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Latest revision as of 03:37, 21 February 2010
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You are fighting The Windows.
These guys sing a few songs from their newest album, Songs of Love and Defenestration. Did I mention they're also filming a video? Sadly for you, they didn't ask for volunteers before getting to the defenestration part, and they think you're a willing participant. Guess their windows of perception are a little skewed.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
- The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
- The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.
They hit you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
- The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
- The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 12-31 chips.
You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: band-aid 
(15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana 
(14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier 
(15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon 
(3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book 
(3 ± 0.4%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
References
- refers to the rock band The Doors.
- The description refers to Aldous Huxley's book The Doors of Perception.
