Difference between revisions of "Magic deck of cards"

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magic deck of cards
Plural: magic decks of cards
Some magic decks let you pick out the right card when you need it. Other magic decks let you destroy a card and it'll come back unharmed. This deck ... well, let's just say calling it "magic" is kind of stretching it.

Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Combat Usable

• Using Marty Crouch's magic chest (0-11)
  

You invite <player> to play cards with you and then declare the game to be fifty-two pickup. It's kind of a jerk move, but it's still funny. You buff <player> with Playing Fifty-two Pickup.

• Effect is given for 30 minutes

Trying to send this to yourself:

You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees?

Using multiple: Unspecified

You ask your opponent if they'd like a Hawaiian punch. They smartly decline that, plus the knuckle sandwich and the wet Willie that you also offer. Nearly at a loss, you ask if they'd like to play cards. When they agree, you declare the game to be 52-pickup, and hurl the deck at them. Looks like they'll be busy cleaning up that mess for a while.

Notes

• Opponent is stunned for 3 rounds (including the round in which cards are used).