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Vuvuzila

You are fighting Vuvuzila.

Vuvuzilla is a giant lizard that terrorizes Chinatown with his awful musical playing. He isn't an Asian lizard, though, he's an accidental import from Africa, where he wasn't much of a nuisance at all. Just goes to show you need to be careful introducing non-native species to new territories.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Vuvuzilla kicks you into a trash bin. Goooooal! The resulting celebration is deafening. damage+ (sonic) damage
• Vuvuzilla blasts on his instrument in ear-splitting rage. Okay, your ears don't actually split. That would be gross. But they get rattled pretty badly. (sonic) damage
• Vuvuzilla stomps the ground, causing everything to shake badly and setting off dozens of car alarms. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• A giant moth flies by. Vuvuzilla snaps at it and the sonic weapon that was clenched between his teeth falls to the ground, just like in one of those Aesop stories.
• Even a giant lizard has to pause to catch his breath sometime. Now is one of those times.
• Vuvuzilla disappears down an alley for a moment. He shakes the earth a little with his tremendous footsteps, but nobody can seem to find him or figure out why he's hiding. Not even you.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Vuvuzilla's xylophone (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Yang Boulevard
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

References

• The foe is a cross-breeding of Godzilla which terrorized Tokyo and Vuvuzela, an accidental import from Africa.
• Although vuvuzelas were native to Africa, they were not well-known outside of Africa until the 2010 World Cup for football in South Africa. The first hit message references this.