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|  | |indef=an  | ||
|name=elderly bowler  | |name=elderly bowler  | ||
|desc=She may not look like much, but she's been bowling since before you were born. Advice: strike hard and often, and avoid the splits.  | |desc=She may not look like much, but she's been bowling since before you were born. Advice: strike hard and often, and avoid the splits.  | ||
|  | |pronoun=She  | ||
|  | |hit1=She pins you in a gutter and pummels you. It's pretty foul.  | ||
|image=Elderly-bowler.jpg  | |image=Elderly-bowler.jpg  | ||
|miss1=She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you.  | |miss1=She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you.  | ||
|miss2=She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt.  | |miss2=She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt.  | ||
|chips=6-13  | |chips=6-13  | ||
|xp=7  | |xp=7  | ||
|item1=SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette|image1=Squid-disc.gif  | |item1=SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette|image1=Squid-disc.gif  | ||
|loc1=Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood}}  | |loc1=Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood}}  | ||
Revision as of 10:10, 20 February 2009
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You are fighting an elderly bowler.
She may not look like much, but she's been bowling since before you were born. Advice: strike hard and often, and avoid the splits.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She pins you in a gutter and pummels you. It's pretty foul.
 
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you.
 - She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt.
 
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 7 experience.
You got an item: SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette 
 (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified