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[[image:music.gif]] It must be two-song Tuesday because your combat ends the double set with a rendition of "Man It's So Loud Out Here" by He's No Cyclops. | [[image:music.gif]] It must be two-song Tuesday because your combat ends the double set with a rendition of "Man It's So Loud Out Here" by He's No Cyclops. | ||
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==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
* When bought: You hand the shopkeep 10 silver stars for one heroic-looking axe. Guitar. Whatever. | * When bought: You hand the shopkeep 10 silver stars for one heroic-looking axe. Guitar. Whatever. | ||
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* When you hear "Man It's So Loud Out Here" you... | * When you hear "Man It's So Loud Out Here" you... | ||
* When you hear "Hand in Their Pocket" you... | * When you hear "Hand in Their Pocket" you... | ||
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* He's No Cyclops' "Man It's So Loud Out Here" refers to {{wikipedia|They Might Be Giants}}' "{{wikipedia|Man, It's So Loud in Here}}". | * He's No Cyclops' "Man It's So Loud Out Here" refers to {{wikipedia|They Might Be Giants}}' "{{wikipedia|Man, It's So Loud in Here}}". | ||
* Atlantis Morrisey's "Hand in Their Pocket" refers to {{wikipedia|Alanis Morissette}}'s "{{wikipedia|Hand in My Pocket}}. | * Atlantis Morrisey's "Hand in Their Pocket" refers to {{wikipedia|Alanis Morissette}}'s "{{wikipedia|Hand in My Pocket}}. | ||
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Revision as of 06:37, 1 April 2011
Axe Hero™ guitar
Plural: Unknown
Are you ready to rock? I said, are you ready to rock?!
Welcome to the world of viking metal, my friend. This gigantic guitar in the shape of a headsman's axe is all you need to shred some chords, be they musical or, well, spinal. This baby has it all, even a built in speaker so you can jam to your heart's content while going out on your adventures.
So rock on, my babies and remember: Twilight audiences are the greatest audiences!
April 2011 Item of the Month
Melee weapon (Slashing, large)
Power: 100
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
Provides a guitar-heavy soundtrack of theme music for your hero. [Disclaimer: music not audible to players.]
How Obtained
- Was available for 10 silver stars during April 2011.
Effects
At the beginning of combat, you will receive one of the following:
Because your day is night alone, and you feel like letting go, your axe bursts into the music for Brainwave's "Everyvillain Hurts." So hold on, hold on, because every villain hurts, sometimes ...
You feel a hot wind on your elbow, as you face this nasty fellow. You hear the walking of the villain, crime gives you that funny feelin'. Your axe is playin' - whoah - "Twilight Radio," by Ball of Hoodoo.
Your axe plays the Atlantis Morrisey tune "Hand in Their Pocket" for the duration of the encounter. You're broke and you're not happy, you're poor and you mind. Put your hand in their pocket, and see what you find. What it all comes down to, is that everything's gonna be quite alright, because you've got one hand in their pocket, and the other hand is stuffing loot in your backpack.
At the end of combat:
You hear the first few notes of Jen Melonball's "Hurts So Bad" coming from the axe, but sometimes a fight ends like it should, so you put the brakes on the instrument.
It must be two-song Tuesday because your combat ends the double set with a rendition of "Man It's So Loud Out Here" by He's No Cyclops.
As the fight wraps up your instrument hits a few notes from another song you recognize but can't remember the name. But you're reassured to hear "You want it all but you can have it" in the background.
Notes
- When bought: You hand the shopkeep 10 silver stars for one heroic-looking axe. Guitar. Whatever.
- When you hear "Everyvillain Hurts" you...
- When you hear "Hurts So Bad" you...
- When you hear "Twilight Radio" you...
- When you hear "Man It's So Loud Out Here" you...
- When you hear "Hand in Their Pocket" you...
- When you hear "You want it all but you can have it" you...
References
- Refers to the Guitar Hero series of video games.
- Brainwave's "Everyvillain Hurts" refers to R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts".
- Jen Melonball's "Hurts So Bad" refers to John Mellencamp's "Hurts So Good".
- Ball of Hoodoo's "Twilight Radio" refers to Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio".
- He's No Cyclops' "Man It's So Loud Out Here" refers to They Might Be Giants' "Man, It's So Loud in Here".
- Atlantis Morrisey's "Hand in Their Pocket" refers to Alanis Morissette's "Hand in My Pocket.
- "You want it all but you can have it" refers to
