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|hit1= | |hit1={{{pronoun}}} ''corn pops'' a cap in your ass with his ''38 Special K. Kaboom!'' | ||
|hit2= | |hit2={{{pronoun}}} drop ''kix'' you with his ''frosted mini cleats.'' | ||
|hit3= | |hit3={{{pronoun}}} cuts you badly with his ''razor bran'' and then follows that up with a heaping serving of ''assault-o-meal.'' | ||
|miss1= | |miss1={{{pronoun}}} tries to put you in a ''honey coma,'' but you're wise to his plan and disrupt it with a well-timed ''sugar smack.'' | ||
|miss2= | |miss2={{{pronoun}}} tries his patented ''crunch, bury'' attack on you, but you refuse to submit to the ''post'' mortem and foil the plan. | ||
|miss3= | |miss3={{{pronoun}}} body ''chex'' you toward a burning trash barrel, hoping you'll be burnt to a ''crispix,'' but you're wise to his nefarious ''trix'' and dodge. | ||
|chips=0 | |chips=0 | ||
|xp=<Level*8, cap 250> | |xp=<Level*8, cap 250> | ||