [[Red Pasha's Silver Spoon]] || Talisman || -15% || -15% || -15% || -15% ||-15% || -15% || -90% || Always || || +30% Reflexes +2 extra attack(s) per turn +4% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[Typhoon's Bracers]] || Talisman || -15% || -15% || -15% || -15% ||-15% || -15% || -90% || Always || || +30% Reflexes +2 extra attack(s) per turn +4% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[Jade Torch Signet Ring]] || Talisman || -20% || -20% || -20% || -20% ||-20% || -20% || -120% || Always || || +15% to your maximum Hit Points Regenerates HP as a function of level Solid mental blocks Unlocks Jade Torch -20% resistance to all elements
|-
| [[Rainbow Eyelets]] || Talisman || -20% || -20% || -20% || -20% ||-20% || -20% || -120% || Always || || Provides elemental damage as a function of level +10% to hit +10% to your maximum Hit Points
|-
| [[Scary World]] || Effect|| -20% || -20% || -20% || -20% ||-20% || -20% || -120% || 30 minutes|| ||
|}
 
{{Modifiers list}}
[[Category:Modifier Summary Tables]][[Category:Resist Elemental Damage|*]]

Flight of the Lepidoptera

2017-09-24T07:44:38Z

Zillow: Typo fixed

{{item
|descid=99835326
|itemid=2651
|name=flight of the Lepidoptera
|plural=
|image=butterflywing.gif
|desc=Dun da da dun dunnnn!

Man, this just makes you want to get in your helicopter or your station wagon and just go flying. And these wings are strong enough to carry them. No joke!

Well, the helicopter can already carry itself, but think of all the gas you'll be saving!
|type=Accessory
|autosell=1000
|level=20
|ench={{modifier|fly}}
|weldable=yes
|obtain={{weld|Lepidoptera wing|Lepidoptera wing|flight of the Lepidoptera}}
|uses={{canbewelded|verse of the dodo|Lepidoptera's First Symphony}}
}}

Elemental resistance

2017-09-24T00:37:14Z

Zillow: Lepidoptera's First Symphony

* Usually, the maximum resistance to any single element is 50%.
:* [[Elemental]]s have a cap of 55% against {{col|fire|fire}}, {{col|ice|ice}}, and {{col|electric|electric}}.
:* [[Psion]]s have bonus 20% resistance against {{col|psychic|psychic}} applied after the cap, for a maximum of 70%.
:* [[Casino's Choice award]] increases the capacity of all resistances by 5%.
:* [[training suit]] increases the capacity of all resistances by 5%.
* Amounts for [[Skills]] are affected by S, the number of {{skillPoint}}s invested in the skill. Because of the size of the table, values for S=10 are listed, and the exact formula is specified under the Notes column.
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|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Source !! Source type !! {{col|fire|Fire}} !! {{col|ice|Ice}} !! {{col|electric|Electric}} !! {{col|sonic|Sonic}} !! {{col|acid|Acid}} !! {{col|psychic|Psychic}} !! Total !! Duration !! Requirements !! class="unsortable"|Notes
|-
| [[genuine lookalike World Series 2008 ring]] || Talisman || 30% || 30% || 30% || || 30% || || 120% || Always || ||
-2 Damage Absorption
|-
| [[Grimm's Bulwark]] || Talisman || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 120% || Always || || +20% defense Regenerates HP as a function of level Regenerates PP as a function of level -15% offense
|-
| [[Rake's Garden Trowel]] || Talisman || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 120% || Always || || +20% defense Regenerates HP as a function of level Regenerates PP as a function of level -15% offense
|-
| [[Very Sheltered]] || Item || 15% || 15% || 15% || 15% || 15% || 15% || 90% || 30 minutes || || Obtained from [[potion of the indoors]]
|-
| [[Abyssinian exosuit]] || Full-body suit || 20% || 20% || 20% || || 20% || || 80% || Always || Level 16 || +25% Intellect
|-
| [[Aegis Flux Incapacitor]] || Offhand Item || 20% || 20% || 20% || || 20% || || 80% || Always || || Can discharge elemental attacks +X damage absorption (1x your level, capped at 20) Attacker takes 5 damage +20 to maximum HP
|-
| [[smart suit]] || Full-body suit || 20% || 20% || 20% || || 20% || || 80% || Always || Level 12 || +10% Strength +10% Reflexes
|-
| [[Biofeedback]] || [[Psion]] Buff || 15% || 15% || || 15% || || 15% || 60% || 30 minutes || || Actually 5% + S% Sonic only with S≥5. Psychic only with S=10
|-
| [[Mad Masked]] || Item || 20% || || 20% || || 20% || || 60% || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[digger's mask]]
|-
| [[Frost]] || Melee weapon || || 50% || || || || || 50% || Always || Level 5 || +8 ice damage Attacker takes +8 ice damage upon successful hit Rental equipment is lost at rollover
|-
| [[hot pockets]] || Pants || || 50% || || || || || 50% || Always || Level 3 || Take 2 fire damage per round of combat +2 fire damage
|-
| [[Lepidoptera's First Symphony]] || Accessory || || || || 25% || || 25% || 50% || Always || ||
|-
| [[The Slime's snuggie]] || Full-body suit || || || || || 50% || || 50% || Always || Level 11 || +3 damage absorption
|-
| [[Vociferous's earplugs]] || Accessory || || || || 50% || || || 50% || Always || Level 5 ||
|-
| [[antique shield]] || Offhand Item || 12% || 12% || 12% || || 12% || || 48% || Always || Level 18 || +8 XP per combat
|-
| [[Upgrade Armor: Resistance]] || [[Gadgeteer]] Skill || 15% || || 15% || 15% || || || 45% || 30-50 minutes || Level 5 || Actually 5% + S% Skill points invested in [[Upgrade Armor]] Duration depends on [[Improved Tinkering]]
|-
| [[Blockee power armor]] || Full-body suit || 10% || 10% || 10% || || 10% || || 40% || Always || || +5 damage absorption Attacker takes 5 damage You find Blockees in the weirdest places
|-
| [[polytechnic tunic]] || Shirt || 10% || 10% || 10% || || 10% || || 40% || Always || Level 13 || +10% Reflexes
|-
| [[portable hole]] || Offhand Item || 10% || 10% || 10% || || 10% || || 40% || Always || Level 11 || -3% item drops -3% chips
|-
| [[Robe of Summanus]] || Full-body suit || 10% || 10% || 10% || || 10% || || 40% || Always || Level 40 || Increased chance of noncombat adventures +6% chance of critical hits Increases the effectiveness of reputation-affecting choices
|-
| [[Ring of Solis]] || Accessory || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 30% || Always || Level 70 || Grants invisibility (chat effect) +10 psychic damage +40 to maximum HP +40 to maximum PP +10% Intellect -5 seconds to the duration of each turn
|-
| [[steam mask]] || Helmet || 15% || 15% || || || || || 30% || Always || Level 15 || Grants wearer protection from noxious gases
|-
| [[Stone Armor]] || [[Elemental]] Skill || 10% || 10% || 10% || || || || 30% || 30 + S || Level 8 || Actually 5% + (S/2)% Increases defense by 10 + 2*S + level, capped at 30 + 2*S
|-
| [[that's my car]] || Transportation || 10% || 10% || 10% || || || || 30% || Always || Level 7 ||
|-
| [[training suit]] || Full-body suit || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 5% || 30% || Always || Level 12 || +5% capacity to all resistances
|-
| [[unspeakable cloche]] || Helmet || 15% || 15% || || || || || 30% || Always || Level 25 || Wailing of Yuggoth
|-
| [[Tangled Up in Two]] || Item || || || || || || 25% || 25% || 60 minutes || || Obtained from [[lost soul]] +2% chance of fumbles +5 damage absorption
|-
| [[the watch of Dr. Somnus]] || Talisman|| || || || || || 25% || 25% || Always || || +25% spell damage on psychic spells Amateur hypnosis -75% dodging ability
|-
| [[Abaddon charm]] || Talisman || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || || +10 fire damage +20% Strength -3 PP per turn
|-
| [[Bruiser's shell shield]] || Offhand Item || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 12 || Attacker takes 5 damage +5 Melee damage
|-
| [[caldera chauses]] || Pants || 10% || 10% || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 15 ||
|-
| [[Cappy Capi's cayenne cape]] || Accessory || || 20% || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 6 || +8 fire damage
|-
| [[cold-blooded axe]] || Melee weapon || || 20% || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 15 || +10 ice damage
|-
| [[cryonite corduroys]] || Pants || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 5 || +10 to maximum PP
|-
| [[cryonite shield]] || Offhand Item || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 4 || +5 Strength
|-
| [[Desert Dan's snake rattle]] || Talisman || || 20% || || || || || 20% || Always || || +15% Melee damage Attacker takes +10 sonic damage upon successful hit This game is too hard
|-
| [[firewall fragment]] || Offhand Item || || || || || || 20% || 20% || Always || Level 20 || Attacker takes +10% fire damage upon successful hit
|-
| [[Frog Wars medal]] || Talisman || || || 20% || || || || 20% || Always || || +5 damage absorption Regenerates HP as a function of level This game is too hard
|-
| [[Gloam's Blindfold]] || Helmet || || || || || || 20% || 20% || Always || Level 9 || +10% to the duration of auras +10 foe toughness
|-
| [[gloveless fingers]] || Accessory || 5% || 5% || 5% || || 5% || || 20% || Always || || +2 defense
|-
| [[golden knight's bracelet]] || Talisman || || || || || 20% || || 20% || Always || || +2 extra ranged attack(s) per turn +5% chance of critical hits This game is too hard
|-
| [[letter shirt]] || Shirt || 10% || 10% || || || || || 20% || Always || || +10% Intellect Reduces turn length based on level
|-
| [[ninja hawk feather]] || Talisman || || || || || || 20% || 20% || Always || || +20% spell damage +2% of weapon damage returned as PP This game is too hard
|-
| [[orwhal onesie]] || Full-body suit || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 15 || +20 fire damage +20% to initiative
|-
| [[righteous shades]] || Accessory || || || 10% || || || 10% || 20% || Always || Level 15 || +5% to your maximum Hit Points
|-
| [[solar-powered shirt]] || Shirt || 20% || || || || || || 20% || Always || || Attacker takes +10% electric damage upon successful hit Regenerates PP as a function of level Sometimes hits enemies with solar-powered lightning
|-
| [[Spaced]] || Item || || 20% || || || || || 20% || 120 minutes || Level 15 || Obtained from [[space mead]] Regenerate 10 PP/turn
|-
| [[sweat suit]] || Full-body suit || 10% || 10% || || || || || 20% || Always || Level 11 || +2 PP per turn +5 psychic damage
|-
| [[forcegloves]] || Gloves || 4% || 4% || 4% || || 4% || || 16% || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[Bombayer jacket]] || Shirt || || 15% || || || || || 15% || Always || Level 16 || +10% Intellect
|-
| [[foundational shield]] || Offhand Item || 5% || 5% || 5% || || || || 15% || Always || Level 7 ||
|-
| [[heretical stockings]] || Pants || || || || 15% || || || 15% || Always || Level 25 || Attacker takes +10% sonic damage upon successful hit Wailing of Yuggoth
|-
| [[Magnetron's mantle]] || Shirt || || || 15% || || || || 15% || Always || Level 7 ||
|-
| [[Petrograd pants]] || Pants || || || 15% || || || || 15% || Always || Level 16 || +10% Intellect
|-
| [[Rhodesian ridged helm]] || Helmet || || || || || || 15% || 15% || Always || Level 16 || +10% Intellect
|-
| [[thorax targe]] || Offhand Item || || || || || || 15% || 15% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[Acronym Fever]] || Effect || || 10% || || || || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[chimney chauses]] || Pants || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[Code Red]] || Effect || 10% || || || || || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[dishwasher's gloves]] || Gloves || || || 10% || || || || 10% || Always || Level 5 ||
|-
| [[DownLowDed]] || Effect || || || || 10% || || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[Dr. Nano's labcoat]] || Full-body suit || || || || || 10% || || 10% || Always || Level 25 || +25% Intellect Attacker takes +10% acid damage upon successful hit
|-
| [[grounding boots]] || Boots || || || 10% || || || || 10% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[heart of ice]] || Accessory || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 10 || +3 ice damage +2 PP per turn
|-
| [[hooded cloak]] || Shirt || || 10% || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[Ice Cool Hair]] || Item || 10% || || || || || || 10% || 120 minutes || || Obtained from [[ice cool hairgel]]
|-
| [[ice cool shades]] || Accessory || || || || || || 10% || 10% || Always || Level 15 || +10% to your maximum Power Points Cool as Ice
|-
| [[lab suit]] || Full-body suit || || || || || || 10% || 10% || Always || Level 10 ||
|-
| [[Livia's icicle pendant]] || Talisman || || 10% || || || || || 10% || Always || || +5 ice damage +10 spell damage
|-
| [[Mister Chill Out's snow boots]] || Boots || || 10% || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[noise-reducing headphones]] || Accessory || || || || 10% || || || 10% || Always || Level 6 ||
|-
| [[Offline]] || Effect || || || 10% || || || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[pyrophillic mitts]] || Gloves || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 10 || Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare. Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium. +6 fire damage
|-
| [[Raskolnikov's fur hat]] || Helmet || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 2 || +20% to your maximum Hit Points
|-
| [[Seedy]] || Effect || || || || || || 10% || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[Served]] || Effect || || || || || 10% || || 10% || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]
|-
| [[shield of Zion]] || Offhand Item || || || 10% || || || || 10% || Always || Level 5 || +10 to maximum HP
|-
| [[Siamese dreamcatcher]] || Offhand Item || || || || || || 10% || 10% || Always || Level 16 || Attacker takes +10% psychic damage upon successful hit.
|-
| [[Static's spark shield]] || Offhand Item || || || 10% || || || || 10% || Always || Level 7 || +6 electric damage
|-
| [[teardrop necklace]] || Accessory || || || || || 10% || || 10% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[three-fingered gloves]] || Gloves || || || || || 10% || || 10% || Always || Level 7 || +3 defense
|-
| [[trylon tights]] || Pants || 5% || 5% || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[Ursula's fleece]] || Accessory || || 10% || || || || || 10% || Always || || Villains find you 10% faster
|-
| [[vicious cycle]] || Transportation || 10% || || || || || || 10% || Always || Level 12 || +6 fire damage
|-
| [[bionic legs]] || Pants || || || 8% || || || || 8% || Always || Level 10 || +8% Reflexes
|-
| [[bite noise wristwands]] || Gloves || || || || 8% || || || 8% || Always || Level 3 ||
|-
| [[Great Cesar's sheet]] || Full-body suit || || || || || || 8% || 8% || Always || Level 8 || Attacker takes +4 ice damage upon successful hit
|-
| [[Lightning's floppy hat]] || Helmet || || || 6% || || || || 6% || Always || Level 8 || +6 to hit
|-
| [[pearl necklace]] || Accessory || || || || || || 6% || 6% || Always || Level 5 ||
|-
| [[Rain's flood pants]] || Pants || || 6% || || || || || 6% || Always || Level 8 || +6 to maximum PP
|-
| [[Thunder's cat shirt]] || Shirt || || || || 6% || || || 6% || Always || Level 8 || +6% Strength
|-
| [[acid-washed jeans]] || Pants || || || || || 5% || || 5% || Always || Level 4 || +3 electric damage
|-
| [[black hood]] || Helmet || || || || || || 5% || 5% || Always || Level 8 ||
|-
| [[cashmere scarf]] || Accessory || || 5% || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 5 || +5% chips
|-
| [[hot pants]] || Pants || || 5% || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 11 || +5 fire damage
|-
| [[ice kite]] || Offhand Item || 5% || || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 3 || +3 ice damage
|-
| [[jungle boots]] || Boots || 5% || || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 3 ||
|-
| [[knit cap]] || Helmet || || 5% || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[pseudo-chitin armor]] || Full-body suit || || || 5% || || || || 5% || Always || Level 8 || +5 damage absorption Attacker takes 3 damage
|-
| [[quiet riot helmet]] || Helmet || || || || 5% || || || 5% || Always || Level 3 ||
|-
| [[razor glove]] || Melee weapon || 5% || || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 11 || +10 Melee damage +3% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[Ring of Fellowship]] || Accessory || || || || || || 5% || 5% || Always || || Grants invisibility (chat effect) +20 to maximum HP +3% of weapon damage returned as HP +X offense (requires suit)worn
|-
| [[tanker boots]] || Boots || || || || || 5% || || 5% || Always || Level 3 ||
|-
| [[throne axes]] || Melee weapon || || 5% || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 7 || +5 ice damage
|-
| [[titanium shield]] || Offhand Item || || || || || 5% || || 5% || Always || Level 2||
|-
| [[Toasty Heart]] || Item || || 5% || || || || || 5% || 30 minutes || || Obtained from returning or having returned to you an item from a [[Pouch of Many Lost Things|Pouch]] +4 HP per turn
|-
| [[tropical fleece]] || Shirt || 5% || || || || || || 5% || Always || Level 11 || +5 ice damage
|-
| [[flip-flops]] || Boots || || || 2% || || || || 2% || Always || || +1 to maximum HP
|-
| [[red cape and skirt combo]] || Full-body suit || || 2% || || || || || 2% || Always || ||
|-
| [[bunny slippers]] || Boots || || 1% || || || || || 1% || Always || ||
|-
| [[roll of gauze]] || Full-body suit || || 1% || || || || || 1% || Always || ||
|-
| [[chain mail bikini]] || Full-body suit || || -10% || || || || || -10% || Always || Level 11 || +5 PP per turn +10 to initiative +5% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[five-finger discount gloves]] || Gloves || || || || || || -10% || -10% || Always || Level 9 || +3 foe toughness +3% chips
|-
| [[polyester suit]] || Full-body suit || -10% || || || || || || -10% || Always || Level 4 ||
|-
| [[celestial snarl]] || Talisman || -20% || || || || || || -20% || Always || || +3 PP per turn -10 weapon damage (ranged or melee) -20% Strength
|-
| [[fingerless gloves]] || Gloves || -5% || -5% || -5% || || -5% || || -20% || Always || Level 8 || -4% chance of weapon fumbles +2% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[genuine lookalike World Series 2013 ring]] || Talisman || -5% || -5% || -5% || || -5% || || -20% || Always || || +15% damage to foes' weaknesses
|-
| [[Ursula's teddy]] || Full-body suit || || -20% || || || || || -20% || Always || Level 12 || +20% sidekick effectiveness
|-
| [[The Lieforce]] || Talisman || || || || || || -30% || -30% || Always || || +10% Intellect +10 weapon damage (ranged or melee) +10 sonic damage
|-
| [[genuine lookalike World Series 2014 ring]] || Talisman || -10% || -10% || -10% || || -10% || || -40% || Always || || Attacker takes +15% acid damage upon successful hit
|-
| [[Red Pasha's Silver Spoon]] || Talisman || -15% || -15% || -15% || -15% ||-15% || -15% || -90% || Always || || +30% Reflexes +2 extra attack(s) per turn +4% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[Typhoon's Bracers]] || Talisman || -15% || -15% || -15% || -15% ||-15% || -15% || -90% || Always || || +30% Reflexes +2 extra attack(s) per turn +4% chance of critical hits
|-
| [[Jade Torch Signet Ring]] || Talisman || -20% || -20% || -20% || -20% ||-20% || -20% || -120% || Always || || +15% to your maximum Hit Points Regenerates HP as a function of level Solid mental blocks Unlocks Jade Torch -20% resistance to all elements
|-
| [[Rainbow Eyelets]] || Talisman || -20% || -20% || -20% || -20% ||-20% || -20% || -120% || Always || || Provides elemental damage as a function of level +10% to hit +10% to your maximum Hit Points
|-
| [[Scary World]] || Effect|| -20% || -20% || -20% || -20% ||-20% || -20% || -120% || 30 minutes|| ||
|-
| [[Patchy Protection]] || Effect|| 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 20% || 120% || 120 minutes|| || Obtained from [[Hero Dash patch]]
|}
 
