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evil plush dragon

You are fighting an evil plush dragon.

Oh, you're in for it now! I mean, come on! You're fighting a dragon!
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The dragon flies up and lets out a roar; the display is so terrible and frightening that you're left shaking in your boots. Or maybe you're just reverberating from the echoes. (sonic) damage
• The plush dragon does its best imitation of Vermithrax Pejorative and blasts you with a huge gout of flame. (fire) damage
• You never noticed before, but the plushie is made out of blue material. You know what that means, right? If you didn't before, you learn as soon as the dragon exhales. (electric) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The dragon flies up and lets out a squeaking roar. It's more cute than terrifying.
• The plush dragon tries to breathe fire, but it's just a plushie, ya know?
• While the dragon certainly is blue, this realm hasn't been forgotten, so it doesn't mean anything.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 100 experience.

You got an item: soft fabric (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: caffeinated cloth (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• plush dragon
  

References

• The third hit and third miss messages contain references to the Chromatic dragons of Forgotten Realms.