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{{combatencounter
|indef=a
|pronoun=He
|name=over-zealous teetotaler
|desc= You head to the bar to ask for a glass of water. Before you can take a sip, a man lunges at you. You understand not wanting people to drink too much, but there are limits!
|image=teetotaler.gif
|hit1=You're pretty sure he got the 2nd and 18th Amendments confused somehow, adding a little Old West ambience to the dive bar with his gunshots. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} + {{element|sonic|}}}}
|hit2=You stop in the middle of the fight for a nice cool glass of water, but he slaps it out of your hands! Jerk. {{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
|hit3= The teetotaler goes after you with an empty bottle. You're not sure if the irony is intentional or not.
|miss1=You're pretty sure he got the 2nd and 18th Amendments confused somehow, but can't find any bears to arm.
|miss2=You stop in the middle of the fight for a nice cool glass of water. Hey, even heroes are allowed to troll people sometimes. And keeping hydrated is important.
|miss3=The teetotaler goes after you with an bottle before you point out you might accidentally drink the last few drops and he recoils in horror.
|chips=0
|xp=20
|item1=total tea|image1=totaltea.gif|drop1=
|postfight=You finally get that glass of water, though, regaining '''?-3-5-? PP'''.
|newres=
|loc1=Cannonball Tavern
}}