{{Modifiers list}}
[[Category:Modifier Summary Tables]][[Category:Resist Elemental Damage|*]]

Lepidoptera's First Symphony

2017-09-24T00:15:14Z

Zillow: Created page with "{{item |descid=49766452 |itemid=2657 |name=Lepidoptera's First Symphony |plural= |image=note.gif |desc=Butterfly culture is well known for its love of music, but it's mostly o..."

{{item
|descid=49766452
|itemid=2657
|name=Lepidoptera's First Symphony
|plural=
|image=note.gif
|desc=Butterfly culture is well known for its love of music, but it's mostly old folk tunes. You don't get a lot of new compositions, which makes this extra precious and even more likely to get stuck in your head.
|type=Accessory
|autosell=500
|usable=yes
|ench={{modifier|elementalres|sonic damage|+25%}}
{{modifier|elementalres|psychic damage|+25%}}
|obtain={{weld|flight of the Lepidoptera|verse of the dodo|Lepidoptera's First Symphony}}
}}

Flight of the Lepidoptera

2017-09-24T00:08:28Z

Zillow: weld recipe

{{item
|descid=99835326
|itemid=2651
|name=flight of the Lepidoptera
|plural=
|image=butterflywing.gif
|desc=Dun da da dun dunnnn!

Man, this just makes you want to get in your helicopter or your station wagon and just go flying. And these wings are string enough to carry them. No joke!

Well, the helicopter can already carry itself, but think of all the gas you'll be saving!
|type=Accessory
|autosell=1000
|level=20
|ench={{modifier|fly}}
|weldable=yes
|obtain={{weld|Lepidoptera wing|Lepidoptera wing|flight of the Lepidoptera}}
|uses={{canbewelded|verse of the dodo|Lepidoptera's First Symphony}}
}}

Flight of the Lepidoptera

2017-09-24T00:00:12Z

Zillow: Created page with "{{item |descid=99835326 |itemid=2651 |name=flight of the Lepidoptera |plural= |image=butterflywing.gif |desc=Dun da da dun dunnnn! Man, this just makes you want to get in you..."

{{item
|descid=99835326
|itemid=2651
|name=flight of the Lepidoptera
|plural=
|image=butterflywing.gif
|desc=Dun da da dun dunnnn!

Man, this just makes you want to get in your helicopter or your station wagon and just go flying. And these wings are string enough to carry them. No joke!

Well, the helicopter can already carry itself, but think of all the gas you'll be saving!
|type=Accessory
|autosell=1000
|level=20
|ench={{modifier|fly}}
|weldable=yes
|obtain={{weld|Lepidoptera wing|Lepidoptera wing|flight of the Lepidoptera}}
}}

Talk:Eternal Grit

2017-09-23T16:30:12Z

Zillow: Dark and Gritty?

Looks like it could be related to [[Dark_and_gritty_(dict)|Dark and Gritty]]. Zatade said he was using this years talismans when he got it. And his alt also had one of them equipped and got it.
Currently [[Knight's_badge|Kight's badge]] is the only known non-iotm item to have this effect. [[user:Zillow|Zillow]]

Eternal Grit

2017-09-23T16:23:30Z

Zillow: Thanks Zatade for the info

{{Merit_Badge
|desc=Your trainer helps stretch out some of your lingering wounds. "They say the really great heroes are like one side of a coin. The other half is a villain worthy of them. And it binds the universe together. Wait, that's something else, let me... nevermind, just take the badge and return to your eternal struggle without input from me. That's fine. Go ahead. Nobody listens to me anyway."

You get a merit badge: '''Eternal Grit'''
|image=falsedarkness.gif
|reqs=???
}}

Lepidoptera wing

2017-09-22T00:15:22Z

Zillow: Welding recipe

{{item
|descid=88500602
|itemid=2650
|name=Lepidoptera wing
|plural=
|image=butterflywing.gif
|desc=Tearings the wings off of butterflies is usually more of a villain thing, but when giant butterflies threaten the city and you defeat them, it would just be wasteful not to pick up the wings right? Real heroes don't litter, after all.
|type=Miscellaneous Item
|autosell=500
|usable=yes
|weldable=yes
|obtain=[[League Battlefield]]
* [[Lepidoptera]]
|used=
|multiuse=
|uses={{canbewelded|Lepidoptera wing|flight of the Lepidoptera}}
}}

Merit Badges

2017-08-23T06:05:14Z

Zillow: Fix order

All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]].

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! '''Badge''' !! '''Image''' !! '''Image name''' !! '''Requirement'''
|-
| [[Heroic Recycler]] || [[Image:Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg]] || reduce-and-reuse-first || [[Talismans (hideout)|Transmogrifying]] 20 times
|-
| [[From Dusk 'Til Dawn]] || [[Image:sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] || sun-go-up-sun-go-down || Patrol until 6:30 AM
|-
| [[Crystal Collector]] || [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] || mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma || Collect 333 [[cosmic crystals]]
|-
| [[Coffee Snob]] || [[Image:Nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]] || nothing-but-kopi-luwak || Drink 72 [[fancy latte]]s
|-
| [[Joltin' Joe Sombrero]] || [[Image:left-and-gone-away.jpg]] || left-and-gone-away || Use 56 [[baseball bat]]s
|-
| [[Pinball Wizard]] || [[Image:getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] || getafirstlife-dot-com || Level each game in the [[Virtual Reality Gaming Center]] to bracket 10
|-
| [[Delayed Gratification]] || [[Image:twice-as-nice.jpg]] || twice-as-nice || Level up twice in a row without leaving the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]]
|-
| || || || "Impossible" Badge
|-
| [[Talk About an Old Timer]] || [[Image:You-alpha-believe-it.jpg]] || you-alpha-believe-it || Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Really Out to Sea]] || [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]] || think-im-a-banana-tree || Have exactly 51 [[playing card]]s in your inventory
|-
| [[Tremors Are My Friend]] || [[Image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]] || seismic-raspberry || Collect 500 [[T.a.I.L.o.R.|S.U.I.T. points]]
|-
| [[Two Bits Times Two]] || [[Image:golden-oldie.jpg]] || golden-oldie || Reach level 50
|-
| [[Lazy Boy and the Recliner]] || [[Image:i-am-sofa-king.jpg]] || i-am-sofa-king || [[Rest for a turn|Rest]] more than 210 minutes in one day
|-
| [[I Have a Bridge to Sell You]] || [[Image:Think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]] || think-this-badge-is-about-you || Donate for 11 straight days to the [[Starboard Port|Snowflake Leader Board]]
|-
| [[The Badge of the Wicked]] || [[Image:weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]] || wheeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh || Wear [[A_costumed_thug_(droog)|Droog]] costume with [[Moped]]
|-
| [[Brontosaurus Bully‎]] || [[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]] || dinosaur-in-a-haystack || Collect 200 [[red claw]]s and 200 [[red tooth|red teeth]]
|-
| [[Where's the party?]] || [[Image:what-no-cake.gif]] || what-no-cake || Having at least 1200 minutes of [[Mechapinata!!]]
|-
| [[National Lampoons]] || [[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]] || some-town-in-maryland || Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat [[Intermission]] a total of 20 times
|-
| [[Quite the Bulldozer]] || [[Image:Six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]] || six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get || Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the [[Clean Up the Rubble Field|rubble field]] (no longer obtainable)
|-
| || || || Currently Unknown
|-
| [[Month of Mayhem]] || [[Image:Thirty-days-hath-september.gif]] || thirty-days-hath-september || Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time
|-
| [[Skin of the Teeth]] || [[Image:those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]] || those-are-razor-thin-margins || Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end
|-
| [[More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty]] || [[Image:quicker-picker-upper.gif]] || quicker-picker-upper || Have 50 or more [[damage absorption]]
|-
| [[Whirlwind Tour]] || [[Image:around-and-around-it-goes.gif]] || around-and-around-it-goes || Complete a run in ≤ 32hrs.
|-
| [[Emperor's New Badge]] || [[Image:Clear.gif]] || clear || Be [[Invisible Store|invisibly-equipped]]
|-
| [[That Old Trope Again?]] || [[Image:one-man-cannot-summon-the-future.gif]] || one-man-cannot-summon-the-future || Fight [[your evil twin]] 20 times
|-
| [[Grandmaster of Retcon]] || [[Image:you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]] || you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate || Have a full chess set ([[King of Armageddon|king]], [[Queen of the Apocalypse|queen]], 2 [[Knight of Ruin|knights]], 2 [[Bishop of Wreckage|bishops]], 2 [[Rook of the Cataclysm|rooks]], 8 [[Pawn of Destruction|pawns]]) in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]]
|-
| [[Sybil]] || [[Image:i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them.gif]] || i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them || Have each [[Reputation]] at least once in your Retcon history
|-
| [[Rogue Ranch Repeated Redux]] || [[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]] || once-twice-four-times-a-hero || Create a [[Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant]]
|-
| [[This Lousy Badge]] || [[Image:you-omicron-believe-it.gif]] || you-omicron-believe-it || Be a beta tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Mettle Gear Solid]] || [[Image:I-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]] || i-always-die-on-the-first-screen || Have a [[Supersolid mettle medal]] equipped
|-
| [[The White Badge]] || [[Image:Elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]] || elephant-in-my-pajamas || Defeat 20 [[evil velour elephant]]s (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Evil Moustache]] || [[Image:this-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]] || this-cant-possibly-be-good || Have all [[Static Villains|Static Villains]] and [[Wandering Villains|Wandering Villains]] item drops in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]].
|-
| [[Give 'em a Hand]] || [[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]] || golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work || Trade in 15 [[the other other hand]]
|-
| [[+1000 Points]] || [[Image:thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw.jpg]] || thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw || ???
|-
| [[Four, Four, Four, Four Heroes in One]] || [[Image:sixtyeightdude.jpg]] || sixtyeightdude || Perm all class [[skills]]
|-
| [[Talismaniac]] || [[Image:horribleblackvoid.gif]] || horribleblackvoid || Complete five [[retcon (manual)|retcons]] with five different non-class [[Talismans (manual)|Talismans]] equipped
|-
| [[Utility Badge]] || [[Image:obviousborgjoke.gif]] || obviousborgjoke.|| Have [[Somber's Fedora]], [[Ever-Dim Halter]], [[Shade's Cargo Pants]], [[Dusk's Baton]], and the [[Futility Belt]] equipped
|-
| [[The Most Interesting Badge in the World]] || [[Image:stayfrostymyfriends.gif]] || stayfrostymyfriends || Complete an heirloom run inheriting [[the most interesting item in the world]] and then start another run
|-
| [[Ionic Science]] || [[Image:likeanionstormonyourweddingday.gif]] || likeanionstormonyourweddingday || Having [[Ionic Bondage]] skill permed and with 10 {{skillPoint}}s invested.
|-
| [[Candy Sovereign]] || [[Image:trickertreatersoldierspy.gif]] || trickertreatersoldierspy || Having the [[Brick Intestine]], [[Hungry like the Wolf Pup]], [[It's Placebo Effective!]], and [[Spitting Lightning]] effects active.
|-
| [[XXIIIrd Time's a Charm]] || [[Image:tisbutxxiiiscratches.jpg]] || tisbutxxiiiscratches || Defeat 23 [[stabbing stagehand]]
|-
| [[Knight of the Old Stuff]] || [[Image:forgeandthefold.gif]] || forgeandthefold|| ???
|-
| [[This Badge is so Meta]] || [[Image:Iheardyoulikebadges.jpg]] || Iheardyoulikebadges|| ???
|-
| [[Enter Initials]] || [[Image:3,333,360.gif]] || 3,333,360 || Score higher than 90,000 points in a Too Hard retcon
|-
| [[Amateur Vulcanologist]] || [[Image:thewatersfine.gif]] || thewatersfine || ???
|-
| [[The Soul Gazes Back]] || [[Image:thirdactor.gif]] || thirdactor || Facing [[Sophocles]] having the [[Sophocle's bifocles]] equipped.
|-
| [[Cyberpsychologist]] || [[Image:zomszomsinthedeep.gif]] || zomszomsinthedeep || Perm all 8 of the skills from bosses in [[Shiloh Sanatarium (zone)|Shiloh Sanatarium sub-zones]]
|-
| [[Eternal Grit]] || [[Image:falsedarkness.gif]] || falsedarkness || ??
|-
| [[Dashing Hat Trick]] || [[Image:hunttheburninator.gif]] || hunttheburninator|| ???
|}
[[Category:Merit Badges|*]]

File:Falsedarkness.gif

2017-08-23T06:02:23Z

Zillow: {{THimage|badges|falsedarkness.gif}}

Merit Badges

2017-08-23T06:01:06Z

Zillow: Eternal Grit: Saw this on Zatade's account

All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]].

{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! '''Badge''' !! '''Image''' !! '''Image name''' !! '''Requirement'''
|-
| [[Heroic Recycler]] || [[Image:Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg]] || reduce-and-reuse-first || [[Talismans (hideout)|Transmogrifying]] 20 times
|-
| [[From Dusk 'Til Dawn]] || [[Image:sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]] || sun-go-up-sun-go-down || Patrol until 6:30 AM
|-
| [[Crystal Collector]] || [[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]] || mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma || Collect 333 [[cosmic crystals]]
|-
| [[Coffee Snob]] || [[Image:Nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]] || nothing-but-kopi-luwak || Drink 72 [[fancy latte]]s
|-
| [[Joltin' Joe Sombrero]] || [[Image:left-and-gone-away.jpg]] || left-and-gone-away || Use 56 [[baseball bat]]s
|-
| [[Pinball Wizard]] || [[Image:getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]] || getafirstlife-dot-com || Level each game in the [[Virtual Reality Gaming Center]] to bracket 10
|-
| [[Delayed Gratification]] || [[Image:twice-as-nice.jpg]] || twice-as-nice || Level up twice in a row without leaving the [[Training Room|Heroes' Guild]]
|-
| || || || "Impossible" Badge
|-
| [[Talk About an Old Timer]] || [[Image:You-alpha-believe-it.jpg]] || you-alpha-believe-it || Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Really Out to Sea]] || [[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]] || think-im-a-banana-tree || Have exactly 51 [[playing card]]s in your inventory
|-
| [[Tremors Are My Friend]] || [[Image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]] || seismic-raspberry || Collect 500 [[T.a.I.L.o.R.|S.U.I.T. points]]
|-
| [[Two Bits Times Two]] || [[Image:golden-oldie.jpg]] || golden-oldie || Reach level 50
|-
| [[Lazy Boy and the Recliner]] || [[Image:i-am-sofa-king.jpg]] || i-am-sofa-king || [[Rest for a turn|Rest]] more than 210 minutes in one day
|-
| [[I Have a Bridge to Sell You]] || [[Image:Think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]] || think-this-badge-is-about-you || Donate for 11 straight days to the [[Starboard Port|Snowflake Leader Board]]
|-
| [[The Badge of the Wicked]] || [[Image:weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]] || wheeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh || Wear [[A_costumed_thug_(droog)|Droog]] costume with [[Moped]]
|-
| [[Brontosaurus Bully‎]] || [[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]] || dinosaur-in-a-haystack || Collect 200 [[red claw]]s and 200 [[red tooth|red teeth]]
|-
| [[Where's the party?]] || [[Image:what-no-cake.gif]] || what-no-cake || Having at least 1200 minutes of [[Mechapinata!!]]
|-
| [[National Lampoons]] || [[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]] || some-town-in-maryland || Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat [[Intermission]] a total of 20 times
|-
| [[Quite the Bulldozer]] || [[Image:Six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]] || six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get || Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the [[Clean Up the Rubble Field|rubble field]] (no longer obtainable)
|-
| || || || Currently Unknown
|-
| [[Month of Mayhem]] || [[Image:Thirty-days-hath-september.gif]] || thirty-days-hath-september || Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time
|-
| [[Skin of the Teeth]] || [[Image:those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]] || those-are-razor-thin-margins || Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end
|-
| [[More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty]] || [[Image:quicker-picker-upper.gif]] || quicker-picker-upper || Have 50 or more [[damage absorption]]
|-
| [[Whirlwind Tour]] || [[Image:around-and-around-it-goes.gif]] || around-and-around-it-goes || Complete a run in ≤ 32hrs.
|-
| [[Emperor's New Badge]] || [[Image:Clear.gif]] || clear || Be [[Invisible Store|invisibly-equipped]]
|-
| [[That Old Trope Again?]] || [[Image:one-man-cannot-summon-the-future.gif]] || one-man-cannot-summon-the-future || Fight [[your evil twin]] 20 times
|-
| [[Grandmaster of Retcon]] || [[Image:you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]] || you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate || Have a full chess set ([[King of Armageddon|king]], [[Queen of the Apocalypse|queen]], 2 [[Knight of Ruin|knights]], 2 [[Bishop of Wreckage|bishops]], 2 [[Rook of the Cataclysm|rooks]], 8 [[Pawn of Destruction|pawns]]) in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]]
|-
| [[Sybil]] || [[Image:i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them.gif]] || i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them || Have each [[Reputation]] at least once in your Retcon history
|-
| [[Rogue Ranch Repeated Redux]] || [[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]] || once-twice-four-times-a-hero || Create a [[Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant]]
|-
| [[This Lousy Badge]] || [[Image:you-omicron-believe-it.gif]] || you-omicron-believe-it || Be a beta tester (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Mettle Gear Solid]] || [[Image:I-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]] || i-always-die-on-the-first-screen || Have a [[Supersolid mettle medal]] equipped
|-
| [[The White Badge]] || [[Image:Elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]] || elephant-in-my-pajamas || Defeat 20 [[evil velour elephant]]s (no longer obtainable)
|-
| [[Evil Moustache]] || [[Image:this-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]] || this-cant-possibly-be-good || Have all [[Static Villains|Static Villains]] and [[Wandering Villains|Wandering Villains]] item drops in your [[The Mementonian Memuseum|Memento Display]].
|-
| [[Give 'em a Hand]] || [[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]] || golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work || Trade in 15 [[the other other hand]]
|-
| [[+1000 Points]] || [[Image:thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw.jpg]] || thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw || ???
|-
| [[Four, Four, Four, Four Heroes in One]] || [[Image:sixtyeightdude.jpg]] || sixtyeightdude || Perm all class [[skills]]
|-
| [[Talismaniac]] || [[Image:horribleblackvoid.gif]] || horribleblackvoid || Complete five [[retcon (manual)|retcons]] with five different non-class [[Talismans (manual)|Talismans]] equipped
|-
| [[Utility Badge]] || [[Image:obviousborgjoke.gif]] || obviousborgjoke.|| Have [[Somber's Fedora]], [[Ever-Dim Halter]], [[Shade's Cargo Pants]], [[Dusk's Baton]], and the [[Futility Belt]] equipped
|-
| [[The Most Interesting Badge in the World]] || [[Image:stayfrostymyfriends.gif]] || stayfrostymyfriends || Complete an heirloom run inheriting [[the most interesting item in the world]] and then start another run
|-
| [[Ionic Science]] || [[Image:likeanionstormonyourweddingday.gif]] || likeanionstormonyourweddingday || Having [[Ionic Bondage]] skill permed and with 10 {{skillPoint}}s invested.
|-
| [[Candy Sovereign]] || [[Image:trickertreatersoldierspy.gif]] || trickertreatersoldierspy || Having the [[Brick Intestine]], [[Hungry like the Wolf Pup]], [[It's Placebo Effective!]], and [[Spitting Lightning]] effects active.
|-
| [[XXIIIrd Time's a Charm]] || [[Image:tisbutxxiiiscratches.jpg]] || tisbutxxiiiscratches || Defeat 23 [[stabbing stagehand]]
|-
| [[Knight of the Old Stuff]] || [[Image:forgeandthefold.gif]] || forgeandthefold|| ???
|-
| [[This Badge is so Meta]] || [[Image:Iheardyoulikebadges.jpg]] || Iheardyoulikebadges|| ???
|-
| [[Cyberpsychologist]] || [[Image:zomszomsinthedeep.gif]] || zomszomsinthedeep || Perm all 8 of the skills from bosses in [[Shiloh Sanatarium (zone)|Shiloh Sanatarium sub-zones]]
|-
| [[Enter Initials]] || [[Image:3,333,360.gif]] || 3,333,360 || Score higher than 90,000 points in a Too Hard retcon
|-
| [[Amateur Vulcanologist]] || [[Image:thewatersfine.gif]] || thewatersfine || ???
|-
| [[The Soul Gazes Back]] || [[Image:thirdactor.gif]] || thirdactor || Facing [[Sophocles]] having the [[Sophocle's bifocles]] equipped.
|-
| [[Eternal Grit]] || [[Image:falsedarkness.gif]] || falsedarkness || ??
|-
| [[Dashing Hat Trick]] || [[Image:hunttheburninator.gif]] || hunttheburninator|| ???
|}
[[Category:Merit Badges|*]]

