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Karlos Voltron

You are fighting Karlos Voltron.

This center fielder is actually assembled from a collection of five smaller center fielders. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but somehow it works.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• As a member of the 30-30 club, he can both run you down and club you out of the park. Which he does, promptly.
• Voltron disassembles into his component parts, all of whom kick you with tiny (but very pointy) cleats. (electric) damage.
• He jolts you with what feels like a million volts using his special electrified bat.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He brags about being a member of the 30-30 club, but you best him with your 20/20 foresight.
• Voltron's right arm detaches from the rest of the collective, and he has to coax the player back onto the team.
• He spends all of his time singing about how he can be centerfield. You don't bother pointing out that he is center field.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ((0.6+0.06*Inning)*Level, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: baseball bat (15%)
You got an item: baseball (15%)
You got an item: cleats (15%)
You got an item: leather gloves (15%)
You got an item: smart bandages (15%)
You got an item: smart juice (15%)
You got an item: baseball jersey (15%)
You got an item: catcher's mask (15%)
You got an item: umpire's glasses (15%)
You got an item: Scalpel energy drink (See Notes)
You got an item: Bray energy drink (See Notes)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Frank's Ballpark
  

Notes

• Appears on Inning 1, 0 outs; Inning 4, 0 outs; Inning 7, 0 outs.
• Scalpel energy drink was a guaranteed drop on Frank's Ballpark I-III. Bray energy drink was a guaranteed drop on Frank's Ballpark IV-XIV.

References

• The name is a reference to baseball player Carlos Beltrán.
• The description and the second hit message are references to the cartoon show Voltron, which was a giant robot made up of five smaller robots.
• The electrical damage on the second hit message attack is a play on the word "volt" in "Voltron".
• The third miss message is a reference to John Fogerty's song Centerfield.
• The 30-30 club a baseball term for players who have accomplished 30 home runs and 30 stolen bases in a single season.