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You are fighting Big-chinned wiseguy.

This guy is clearly befuddled. He keeps muttering about "deadels everywhere" and "gotta get back to the future" and weird nonsense like that. Either he's been hit over the head by foam swords one too many times, or a combination of a bad drug experience and the metachronism costumes has made him go funny.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He blasts you with his shotgun. He shouts, "That's right! Who's laughing now!" You'd point out that you weren't laughing to begin with, but you're in too much pain.
• The man murmurs some sort of incantation. It sounds a bit like "Clamshell Veritas Nicotine." Your head becomes filled with painful cravings for a product that doesn't even exist. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He attempts to shoot you with a shotgun, but while he's trying to aim with his left hand, he starts smacking himself in the face with his right. It s a little weird, to say the least.
• The wiseguy with the big chin stops to read some headlines from a nearby newspaper. "'Crime Spree in Downtown Twilight.' Huh. If you say it real fast it sound's like 'crime's free.' We all knew crime doesn't pay, but at least it doesn't cost anything either." Huh?

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 50-88 chips.

You gain 60 experience.

You got an item: Boomstick (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Guild for Imaginative Metachronism
  

References

• This enemy is a reference to Ash from the Evil Dead series.
• "That's right! Who's laughing now!" (1st hit message) is a quote by Ash in Evil Dead II.
• "Clamshell Veritas Nicotine" (2nd hit message) refers to a scene in Army of Darkness in which Ash fails to use the words Klaatu barada nikto.
• The first miss message refers to Ash's evil, possessed hand.