Greasemonkey

2014-08-02T06:27:40Z

Zillow: Change AA script location

==What Are GM Scripts?==
You can use Greasemonkey scripts in [http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/ Firefox] if you have the [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] add on.

Definition of Greasemonkey: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greasemonkey Wikipedia]
"... Greasemonkey is an add-on to Firefox that allows "scripts" to be run on selected webpages, to alter the way they are displayed."

==Top Pane scripts==
* [http://xtraterrestrial.googlepages.com/restlink.user.js Rest Link] (by Sounos) - Adds "[[Rest]]" after "Somerset".
* [http://xtraterrestrial.googlepages.com/radiationsickbay.user.js Radiation Lab / Sickbay] (by Sounos) - Adds links to Heal HP/PP at the Space Station.

==Side Pane scrips==
* [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/174108 TH HP_PP Status] (by Heather Robinson and fixed by Satan, [http://computertrinkets.googlepages.com/thhp_ppstatus.user.js based on] Chathzzar) - Changes the HP and PP text to a Graphical Status Bar.
* [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/174109 NL's Re-buff Script] (by {{user|NardoLoopa}}) - Recast buffs on your nav pane by clicking on the arrow. HP rebuff only casts MedKit. Make sure to go to the skills page and refresh the nav pane if the arrow is unresponsive. Fixed by Satan to work with TH HP_PP Status.

==Inventory/Items/MD scripts==
*[http://www.nilsbakken.com/pfe/THRecipes.user.js Quick assembly and welding in Twilight Heroes] (by {{user|bamse}}) - Makes it easier to assemble and weld things. (Item lists updated by Delassa 08/18/2010 [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/83941 Here])
*[http://computertrinkets.googlepages.com/th_sellcubeitems.user.js TH_SellCubeItems] (by Chathzzar) - Sells all but 1 for all "Cube Theater" items.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/63698 autobox] (by Heather Robinson) - Adds a button to for getting and equipping [[black box]].
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/103428 auto-use *ouch items] (by Heather Robinson (updated {{user|NardoLoopa}})) - Adds a button for using daily use items.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/28205 THwiki by livercat] (by livercat) - Adds a small "w" to items which links to the wiki page. (Note: breaks [https://monkeyguts.com/code.php?id=324 Twilight Heroes Adventure Script 3.5.1]).
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/84984 popup wiki links] (by Delassa) - Adds a link in item popup descriptions to that items wiki page.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/174231 Quick assembly and welding v2.1] (updated by Delassa then patched by [[User:RKBrumbelow|RKBrumbelow]]) - Updated version that uses the tables on the wiki for the assembly and welding lists.

==Adventuring scripts==
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/173938 TH Easy Keyboard Gaming] (by Patojonas) Expanded version of [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/121849 Zillow's script], places a button above the attack button that will attack with preferred combat item, Q to use it, S for Normal attack, D for spell, A for taming, Z to run away
*[https://monkeyguts.com/code.php?id=324 Twilight Heros Adventure Script 3.5.1] (by Zillow, [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/61617 based on] Heather Robinson,which was [http://www.tobielynn.com/twilight_heros_adventure.user.js based on] ClownHammer) - Auto adventuring script. (Doesn't work well with [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/28205 THwiki])
*[http://www.soulraver.net/running_is_for_wimps.user.js Running is for wimps] (by Satan) - Removes the run away button.

==Spading scripts==
Data from these scripts is displayed in the Journal -> Personal Notes section, using the [[Template:Statrate|statrate]] template in some cases.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/173935 TH General Spading Script] (by Patojonas) - Based on [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/159873 TH Drop Tracking] and [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/159892 TH Exp/Chips Tracking] made by Sena, tracks TH adventures, including Drops, Chips and XP. Updated to be enable ignoring XP/Chips and villains, edit the script to change options.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/159894 TH Eskrima Tracking] (by Sena) - Tracks the different attacks from the [[Eskrima master]] sidekick, in order to find the chances at each level.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/159895 TH Spelunking Tracking] (by Sena) - Tracks the adventures and gems found while [[spelunking]], to find the base chances and the effect of nonseizium gear.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/160318 TH Software Tracking] (by Sena) - Tracks the activation rates of [[GigantoFirm LookOut Calendar]], [[IMyself blog software]], [[Destitute Dick's Penny-Pincher Program]], [[S.U.I.T. Software]], [[Astral Stock Exchange software]], and [[personal copy of the internet]].
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/160320 TH StatGain Tracking] (by Sena) - Tracks the activation rates of [[dumbbell]], [[electronic crossword]], and [[juggling pins]].

==General/Other scripts==
*[http://www.soulraver.net/market_alert.user.js Market alert] (by Satan) - Scans prices on your Mall shop management page, alerts you if any of your prices are higher than market, and highlights those prices in red.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/62333 TH auto enter chat] (by Muhandes) - Automatically enters chat.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/62278 Check all messages] (by Heather Robinson) - Checks all messages for deletion in your inbox.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/60643 Autowedgie] (by Heather Robinson) - Automaticaly sends the desired number of returnable items to the target player.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/94139 Retcon Reminder] (by {{user|ClownHammer}}) - Checks your [[Recyclonizing|Recyclonizer]], [[Digitizing|Digitizer]] and your Computer Lab at Retcon, to stop the most common errors.
==Obsolete/Not Working/Lost==
*[http://xtraterrestrial.googlepages.com/THoutfits.user.js TH Outfit Manager] (by Sounos) - Adds the ability to create outfits and switch between them.''(obsolete, now an in game feature)''
*[http://xtraterrestrial.googlepages.com/LevelBar.user.js Level Progress] (by Sounos) - Adds an XP bar (to level 31).
*[http://computertrinkets.googlepages.com/th_xpstatus.user.js TH_XP Status] (by Chathzzar) - Changes the XP text to a Graphical Status Bar (to Level 150).
*[http://xtraterrestrial.googlepages.com/stationarycombat2.user.js Stationary Combat Buttons v2] (by Sounos) - Adds stationary action buttons (attack, skill, item, run, next).
*[http://userstyles.org/styles/4699 Twilight Heroes - Label Mods] (by Amanda Kerik) - Puts a (Mod) before the names of the mods.
*[http://www.greatersphere.com/zel/thcasinobouncer.user.js Casino Bouncer] (by Zelandoni) - No longer available.
*[http://computertrinkets.googlepages.com/TH_ContinuousAttack.user.js TH_ContinuousAttack] (by Chathzzar) - Auto-adventuring with a counter.
*[http://computertrinkets.googlepages.com/TH_ChoiceSelectionSaver.user.js TH_ChoiceSelectionSaver] (by Chathzzar) - Saves choices of non-combat adventures.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/63132 MD fix] (by Heather Robinson) - Moves the Memento Display form to the top of the page.
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/63235 MD link] (by Heather Robinson, [http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/62370 based on] Muhandes) - Adds a link to the [[Memento Display]].
*[http://questionario.meyweb.de/TH/th_xp_status.user.js TH_XP Status v2] (by Questionário, [http://computertrinkets.googlepages.com/th_xpstatus.user.js based on] Chathzzar) - Changes the XP text to a Graphical Status Bar (to Level 1000).not up to date
*[http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/85000 Quick assembly and welding v2] (updated by Delassa) - Updated version that uses the tables on the wiki for the assembly and welding lists. (probably broken by wiki software update)
*[http://www.soulraver.net/store_price.user.js Store price] (by Satan) - Calculates the total cost of your store inventory, if every item in your store was purchased, and displays it on the page. Additionally, if you view another players shop, it can calculate and display their store cost as well. Also can calculate your store profits from the sales page.
*[http://www.nilsbakken.com/pfe/THColors.user.js TH Color changer] (by {{user|bamse}}) - Change background colors with a drop-down menu. (currenlty only works on the bottom panel)

==Other Links==
*[http://forums.twilightheroes.com/viewtopic.php?t=876 Greasemonkey TH Forums topic]
*[http://userscripts.org/users/110369/scripts Heather Robinson's TH Greasemonkey UserScripts page]
[[Category:Guides]]

Updates Archive

2014-04-06T19:35:35Z

Zillow: Apr 6

'''Back to [[Main_Page|main page]]''' 

'''04-06-14''' Some April bug fixes are up on the [http://www.metroplexitygames.com/?p=1204 blog]. 
'''04-01-14''' Happy [[April Fool's Day|Shimmering Chaos Day]]! 
'''04-01-14''' [[Floyd's dark prism|Split the darkness]] with a little help from Floyd and [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''03-31-14''' Are you ready for some [[Frank's Ballpark|baseball]]? 
'''03-30-14''' Sorry for the outage. We're back up with some new hardware. 
'''03-25-14''' Unlock your [[wonderbat|start]][[cruelty-free whip|ing]] [[high-tech slingshot|wea]][[wizard's staff|pons']] hidden potential. 
'''03-09-14''' Remember that Twilight, for all its lawlessness, obeys Daylight Saving Time. 
'''03-01-14''' Reap the rewards of [[Superagency and You|reckless self-promotion]] at [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''02-15-14''' Beware the [[Ides of February]]. 
'''02-14-14''' Happy [[Villaintine's Day]]! 
'''02-10-14''' February fixes are up on [http://www.metroplexitygames.com/?p=1194 the devblog]. 
'''02-06-14''' Just because it refuses to stop [[snow day|snowing]] doesn't mean you can let down your guard. 
'''02-01-14''' [[The Wok of Stars]] is entering the [[Jug of Aquarius]]. Or maybe the other way around. 
'''01-08-14''' Made some tweaks to the Galleria [[Trouble in the Galleria|quest]] to reduce randomness and allow for a few different strategies. 
'''01-01-14''' January rings in the new year and [[overwhelmingly cool duster|a new item]] in [[the Wok of Stars]]. 
'''01-01-14''' Why does it always [[snow day|snow]] when you already have the day off? 

* [[Updates Archive 2013]]
* [[Updates Archive 2012]]
* [[Updates Archive 2011]]
* [[Updates Archive 2010]]
* [[Updates Archive 2009]]
* [[Updates Archive 2008]]
* [[Updates Archive 2007]]

[[Category:News]]

Template:GameUpdates

2014-04-06T19:34:36Z

Zillow: Apr 6

'''April 6''' Some April bug fixes are up on the [http://www.metroplexitygames.com/?p=1204 blog].

'''April 1''' Happy [[April Fool's Day|Shimmering Chaos Day]]!

'''April 1''' [[Floyd's dark prism|Split the darkness]] with a little help from Floyd and [[the Wok of Stars]].

'''March 31''' Are you ready for some [[Frank's Ballpark|baseball]]?

'''March 30''' Sorry for the outage. We're back up with some new hardware.

