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pink mole rat

You are fighting the pink mole rat.

This withered mole is also known as the "Emperor Mole Rat" because of its prodigious size and the part where nobody's willing to tell it about... you know... it's clothing... situation. The zoologist screaming these facts as he flees for his life also informs you it's eusocial, which probably means "possesses terrifying psychic powers."
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• When you point out the mole rat's not wearing any clothes, its minions emerge from the woodwork (where "the woodwork" means "a giant hole in the ground") and attack you.
• The mole rat has a new shipment of clothes delivered. When you don't compliment them, it smashes you with a massive paw.
• The mole rat uses its eusocial powers on you. You're not sure about terrifying psychic powers, but they're certainly creepy. (psychic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• When you point out the mole rat's not wearing any clothes, it curls up into a little ball and cries. Good going, hero.
• The mole rat has a new shipment of clothes delivered. You compliment it quickly, letting the mole rat fill in the details.
• The mole rat uses its eusocial powers on you. Awwww, somebody just needs a friend!

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

If one of the first four to be defeated:
The mole hangs back, waiting for an opportunity to come back for more.

If the fifth to be defeated:
The mole flees, joining up with its comrades to form... a giant molebot.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to psychic damage.
50% resistant to physical damage.
50% weak to acid damage.

Locations

• League Battlefield
  

Notes

• After every round of combat, the pink mole rat does damage with the following message:

The mole rat shows you things better left unseen... in fact, they're even better left undescribed. Suffice it to say you take X (psychic) damage.

• Sometimes, at the end of a combat round, if you also defeated the golden mole:

The golden mole comes around for another pass, showering you with sparks for X (electric) damage damage.

• Sometimes, at the end of a combat round, if you also defeated the thin blue mole:

The thin blue mole stares at you from the sidelines, its icy gaze dealing you X (ice) damage and giving you a serious case of the jibbilies.

• Sometimes, at the end of a combat round, if you also defeated the pink mole rat:

The less said about how the pink mole rat ran past and dealt you X (psychic) damage damage, the better.

• Sometimes, at the end of a combat round, if you also defeated the green moled:

The green moled spits a torrent of acid at you. Eugh! X (acid) damageand eugh!

• Sometimes, at the end of a combat round, if you also defeated the red mole:

The red mole lobs a series of bombs at you from the sidelines, blowing you to X (fire) damage damage of smithereens.

References

• Refers to naked mole rats, which exhibit eusociality, as mentioned in the description.
• Contains references to the tale "The Emperor's New Clothes".