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Los Ramónes

You are fighting Los Ramónes.

It's not every day where you meet a band whose members all have the same name, and this is no exception. Óscar, Paulo, and Herschel just pretend that their first name is actually Ramón. One thing is clear: they seem to think you want to be sedated, and their blitzkrieg style attack is designed to bop you on the head and leave you senseless.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
• The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
• The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.

They hit you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
• The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
• The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 12-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: band-aid (15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana (14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier (15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon (3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book (3 ± 0.4%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Battle of the Bands
  

References

• Refers to the rock band Ramones, the members of which all adopted the last name Ramone, and their songs I Wanna Be Sedated and Blitzkrieg Bop.