<noinclude>[[Category:News|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Uncommon fool

2014-04-01T20:28:38Z

Zillow: bug buddy

{{combatencounter
|indef=an
|pronoun=he
|name=uncommon fool
|desc=They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently.
|image=uncommonfool.gif
|hit1=Your opponent attacks ... With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away.
|hit2=He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion.
|hit3=
|effect=
|miss1=With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory!
|miss2=
|miss3=
|chips=
|xp=
|item1=celestial snarl
|image1=celestialsnarl.gif
|drop1=
|item2=broomstick
|image2=horse.jpg
|drop2=
|item3=pure pyrite
|image3=purepyrite.gif
|drop3=
|item4=springtime fresh puppet
|image4=springtimefreshpuppet.gif
|drop4=
|item5=Bug Buddy
|image5=bugbuddy.gif
|drop5=
|item6=
|image6=
|drop6=
|postfight=
|newres=

|loc1=April Fool's Day

}}

Golden nail

2013-11-26T16:01:38Z

Zillow:

{{item
|descid=63853868
|itemid=2036
|name=golden nail
|plural=golden nails
|image=goldennail.gif
|desc=Strapping this on one of your fingers will make you the envy of villains looking for names and people looking for a way to scratch their back. Just think, you could be the Golden Claw or Dr. Golden Claw or ''pffffft'' Goldfinger.

Sorry, that last one's too ridiculous. No villain would ever call themselves that.

{{donation|Rewarded for exceptional craftiness}}
|type=gloves
|power=1
|nosell=yes
|ench={{modifier|hp|+10}}
{{modifier|pp|+10}}

|obtain=Given by [[User:Kinak|Kinak]] as a reward during player [[:category:Contest_Related|contests]].

*The winners of the March 2013 crafting contest received one with the following message: 
Please also accept this other token of your awesomeness.

Congratulations!

Cheers! 
Kinak

Included item: golden nail (quantity 1)[[image:goldennail.gif]]

*The winners of November 2013 wordsmithing contest who received it had the following message: 
You know what they say about when all you have is a silver hammer.

Congratulations!

Cheers! 
Kinak

Included item: golden nail (quantity 1)[[image:goldennail.gif]]

}}[[Category:Color]][[Category:Contest Related]]
==Notes==
* Reward for having 2 or more entries picked in the contests.
* A [[silver hammer]] was also given to the winners.

==References==
* The description of this item alludes to the movie [[wikipedia:Goldfinger (film)|Goldfinger]] from the James Bond series.

User:Zillow

2013-11-22T21:35:41Z

Zillow:

Character Information for Zillow (#1531)

Class: Always a [[Psion]] at heart [[image:Psion.gif]]

Current level: 1 - 11

===Merit Badges:===
Current: 
[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]]
[[image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]]
[[Image:nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]]
[[Image:left-and-gone-away.jpg]] 
[[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]]
[[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]
[[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]]
[[image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]] 
[[Image:Golden-oldie.jpg]]
[[Image:i-am-sofa-king.jpg]]
[[Image:think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]]
[[Image:weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]] 
[[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]]
[[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]]
[[Image:six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]]
[[Image:thirty-days-hath-september.gif]] 
[[Image:those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]]
[[Image:quicker-picker-upper.gif]]
[[Image:you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]]
[[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]] 
[[Image:you-omicron-believe-it.gif]]
[[Image:i-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]]
[[Image:elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]]
[[Image:this-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]] 
[[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]]
[[Image:sixtyeightdude.jpg]]
[[Image:stayfrostymyfriends.gif]]
[[Image:likeanionstormonyourweddingday.gif]] 
[[Image:trickertreatersoldierspy.gif]]
 
Want: 
[[Image:You-alpha-believe-it.jpg]]

==Hero's Journal==
*You have made friends with Susan Novak, a scientist at the [[Susan Novak|university]]. You can find her there if you have science-related questions.
'''Personal Rankings for Stats'''
*Strength: '''10'''
*Intellect: '''10'''
*Reflexes: '''12'''
*Base HP: '''112'''
*Base PP: '''10'''
*XP: '''12'''
**Computed nightly. Compared to all players who have logged in during the past 60 days.
'''Virtual Reality Gaming Center Status'''
*Flight Simulator rating: '''457'''
*Empire Building rating: '''252'''
*Virtual Sports rating: '''252'''
'''Sector 7-Gamma'''
*You have '''defeated 615 robots''' in Sector 7-Gamma
'''Space Donations'''
*You have '''donated 222,000 chips''' to Susan Novak's [[Top Sponsors Full|space project]]
'''Trick or Treat'''
*You had a mob of 23 trick-or-treaters this year.
'''S.U.I.T. Software Contributions'''
*S.U.I.T. Points earned for data processing: '''1,617'''
'''Astral Stock Exchange Earnings'''
*ASX chips earned: '''68,440'''
'''Cave Invaders'''
*You '''cleared 28,424 pounds''' of rock from the collapsed mine
*You '''defeated 1,625 creatures''' inside Sunset Strip Mine 
'''Hyde Park Foes'''
*You '''defeated 3,702 frusion creatures''' in Hyde Park
'''Ursula's Evil Toys'''
*You have '''defeated 912 of Ursula's evil toys'''
 

==Contributions to Twilight Heroes==
*[[Charmed Slots]]
*[[Smoky pack]]
*Initial design of the [[NCI_Live_building|level 11 maze]]
*Many bugs found, receiver of a [[crib sheet]]

==After Ryme's Typo On Jan. 28==
Zillow

Chips: 646,255,000
Time: 2:30:05 AM
Bedtime: 2:33 AM
(~0 turns left)

Crib sheet

2013-11-22T21:34:51Z

Zillow: the a = that a

{{item
|descid=4793949
|itemid=187
|name=crib sheet
|plural=crib sheets
|image=crib-sheet.gif
|desc=The crib sheet is a tried-and-true cheating mechanism for ne'er-do-wells of all types. Though "cheating" in some cases might count as hacking or exploiting a system, or perhaps simply taking advantage of a poorly designed set of rules.

Possession of this sheet should not necessarily be taken as a sign of untrustworthiness or low morals. You might want to think twice before inviting the sheet's owner over to play a game, though.

As for ''how'' someone can garner an unfair advantage using a blanket from a baby's bed, well that's anyone's guess.
|type=Accessories
|nosell=yes
|notrade=yes
|obtain=Given to players who find major, potentially game-breaking bugs.
|ench={{modifier|strength|+10}}
{{modifier|intellect|+10}}
{{modifier|reflexes|+10}}}}
==Receivers==
* {{user|Cristiona}} for finding an infinite turn bug.
* {{user|Malk-a-mite}} for figuring out how to use PP and HP restores in the middle of combats.
* {{user|Whuknose}} and {{user|Satan}} for finding and correctly identifying a problem with the way the gambling in the casino worked.
* {{user|Olaf}} two of them, for multiple bugs, notably negative casino bets, running software on a mallet, and fighting the same enemy multiple times in the same turn. Only player to have more than one.
* {{user|Valera}} for finding a bug that enabled a person to use a skill they didn't have.
* {{user|Zillow}} for finding an item creation bug involving the MD shelving system.
* {{user|whopurehead6}} for finding an infinite chip and item dupe bug involving trades.

==References==
A crib sheet is slang for a piece of paper that a student smuggles in to an exam with notes written on it to help. It could be as blatant as a list of answers if the student has somehow managed to get hold of that list.
[[Category:Color]]

User:Zillow

2013-11-22T21:33:19Z

Zillow: meh

Character Information for Zillow (#1531)

Class: Always a [[Psion]] at heart [[image:Psion.gif]]

Current level: 1 - 11

===Merit Badges:===
Current: 
[[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]]
[[image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]]
[[Image:nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]]
[[Image:left-and-gone-away.jpg]] 
[[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]]
[[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]]
[[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]]
[[image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]] 
[[Image:Golden-oldie.jpg]]
[[Image:i-am-sofa-king.jpg]]
[[Image:think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]]
[[Image:weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]] 
[[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]]
[[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]]
[[Image:six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]]
[[Image:thirty-days-hath-september.gif]] 
[[Image:those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]]
[[Image:quicker-picker-upper.gif]]
[[Image:you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]]
[[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]] 
[[Image:you-omicron-believe-it.gif]]
[[Image:i-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]]
[[Image:elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]]
[[Image:this-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]] 
[[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]]
[[Image:sixtyeightdude.jpg]]
[[Image:stayfrostymyfriends.gif]]
[[Image:likeanionstormonyourweddingday.gif]] 
[[Image:trickertreatersoldierspy.gif]]
 
Want: 
[[Image:You-alpha-believe-it.jpg]]

==Hero's Journal==
*You have made friends with Susan Novak, a scientist at the [[Susan Novak|university]]. You can find her there if you have science-related questions.
'''Personal Rankings for Stats'''
*Strength: '''10'''
*Intellect: '''10'''
*Reflexes: '''12'''
*Base HP: '''112'''
*Base PP: '''10'''
*XP: '''12'''
**Computed nightly. Compared to all players who have logged in during the past 60 days.
'''Virtual Reality Gaming Center Status'''
*Flight Simulator rating: '''457'''
*Empire Building rating: '''252'''
*Virtual Sports rating: '''252'''
'''Sector 7-Gamma'''
*You have '''defeated 615 robots''' in Sector 7-Gamma
'''Space Donations'''
*You have '''donated 222,000 chips''' to Susan Novak's [[Top Sponsors Full|space project]]
'''Trick or Treat'''
*You had a mob of 23 trick-or-treaters this year.
'''S.U.I.T. Software Contributions'''
*S.U.I.T. Points earned for data processing: '''1,617'''
'''Astral Stock Exchange Earnings'''
*ASX chips earned: '''68,440'''
'''Cave Invaders'''
*You '''cleared 28,424 pounds''' of rock from the collapsed mine
*You '''defeated 1,625 creatures''' inside Sunset Strip Mine 
'''Hyde Park Foes'''
*You '''defeated 3,702 frusion creatures''' in Hyde Park
'''Ursula's Evil Toys'''
*You have '''defeated 912 of Ursula's evil toys'''
 

==Contributions to Twilight Heroes==
*[[Charmed Slots]]
*[[Smoky pack]]
*Initial design of the [[NCI_Live_building|level 11 maze]]
*Many bugs found

==After Ryme's Typo On Jan. 28==
Zillow

Chips: 646,255,000
Time: 2:30:05 AM
Bedtime: 2:33 AM
(~0 turns left)

Talk:Ionic Science

2013-11-05T16:01:16Z

Zillow:

From the name of the badge, I'm guessing you'd have to perm all four Nostronomian textbook skills? [[User:Sanjuro|Sanjuro]] ([[User talk:Sanjuro|talk]]) 22:46, 4 November 2013 (PST)
:Having 1000+ minutes of [[With Chance of Ions]] and equipping all bionic gear didn't help. One of my alts is perming them, will let you know if that's it if no one reports on it sooner. [[User:Patojonas|Patojonas]] 05:07, 5 November 2013 (PST)
::Definitely not gotten from perming all Ion skills, otherwise I would have gotten it a month ago. [[User:Zillow|Zillow]]

The Most Interesting Badge in the World

2013-10-13T17:56:14Z

Zillow: Created page with "{{Merit_Badge |desc=You don't always get merit badges, but when you do, they have the best pop culture references on them. You get a merit badge: '''The Most Interesting Badg..."

{{Merit_Badge
|desc=You don't always get merit badges, but when you do, they have the best pop culture references on them.

You get a merit badge: '''The Most Interesting Badge in the World'''
|image=stayfrostymyfriends.gif
|reqs=}}

Grumpy old smuggler

2013-10-05T22:49:44Z

Zillow: Message changed

{{Sidekick/companion
|name=Grumpy old smuggler
|id=10
|desc=Assuming you're willing to put up with some distracting stories about events that occurred long ago and far, far away, this smuggler's instincts are still good for helping you find and keep valuable loot.

Level cap: 20
|source=highly implausible script
|fulltime=yes
|image=gosmuggler.gif
|ability=Item find + stops opponent attacks
|msg=''During combat:''

* <name> jumps into a long, rambling story that starts, "Boy, I tell ya, the time I did the Kessel run, back when it was in yards, before they went metric, I must have done the whole run in ... what was it, ten, eleven of them? I dunno, but it was harder then. Uphill, both ways, in the middle of January, so you know there was snow. When I finished, my big toe on my right foot had frozen right up. My friend Chewie--his name was Charles but he liked the chewin' tobacco so we called him Chewie--hairy fella he was--stepped on my toe and broke it right off! ..." Both your and your opponent wait for your sidekick to finish.

* <name> continues a lengthy story, saying, "... the toe grew back in the summer of dickety-eight, though, when I accidentally drank some Miracle Gro that I thought was a stash of Tatooine moonshine. Tatooine coming from the pictures of the tattoos that my friend Chewie put on his bottles to make them respectable looking so he could sell them at the market in Mos Eisley. That's a little town in Kentucky, you know. Used to be called Mount Vernon until the cologne wars ..."

