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|desc=Once upon a time this band saw some horses walking around in a park and thought "Eureka! That’s our name!" Yes, some white pills may have been involved. I'd wager they were in the euphoria stage instead of the utter wretchedness aftermath when that happened. | |desc=Once upon a time this band saw some horses walking around in a park and thought "Eureka! That’s our name!" Yes, some white pills may have been involved. I'd wager they were in the euphoria stage instead of the utter wretchedness aftermath when that happened. | ||
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==Reference== | ==Reference== | ||
*Refers to {{wikipedia|The Rolling Stones}} and their song {{wikipedia|Wild Horses}}. | *Refers to {{wikipedia|The Rolling Stones}} and their song {{wikipedia|Wild Horses}}. | ||
*Refers to the two effects you get in the game from consuming a [[white pill]]: [[Euphoria]] and [[Utter Wretchedness]]. | *Refers to the two effects you get in the game from consuming a [[white pill]]: [[Euphoria]] and [[Utter Wretchedness]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 03:42, 21 February 2010
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You are fighting The Strolling Roans.
Once upon a time this band saw some horses walking around in a park and thought "Eureka! That’s our name!" Yes, some white pills may have been involved. I'd wager they were in the euphoria stage instead of the utter wretchedness aftermath when that happened.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
- The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
- The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
- The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
- The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 12-31 chips.
You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: band-aid 
(15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana 
(14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier 
(15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon 
(3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book 
(3 ± 0.4%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
Reference
- Refers to The Rolling Stones and their song Wild Horses.
- Refers to the two effects you get in the game from consuming a white pill: Euphoria and Utter Wretchedness.
