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| − | + | * Refers to rock back {{Wikipedia|Tenacious D}}, which stands for "Tenacious Defense". This is also hinted by the word "tenaciously" in the description. | |
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Latest revision as of 03:43, 21 February 2010
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You are fighting The Best Offense.
These guys tenaciously follow the old adage about the best offense, and they're bringing it to play against you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
- The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
- The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
- The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
- The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 12-31 chips.
You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: band-aid 
(15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana 
(14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier 
(15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon 
(3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book 
(3 ± 0.4%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
References
- Refers to rock back Tenacious D, which stands for "Tenacious Defense". This is also hinted by the word "tenaciously" in the description.
- The old adage is The best defense is a good offense.
