Pickpocket

Pickpocket

You are fighting a Pickpocket.

You surprise a pickpocket who is trying to pick your ... er ... pocket. He appears unarmed, but wary.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The pickpocket whips a baseball out of his pouch and clonks you with it. To add insult to injury, the ball rolls back to the pickpocket, who picks it up and pockets it.
• The pickpocket reaches out to grab your wallet, but misses and painfully yanks your skin instead.
• He gets tired of all this stealth stuff and slugs you. The simple forwardness of the attack is stunning.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The pickpocket charges you, but trips on one of his shoelaces and goes sprawling.
• The pickpocket aims for your pocket but picks your nose instead. Disgusting, but not so painful.
• You're caught unawares as he swiftly and artfully pocks your picket ... which doesn't do all that much.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 19-23 chips.

You gain 2-4 experience.

You got an item: baseball (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: sneakers (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Your neighborhood
  

Notes

• Special message if you kill yourself by a fumble:

You beat yourself up, and have lost the battle. Your foe walks away laughing, but only after he picks your pocket.

• Has an especially high dodge and an especially low to-hit for his level.