Difference between revisions of "Vogue rogue"

|hit=*Your opponent attacks ... The rogue whips out a belt and lashes you with it. What really hurts is the onion tied to the end. Apparently that's the style these days. She hits you for {{element|physical|X}}.

*Your opponent attacks ... She riddles you with arrows. "Man?" you guess. "No, wait, the letter 'e'?" But by then it's too late. She hits you for {{element|physical|X}}.

*Your opponent attacks ... The rogue performs a Madonna-esque dance. It's a stylish tango ... of pain and suffering. She hits you for {{element|physical|X}}.

|critical=*Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits for '''{{element|physical|X}}'''.

|miss=*Your opponent attacks ... The rogue aims, but the hood of her fancy cloak slips down over her eyes and she can't see to aim.

*Your opponent attacks ... The vogue rogue charges you. Thinking quickly, you pull out a hair iron and crimp her style.

*Your opponent attacks ... She slings arrows at you, but outrageous fortune allows you to dodge them all.

|fumble=

|chip range=??

|xp=??}}

 

{{obtain|item=bow of hazard|image=Bow.gif}}

{{obtain|item=hooded cloak|image=Cloak.gif}}

{{obtain|item=lover's locket, left half|image=Locket-left.jpg}}

 

== Location(s) ==

[[Guild for Imaginative Metachronism]]