* <name> continues with one big monologue, saying "So one time at smuggler camp, me and my buddy Luke--his parents were very religious, you know, brothers named Mark and John--well, we went out to see the Jabba hut, which was this squat, wide mud hut a few miles away made by an older camper named Greg Jabba--I think he was Middle Eastern, but I never got around to asking him, came from someplace with a desert. That's why he made the hut, slimy place it was, filled with frogs and slimy critters and rancor--rancor because we didn't really like smuggler camp, you see ... "

* <name> interrupts the fight to discuss an important topic: "Lemme tell ya, if you do anything at all, stay away from those carbon nanofibers they're always talking about. I got myself encased in a bunch of them once--well, see, first I made a case with carbon nanofiber, but then my pal Landy, see, he lost the key and closed the case--it was a really big case, like walk-in size--so it shut on me, and I was trapped for days. Thankfully Landy could hear me shouting, and fed me thin-sliced deli meat through the bottom of the door to me until we could cut through. Obviously it was a slow process, because those microfibers are pretty strong, and lasers weren't so good in those days ..."

* <name> knows that it's your opponent's turn to go, but <name> attacks first. Yes, your sidekick attacks first! I know, it's completely out of character for a hero, but grumpy old smugglers are above the rules. You'd feel bad, but the attack is pretty ineffective, so no harm done, right?

''Sometimes, after a critical hit:''

* You grin and let out a little whoop of excitement. <name> eyes you and says, "Great, kid. Don't get cocky."

''At the end of combat:''

* <name> helps you scrounge for items. You express your profuse gratitude and appreciation for the help, but a cocky "I know" is all the answer you get.

* <name> looks for items to smuggle into the secret cargo hold. You convince your sidekick that the secret cargo hold is in your backpack.

* <name> picks up some items and scrutinizes them for value, but then says "I've got a bad feeling about this." Presuming he found anything, he hands it right over.
}}
==Notes==
* Block rate is about {{statrate|685|141}}.
* Item drop rate is increased by 2.5*Level %, up to the cap.

==References==
* The entire sidekick is a reference to {{Wikipedia|Han Solo}} and {{Wikipedia|Star Wars}}.
:* {{Wikipedia|Chewie}} (the hairy fella), [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke]], [[Wikipedia:Jabba the Hutt|Jabba]] and {{Wikipedia|Lando Calrissian}} (Landy) are all Star Wars characters.
:* {{Wikipedia|Mos Eisley}} is a city on planet {{wikipedia|Tatooine}}.
:* In [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|New Hope]] Han Solo brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run (a space pathway) in "less than twelve parsecs".
:* "The cologne wars" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Clone Wars (Star Wars)|Clone Wars]].
:* "rancor" refers to {{Wikipedia|Rancor}}, a monster from {{Wikipedia|Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi}}.
:* "Yes, your sidekick attacks first!" is a reference to the {{Wikipedia|Han shot first}} controversy.
:* "Great, kid. Don't get cocky" and "I've got a bad feeling about this" are direct Han Solo quotes.
:* A cocky "I know" was Han's response when {{wikipedia|Princess Leia Organa|Princess Leia}} told him " I love you" near the end of ''{{wikipedia|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back}}''.
* The "dickety" comes from a rambling story told by Grampa Simpson in ''{{wikipedia|The Simpsons}}''.
[[Category:Item Drops]][[Category:Block Foe Attacks]]

There's a Blog.Org for This

2013-09-23T04:43:15Z

Zillow: Another word

{{encounter
|image=progress-bar.jpg
|desc=When all else fails ... uh, you can, too?

After you punch the orange F with a virtual hand, a progress bar appears along with the words "Debugger loading." A blue line slowly begins filling a white box, while a timer underneath estimates that it will take 999,999,999 minutes. But in no more than the time it takes for you to roll your eyes it jumps to 99% complete, and the estimate jumps down to 2 seconds. Naturally, it takes a full minute for those "two seconds" to pass. Then the bar kicks into motion ... sliding ''backwards'' of all things. Eventually it does kick forward again, shooting to the end and then beyond the bounds of the white box, zipping somewhere far off screen.

Moments later the whole mess is replaced by the image of some sort of futuristic pub--half Mos Eisley cantina and half Quark's, with a burble of wandering puppets and Ferengi in the background. Gee, wonder where the programmers got their inspiration? A vaguely familiar human bartender leans up against the counter and addresses you. "Welcome to The Progress Bar. Looks like you could use a nice tall glass of debugging. What's your order?"

Confusing. The bartender looks at you expectantly. Apparently he's a quirky metaphor for the computer interface, and you're supposed to tell him what you want to do. Knowing the programmers, it probably only recognizes one word commands.

{{button|Ask for help}}
|loc1=Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)
}}
==Notes==
* Occurs when you choose "Fail" on [[Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)]]
* The result depends on the word entered.
* The result is case-insensitive, and presented below in lowercase.
* Anything after a space is ignored.
* The result always starts with a heading which is the word selected, with one exception: selecting "20" results in the heading "Bufferoverflow".

===Fight===
Making one of these choices results in a fight:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| bat, bin, exe, load, run, zip || ''Fight [[data police]] or [[General Protection Fault]] or [[Green Horseshoe of Death]]''.
|-
| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm || You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug. ''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''
|-
| connect, dial, ftp, http, link, net, phone, port, slashdot, spider, telnet, twitter, web, www || You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion. ''Fight [[drat cat]] or [[no carrier]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''
|-
| open || ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''
|-

|}

===XP===

* Making one of these choices results in a special text, followed by:

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
* '''X''' is between 8*Level and 11*Level, capped at 300.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| ?, help, hint, man || <code>I'm sorry, but I can't help you. Contact your system administrator. If you are the system administrator, sorry.</code>
|-
| 20, buffer, overflow || <code>Your FLP overflows into your KBUF.</code>

There's nothing like a computer error written in the present tense to make even the most incomprehensible message that much more confounding.
|-
| badge || <code>We don't need no stinkin' -- ah, fuhgeddaboudit.</code>
|-
| beer || <code>You're going to have to go on a murderous rampage before I can give you one of those, and you don't look like the sort to go on a murderous rampage.</code>
|-
| break, cancel, exit, kill, quit, stop || <code>Cancel failed. An unrecoverable error has occurred. Cancel? Okay/Cancel</code>

You look closely at those buttons. Do you want to cancel the cancel in order to continue, or okay the cancel to stop? Or are you canceling the first cancel, in which case okay continues, where canceling the canceled cancel really does cancel it? Argh!

You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.
|-
| clock, cron, sync, time || <code>At the beep, the time will be precis—''beep!''</code>

That's some pretty bad timing, that is.
|-
| del, delete, deltree, format, remove, rm || <code>Cannot delete file. There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.</code>

Classic.

''or''

You get a message that says: <code>Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]</code>

Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap.
|-
| display, heap, stack, try || <code>Not enough memory to display this dialog.</code>

Somehow you get the feeling the computer may be lying to you.

''or''

<code>Heap overruns stack, retry with more core.</code>

What is this, rock, paper, scissors?
|-
| drink || <code>That's pretty vague, you know. Why don't you come back when you've got something more specific in mind?</code>
|-
| easteregg || <code>Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!</code>
|-
| error, grep, log, more, sort ||<code>Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.</code>

Well okay then.

''or''

<code>Error #(<Random 6 digits>): There is no message for this error.</code>

Well okay then.
|-
| fail|| <code>Press any key to accept your abject failure.</code>

You press that key, and take what's coming your way.
|-
| finger ||<code>Freddy, is that you?</code>

You can't say you were expecting that response.
|-
| gin, rum || <code>Sorry, but the cards subroutine is broken. How about a nice drink instead?</code>
|-
| minesweeper, solitaire || <code>Games directory: access denied. Subroutine blocked. Reason: all play makes Jack a poor coder.</code>

Seems a shame they shut you out, too, since you're the one paying to play the game.
|-
| nslookup || <code>You look up, up, waaay up. There's a tower. And at the top you see the ns--er, that's naughty sorceress. She's waiting for you. She is your destiny.</code>

Huh?
|-
| nudge, tilt, push, shove || <code>TILT</code>

Guess the game machine has sensors to keep you from shoving it around too much. Weird.
|-
| nuts, peanuts, popcorn || <code>The bartender sets out a bowl of [<word>]. You try to eat some, but the software functionality apparently doesn't support eating. Your real-life self bites your tongue trying to force the VM to recognize chewing motions.</code>
|-
| pebcak, user || <code>PEBCAK error. Get a new user.</code>

Harsh, man. Harsh.
|-
| pop || <code>Pop? What's that? Don't you mean "soda"?</code>
|-
| mem, memory, ram || <code>Error: Not Enough!</code>

After that, there's an OK button. Since there isn't any other option, you figure it must be okay.

''or''

<code>The instruction at 0xf[<code1>] referenced memory at 0xf[<code2>]. The memory could not be "read."</code>

Hrmph. Perhaps it could be "read" if someone would get off their "ass" and "fix" this darn program!
|-
| shot || The bartender looks at you for a moment quizically{{typo}}. Then he shrugs, pulls out a shotgun from behind the bar, and blasts you back into the real world.
|-
| sleep || <code>Zzzzz</code>

Yeah, yeah. Figures.
|-
| soda || <code>Soda? What's that? Don't you mean "pop"?</code>
|-
| ssh || <code>Quiet, you!</code>
|-
| sudo || <code>Okay, here's your sandwich.</code>

Nice! Shame it's a digital one.
|-
| water || The bartender just stares at you for a moment. <code> "Water you talking about?"</code> he finally says.
|-
| whiskey || <code>Sorry, got no whiskey. This here is a whisky joint.</code>
|-
| xyzzy || <code>This ain't Adventure, kid.</code>

|-
| ''Anything Else'' || The computer just asks <code>Sorry?</code> and sits there until you give up.

''or''

The computer just asks <code>What?</code> and sits there until you give up.

''or''

The computer just asks <code>How?</code> and sits there until you give up.
|}

===Effect===
Making any of these choices gives 65 minutes of an effect:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| a, a:, any, anykey, eject, floppy, read || <code>Non-system disk or disk error</code>

<code>Replace and strike any key when ready</code>

Well, you'd replace the any key, but you can't even find it. There's no way you'll be able to strike it if you can't complete those first steps. Oh, wait, there's a floppy disk in the drive. Of course. You pull out the floppy, at which point the whole system crashes, and you climb out.

{{getEffectC|Floppy|65}}
|-
| attrib,chmod, chown, quota || You're a bit shocked at the reply: <code>You don't exist. Go away.</code>

You take the advice, briefly wondering if failure to follow would result in being taunted a second time.

{{getEffectC|Access Denied|65}}
|-
| battery, charge, power, recharge || <code>Battery low. Proceeding to batter user.</code>

The battering turns out to be fairly mild, more like a tingle. It recharges you until your power is at the highest point.

{{getEffectC|Power Point|65}}
|-
| bool, boolean, date, decimal, false, int, true || <code>Invalid variable type.</code>

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

{{getEffectC|Boolean|65}}
|-
| boot, reboot, restart || <code>Cannot reboot, because a restart command has already been issued. Please wait for the restart to complete before you reboot.</code>

Man, that doesn't look good.

{{getEffectC|Rebooting|65}}
|-
| c, c:, dir, drive, home, ls, list || <code>Drive path not found. Check instructions in your home folder for repair options.</code>

If you can't find the drive path, how are you supposed to get to your home directory? (Presumably there's some trick involving having your pudding when you don't eat your meat.)

{{getEffectC|Got Drive?|65}}
|-
| calc, calculator, math, money, spreadsheet || <code>#REF! Formula Error. Invalid calculation range.</code>

You spend something like five minutes trying to figure out that one of the cells in the spreadsheet is pointing one more row to the right than it should be. After that discovery, you're feeling pretty alert and effective.

{{getEffectC|Excelling|65}}
|-
| cd, d, d: || <code>The operating system has found an unknown device and is installing a driver for it.</code>

Halfway through it asks you to insert a CD with the proper driver for the unknown device. You try CD after CD, but none of them seem to work. Eventually you can't even say CD or read the word CD without it seeming strange and imaginary. See-D? C-dee? Sea dea?

{{getEffectC|Seedy|65}}
|-
| chkdsk, disk, raid, scsi || <code>Raid failed. Error: Preemptive Schulz initilization of Leeroy Jenkins module.</code>

To top that off, a ray of energy shoots out of the digitized darkness and blasts you. Again and again and again. And once more makes five.

{{getEffectC|Rayed 5|65}}
|-
| compile, compute, computer, emacs, vi ||<code>Error, does not compute. Compile failed.</code>

Must be some bad code in there somewhere. It'd take an all-nighter to fix it.

{{getEffectC|Code Red|65}}
|-
| copy, cp, import, mv, scan || <code>Replication with a nonconfigured party not allowed. Copy failed.</code>

Frustratingly, you can see the copy file sitting there in the window, but it won't let you save or do anything but quit. Shame.

