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General <name>

You are fighting General <name>.

This is a general from the Unborn Army. He looks just like all the other Unborn, except he's got more stars on his uniform.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The general pummels you until you see stars. Five stars, to be precise.
• The general prods you in very specific (and painful) locations.
• The general introduces you to his lieutenant and his ralphtenant, also known as his left and right fists.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The general has a major malfunction and misses you.
• The general fires at you, but his mechanized weapon suffers a colonel panic and shuts off.
• The general tries to lance you in the sergeant, but lance sergeant isn't a valid rank.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-84-125-? chips.

You gain 90 experience.

You got an item: SQUID disc: How to Win ... (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% resistant to psychic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• inner sanctum of the Unborn Base
  

Notes

• <name> can be Chaos, Hospital, Ayze, Elektrik, Mayhem, Mowters, Anna S. Thetic, Protection Fault, or Ist.
• You can encounter the same General more than once.

References

• All the General names are puns on other expressions using the word "general".
• Specifically General Motors and General Electric are companies.
• Also referenced are general anesthetic (drug that induces anesthesia), General Protection Fault (a CPU error), General Hospital (an American soap opera), generalize (to give a general form), and generalist (one with varied skills).