Peter Pollen Mary

Peter Pollen Mary

You are fighting Peter Pollen Mary.

This trio seems to be upset because their pollen is blowin' in the wind. Maybe you can make it up to them and send them all your celery on the waters of oblivion. Or just fight them off, maybe.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
• The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
• The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
• The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
• The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 12-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: band-aid (15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana (14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier (15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon (3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book (3 ± 0.4%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Battle of the Bands
  

References

• Refers to the band Peter, Paul and Mary.
• The description mentions Bob Dylan's song Blowin' in the Wind which was made famous when Peter, Paul and Mary recorded it.
• "send them all your celery on the waters of oblivion" refers to a line from another Bob Dylan song, Too Much of Nothing: "Send them all my salary, on the waters of oblivion". Peter, Paul and Mary covered this song.