{{getEffectC|Digit-eyes-ed|65}}

|-
| ddos, dos, server || <code>Initiating DOS ... error, Denial of Service service denied. Reason: don't be evil.</code>

Well, that computer sure showed you.

{{getEffectC|Served|65}}

|-
| distro, linux, redhat, unix || <code>Configuration error. Update failed. Critical files missing from /etc/bin/.</code>

Lovely.

{{getEffectC|Distroed|65}}
|-
| download, file, save, upload || <code>Secret file download complete. Files downloaded on the down-low. Stored in top secret location.</code>

Great. You have no idea where the top secret location is.

{{getEffectC|DownLowDed|65}}
|-
| dvi, plug, ps/2, vga, usb ||<code>Connector error. UBS port offline. Try a VCU reroute?</code>

UBS? You've never heard of that one. Nor VCU, for that matter.

{{getEffectC|Acronym Fever|65}}
|-
| echo, ip, nic, ping, tcp, tracert || <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>

Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.

{{getEffectC|Pinging|65}}
|-
| key, keyboard, output, print, printer, type || <code>Not a typewriter.</code>
Well, you never!

''or''

<code>Keyboard not present. Press F1 to continue.</code>

Keyboard? You didn't even know this thing had a keyboard. And how are you going to press F1 if it doesn't exist? You think for a moment and then say, "Eff One." Apparently vocal commands work just fine.

{{getEffectC|Keyed Up|65}}
|-
| megahertz, processor || <code>If an undetectable error occurs, the processor continues as if no error had occurred.</code>

Ouch. Talk about making your brain hurt.

{{getEffectC|Mega Hurts|65}}
|-
| offline, report || <code>PC Load Letter</code>

Huh? PC Load Letter? What does that even mean?

Clearly the printer is offline again. This makes you furious, and it takes several long minutes of concentration and steady breathing to once again get yourself properly grounded.

{{getEffectC|Offline|65}}
|-
| spell, word ||<code>you mispeled a keywurd</code>

You spend a little time with the dictionary, increasing your vocabulary.

{{getEffectC|Word!|65}}
|-
| start || Oddly enough, you try start, but that leads you to a choice between logging off, shutting down, and rebooting. Who knew?

You punch out of the dialogue, hoping the irony doesn't extend to the escape key putting you in jail or something. What kind of crazy software is this, anyway?

{{getEffectC|Soft Wear|65}}
|}

===Special===
Making any of these choices has a special effect:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| clean, clear, defrag, degauss, frag, reset, wipe || A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slightly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say '<word>'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

{{obtain|degausser|degausser.gif}}
|-
| float || ''If you have [[Boot Rear brand root beer]] in your inventory:''

<code>Verifying ... root beer found. Converting to float.</code>

The machine grabs a can of your root beer before you can object, and converts it into a root beer float. Nifty! But it makes you wonder what variable type the original root beer must have been.

{{obtain|root beer float|stein-potion.gif}}

''If you don't:''

<code>Invalid variable type.</code>

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

{{getEffectC|Boolean|65}}
|}
==References==
* The image and description refer to {{wikipedia|progress bar}}.
* The {{wikipedia|Mos Eisley Cantina}} is a fictional bar in the Star Wars universe.
* {{Wikipedia|Quark (Star Trek)|Quark}} is a {{wikipedia|Ferengi}} bar owner on Deep Space Nine.
* The text on "defrag" refers to the defragmenter {{wikipedia|diskeeper}}. The man refers to "The Gatekeeper" and "The Keymaster" from the movie {{wikipedia|Ghostbusters}}.
* The result for "badge" refers to a famous quote from ''{{wikipedia|The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (film)|The Treasure of the Sierra Madre}}''. "I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" This line is often rendered as "We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
* The result for "beer" refers to the "{{wikipedia|Treehouse of Horror V}}" episode of ''{{wikipedia|The Simpsons}}''. In "The Shinning" sketch (a parody of ''{{wikipedia|The Shining (film)|The Shining}}''), Moe refuses to serve any beer until Homer goes on a murderous rampage.
* The result for "finger" refers to the movie ''{{wikipedia|Freddy Got Fingered}}''.
* "ssh" refers to unix {{wikipedia|Secure Shell}}.
* The result for "minesweeper" or "solitaire" refer to the proverb "{{wikipedia|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}."
* {{wikipedia|chkdsk}} is the DOS file system integrity check program, supposedly in this case done on a {{wikipedia|RAID 5}} disk array. The response relates to a gaming {{wikipedia|Raid (gaming)|raid}}. It mentions Ben Schultz's {{wikipedia|Leeroy Jenkins}}, a famous raid failure.
* The message resulting from the sudo command references an {{wikipedia|xkcd}} [http://xkcd.com/149/ comic] about the unix command {{wikipedia|sudo}}.
* The message for "Got Drive?" refers to the song "{{wikipedia|Another Brick in the Wall}} (Part 2)", specifically the line "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!"
* The result for "spreadsheet" refers to {{wikipedia|Microsoft Excel}}, a spreadsheet program by Microsoft.
:* The result for "power" refers to {{wikipedia|Microsoft PowerPoint}}, another Microsoft program.
:* Taking these into account, "word" probably refers to {{wikipedia|Microsoft Word}}.
* {{wikipedia|xyzzy}} is a magic word from the Colossal Cave Adventure computer game.
* The text for Access Denied is a quote from the movie {{wikipedia|Monty Python and the Holy Grail}} where a French soldier tells Sir Galahad "go away or I shall taunt you a second time".
* {{wikipedia|ping}} is a utility that uses echo requests to determine network connectivity.
* The text for "start" refers to the Microsoft Windows operating systems {{wikipedia|Start menu}} which leads to the mentioned choices.
* {{wikipedia|Integer (computer science)|int}}, {{wikipedia|Single precision floating-point format|float}} and {{wikipedia|Boolean data type|boolean}} are the names of data-types used in several computer languages.
* {{wikipedia|PEBCAK}} is an acronym for "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair".
* "Keyboard not present. Press F1 to continue." is an actual {{wikipedia|BIOS}} error.
* The "DOS" under the [[Served]] effect refers to {{wikipedia|Denial-of-service attack}}, or DoS, using the same initials as {{Wikipedia|Disk Operating System}}, or DOS.
* "{{wikipedia|Don't be evil}}" is an informal corporate motto of Google.
* {{wikipedia|PC LOAD LETTER}} is a well known technology meme, a reference to a confusing or inappropriate error message.
* {{wikipedia|Not a typewriter}} is an error code found in many Unix systems.
* The text for "gin" and "rum" is based on the fact that {{wikipedia|gin}} and {{wikipedia|rum}} are spirits, but together they are also a {{wikipedia|gin rummy|card game}}.
* The "game directory" text applies to {{wikipedia|Minesweeper (Windows)|Minesweeper}} and {{wikipedia|Solitaire (Windows)|Solitaire}}, which are included in most versions of Microsoft Windows.

There's a Blog.Org for This

2013-09-22T18:03:19Z

Zillow: Found another word! I think our total is 187 words, and ryme said there is 270 +- 5

{{encounter
|image=progress-bar.jpg
|desc=When all else fails ... uh, you can, too?

After you punch the orange F with a virtual hand, a progress bar appears along with the words "Debugger loading." A blue line slowly begins filling a white box, while a timer underneath estimates that it will take 999,999,999 minutes. But in no more than the time it takes for you to roll your eyes it jumps to 99% complete, and the estimate jumps down to 2 seconds. Naturally, it takes a full minute for those "two seconds" to pass. Then the bar kicks into motion ... sliding ''backwards'' of all things. Eventually it does kick forward again, shooting to the end and then beyond the bounds of the white box, zipping somewhere far off screen.

Moments later the whole mess is replaced by the image of some sort of futuristic pub--half Mos Eisley cantina and half Quark's, with a burble of wandering puppets and Ferengi in the background. Gee, wonder where the programmers got their inspiration? A vaguely familiar human bartender leans up against the counter and addresses you. "Welcome to The Progress Bar. Looks like you could use a nice tall glass of debugging. What's your order?"

Confusing. The bartender looks at you expectantly. Apparently he's a quirky metaphor for the computer interface, and you're supposed to tell him what you want to do. Knowing the programmers, it probably only recognizes one word commands.

{{button|Ask for help}}
|loc1=Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)
}}
==Notes==
* Occurs when you choose "Fail" on [[Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)]]
* The result depends on the word entered.
* The result is case-insensitive, and presented below in lowercase.
* Anything after a space is ignored.
* The result always starts with a heading which is the word selected, with one exception: selecting "20" results in the heading "Bufferoverflow".

===Fight===
Making one of these choices results in a fight:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| bat, bin, exe, load, run, zip || ''Fight [[data police]] or [[General Protection Fault]] or [[Green Horseshoe of Death]]''.
|-
| bug, debug, mule, trojan, virus, worm || You plug in the debugging data, and are brought directly to the nearest bug. ''Fight [[Anatolian mule]] or [[D-bug]] or [[Silk Worm]].''
|-
| connect, dial, ftp, http, link, net, phone, port, slashdot, spider, telnet, twitter, web, www || You try ''<command>'', hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion. ''Fight [[drat cat]] or [[no carrier]] or [[Spider Crawler]].''
|-
| open || ''Fight [[Red Ring of Death]].''
|-

|}

===XP===

* Making one of these choices results in a special text, followed by:

After a little more fiddling you get some part of the game working and manage to explore for a little while. You gain '''X XP.'''
* '''X''' is between 8*Level and 11*Level, capped at 300.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| ?, help, hint, man || <code>I'm sorry, but I can't help you. Contact your system administrator. If you are the system administrator, sorry.</code>
|-
| 20, buffer, overflow || <code>Your FLP overflows into your KBUF.</code>

There's nothing like a computer error written in the present tense to make even the most incomprehensible message that much more confounding.
|-
| badge || <code>We don't need no stinkin' -- ah, fuhgeddaboudit.</code>
|-
| beer || <code>You're going to have to go on a murderous rampage before I can give you one of those, and you don't look like the sort to go on a murderous rampage.</code>
|-
| break, cancel, exit, kill, quit, stop || <code>Cancel failed. An unrecoverable error has occurred. Cancel? Okay/Cancel</code>

You look closely at those buttons. Do you want to cancel the cancel in order to continue, or okay the cancel to stop? Or are you canceling the first cancel, in which case okay continues, where canceling the canceled cancel really does cancel it? Argh!

You solve the issue by closing your eyes and hitting a few keys at random, figuring whatever you get from pure chance would be better than choosing it yourself.
|-
| clock, cron, sync, time || <code>At the beep, the time will be precis—''beep!''</code>

That's some pretty bad timing, that is.
|-
| del, delete, deltree, format, remove, rm || <code>Cannot delete file. There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.</code>

Classic.

''or''

You get a message that says: <code>Proceeding with the operation 'delete' will erase the contents of your hard drive. What do you wish to do? [proceed] [delete]</code>

Wait, what? You quietly hit the reboot key to get away from that trap.
|-
| display, heap, stack, try || <code>Not enough memory to display this dialog.</code>

Somehow you get the feeling the computer may be lying to you.

''or''

<code>Heap overruns stack, retry with more core.</code>

What is this, rock, paper, scissors?
|-
| drink || <code>That's pretty vague, you know. Why don't you come back when you've got something more specific in mind?</code>
|-
| easteregg || <code>Calendar subroutine replies: incorrect date. variable 'Easter' != TRUE; No egg for you!</code>
|-
| error, grep, log, more, sort ||<code>Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.</code>

Well okay then.

''or''

<code>Error #(<Random 6 digits>): There is no message for this error.</code>

Well okay then.
|-
| fail|| <code>Press any key to accept your abject failure.</code>

You press that key, and take what's coming your way.
|-
| finger ||<code>Freddy, is that you?</code>

You can't say you were expecting that response.
|-
| gin, rum || <code>Sorry, but the cards subroutine is broken. How about a nice drink instead?</code>
|-
| minesweeper, solitaire || <code>Games directory: access denied. Subroutine blocked. Reason: all play makes Jack a poor coder.</code>

Seems a shame they shut you out, too, since you're the one paying to play the game.
|-
| nslookup || <code>You look up, up, waaay up. There's a tower. And at the top you see the ns--er, that's naughty sorceress. She's waiting for you. She is your destiny.</code>

Huh?
|-
| nudge, tilt, push, shove || <code>TILT</code>

Guess the game machine has sensors to keep you from shoving it around too much. Weird.
|-
| nuts, peanuts, popcorn || <code>The bartender sets out a bowl of [<word>]. You try to eat some, but the software functionality apparently doesn't support eating. Your real-life self bites your tongue trying to force the VM to recognize chewing motions.</code>
|-
| pebcak, user || <code>PEBCAK error. Get a new user.</code>

Harsh, man. Harsh.
|-
| pop || <code>Pop? What's that? Don't you mean "soda"?</code>
|-
| mem, memory, ram || <code>Error: Not Enough!</code>

After that, there's an OK button. Since there isn't any other option, you figure it must be okay.

