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|returnable=yes | |returnable=yes | ||
|returntext=send to player | |returntext=send as gift | ||
|returned=You deliver good fortune in cookie form to <player>. | |||
|returnself=You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees? | |returnself=You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees? | ||
|returnedreceiver= | |returnedreceiver=<player> just sent you a fortune cookie. Looks like it's your lucky day! | ||
Included item: '''[[fortune cookie]] (quantity 1)''' [[Image:fortune-cookie.gif]] | |||
|used=You crack open the cookie. The shell's not really that edible, so you throw it away and focus on the fortune, which says: | |used=You crack open the cookie. The shell's not really that edible, so you throw it away and focus on the fortune, which says: | ||
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* Possible fortunes: | * Possible fortunes: | ||
:* What happened when the train full of brown paint collided with the train full of red paint? | :* What happened when the train full of brown paint collided with the train full of red paint? | ||
::Both engineers were marooned! | |||
:* Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? | :* Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? | ||
::Because he had no body to go with. | |||
:*Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face? | :*Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face? | ||
::No, I look in a towel! | |||
:*What do you call cheese that isn't yours? | |||
::Nacho Cheese! | |||
:*What do you call a camel with three humps? | |||
::Humphrey. | |||
:: | :*How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich? | ||
::When it's too heavy to lift. | |||
:*What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? | |||
::A dinosnore! | |||
:*What's the difference between an elephant & a strawberry? | |||
::The strawberry is red. | |||
:*When is a car not a car? | |||
::When it turns into a garage. | |||
:*Where do you find a two legged dog? | |||
::Where you left him. | |||
:*What did the snail say while sitting on the turtle? | |||
::WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! | |||
:*Why do oysters keep their pearls? | |||
::Because they're shellfish. | |||
:*What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon? | |||
::The half moon because the full moon is lighter! | |||
:*Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c- | |||
::MOO! | |||
:*What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? | |||
::A stick. | |||
:*Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father? | |||
::They called him dad! | |||
:*What do you call a short psychic who just escaped from jail? | |||
::A small medium at large. | |||
:*How was the Roman Empire cut in half? | |||
::With a pair of Caesars! | |||
:*Why do birds fly south in winter? | |||
::Because it's too far to walk. | |||
:*If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house? | |||
::Washington DC. | |||
:*Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? | |||
::Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over! | |||
:*What did the tie say to the hat? | |||
::You go on ahead and I'll hang around! | |||
:*Why do gorillas have big nostrils? | |||
::'Cause they have big fingers. | |||
:*If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five? | |||
::Nine! | |||
:*What runs but never walks? | |||
::Water! | |||
:*How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon? | |||
::Just one if it's long enough! | |||
:*Why was 6 frightened of 7? | |||
::Because 7 8 9. | |||
:*What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? | |||
::A pecking order! | |||
:*How do you get four elephants into a car? | |||
::Two in the front & two in the back. | |||
:*What were the gangster's last words? | |||
::Who put that violin in my violin case! | |||
Latest revision as of 18:05, 8 July 2011
fortune cookie
Plural: fortune cookies
The fortune cookie is almost, but not entirely, exactly unlike a real cookie. Frankly, they're more like cardboard than anything else. Anyway, this is a tasteless cookie with a paper fortune inside, which is all anyone cares about anyway.
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
{{#vardefine:consumable|no}}{{#vardefine:consumable|{{#var:consumable}}}}Usable
Item is a free pull while in a retcon run
How Obtained
When Used
You crack open the cookie. The shell's not really that edible, so you throw it away and focus on the fortune, which says:
<Fortune>
Using multiple:
You crack open the cookies. The shells aren't really that edible, so you throw them away and focus on the fortunes, which you read in succession:
<Fortunes>
When Returned through [send as gift]
You deliver good fortune in cookie form to <player>.
- Trying to return the item to yourself:
- You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees?
Effect on Receiver:
<player> just sent you a fortune cookie. Looks like it's your lucky day!
Included item: fortune cookie (quantity 1)
Notes
- Possible fortunes:
- What happened when the train full of brown paint collided with the train full of red paint?
- Both engineers were marooned!
- Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
- Because he had no body to go with.
- Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?
- No, I look in a towel!
- What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho Cheese!
- What do you call a camel with three humps?
- Humphrey.
- How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?
- When it's too heavy to lift.
- What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
- A dinosnore!
- What's the difference between an elephant & a strawberry?
- The strawberry is red.
- When is a car not a car?
- When it turns into a garage.
- Where do you find a two legged dog?
- Where you left him.
- What did the snail say while sitting on the turtle?
- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
- Why do oysters keep their pearls?
- Because they're shellfish.
- What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
- The half moon because the full moon is lighter!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-
- MOO!
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
- A stick.
- Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?
- They called him dad!
- What do you call a short psychic who just escaped from jail?
- A small medium at large.
- How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
- With a pair of Caesars!
- Why do birds fly south in winter?
- Because it's too far to walk.
- If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house?
- Washington DC.
- Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
- Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
- What did the tie say to the hat?
- You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
- Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
- 'Cause they have big fingers.
- If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
- Nine!
- What runs but never walks?
- Water!
- How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
- Just one if it's long enough!
- Why was 6 frightened of 7?
- Because 7 8 9.
- What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
- A pecking order!
- How do you get four elephants into a car?
- Two in the front & two in the back.
- What were the gangster's last words?
- Who put that violin in my violin case!