Difference between revisions of "Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)"

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You hand in one of your free passes and climb into the VR device.

The VR world appears before your eyes, with the glowing letters A.R.F. hovering above a grassy field, with one lone tree breaking the expanse of green. An obnoxiously cute little puppy trots over the crest of the hill and barks at you, letting out a little "Arf!" and wagging its tail enthusiastically. A disembodied computerized voice speaks into your ear, "Shall we play a game?" Below the A.R.F. title, the words "yes" and "no" appear. Figuring it would be a waste of time to pick anything else, you say "yes." The game responds by displaying the word "loading." Then there's a pause, a clicking sound, and a burst of visual and audio static. The entire world flickers and goes dark. In the emptiness a grainy orange cursor appears, printing out the words:

An error occurred because an error occurred.

That is followed by: Abort, Retry, Fail?

Nothing else happens. Seems you're going to have to pick one of them.

Options:

• Abort
  
• Retry
  
• Fail
  

Results

If you chose Abort:

One of the following:

• *@=g3,8d\&fbb=-q/hk%fg
• Fra... Gee... Lee...?
• Do Not Taunt
• BSoD

If you chose Retry:

One of the following:

• Retry, Retry Again

If you chose Fail:

One of the following:

• There's a Blog.Org for This

Location(s)

• A.R.F.