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|desc=This elite metallic sphere bristles with elite high tech cameras and elite weaponry. You cringe as an unnerving number of those elite weapons orient themselves in your elite direction. Elitely. | |desc=This elite metallic sphere bristles with elite high tech cameras and elite weaponry. You cringe as an unnerving number of those elite weapons orient themselves in your elite direction. Elitely. | ||
|image=elite-guardian-orb.jpg | |image=elite-guardian-orb.jpg | ||
| | |hit1=You notice little puffy clouds forming over the orb, right before it emits a tremendous blast of fire. You dodge and then try to doge once more, but there's no asylum, and you find yourself burned in the aftermath. It hits you for 7 (fire) damage. | ||
|hit2=Your opponent attacks ... A bolt shoots out of the orb and zips your way. In a fantastic show of reflexes, you dodge to the side while also plucking the bolt out of the air. Only then do you realize it's not a bolt, it's a taser wire. You have enough time to think "Uh, oh," before the shock makes you crumple to the floor. It hits you for X (electric) damage. | |||
|critical=unknown | |critical=unknown | ||
|miss1=Your opponent attacks ... It attempts to give you a wedgie with its giant claw, but it misses and instead hoists you up by your bootstraps. You thank it for the lift. | |miss1=Your opponent attacks ... It attempts to give you a wedgie with its giant claw, but it misses and instead hoists you up by your bootstraps. You thank it for the lift. | ||
|miss2=Your opponent attacks ... It fires a laser at you and misses by a good foot and a half. The orb may be constructed from high-tech hardware, but it's only as good as the bargain-basement student programmer who coded its directives. | |||
|miss3=Your opponent attacks ... It shoots a barrage of laser beams at you, but in a strange coincidence all of the beams overlap right in front of your chest and disappear in a stroke of fortuitous destructive wavelength interference. | |||
|fumble=unknown}} | |fumble=unknown}} | ||
{{exp|amt=45}} | {{exp|amt=45}} | ||
Revision as of 10:30, 30 March 2008
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Template:Fight You gain 45 experience.
You got an item: [[{{{1}}}]] [[image:{{{2}}}|40px]]
You got an item: [[{{{1}}}]] [[image:{{{2}}}|40px]]
You got an item: [[{{{1}}}]] [[image:{{{2}}}|40px]]
Location
Occurs in the Back of the House.