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New page: {{underconstruction|comment=Templates}} Image:Old-man.jpg You are fighting an old man from the sea. This old man, he caught one. He caught marlin by the ton. This old man, he fought ... |
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This old man, he caught one. He caught marlin by the ton. This old man, he fought two. He fought me and he fought you. | |name=old man from the sea | ||
|desc=This old man, he caught one. He caught marlin by the ton. This old man, he fought two. He fought me and he fought you. | |||
I already lost, so now he's gonna fight you. | I already lost, so now he's gonna fight you. | ||
|image=Old-man.jpg | |||
|hit=* The old man hurls a marlin spear at you. As the marlin pierces your skin you shout, "Stellllaaaaaa!" in pain and frustration. | |||
* The old man hurls a marlin spear at you. As the marlin pierces your skin you shout, "Stellllaaaaaa!" in pain and frustration. | |||
* The seaman whips a dried starfish at you. It embeds itself into your skin painfully. You thank your lucky starfish that you didn't lose an eye. | * The seaman whips a dried starfish at you. It embeds itself into your skin painfully. You thank your lucky starfish that you didn't lose an eye. | ||
* The man asks if you'd like some sea food. "Sure," you say. He takes a bite of fish, chews for a second, and then opens his mouth wide. Eew! Your stomach churns and roils painfully. | * The man asks if you'd like some sea food. "Sure," you say. He takes a bite of fish, chews for a second, and then opens his mouth wide. Eew! Your stomach churns and roils painfully. | ||
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|miss=* The crusty old seaman throws a bucket of brine and shrimp at you. Following the old adage, "Sea monkey, monkey do," you catch the bucket and throw it back at him. | |||
* The crusty old seaman throws a bucket of brine and shrimp at you. Following the old adage, "Sea monkey, monkey do," you catch the bucket and throw it back at him. | |||
* The old man hurls a marlinspike at you, but since you're not made of rope the small metal needle just bounces off harmlessly. | * The old man hurls a marlinspike at you, but since you're not made of rope the small metal needle just bounces off harmlessly. | ||
* He hurls a dried starfish at you, but it misses by a mile. You chuckle, but the old man says, "You don't understand. I coulda had bass. I coulda been a conger-eel. I coulda been a sombre, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." | * He hurls a dried starfish at you, but it misses by a mile. You chuckle, but the old man says, "You don't understand. I coulda had bass. I coulda been a conger-eel. I coulda been a sombre, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." | ||
|fumble=* Your foe fumbles! He takes {{element|fumble|X}}. | |||
|chip range=63-103 | |||
|xp=??-82-??}} | |||
{{obtain|item=bag of throwing starfish|image=Throwing-starfish.gif}} | |||
{{obtain|item=harbor pearl|image=Harbor-pearl.gif}} | |||
== Location(s) == | |||
[[The Docks]] | |||
Revision as of 14:48, 26 December 2007
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