''or''

<code>The instruction at 0xf[<code1>] referenced memory at 0xf[<code2>]. The memory could not be "read."</code>

Hrmph. Perhaps it could be "read" if someone would get off their "ass" and "fix" this darn program!
|-
| shot || The bartender looks at you for a moment quizically{{typo}}. Then he shrugs, pulls out a shotgun from behind the bar, and blasts you back into the real world.
|-
| sleep || <code>Zzzzz</code>

Yeah, yeah. Figures.
|-
| soda || <code>Soda? What's that? Don't you mean "pop"?</code>
|-
| ssh || <code>Quiet, you!</code>
|-
| sudo || <code>Okay, here's your sandwich.</code>

Nice! Shame it's a digital one.
|-
| water || The bartender just stares at you for a moment. <code> "Water you talking about?"</code> he finally says.
|-
| whiskey || <code>Sorry, got no whiskey. This here is a whisky joint.</code>
|-
| xyzzy || <code>This ain't Adventure, kid.</code>

|-
| ''Anything Else'' || The computer just asks <code>Sorry?</code> and sits there until you give up.

''or''

The computer just asks <code>What?</code> and sits there until you give up.

''or''

The computer just asks <code>How?</code> and sits there until you give up.
|}

===Effect===
Making any of these choices gives 65 minutes of an effect:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| a, a:, any, anykey, eject, floppy, read || <code>Non-system disk or disk error</code>

<code>Replace and strike any key when ready</code>

Well, you'd replace the any key, but you can't even find it. There's no way you'll be able to strike it if you can't complete those first steps. Oh, wait, there's a floppy disk in the drive. Of course. You pull out the floppy, at which point the whole system crashes, and you climb out.

{{getEffectC|Floppy|65}}
|-
| attrib,chmod, chown, quota || You're a bit shocked at the reply: <code>You don't exist. Go away.</code>

You take the advice, briefly wondering if failure to follow would result in being taunted a second time.

{{getEffectC|Access Denied|65}}
|-
| battery, charge, power, recharge || <code>Battery low. Proceeding to batter user.</code>

The battering turns out to be fairly mild, more like a tingle. It recharges you until your power is at the highest point.

{{getEffectC|Power Point|65}}
|-
| boolean, date, decimal, false, int, true || <code>Invalid variable type.</code>

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

{{getEffectC|Boolean|65}}
|-
| boot, reboot, restart || <code>Cannot reboot, because a restart command has already been issued. Please wait for the restart to complete before you reboot.</code>

Man, that doesn't look good.

{{getEffectC|Rebooting|65}}
|-
| c, c:, dir, drive, home, ls, list || <code>Drive path not found. Check instructions in your home folder for repair options.</code>

If you can't find the drive path, how are you supposed to get to your home directory? (Presumably there's some trick involving having your pudding when you don't eat your meat.)

{{getEffectC|Got Drive?|65}}
|-
| calc, calculator, math, money, spreadsheet || <code>#REF! Formula Error. Invalid calculation range.</code>

You spend something like five minutes trying to figure out that one of the cells in the spreadsheet is pointing one more row to the right than it should be. After that discovery, you're feeling pretty alert and effective.

{{getEffectC|Excelling|65}}
|-
| cd, d, d: || <code>The operating system has found an unknown device and is installing a driver for it.</code>

Halfway through it asks you to insert a CD with the proper driver for the unknown device. You try CD after CD, but none of them seem to work. Eventually you can't even say CD or read the word CD without it seeming strange and imaginary. See-D? C-dee? Sea dea?

{{getEffectC|Seedy|65}}
|-
| chkdsk, disk, raid, scsi || <code>Raid failed. Error: Preemptive Schulz initilization of Leeroy Jenkins module.</code>

To top that off, a ray of energy shoots out of the digitized darkness and blasts you. Again and again and again. And once more makes five.

{{getEffectC|Rayed 5|65}}
|-
| compile, compute, computer, emacs, vi ||<code>Error, does not compute. Compile failed.</code>

Must be some bad code in there somewhere. It'd take an all-nighter to fix it.

{{getEffectC|Code Red|65}}
|-
| copy, cp, import, mv, scan || <code>Replication with a nonconfigured party not allowed. Copy failed.</code>

Frustratingly, you can see the copy file sitting there in the window, but it won't let you save or do anything but quit. Shame.

{{getEffectC|Digit-eyes-ed|65}}

|-
| ddos, dos, server || <code>Initiating DOS ... error, Denial of Service service denied. Reason: don't be evil.</code>

Well, that computer sure showed you.

{{getEffectC|Served|65}}

|-
| distro, linux, redhat, unix || <code>Configuration error. Update failed. Critical files missing from /etc/bin/.</code>

Lovely.

{{getEffectC|Distroed|65}}
|-
| download, file, save, upload || <code>Secret file download complete. Files downloaded on the down-low. Stored in top secret location.</code>

Great. You have no idea where the top secret location is.

{{getEffectC|DownLowDed|65}}
|-
| dvi, plug, ps/2, vga, usb ||<code>Connector error. UBS port offline. Try a VCU reroute?</code>

UBS? You've never heard of that one. Nor VCU, for that matter.

{{getEffectC|Acronym Fever|65}}
|-
| echo, ip, nic, ping, tcp, tracert || <code>Network failure. Card experiencing limited or no connectivity. Commencing ping test.</code>

Unlike your average network ping, this one is audible. It leaves your ears ringing so badly even people around you can hear the echo of the ping.

{{getEffectC|Pinging|65}}
|-
| key, keyboard, output, print, printer, type || <code>Not a typewriter.</code>
Well, you never!

''or''

<code>Keyboard not present. Press F1 to continue.</code>

Keyboard? You didn't even know this thing had a keyboard. And how are you going to press F1 if it doesn't exist? You think for a moment and then say, "Eff One." Apparently vocal commands work just fine.

{{getEffectC|Keyed Up|65}}
|-
| megahertz, processor || <code>If an undetectable error occurs, the processor continues as if no error had occurred.</code>

Ouch. Talk about making your brain hurt.

{{getEffectC|Mega Hurts|65}}
|-
| offline, report || <code>PC Load Letter</code>

Huh? PC Load Letter? What does that even mean?

Clearly the printer is offline again. This makes you furious, and it takes several long minutes of concentration and steady breathing to once again get yourself properly grounded.

{{getEffectC|Offline|65}}
|-
| spell, word ||<code>you mispeled a keywurd</code>

You spend a little time with the dictionary, increasing your vocabulary.

{{getEffectC|Word!|65}}
|-
| start || Oddly enough, you try start, but that leads you to a choice between logging off, shutting down, and rebooting. Who knew?

You punch out of the dialogue, hoping the irony doesn't extend to the escape key putting you in jail or something. What kind of crazy software is this, anyway?

{{getEffectC|Soft Wear|65}}
|}

===Special===
Making any of these choices has a special effect:
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"
! Word !! Result
|-
| clean, clear, defrag, degauss, frag, reset, wipe || A wild-eyed man runs up from one side of the bar, his glasses slightly askew and his curly hair a few steps beyond tousled. He appears to be panting slightly. "Did you say '<word>'? I am the DiskKeeper, are you the MasterKey?"

"Uh, no," you reply. You say this not because honesty is the best policy, but because the best policy generally involves absolute denial of everything.

The man looks disappointed. "Oh, well, if you see her, would you give her this?" and hands you a small metal device like a magnet with wire wrapped around it. He sniffs the air and shuffles off, snuffling to himself.

{{obtain|degausser|degausser.gif}}
|-
| float || ''If you have [[Boot Rear brand root beer]] in your inventory:''

<code>Verifying ... root beer found. Converting to float.</code>

The machine grabs a can of your root beer before you can object, and converts it into a root beer float. Nifty! But it makes you wonder what variable type the original root beer must have been.

{{obtain|root beer float|stein-potion.gif}}

''If you don't:''

<code>Invalid variable type.</code>

Hey! Who does it think it's calling an invalid?

{{getEffectC|Boolean|65}}
|}
==References==
* The image and description refer to {{wikipedia|progress bar}}.
* The {{wikipedia|Mos Eisley Cantina}} is a fictional bar in the Star Wars universe.
* {{Wikipedia|Quark (Star Trek)|Quark}} is a {{wikipedia|Ferengi}} bar owner on Deep Space Nine.
* The text on "defrag" refers to the defragmenter {{wikipedia|diskeeper}}. The man refers to "The Gatekeeper" and "The Keymaster" from the movie {{wikipedia|Ghostbusters}}.
* The result for "badge" refers to a famous quote from ''{{wikipedia|The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (film)|The Treasure of the Sierra Madre}}''. "I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" This line is often rendered as "We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
* The result for "beer" refers to the "{{wikipedia|Treehouse of Horror V}}" episode of ''{{wikipedia|The Simpsons}}''. In "The Shinning" sketch (a parody of ''{{wikipedia|The Shining (film)|The Shining}}''), Moe refuses to serve any beer until Homer goes on a murderous rampage.
* The result for "finger" refers to the movie ''{{wikipedia|Freddy Got Fingered}}''.
* "ssh" refers to unix {{wikipedia|Secure Shell}}.
* The result for "minesweeper" or "solitaire" refer to the proverb "{{wikipedia|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}."
* {{wikipedia|chkdsk}} is the DOS file system integrity check program, supposedly in this case done on a {{wikipedia|RAID 5}} disk array. The response relates to a gaming {{wikipedia|Raid (gaming)|raid}}. It mentions Ben Schultz's {{wikipedia|Leeroy Jenkins}}, a famous raid failure.
* The message resulting from the sudo command references an {{wikipedia|xkcd}} [http://xkcd.com/149/ comic] about the unix command {{wikipedia|sudo}}.
* The message for "Got Drive?" refers to the song "{{wikipedia|Another Brick in the Wall}} (Part 2)", specifically the line "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!"
* The result for "spreadsheet" refers to {{wikipedia|Microsoft Excel}}, a spreadsheet program by Microsoft.
:* The result for "power" refers to {{wikipedia|Microsoft PowerPoint}}, another Microsoft program.
:* Taking these into account, "word" probably refers to {{wikipedia|Microsoft Word}}.
* {{wikipedia|xyzzy}} is a magic word from the Colossal Cave Adventure computer game.
* The text for Access Denied is a quote from the movie {{wikipedia|Monty Python and the Holy Grail}} where a French soldier tells Sir Galahad "go away or I shall taunt you a second time".
* {{wikipedia|ping}} is a utility that uses echo requests to determine network connectivity.
* The text for "start" refers to the Microsoft Windows operating systems {{wikipedia|Start menu}} which leads to the mentioned choices.
* {{wikipedia|Integer (computer science)|int}}, {{wikipedia|Single precision floating-point format|float}} and {{wikipedia|Boolean data type|boolean}} are the names of data-types used in several computer languages.
* {{wikipedia|PEBCAK}} is an acronym for "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair".
* "Keyboard not present. Press F1 to continue." is an actual {{wikipedia|BIOS}} error.
* The "DOS" under the [[Served]] effect refers to {{wikipedia|Denial-of-service attack}}, or DoS, using the same initials as {{Wikipedia|Disk Operating System}}, or DOS.
* "{{wikipedia|Don't be evil}}" is an informal corporate motto of Google.
* {{wikipedia|PC LOAD LETTER}} is a well known technology meme, a reference to a confusing or inappropriate error message.
* {{wikipedia|Not a typewriter}} is an error code found in many Unix systems.
* The text for "gin" and "rum" is based on the fact that {{wikipedia|gin}} and {{wikipedia|rum}} are spirits, but together they are also a {{wikipedia|gin rummy|card game}}.
* The "game directory" text applies to {{wikipedia|Minesweeper (Windows)|Minesweeper}} and {{wikipedia|Solitaire (Windows)|Solitaire}}, which are included in most versions of Microsoft Windows.

Talk:Heirloom carrot

2013-06-23T19:46:52Z

Zillow: Created page with "Definitely not after 5 runs. I think it is after X mettle worth of Heirloom runs. --Zillow--"

Definitely not after 5 runs. I think it is after X mettle worth of Heirloom runs. --Zillow--

V.I.L.L.A.I.N. case

2012-10-15T05:26:34Z

Zillow: plural

{{item
|descid=82553712
|itemid=1940
|name=V.I.L.L.A.I.N. case
|plural=V.I.L.L.A.I.N. case statements
|image=villaincase.gif
|desc=There are very few cases where you can put a computer case on your head and not look like a total dweeb. This is not one of those cases, but the case came from the computers housing a giant supervirus, so at least you'll be a well-respected dweeb.
|type=Helmet
|power=80
|level=15
|nosell=yes
|ench={{modifier|computer}}
{{modifier|villain|5%}}
|obtain=[[League Battlefield]]
*[[V.I.L.L.A.I.N.]]
}}

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