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You're welcomed into the workshop and lodge of the joiners and furriers. There's much raucous carousing, but as someone who is neither a joiner nor a furrier (and who has crime to fight) you know you can't stay. Still, your eye is drawn to the center of the room, where three massive chairs sit. On the left is a sturdy oaken bench, on the right is a comfy plush recliner, and in the center, on another raised platform, is an enormous throne coated in fur. Each chair has a plaque at its base, with a label and a name. | You're welcomed into the workshop and lodge of the joiners and furriers. There's much raucous carousing, but as someone who is neither a joiner nor a furrier (and who has crime to fight) you know you can't stay. Still, your eye is drawn to the center of the room, where three massive chairs sit. On the left is a sturdy oaken bench, on the right is a comfy plush recliner, and in the center, on another raised platform, is an enormous throne coated in fur. Each chair has a plaque at its base, with a label and a name. | ||
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A joiner--or perhaps it's a furrier, how does one tell them apart?--takes your chips and writes your name down on some tickets, which he puts into a giant bubble to wait for the drawing. "We'll send you notice on Moonday, if you're a winner," he says. | A joiner--or perhaps it's a furrier, how does one tell them apart?--takes your chips and writes your name down on some tickets, which he puts into a giant bubble to wait for the drawing. "We'll send you notice on Moonday, if you're a winner," he says. | ||
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| + | * ''When you win the Mink Seat of Justice you receive a message from [[Ryme]]:'' | ||
| + | Congratulations! You just won the Mink Seat of Justice. It's yours for the next week. Use it well, hero. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
* Mink Seat is a spoonerism for Meat Sink. In the game {{Wikipedia|Kingdom of Loathing}}, a [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Meat_sink Meat Sink] is a game feature which is designed to remove Meat (that game's currency) from the economy. The parallelism is obvious. | * Mink Seat is a spoonerism for Meat Sink. In the game {{Wikipedia|Kingdom of Loathing}}, a [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Meat_sink Meat Sink] is a game feature which is designed to remove Meat (that game's currency) from the economy. The parallelism is obvious. | ||
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Located in the Bayside
You're welcomed into the workshop and lodge of the joiners and furriers. There's much raucous carousing, but as someone who is neither a joiner nor a furrier (and who has crime to fight) you know you can't stay. Still, your eye is drawn to the center of the room, where three massive chairs sit. On the left is a sturdy oaken bench, on the right is a comfy plush recliner, and in the center, on another raised platform, is an enormous throne coated in fur. Each chair has a plaque at its base, with a label and a name.
 The Mink Seat of Justice | ||
 Plush Recliner of Wisdom |
 Oaken Bench of Might | |
A representative of the guilds informs you that as a fundraiser they have a weekly raffle for each of the chairs. The top three winners each get a seat, and get to keep it from Moonday through the next weekend. Each seat is reportedly exceptionally comfortable and great for sitting in. On top of that, the Mink Seat of Justice is so revered, all who possess the seat are recorded for posterior--er, posterity--and those who have had it the most are given the most acclaim.
Raffle tickets are 10 chips apiece. So far you have purchased {X}
Messages
- When you buy tickets:
A joiner--or perhaps it's a furrier, how does one tell them apart?--takes your chips and writes your name down on some tickets, which he puts into a giant bubble to wait for the drawing. "We'll send you notice on Moonday, if you're a winner," he says.
- When you win the Mink Seat of Justice you receive a message from Ryme:
Congratulations! You just won the Mink Seat of Justice. It's yours for the next week. Use it well, hero.
References
- Mink Seat is a spoonerism for Meat Sink. In the game Kingdom of Loathing, a Meat Sink is a game feature which is designed to remove Meat (that game's currency) from the economy. The parallelism is obvious.
