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|miss1=She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you. | |miss1=She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you. | ||
|miss2=She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt. | |miss2=She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt. | ||
|miss3=She tries to bowl you over, but you dodge down the alley. With her bowling shoes on she can't keep up. | |||
|chips=6-13 | |chips=6-13 | ||
|xp=7 | |xp=7 | ||
|item1=SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette|image1=Squid-disc.gif | |item1=SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette|image1=Squid-disc.gif | ||
|loc1=Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood}} | |loc1=Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood}} | ||
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You are fighting an elderly bowler.
She may not look like much, but she's been bowling since before you were born. Advice: strike hard and often, and avoid the splits.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She pins you in a gutter and pummels you. It's pretty foul.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you.
- She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt.
- She tries to bowl you over, but you dodge down the alley. With her bowling shoes on she can't keep up.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 6-13 chips.
You gain 7 experience.
You got an item: SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified