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{{fight
{{band
|pronoun=
|pronoun=He
|name=Dick's 12-Step Recovery Program
|name=Dick's 12-Step Recovery Program
|desc=Nothing's shocking about former drugged-out band members turning grouchy during their recovery. These days, of course, it's obvious there ain't no right about much in Twilight, and no one's leaving until this is settled.
|desc=Nothing's shocking about former drugged-out band members turning grouchy during their recovery. These days, of course, it's obvious there ain't no right about much in Twilight, and no one's leaving until this is settled.
|image=Fighting-band.jpg
|image=Fighting-band.jpg}}
|hit1=You're caught off guard, and your opponent acts first. Your opponent attacks ... They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin. He hits you for X damage.
<br>Your opponent attacks ... The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. He hits you for X (sonic) damage.
<br>Your opponent attacks ... The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too. He hits you for X damage.
|crit=
|miss1=Your opponent attacks ... The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
|miss2=Your opponent attacks ... They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
|miss3=Your opponent attacks ... The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.
|xp=(varies)
|item1=band-aid
|image1=band-aid.gif
|item2=bandolier
|image2=bandolier.gif
|item3=bandana
|image3=bandana.gif
|loc1=Battle of the Bands}}
 
==Notes==
The exp gain from this enemy is Level * 8, capping at 250. Likewise, the enemy scales to player level.
==References==
==References==
*A {{Wikipedia|Twelve-step program}} is a set of guiding principles outlining a course of action for recovery from addiction, compulsion, or other behavioral problems.
*Refers to the rock band {{wikipedia|Jane's Addiction}}, their album {{wikipedia|Nothing's Shocking}}, and their songs {{wikipedia|Ain't No Right}} and {{wikipedia|No One's Leaving}}.
*A {{Wikipedia|Twelve-step program}} is a set of guiding principles outlining a course of action for recovery from addiction.

Latest revision as of 12:04, 21 February 2010

Dick's 12-Step Recovery Program

You are fighting Dick's 12-Step Recovery Program.

Nothing's shocking about former drugged-out band members turning grouchy during their recovery. These days, of course, it's obvious there ain't no right about much in Twilight, and no one's leaving until this is settled.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
  • The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
  • The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
  • The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
  • The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


You gain 12-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: band-aid (15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana (14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier (15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon (3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book (3 ± 0.4%)





Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.


Locations

References