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Malk:  message dumps

You attack ... You hit the foe! You hit for 187 damage.<br>
You attack ... It's a close call, but your opponent dodges at the last second.<br>
Your opponent attacks ... The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.<br>
Your opponent attacks ... They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin. He hits you for 7 damage.<br>
Your opponent is damaged by your fierce defenses, and takes 55 damage.<br>
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!