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 Subscriber's Exclusive Store
 Using the map and directions on the Subscriber's Exclusive confidential subscription voucher, you find your way to the super-secret Subscriber's Exclusive store. You currently have 2 subscription vouchers.

 Choose an Item	Price
 Fortified sparkling water 	1 subscription voucher
 Warehouse Party hair spray 	1 subscription voucher
 Acid-washed jeans 	2 subscription vouchers
 Gross Gummies 	2 subscription vouchers
 Shift soda 	2 subscription vouchers
 SQUID disc: I Love Three Decades Ago 	2 subscription vouchers
 Paint-splattered jellies 	3 subscription vouchers
 Shoulder pad inserts 	3 subscription vouchers
 Snap bracelet 	3 subscription vouchers
 Subscriber's Magazine: The Book (temporarily out of stock) 	100 subscription vouchers
 Singularity chip 	1,000,000 subscription vouchers

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